Scheming, Funny, Underhanded Novels About Sneak Attacks and Cunning Old Foxes 有没有那种腹黑,搞笑,敲闷棍,老阴逼小说
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- 101 I Saw the Killer's Face While Preparing the Campus Beauty's Body for Her Funeral 我给校花整理遗容时,看到了凶手的脸 While preparing the school beauty’s body for burial, I saw the killer’s face. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 102 Drain Her Blood to Save His Beloved 抽干她的血,救他的白月光 Drain her blood to save his beloved. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Sneaky One’s Adventures in a Fantasy World 老六闯玄幻
[Classic Fantasy + Passionate Battles + Leveling Up + Fresh and Original + Comedy + Tons of Fun] At eighteen, Liu Ge leaves Leiguan to roam the martial world, slaying beasts and bandits, seizing heavenly treasures and consuming earthly treasures. He cultivates along the way, challenges the demon race, battles the devils, contends with the sea folk, and fights heaven and earth to protect humanity. Step by step, he ascends to the throne of the Human Emperor and reaches the pinnacle of the realm.
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I Pounced on the Scheming Prime Minister 腹黑相爷被我扑倒了
[No-Brain Fun] + [Historical Political Intrigue] ≈ [Sweet Romance] Slow burn! Lighthearted sweet romance. The heroine is a lovable goofball, always positive and optimistic. The hero is a scheming powerful official who plots to rule the world, but the heroine is the one person who leaves him helpless. #Historical Sweet Romance #Scheming Powerful Official #A Blackhearted Hero Beneath a Gentle Facade #Mutual Healing #Feel-Good Power Fantasy #One-on-One, Both Pure #Historical Political Intrigue #Liv
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- 105 Hey, You! Do You Really Have to Be This Low-Key?! 你小子!用不用这么低调!! The immortal, undying ancient dragon left behind only a rotting corpse. The phoenix, unafraid of death, was reduced to a single broken root feather. The auspicious qilin, surrounded by good fortune, could not foresee its own death. The Black Tortoise, master of countless laws, had its shell forcibly stripped away. The cemetery of the gods still stands, watching the ruins endure for millennia, while grass and trees flourish and fade through the seasons. Who dares claim to be immortal… The years t 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
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Eternal Immortality: A Jailor Hiding Out in the Heavenly Prison 长生万古:苟在天牢做狱卒
[Smart characters, no brainless plotlines]+ [No System]+ [Cautious survival]+ [Immortality]+ [No heroine]+ [A sly schemer]+ [Political intrigue]+ [Prudent and cautious] Zhang Wu transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes a jailer in the Imperial Prison from the start. For officials, the end of the road is the Imperial Prison. For soldiers, it is dying on the battlefield. For those in the martial world, it is getting killed in a vendetta. None of them meet a good end. If he wants to survive
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- 107 Livestream: The Birth of the King of Lurking 直播:苟王的诞生 [Livestream] [Infinite Flow] [Scheming] [Not an Invincible Protagonist] [No Female Lead or One Female Lead] Billions of viewers in the Livestream room watch Ye Xiao, who's been hiding in a corner without moving for three days and nights, on the verge of breaking down. Other people are livestreaming. This is just a still image. “I want to chop him up.” “It's already the third day, right? He's still hiding?” “How can anyone be so shameless?” “As expected of the King of Hiding.” “I left, but then I 893Reads8.3Score100Shelves
- 108 Cultivating in Secret by the Side of a Powerful Woman 苟在女大佬身边偷偷修炼 Mortal cultivation, mortal cultivation, mortal cultivation, one female lead, no System, no harem, no brainless decisions Su Ping transmigrates to a cultivation world carrying a small bronze cauldron. The immense power of heaven and earth that accompanies his transmigration happens to save a female sect master who is being hunted. Su Ping becomes the female sect master's antidote, and in turn joins her sect as an outer disciple, embarking on the path of cultivation. The road to immortality is ful 12kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
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The Mortal's Cultivation Diary: A Crafty Old Fox 凡人老六修仙记
The story's charm lies in its contrast: a weakling on the outside, a schemer on the inside. Lin Fan gets by with feigned weakness, exploiting loopholes in the rules and turning others' strength to his advantage. He lucks into a broken bowl artifact during the Lin family's trial, builds an intelligence network in the Qingniu Sect's servant quarters, establishes the “Lao Liu Pavilion” on the Dongzhou Continent, earns the title “God of Survival” on the northern frontier battlefield, and ultimately
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- 110 I'm the Biggest Schemer in the Cultivation World 我,修仙界头号老六 This is a feel-good cultivation novel built around comedy and growth that defies convention. It follows Li Hao, a protagonist who cannot cultivate but uses his wits to thrive in the cultivation world. With a lighthearted, humorous style, it tells the tale of how he rises to the top through “sneaky” tricks and finds profound bonds along the way. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友,你的机缘与我有缘
Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar
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Don't Let Scholars Talk, the Talented Ladies Can't Take It 别让书生动嘴,才女们扛不住
A friendly warning: reading this book comes with risks. You might laugh hard enough to get abs because the male lead is such a flirt, or end up with high blood sugar because the romantic rivalry is so sweet. I accept no responsibility for any such symptoms. Want to come after the author? Vote and add the book to your collection first, then take a number and wait in line! [Alternate Ancient Setting] [Book Transmigration] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Scheming, Sharp-Tongued Hero] [Romantic Rivalry] [Pow
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- 113 Xuanhuan: Nine Ill-Fated Lifetimes with the Female Emperor 玄幻:我和女帝的九世孽缘 Wang Feng transmigrated into a cultivation world and awakened a System. He thought he’d become an immortal and reach the pinnacle of the cultivation world. But then an extraordinarily beautiful woman appeared out of nowhere, killing him until only one of the System’s nine lives remained. It was as if the two of them were destined to be together. No matter where they went, they kept running into each other. And in his ninth rebirth, Wang Feng ran into her yet again! The good news: after that grea 62.3kReads9.4Score6.9kShelves
- 114 The Rogue Son-in-Law: The Empress’s Pretty Boy 流氓赘婿,女帝家的小白脸 He transmigrated to an alternate world and became a lowly live-in son-in-law. He had planned to drink tea, fish, flirt, watch opera, and live a carefree life, but... “Husband, help me!” “Dear son-in-law, help me!” “Young master, help me!” “My dear subject, help your emperor!” Fine, it seemed he wouldn't get to take it easy. The world would have to be protected by him after all. And so Zhou Yuan investigated major cases, cleaned up the bureaucracy, crushed rebellions, opened the seas, and expande 63.1kReads9.3Score7.5kShelves
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Rain Falls on a Hong Kong Night 港夜雨落
Tomato Original: [A powerful new money tycoon from Hong Kong's elite circles x a young lady from a scholarly family in Beijing's elite circles] A powerful man in Hong Kong bows his head for love Hong Kong elite romance + older man romance + powerful male lead + both leads sexually inexperienced + indulgent, sweet-and-angsty romance + reunion after a long separation The year he left in such a hurry, she was heartbroken beyond words. For two whole years, she never saw him again or heard any news o
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- 116 Awakening from the Start: I Steal Opportunities by Reading the Female Lead's On-Screen Comments 开局觉醒我靠偷看女主弹幕抢机缘 [Cultivation Story Without Rebirth or Transmigration, with Power Progression + Romance + Space + Snatching Every Opportunity] As Su Zhuo enters the Wuji Sect and climbs the Immortal Ascension Steps, she accidentally hits her head, and a dense mass of strange subtitles appears before her eyes. Using the subtitles, she glimpses the heroine’s opportunities and snatches them one by one. The subtitles say the heroine is the chosen one. Su Zhuo thinks: “Just because you talk so much, the chosen one’s 9.5kReads8.0Score1.1kShelves
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Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80,从大院祸害到国士无双
The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel
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- 118 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术,我在皇宫杀疯了 [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 276Reads6.5Score—Shelves
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Sword and Wine 剑酒
[Traditional fantasy + no System + one heroine + slow burn + passionate adventure] In the Eastern Lands, a tavern waiter wears twin sabers at his waist and tempers his heart in the mortal world. In the Western Regions, a devoted monk carries a paintbrush, bringing flowers to the world. In the Southern Mountains, a Daoist wields peachwood, using talismans to subdue mountains and seas. In the northern lands, a monster carves a wooden staff, its dragon's roar shaking the Nine Heavens. And in the Ce
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Isn't This a Death Note? Why Is Everything Being Given Away?! 不是死亡笔记吗?怎么全变给了!
[Not Fanfiction] + [Meme References] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurd, Unhinged Comedy] + [Godlike Characters] When anything is born, it produces a notebook. Anyone who owns one can form a contract with the angel bound to that notebook and become a godlike being. Yue Shenye looks at the notebook in his hands, and all the humiliations of the past come flooding back. He grips his pen tightly. “I want every last one of you dead!” The ballpoint pen sweeps across the page, filling it with names. Then t
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- 121 People, Wealth, and Talent? I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Forge an Immortal Bone! 人财人柴人材?不择手段铸仙骨! “Foot massage is also a path, and technique is also a method. I hope to meet someone who makes me...” “Taking it in is still taking it in. You understand now, right, Senior Sister?” “Going all in is a kind of wisdom! Anything can take off when the wind is right, even a pig. All the more so for you, Junior Brother!” “It was all Senior Brother Hua’s doing. What does that have to do with me, Ye Sheng?” “...” Everyone knows I’m slippery and opportunistic, and that I always pass the buck when trouble 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 122 EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临?我先降临! [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 405.1kReads9.2Score33.9kShelves
- 123 EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊 [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves
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After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后,战神王爷追疯了
[Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give
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One Life, Two Souls 一命双生
Though they were twins, they were not destined to share the same fate. An unexpected catastrophe changed the brothers' peaceful lives forever. Their older brother and parents vanished under mysterious circumstances, never to be heard from again. After years apart, fate brought the twins together once more. But there was no escaping destiny. In the end, the young man took on his brother's name, carried on his obsession, and shouldered the blood feud against his entire family. From a meek nobody t
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I Transmigrated to Sell Fake Medicine, Losing Money to Save the World 穿越倒卖假药,亏本拯救世界
[Lighthearted and Humorous + No Heroine + Farming + Scheming System + Getting Strong by Giving Up] After transmigrating into the body of a good-for-nothing abandoned by his sect, he was cornered at his door by a tyrant from the Pill Sect, who demanded protection money from the start. Jia Yi thought his life was over, but who could have guessed that the “loss-making System” he’d bound to would turn around and give him three Heart-Eroding Fruits? The tyrant snatched them and ate them. Purple flam
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My Name Is Zhou Tang 我叫周唐
After a series of extraordinary encounters, the male lead keeps growing stronger, transforming from a complete novice into an invincible powerhouse. The struggles between the various schools of thought in ancient China continue on an alien world. The male lead unites them all, then changes the course of Earth's civilization.
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Fox Ji Mi's Fifth Book 狐姬幂的第5本书
My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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I'm a Spider Now. Is It Really So Wrong to Set Up a Honey Trap? 都成蜘蛛了,玩个仙人跳合理吧?
[Monster cultivation + no simping + play the pig to eat the tiger + lighthearted comedy + a touch of harem + multiple heroines] This book is also known as: Monster Cultivation: Starting with a Backstab Against an Immortal Maiden Qu Yiren transmigrated into a spider demon, only to suffer the further misfortune of being born male. His mother favored girls over boys, his elder sister was a lunatic with a rebellious streak, and his four younger sisters were still crying to be fed. Then there were hi
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Warlord of the Republic: I Turned Shanghai’s Nightlife Upside Down 民国枭雄:我掀了夜上海的天
When Chen Mo wakes up, he has returned to the age of fifteen, facing the hellish slums of Shanghai. In his previous life, he lived an unremarkable life and died in humiliation. This time, he’ll overturn this world that devours people! Armed with the [Warlord System], his fists draw blood and his blade takes lives. Starting in Fangualong, he recruits followers, seizes territory, and gathers wealth... He swears to become the greatest warlord in all of Shanghai’s pleasure quarters! The underworld i
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I Acted Too Well-Behaved, and the Heir Insists I Have a Crush on Him 装乖过头了,太子爷非说我暗恋他
[The Cool, Well-Behaved Real Princess x The Lazy, Rebellious Young Master] (Top-tier romantic tension / cold on the surface but secretly fighting to claim each other / unrequited love becomes mutual / both leads are romantically inexperienced) At thirteen, Ruan Xi went from a country girl in a small town in Jiangnan to a daughter of the Ruan family in Jingbei overnight. Unfortunately, she was met not with a warm welcome, but with cold stares and ridicule. “Even if Yinyin isn’t a Ruan, I’ll alway
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- 132 The Sickly-Sweet Young Lady and Her Scheming Husband 病娇大小姐和她的腹黑老公 [Dual Alphas, male and female leads + yandere female lead + calculating male lead + no System + regret-and-redemption story] No one could have imagined that a mentally ill man was the Chen family's biological son, lost for many years. After he was brought back into the family, the adopted son and the Chen family's three sisters drove him out. That same night, he met a madwoman, completely and utterly insane. “Want me to save you? Beg me!” 378Reads—Score118Shelves
- 133 I'm Younger Than My Brother and Better at Pleasing the Young Lady 我比我哥年轻,更能让大小姐满意 Radiant, spoiled, and flirtatious little princess ✖️ Mischievous, bad-boy, loyal puppy of a young master Two wealthy families, both rooted in Beijing’s elite circles ➕ The second male lead pursues her after losing her, but the heroine never looks back ➕ The hero has secretly loved her and fights to win her heart ➕ Childhood friends, with a long-planned romance ➕ Brothers competing for the same woman ➕ A glimpse into the lives of the wealthy ➕ Everyone’s darling ➕ Tension and chemistry ➕ Sweet ro 22.8kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves
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Reborn in Water Margin as Liang Zhongshu 重生水浒之我是梁中书
He transmigrates into the world of Water Margin (and another novel from the same era that can't be named), becoming Liang Shijie, “the Great Song's number-one live-in son-in-law.” With a fierce wife at his bedside, political enemies at court, heroes of the jianghu, and foreign foes at the border, watch as he sidelines Cai Jing, plots Gao Qiu's downfall, backs Chao Gai, exposes Song Jiang, crushes Tian Hu, brings Wang Qing to heel, puts down Fang La, reclaims the Sixteen Prefectures of Yan and Yu
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Rules of the Limited-Time Pact 限时密约守则
[A carefree heiress x a powerful Beijing real estate tycoon + a gentle childhood sweetheart] [Overbearing CEO | Mature romance | Push and pull to the limit | Stealing someone’s partner | Two strong leads | One woman, two men] Ruan Si, the little princess of a pharmaceutical group, was forced to return home for a marriage meeting. She never even met her fiancé, but first slept with some random guy at a bar. She’d meant to use this as a sly way of rebelling against her family. Who could have gue
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Xuanhuan: From the Start, I Forcefully Take in the Demon Empress 玄幻:开局强收妖族女帝
[No System] [No mindless decisions] [Lighthearted comedy] [Multiple heroines] Chen Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world, where the mount given to him by the sect turns out to be the Demon Empress. “I'd rather die than be your mount!” To survive, Chen Fan can only train this mature beauty with a whip, tears in his eyes. From then on, Chen Fan follows her and learns body cultivation, divine abilities, and spirit pill refining, forging his own path to invincibility. The protagonist is not a tradit
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- 137 Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger, Then Lure Your Archenemy Home 扮猪吃虎,将死对头拐回家 [Secret Identities, Two Powerful Leads, Cunning, Double Lives, Sweet and Docile Yet Vicious] Qian Si is an ace assassin, codenamed Death, and the uncrowned king of the underworld. In public, she is a delicate heiress who can barely take care of herself. In secret, she can stir up the world all on her own. Yan Li’s influence reaches across both the underworld and the legitimate world. He has secretly crossed paths with Qian Si for years, and through a twist of fate, he snatched something she had 12.9kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves
- 138 Smitten and Falling Hard: The Scheming CEO Is Head Over Heels 深情沦陷,腹黑总裁他超爱 The short drama adaptation Deeply Ensnared: Mr. Fu Is Madly in Love is now streaming. Come watch, everyone~ [Sharp-tongued, scheming young master of a powerful family × seemingly innocent heiress] [Long-planned romance + sweet pampering in a wealthy family + both leads have no past relationships + happy ending] On the very first day Lin Shuwan returned to the Lin family, she slept with the young master of Haishi. She mistook him for a top escort at a nightclub and paid him ten thousand yuan to k 6.4kReads9.3Score852Shelves
- 139 Day and Night, I Obsess Over You 日夜妄想 [Marriage before love + two powerful leads taking down scumbags + mutual secret crushes + world-class stubbornness + two scene-stealing power players] He’s a cold-blooded business tycoon, with enough rumored girlfriends to fill ten mahjong tables. She’s a ruthless heiress from a prominent family, with admirers and followers lined up all the way to Paris. A marriage of convenience, with each side keeping their distance. On the rooftop, they smoked side by side. Jiang Chenglin asked, “Ever conside 7.9kReads9.5Score1.1kShelves
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The Cold River Never Carries the Boats of Old 寒江不渡旧时舟
The Cold River Carries No Boat from the Past
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Born Under a Peach Blossom Curse, Forced Onto the Path of Immortality 命犯桃花,逼我走上修仙路
When Gou Dan was six, a severe drought struck northern Mobei. To repay the kindness of a bowl of well water, a fortune-teller read his fortune and declared that he was destined for romance. Gou Dan’s mother begged him to break the curse, but the fortune-teller shook his head. “His fate is sealed. If he’s weak, he’ll be a penniless womanizer. If he’s strong… his romances will become calamities, and ten thousand swords will be his armor.” Ten years later, a remarkable swordsman rose to fame in the
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The Top Student Pretends to Be Weak to Snag a Marriage, but His Tough Girl Bride Takes the Internet by Storm 学霸装弱骗婚,太妹娇妻飒疯全网
A wealthy young master and academic ace × a Southeast Asian Chinese tycoon’s daughter, a sassy queen! Playing dumb to outsmart the other + turning the tables + bickering couple + mutual crush + from campus to wedding bells The longest road Qin Sihuang has ever walked is the one set out for her by Pan Zhanchen! Who could have guessed that the gentle, high-achieving student whom tycoon heiress Qin Sihuang kissed and tackled first was actually a top-tier schemer with a wicked mind? She was haughty
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I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界
"Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst
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- 144 A Mortal's Path to Immortality: The Purple-Scaled Snake Guides the Way 凡心踏仙紫鳞蛇引道 [Mortal’s journey➕no System➕dual cultivation of thunder and gu➕farming and raising gu] A country boy suffers hardship after hardship, then happens upon a thousand-year-old giant serpent by chance. It teaches him a cultivation technique and gives him a priceless treasure, setting him on the path to immortality. Every step tempers his bones; every gu is cultivated with care. Do not assume you were the first to set out; someone else may have left even earlier. Do not blame the road for being rough. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Screenwriter, What's Wrong with Me Slacking Off? 编剧,我摆烂怎么你了?
[Mad protagonist + Legal maniac + National destiny] After entering a world of rules that devours people, Gu Xiemu awakened the “Code System.” Others treat rules as iron laws. He sees them as “contract loopholes waiting to be optimized.” “Kitchen God, your stove flame isn't up to standard. That's a performance penalty!” “Jade Emperor, illegal parking at the Southern Heavenly Gate? Here's a ticket! Have it towed!” “Zeus, you want to invade Blue Star? Pay the tariffs first, then sign this ‘unequa
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Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色,我只是想有个家
Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home
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- 147 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功
Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors
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- 149 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
- 150 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
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