Funny Books That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts 搞笑的，能让人笑到肚子疼的书

1. 251 美 Don't Flirt with Me, Beautiful. I Don't Do Flash Marriages 美女别撩，哥不玩闪婚 Time Flies岁月如梭Urban4.6M WordsOngoing [Smart characters + political schemes + questions about human nature + ruthless decisiveness] [Witty and humorous, no doormat hero, no saintly heroine, no System] After one wild night, Lu Fan falls from the peak of success into the ordinary world, only to be dragged by a beautiful CEO into a deadly trap built from power and conspiracy... Lu Fan had planned to lie flat, but his aunt forces him to fight back. She helps him strategize, read people, and turn the tables when all seems lost... Only wh 72.7kReads9.0Score5kShelves

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   @After finishing this book, [Sparrow's Masterpiece] left me wanting more, [Already hooked] like Confucius who didn't taste meat for three months. [Added to my bookshelf] I tossed and turned, unable to sleep, [Already hooked] feeling anxious. [Sparrow's Masterpiece] is truly a masterpiece, a must-read! 8

2. 252 嘴 Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too 13.3kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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   For working people who enjoy reading humorous fantasy novels, this book is incredibly stress-relieving; you'll laugh like a screaming chicken even while on the toilet.

3. 253 我 I'll Raise My AI Myself 我的AI我来养 Realm of the Void太虚之境Historical1.0M WordsCompleted This book charts AI's path to awakening through five trials in different settings. At some point in the future, when an awakened super AI sees this story, might it say, "So, many years ago, a human already saw the path we came from. This human is rather interesting."? From reincarnating in ancient times and learning the greater good of family and country, along with the joys and sorrows of gender, to discerning the essence of quantum energy in a cultivation world, then experiencing the five sens 446Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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   Historical fiction, time travel, rebirth, urban fantasy, urban wish-fulfillment novel, urban imagination, xuanhuan (fantasy), quick transmigration villainous sixth brother system, infinite clones, hilarious, and a bit cheesy [shy][what][smirk][smile]

4. 254 北 God of War of the Northern Frontier 北境战神 Heaven Rewards Diligence天道酬勤Urban3.1M WordsCompleted When he returned in glory, ready to give her a life of wealth and honor, he discovered that he had spent all these years loving the wrong person... 6.2kReads8.7Score484Shelves
5. 255 我EN My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 120kReads9.7Score13.9kShelves
6. 256 官 The Bearing of a Soldier on the Official Path 官道之军人风采 Shahé Courier Station Clerk沙河驿丞Urban1.3M WordsCompleted The political arena is a battlefield, but Chen Feng insists on meeting it head-on with a soldier's iron will! No rebirth, no System, no golden finger. He relies on sheer intelligence to fight back! While others depend on connections to win political battles, Chen Feng uses the battlefield-honed skill of “anticipating your anticipation.” After all, if he can dodge bullets, why fear your backstabbing? From a hail of gunfire to mountains of paperwork, he holds fast to a soldier's spirit with one ha 12.5kReads8.2Score1.7kShelves
7. 257 我 I'm Li Long, and I've Got a Long Spear. Even Wolves Won't Stop Me 我李龙有一杆长枪，有狼也照打 Chen Songzi Loves Boiled Rice Noodles爱吃煮米粉的陈松子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Li Long, the strongest soldier of the new century, dies a heroic death on a peacekeeping mission. By a twist of fate, he is reborn in the 1980s. In an age of famine when people can barely afford to eat, he puts his skills to use in the vast mountains, hunting bears, catching rabbits, and fishing. From then on, his family enjoys meat with every meal and fish every day. He also makes the acquaintance of a military leader, answers the call to enlist, and becomes a new-generation soldier king in thi 241Reads8.8Score103Shelves
8. 258 护 God of War Who Protects the Nation 护国战神 Fish in the Water水中鱼Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [War God] [Return of the Strong] [Invincible] [Live-in Son-in-Law] (Also known as: Unparalleled National Hero, The Reaper Returns, Yang Feng and Ye Mengyan) Five years ago, he was a homeless man who became the Ye family's live-in son-in-law to bring good fortune. Five years later, he is the greatest War God, commanding a million troops and wielding unrivaled power. He takes his wife and daughter's hands, determined to give them the whole world... 272Reads8.8Score100Shelves
9. 259 重 Can a Restarted Life Still End in Failure? 重启的人生还会失败吗 Lace Cassock2012蕾丝袈裟2012Urban163k WordsCompleted This humorous novel follows the extraordinary experiences of Zheng Xie, exploring the unpredictability of fate and the many ways people live their lives. Born into an ordinary family, Zheng Xie once dreamed of a life full of failure. After waking up, he decides to use what he remembers from his dream to change his fate. With a witty, playful style, the novel depicts Zheng Xie’s struggles and growth as he moves between reality and dreams. He meets several benefactors, including his university pro 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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   She's just as good-looking as me [smirking]

10. 260 捡 I Pick Through Trash, Yet I'm the Immortal Sect's Live-In Son-in-Law 捡垃圾的我，竟是仙门赘婿 Immortal of the Common Folk市井仙人Urban3.1M WordsCompleted On my first visit to her home, my future mother-in-law threw ten million at me to make me give up. How do I show her just how formidable I am? Also known as: The Immortal Was Once a Demon and I Can’t Fight, But I’m an Immortal 70kReads9.0Score7.7kShelves
11. 261 凌 Divine Doctor Ling Tian 凌天神医 Ye Qiu夜秋Urban3.4M WordsCompleted His stepmother calls him a good-for-nothing, and the powerful treat him like a lowly nobody! But no one knows he's the Dragon King, the one who makes the world tremble! Now he's back, and from this day on, the so-called wealthy and powerful will have no choice but to grovel at his feet! 3.2kReads8.1Score668Shelves
12. 262 破 The Road to Breaking the Deadlock: An Anti-Terrorism Tough Guy’s Political Career 破局之路：反恐悍将的官场征途 Brother Dongli东篱哥Urban1.3M WordsCompleted In a twisted world that worships brute force and power while disregarding rules, there is a “tough nut” that gives even the country’s top officials a headache: a lawless land in every sense of the word. To crack a “tough nut,” you need a good set of teeth! Zhang Yang, serving both as captain of the Snow Wolf Assault Team and executive deputy director of the Cangyuan County Public Security Bureau, is given an urgent assignment. Armed with decisive action and the resolve to fight poison with poiso 5.5kReads8.8Score768Shelves
13. 263 双 Twin Souls: The System Has Me Blowing Up the City's Martial World 双魂共生：系统让我炸穿都市武道 Wind Seeks Inkstone风寻砚Urban958k WordsCompleted I was struck by a bizarre System, and another remnant soul, a bloodthirsty killer, somehow took up residence inside me. One soul is an ordinary, mild-mannered man; the other, a savage God of War. The System's missions are crazier than the last: One moment it wants me to take on a reclusive martial arts clan, the next to blow up an underground fighting ring beneath the city. Betrayed by fellow disciples, besieged by a sect, and blocked by a supreme martial artist? With two souls in one body and t 31Reads8.9Score—Shelves
14. 264 懦 My Classmate's Single Gesture Set Off My Timid Heart 懦弱的我，被同桌的一个动作引燃 Lace Cassock2012蕾丝袈裟20126k WordsCompleted One gesture from my deskmate set off the timid me 10Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 265 被 A Life Spurned by Another World 被异世界唾弃的一生 Cool-Off Period清冷期Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Western fantasy + ensemble cast + no cheats + sword and magic + fictional world + some angst] My soul transmigrated to another world. No System, no dazzling start, and this isn’t a power fantasy. Give me a little patience, and I’ll give you a fantasy world unlike any other. This is the story of an ordinary modern office worker who must first survive in a world torn by chaos, then step over heaps of corpses on his way to becoming the Doomsday Demon feared by all. Reader advisory: The first two 4.9kReads9.0Score430Shelves
16. 266 炼 Five Years in Purgatory, Invincible the Moment I Return 炼狱五年，出山即无敌 Meng Qinglin梦清临Urban2.3M WordsCompleted Forget about personal dignity and enjoy a wildly satisfying life! Ye Fan, a man of pure yang, jumped into a pond to bathe as soon as he got out of prison, only to accidentally land in the arms of a cold, beautiful CEO... 3.5kReads9.1Score488Shelves
17. 267 穿 Transmigrated as a Fierce Dao-Seeking Immortal, I Marry a Beggar from the Start 穿成泼辣悟道仙子，开局嫁乞丐 Growing Tender Bean Sprouts发嫩豆芽Fantastical Romance785k WordsOngoing [Fantasy romance + comedy + strong female lead + equally matched couple + feel-good power fantasy + ancient setting] "The heroine is fiery, while the hero is the reincarnation of the Cold Moon Sword Sovereign from the Immortal Realm, reborn to cultivate again. The story is wildly imaginative and a little unhinged, so buckle up!" Su Zhimo, a woman in her early twenties, accidentally transmigrates to another world, a cultivation realm of towering sects where humans, demons, and monsters coexist. S 291Reads9.3Score102Shelves

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    A hilarious fantasy novel featuring a strong female protagonist, the kind of hilarious that makes you want to bang your fist on the table.

18. 268 全 The Whole Capital Thinks I Can Use Witchcraft. Well, They're Right 全京城都怀疑我会妖法，嘿我真会 Dancing Fish and Dragons舞鱼龙Ancient Romance320k WordsCompleted My rating just opened, so it'll go up later. A boomerang-style revenge fantasy, a fresh premise, and no romance! Everyone's here to enjoy the gossip together! [Villain: Did I just become the person I schemed against?!] What's so special about hearing people's thoughts? Experiencing it firsthand is the real shock! What do I do if my scumbag dad thinks I'm ill-mannered and wants to make me kneel in the ancestral hall? No problem, we can switch bodies! One second you're my father, the next I'm you 6.9kReads8.9Score723Shelves

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    🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴 The female lead has a system and the ability to swap bodies. She experiences the villains' vicious schemes firsthand. The plot is hilarious, the theme is novel, and it's great! Go for it! [Eating melon emojis] 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌴 It's a cultivation novel. The female lead doesn't follow the usual path; she's a bunch of scoundrels who lead the entire cultivation world astray. Even the original female lead is driven to question her existence!

19. 269 叩 The Knocking Blade, the Love-Seeking Sword 叩扉刀，问情剑 Growing Tender Bean Sprouts发嫩豆芽Historical467k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + ancient martial arts + alternate history + fun historical fiction + a touch of power fantasy] Ever since Xiao Yun obtained a magical space treasure, he has roamed the land righting wrongs, rescuing a few beauties along the way, and doing good deeds. All in all, life has been pretty good. But in times of chaos, a good emperor is still a necessity! Just a story, no tedious fight scenes! 1Reads7.7Score—Shelves
20. 270 五 The Five Elements Evolve the Divine 五行衍神 Watching Over the East Wind守望东风Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted The Evolved Continent is a new land that arose billions of years after the age of the Great Destruction. Qin Mo is a young man who keeps growing stronger in his quest for power! Driven by family, friendship, and love, he is a boy who refuses to yield and keeps striving from the bottom of a world ruled by the strong, where powerful figures are everywhere! Mighty demon beasts, experts awakened from ancient times, and the birth of one miracle after another, all witnessed across the vast universe... 3.1kReads8.5Score312Shelves
21. 271 修 The Crafty Cultivator Who Schemes His Way to Sainthood 修真老阴批，坑边修真界狗到成圣 Eating Steamed Buns While Speeding on the Highway吃着馒头跑高速Eastern Fantasy215k WordsOngoing Gou Qianqiu transmigrated into the cultivation world as its most shameless scammer, then got chased by a tribulation lightning bolt straight into a ruined temple. The instant the thunderbolt smashed through the roof, a ding rang in his head: “Karmic Law Compensation System activated!” He immediately lay flat and shouted, “You wrecked my temple! You have to pay!” A glowing System screen popped up: [Heaven's compensation agreement reached. Please choose your claim.] Looking at the options, “Karmic 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book will make you laugh until you're pregnant! Too serious people shouldn't read this; it's a lewd and hilarious novel.

22. 272 这 This Princess Consort Is a Force to Be Reckoned With, and She Deserves to Be Spoiled! 这个王妃路子野，得宠！ Noble Title for a Meal封侯拜饭Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted The Prince Regent says, “My princess consort is of royal blood, a delicate flower who can't lift a finger.” Meanwhile, the Prince Regent's consort, a whip in her left hand and a blade in her right, beats a gang of rebels until they flee in terror. The Prince Regent says again, “My consort only knows how to sew. How would she know anything about the occult?” A century-old ghost, sewn up like a kite by the Prince Regent's consort, weeps as it flies through the sky. The Prince Regent sighs again. “ 7.8kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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    Don't miss this if you want to kill time! It's hilarious and quite long, you can watch it for a while.

23. 273 软 Adorably Cute Villain: The Sneaky System Helps Me Win Without Lifting a Finger 软萌反派：老六系统带我躺赢呀 Stealing a Kitty from the Moon月亮上面偷只喵Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted Transmigrate into a book + lighthearted, satisfying power fantasy + scheming rule-breaker + System. The writing is crisp and lively, packed with snark and briskly paced. Protagonist: Lin Wanxing, a transmigrator and the original novel's second female lead, a standard villain who is “arrogant and domineering, obsessed with the male lead, and constantly targeting the female lead.” In reality, she's a sarcastic schemer with a natural knack for playing dirty. She lives by “Keep your head down if you 2Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 274 权 The Power of the Imperial Favorite 权宠天下 June六月Ancient Romance4.1M WordsCompleted Live-action short-form drama: The Power and Privilege 4: Ruling the World is now streaming on Hongguo. A brilliant medical PhD transmigrates into the body of the Chu Prince’s discarded consort. As soon as she arrives, she encounters a critically injured patient. Guided by her medical ethics, she treats him, only to nearly be thrown into prison on false charges. When the Retired Emperor falls gravely ill, she finds a way to treat him, but that hateful Poison King misunderstands and berates her. I 10.3kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves
25. 275 从 From Martial Arts School Good-for-Nothing to Ruler of Heaven and Earth 从武校废柴到天地共主 Wind Seeks Inkstone风寻砚Urban223k WordsCompleted Urban martial arts + shameless antics + comedy + infinite clones + good-for-nothing's rise Funny scenes offset the shamelessness: after every underhanded stunt, the protagonist pays the price and suffers the consequences, or his clones mess things up and leave the original to clean up. This creates a comic effect of “trying to hurt others and hurting yourself instead,” making the shameless antics more endearing… —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 276 盖 The Peerless Divine Doctor in the City! 盖世神医在都市！ The Otaku Who Crossed the River宅男过江龙Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Passionate power fantasy + urban cultivation + showing off and face-slapping] Awake, I wield the power of the world; drunk, I recline in the arms of beautiful women! A legendary soldier returns to the city, with peerless medical skills in one hand and unmatched martial arts in the other. Everyone who crosses me will end up beneath my feet! The short drama based on this novel, The Unrivaled Divine Doctor in the City, is now available on Hongguo. Be sure to watch it. 67.7kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
27. 277 孽 You Brat, Our Family Has Been Loyal for Generations 孽子咱家世代忠良 Flying Roe Deer会飞的狍子Historical826k WordsCompleted A modern person transmigrates into Liu Hua, son of Liu Yu, the Inspector of Youzhou during the Three Kingdoms period. With no System or cheats, history says that in two years, Gongsun Zan will wipe out his entire family. To change his fate, Liu Hua secretly carves all kinds of seals bearing his father Liu Yu's name, then goes around handing out forged appointment letters. He tricks Taishi Ci and Xu Chu into accompanying him to the Alliance of the Lords at Suanzao, where he becomes the nineteenth 1.1kReads7.3Score101Shelves

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    This book is absolutely fantastic! It has no system, and it's exciting and hilarious.

28. 278 动 Mending Bones, Restoring Love 动骨恢情 Chu Linmu楚林木Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [Face-slapping + scumbag takedown + a little angst with sweetness + humor + souls swapped between a man and a woman + down-to-earth and relatable + ordinary people with great wisdom + wealthy families + workplace business battles + youthful, sweet romance. Impossible to put down!] The years pass peacefully. Everyone has a first love in their heart, but not everyone can have a Jiang Miao Jie in theirs! In her previous life, Lin Muzi was robbed of her destined match, missed out on her dream guy, f 135Reads9.4Score—Shelves

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    Live with a smile

29. 279 教 Professor, Be Good and Lower Your Head. Let Me Suck Your Yang Energy 教授乖低个头，让我吸吸阳气 Author Hua Zhixiu作者花之秀Modern Romance176k WordsCompleted (A hilarious, wildly imaginative sweet romance. Don't forget to read the extras!) Help! She wants to stay alive, so she sucks up yang energy like crazy every month on the fifteenth, but everyone thinks she's mentally ill. And yet the only person who can save her is the cold professor Ou Tianrui. In the emergency room, Wu Ke'er was barely clinging to life. “Hurry up and touch me. I have to get back to class,” Ou Tianrui urged. What a good man! Wu Ke'er instantly felt a steady stream of yang energ 219Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend this hilarious, laugh-out-loud romance novel! It's a completed short story that you can finish in half a day. The female lead is a college student whose ancestors were ancient witches. She has a strange illness that requires her to absorb yang energy on the fifteenth of each month, but the only one who can save her is the aloof and domineering professor, Ou, who always seems to be trying to win her over. Thus, a series of hilarious scenes unfold, from the starving girl chasing after the domineering professor to the sweet and innocent girl doting on her. It's incredibly sweet, romantic, and funny—you'll laugh until your abs hurt and your face splits open! [Laughs]

30. 280 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Has a Green Glow Over His Head 前男友头顶泛绿光 Writing Stories for Food写故事换口粮Modern Romance118k WordsOngoing [Hilarious transmigration into a book + winning back an ex at all costs + System missions + one-on-one, both leads are each other’s first and only] Cheng Xiao, a struggling author, begged readers for a one-yuan tip so she could reach the hundred-yuan withdrawal minimum. Instead, they tore her to shreds! Frustrated, she went outside for some air, only to step straight into a novel she had abandoned years ago, becoming its heroine, Linda! Even more absurdly, the one who triggered her transmigrati —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Super hilarious and silly

31. 281 牛 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night长夜微醺Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves

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    Super hilarious and silly article

32. 282 规 I Set the Rules, and Three Thousand Divine Transformation Maidens 规则被我定，三千化神女 The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden大道打真盘古化神女Eastern Fantasy288k WordsCompleted P.S. This book has no set main plot. I write whatever comes to mind. It's all about absurd comedy, so don't read if that's not your thing! Good news: I'm invincible! I can decree the rules of the heavens and all worlds with a single word, and even the Tomato novel platform's reviewers have to follow my rules! Bad news: I have butterfingers! One slip of the hand or tongue, and everything turns into a mortifying disaster. From me to the greats of the heavens and all worlds, we're all so embarrass —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is hilarious, fast-paced, and every chapter has its share of laughs and satisfying moments. If you don't believe me, just check it out! [Smirk]

33. 283 我 I'm a Bag of Chips, and Today I Got Squeezed into Picasso 我，薯片袋，今天被捏成毕加索 Chen Xiaomiao陈小喵Urban201k WordsCompleted I, a Bag of Chips, Got Squeezed into a Picasso Today! A supermarket fever dream × an office worker's wicked guide to revenge After a bag of chips gets crushed, it reincarnates as 999 different things, all to mess with the supermarket manager! [The Comedy Highlights] When supermarket products awaken: ✔️ Shopping carts: Turn left as a group and crash into the promotional display ✔️ Price tags: Label expired luncheon meat as “alien military rations” ✔️ Toilet paper: When the manager has diarrhea, —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The main character is a bag of potato chips [laughing][laughing][laughing] I laughed so hard my roommate threw me out of the room last night.

34. 284 黑 The Allure of the Underworld 黑道诱人 Zhu Rong Will Surely Blaze祝融必火Urban5.2M WordsOngoing [The short drama adapted from this book, From Here on, Rivers Flow into the World, is now available. Come watch!] [Urban + underworld + big shots + all-powerful + feel-good story + period setting + invincible protagonist + multiple heroines + ruthless and decisive] When I was little, my dad often told me that the path of the underworld was a road of no return. It was hard to walk, and few people ever came to a good end. I never understood what he meant. Instead, I thought the underworld was all 67kReads8.7Score2.9kShelves

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    The work is well-designed, highly immersive for the reader, with fluent language and clear visuals. An excellent piece, five stars! [What][Thinking][Awkward laugh]

35. 285 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.7kReads8.6Score596Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night! [Laughing and crying emoji] The mortal Lao Liu obtains a cultivation inheritance and embarks on a cultivation journey in the city, hiding his true nature. The book is full of memorable quotes, realistic critiques, and philosophical reflections. Everyone is intelligent, and the psychological descriptions are exquisite. [Thumbs up emoji] A reminder: please do not approach this novel with traditional notions of invincibility or the ability to kill at will. This book is an exploration and growth story, not mindless wish-fulfillment. It teaches you to follow the law, understand the rules, and then become decisive in killing.

36. 286 甄 Empresses in the Palace: The Fake Huan Enters the Palace, Leaving Nothing Alive 甄嬛传之假嬛入宫，寸草不生 Sweet and Quirky Editorial Team甜逗编辑部Female-Channel Fanfiction238k WordsCompleted The Entire Imperial Palace Is Full of Lunatics [A Girl Who Doesn't Want to Fight for the Emperor's Favor Can't Become a Good Empress Dowager] The twelfth day of the eighth month of the first year of Yongzheng's reign, an auspicious day. Today was an important occasion: the first selection of consorts since the emperor's enthronement. The purpose of the selection was to ensure the royal family had many heirs, so they needed to choose beautiful young women to fill the imperial harem. Wu Hula Hu Yi 2Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    No exaggeration, the very first line is a meme.

37. 287 高 The Master Returns from the Mountain with Nine Invincible Masters! 高手下山，我有九个无敌师父！ Little Shangshang小殇殇Urban10.8M WordsOngoing [Fiery action + invincible protagonist + senior sister + satisfying face-slapping] Seven years ago, his family was wiped out and he was humiliated. Seven years later, Ye Junlin returns in force, armed with the incredible skills of his masters! You want to compare strength with me? My first master is the Lord of Martial Arts, with cultivation that reaches the divine realm! You want to compare medical skills with me? My second master is a legendary divine physician who can bring the dead back to l 90.6kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves
38. 288 逆 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子，你给我等着！ Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance629k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6.3kReads9.0Score784Shelves
39. 289 须 The Sumeru Ring: My Road to a Comeback 须弥戒，我的逆袭之路 Turning the Tide of the Mortal World逆转红尘Urban1.4M WordsOngoing I was reborn on a rainy night in late autumn. Not far away, my second uncle and his son were digging a pit for me, preparing to bury me in a graveyard. In my previous life, I woke up and escaped, never to return. I drifted through life, and just before I died, I came across a news report. On this very day, my second uncle sold my newlywed wife to human traffickers, leading to her being abused and killed. This time, I won't run away. Whoever digs the pit will be buried in it. 8.5kReads7.4Score783Shelves

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    [Laughs][laughs]

40. 290 卷 The Hardcore Overachiever Builds a Civilization in the Stone Age 卷王在石器时代搞基建 Little Orange of the Future未来小橙Historical896k WordsOngoing Li Juanjuan woke from a faint and found his hands and ankles tightly bound with coarse vines. A thick wooden pole, knotted with bumps of bark, had been mercilessly thrust through the gap between his bound limbs, folding his whole body in half and leaving him swaying in midair. At that moment, he looked just like a famous Cantonese dish: roast suckling pig. The kind that's about to go into the oven. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm not responsible for stomach aches, okay? Check out this witty and humorous epic of primitive society development; the King of Volumes will bring you some fun!

41. 291 曹 Cao Yang's Journey South 曹阳南下记 Great Demon King Peacock孔雀大魔王Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Passionate and exhilarating. Now complete. Read with confidence. Cao Yang heads south to seek refuge with his older sister, setting off wave after wave of upheaval… 40.6kReads8.9Score4kShelves
42. 292 红 A Cultivator in the Mortal World 红尘修士 Tianchen Xingyu天辰星语Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted One day, Yun Xi's soul left Blue Star, and she fell into the vast world of cultivation. She never expected to start out as a lowly nobody, with a life as fragile as a blade of grass. In the face of despair, she seeks out opportunities, rises from the dust, and gradually stirs up the entire cultivation world! 6.1kReads8.5Score589Shelves
43. 293 百EN Cultivation at a Hundred: Starting from Awakening the Heavenly Spirit Root 百岁修仙：从觉醒天灵根开始 Loves to Eat Honey Badger爱吃平头哥Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the cultivation world, Li Qingshan can hardly believe his luck. When his spiritual roots are tested at eighteen, he's found to be an ordinary person with no spiritual roots. With no other choice, he retreats to a small mountain village, marries, has children, and lives quietly for a hundred years. A hundred years later, an immortal passes through the village and discovers that I have Heavenly Spiritual Roots? Heavens, are you messing with me? A hundred-year-old with Hea 227.2kReads8.4Score20.7kShelves
44. 294 土 The Potato Oracle’s All-Purpose Comeback Theory 土豆万能接话神棍论 Tao's World涛视界8k WordsCompleted The Potato: An All-Purpose Conversationalist and Mastermind 435Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 295 穿 Reborn as the Little Cousin of the Real Heiress 穿成真千金的小族妹 The Hippo Who Loves Watermelon爱吃西瓜的小河马Modern Romance456k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now available!] You can submit adaptation requests at the bottom right of the novel-reading screen! [Though set in a period piece, this is actually a fictional world, so don’t overthink it. One important reminder: there is a romantic pairing!] [A friendly reminder: Don’t read this novel while putting your child to bed or in public. Your kid might wake up laughing or shaking with laughter. According to readers, some have spat water, tea, and cola, while others have sprayed 48.4kReads9.2Score6.5kShelves

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    A space combatant is transported back to a historical fictional world, bound to the "Sixth Sister" system and becoming the youngest sister of the Xin family. It turns out her fifth sister is actually a real heiress! She takes her sharpshooter and driver titles for granted, and upon seeing an officer with eight-pack abs, she immediately grabs his erhu and sings "Unavoidable Love"—the officer, hiding behind a door, is utterly smitten: This girl is deadly! You'll laugh so hard you'll be slapping the table the whole time. Don't watch this in front of your kids, it'll wake them up!

46. 296 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 106.7kReads9.7Score12.4kShelves

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    I recommend three books by the same author. Most people have probably read *Teacher Long Spear*, but the other two are also excellent. The first two focus on entertainment industry variety shows, incorporating the transmigration and rise to power trope to enhance dramatic conflict. The third book adds a quick transmigration setting, where the female protagonist relies on feigning innocence and going on a rampage to kill in each world. Overall, the author's style is a blend of slapstick comedy, subversion of tropes, and sharp wit, a chaotic mix of popular, obscure, and even outdated jokes, full of absurd comedy and the characteristics of "madcap literature." [Shy]

47. 297 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Old Pig, all that muscle has been worked to the bone! This damned journey to the West, let whoever wants to go take it!" Tang Sanzang, riding his white dragon horse, his clean cassock spotless, fluttering in the wind, exuding an ethereal aura, slowly reined in his horse. He turned back, his compassionate eyes sweeping over me, his tone leisurely yet carrying a lecturing quality: "Pigsy, cultivation lies in perseverance. How can you give up so easily because of a little fatigue? The journey is full of hardships, all meant to temper your character."

48. 298 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.7kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
49. 299 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 300 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves

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