Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人，来几本能笑死我的书

1155 一 A Century in a Dream, and I Became a Daoist Celestial Master 一梦百年，我成为了道家天师 Invincible Under Heaven望天无敌手Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Fortune-Telling + Medicine + Traditional Martial Arts + Invincible + One Heroine + Humor + No Cultivation + Not High-Martial] Chen Haoyu was hit by a car while saving a girl and ended up in the hospital. After lying unconscious for a hundred days, he received the legacy of the Carefree Taoist from a thousand years ago in a dream and became a Taoist Celestial Master of his generation. “How can your medical skills be so incredible?” “Sorry, I used the Zhu You healing arts!” “You can tell fortunes 184kReads9.1Score17.3kShelves

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[Explore][Explore][Explore]Urban high martial arts + imagination + comedy + physical and mental relaxation [already planted][already planted][already planted][bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one]

1159 重 Can a Restarted Life Still End in Failure? 重启的人生还会失败吗 Lace Cassock2012蕾丝袈裟2012Urban163k WordsCompleted This humorous novel follows the extraordinary experiences of Zheng Xie, exploring the unpredictability of fate and the many ways people live their lives. Born into an ordinary family, Zheng Xie once dreamed of a life full of failure. After waking up, he decides to use what he remembers from his dream to change his fate. With a witty, playful style, the novel depicts Zheng Xie’s struggles and growth as he moves between reality and dreams. He meets several benefactors, including his university pro 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is as good as me

1161 官 The Halls of Power: A Nobody's Ambition 官场：一个小人物的野望 Ink as a Blade以墨为锋Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Reborn in 2005, he starts out as a grassroots police officer. With the advantage of knowing what lies ahead, he repeatedly cracks major cases and high-profile crimes, carving out a distinctive path to promotion through the turbulent world of politics. This is the story of an ordinary man rewriting his fate and climbing step by step to the very heights of power! 130.9kReads9.5Score14.8kShelves

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Very funny and thoughtful novel

1162 不 How Can I Enjoy Ten Million Years Without Becoming an Immortal Emperor? 不成仙帝，怎能快活万万年 Virtuous Wen有德的文Eastern Fantasy290k WordsOngoing Some people say cultivation is for immortality, for the Great Dao. I say, bullshit! Cultivation is about earning the most spirit stones, wooing the most beautiful women, living in the most luxurious cave residence, and enjoying life to the fullest! Anyone who dares disturb my fun, I'll break their legs! Anyone who dares steal my woman, I'll wipe out their entire family! Don't try to reason with me. My fists are the law. If I don't become an Immortal Emperor, how can I enjoy myself for ten thousa —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Be relaxed, humorous, 100%

1163 穿 I Transmigrated and Became the Villainous Young Lady's Sidekick 穿越之我做反派大小姐的小跟班 A Life Like a Probe探似人生Urban529k WordsCompleted Chen Boguang, a hopeless nerd, transmigrates into a short drama as the lackey of a villainous heiress, helping her slap down all the chosen protagonists in a thrilling story… This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental! Please show your support. 316Reads—Score—Shelves

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Funny article, try this one

1164 天 Perhaps the Heavenly Way Is a Book 天道也许是本书 No Dreams Left for the Post-80s80后已经没有梦想Mystery354k WordsOngoing Humans must not meddle with the Heavenly Way. Anyone who studies the arts of yin and yang will invite the Five Bane and Three Deficiencies. But what is the Heavenly Way? Xiao Sanzi, a student forced to learn Daoist arts, is resigned to living only until the age of twenty-three. There is no transmigration, no golden finger, and no System here. What there is are bizarre events and nights when a hundred ghosts roam the streets. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Good books recommended to everyone 😁

1167 主 Protagonist, Get Over Here! Let’s Become Sworn Brothers First! 主角快来，咱俩先拜一个！ Red Sun, Spirit Cloud红日灵云Urban1.1M WordsCompleted I transmigrated and got bound to a… My Brothers Are a Few Too Many, But I’m Really Not a Gangster System. Yep, that’s right. I’m a villain, and a villain with multiple identities at that. The villains in this world may have all died off, because I’m every villain there is! The System tells me to make more sworn-brotherhoods. The more sworn brothers I have, the farther I can go on the road to opposing the protagonist. Fine, I’ll oppose them… Fake heiresses, domineering CEOs? Piece of cake! Then I 21.4kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves

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🍓🍓A must-read for book lovers, this book is so funny [laughing] [laughing], I almost stopped laughing after reading more than ten chapters. There are so many jokes and a very crazy plot. It is so good to read. The more I read, the more addictive I am. I laughed so loudly at night that the neighbors next door thought I was crazy.

1169 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 221.7kReads9.5Score19.1kShelves

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[Cool][Adoration][Adoration] Super funny novel. This is a super nice book. The writing is good, the ideas are clear, the characters are full, the internal links are compact, the narrative is smooth, relatively relaxed, and it is eloquently told with a sense of rhythm. It is well written and worth reading.

1170 抱 Sorry, Sis is the NPC You Can’t Catch Up With 抱歉啦，姐是你们追不上的npc Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot 28.8kReads9.3Score5kShelves

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🌸🌸🌸Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people, super funny. A high-scoring article, with good writing style, smooth content, full and penetrating characterization, logical flow throughout, a compact plot, and delicate emotional descriptions that are not abrupt at all, and the transitions are very good. Read a chapter without skipping, stay up late and read it. Highly recommended.

1172 工 The Industrial Inspection Came Early, So I Had to Change the Factory Sign Overnight Again 工业大摸底提前，又得连夜改厂牌 Flying Roe Deer会飞的狍子Urban271k WordsCompleted Famous military scientist Qin Shou possessed cutting-edge antigravity flight technology, making him a target of an enemy nation. He was eventually assassinated by its agents. By chance, he was reborn in 2014, the year he graduated from university. In his new life, he was terrified of dying. For the sake of his safety, he gave up being a meticulous scientist and focused entirely on making money through business, hiring bodyguards, acquiring weapons, and beefing up his security. Although he had ne 5Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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This book is absolutely beautiful

1173 三 A Silver Tongue Conquers the World 三寸不烂打天下 Caribbean Mantis加勒比海刀螂Historical218k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Political Intrigue + Carefully Crafted Details + Transmigration + Strong Moral Compass + High Intelligence + Ensemble Cast + No Golden Fingers + Masterful Detail + Brisk Pacing] A low-level delivery rider transmigrates into the body of a fool and marries two women from the start. What kind of chemistry will modern pickup lines, an ordinary person’s perspective, and iconic pop songs create in ancient times? What’s it like to give the emperor a bath? How do you use a handsome man to p 109Reads9.3Score179Shelves

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⚔️There is no need to waste troops in fighting, and clever strategies can be used to easily calm down the border war. "Outsmarting the Retreat" + "Beautiful Man's Strategy" + "Four Liangs Digging Thousands of Categories" abandons the traditional battlefield fighting routine, and the male protagonist relies on words and planning to resolve the years of conflict between the two countries # AlternativeWar #attackstrategy #War

1174 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves

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I can't bear the hammer! I want to surrender! I want to defect to the Allied forces, not capture them! He looked at the French troops kneeling in front of him and surrendered, looked at the adoring eyes of his comrades around him, and looked at the approving expressions on the officers' faces. I'm stupid. The first surrender plan failed perfectly. Not only did they fail to surrender, they also captured a group of Allied troops with their backhand, which was a great achievement. My mind is broken. ? .

1194 B The Legend of Brother B B哥传 Wood, Mountains, and Rivers木之山水Urban166k WordsCompleted [Witty] [Hilarious] [Scheming] [You’ll laugh yourself to death in bed] There are thirty million jokes in the martial world, and half of them are in The Legend of B. Other people add flavoring to soup to make it funny; the author adds soup to the flavoring. The Legend of B is a comedic web novel, similar to Love Apartment. Every chapter is a comic scene that’s sure to keep you laughing! Imagine the following scenes. Packing up the foot bath water! Auditioning to be a lover! Using a lottery system 134Reads—Score—Shelves

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If you are tired, read these three books.

1197 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 58Reads—Score—Shelves

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"There is a high probability that this barren mountain is a peerless beauty living in seclusion in the mountains and forests! Maybe she is a rich lady who has seen through the world of mortals, or a gentle and kind-hearted fairy who practices in the mountains!" The more I spoke, the more excited I became, and the more I thought about it, the more excited I was. I almost grinned to my ears. Monk Sha still had a worried look on his face: "But senior brother just said that there is evil spirit ahead..." "Shh! Don't listen to that damn monkey!"

1199 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [The rating just came out, so don't be fooled. Everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Look Kinda Wrong," "Pokemon: From the Start, I Got a Badass Charcadet," and "Pokemon: A Record of the Hero from the Underworld" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No transmigration] + [No rebirth] + [Comedy] + [Regions merge] + [Original elements] + [Daily life] + [Friendship-focused] + [Light novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a P 15kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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The ratings have just been released and will probably go up. The protagonists are peers of Ash and Red in the parallel world. They have their own stories, their own combinations, and their own path to being a Pokémon master. There is no system here, no rebirth, and no time travel (if traveling from this world to Xi Cui counts, pretend I didn't say that), the original world view is added with some personal settings. The Pokémon in it are all humane, and the protagonist is full of passion. The story is absolutely wonderful and absolutely funny. Please support and watch.

1200 开 From the Start, I Kissed the Young Marquis and Ran After Flirting 开局强吻小侯爷，我撩完就跑 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透Ancient Romance160k WordsCompleted [Hilarious and ridiculous + scheming, lovesick male lead + laissez-faire System + devoted, exclusive pairing + sweet romance + a cast of drama queens + secret identity exposed, then coasts to victory] Qi An’an’s life motto: If I can sit, I won’t stand. If I can make money, I won’t date. And if I do date, I won’t touch a rich heir. To bring her adoptive father back to life, she voluntarily bound herself to a System and became the temporary guardian angel of Xie Ci, the marquis household’s legiti 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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Dressed as a silly girl from another world, she pretends to be crazy and stupid during the day, and spends her nights coding and writing love pictures. She saves the prince for both mission and inspiration. Just run when you get there and never work overtime. The further you go, the better it will be. You won't make the wrong introduction [laughing]