Looking for a Complete Story That's Absurd and Hilarious, the Kind That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Jaw Hurts 跪求一本全篇，无厘头，搞笑，笑到嘴抽筋的那种

1 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 46.5kReads9.3Score5kShelves

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I dare say it's one of Tomato's best nonsense

6 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 12.7kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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[Love] Another masterpiece from the author of "Teacher Spear". [Love] All the members are normal people, only the heroine is a bitch. The heroine Cen Jing was also a decent person during her lifetime, and she was also an interpreter after all. The system is accidentally bound, and you need to constantly travel into the world of novels to survive. [Love] Sister Cen is jumping around in madness and failure. The full text is 5G surfing, with constant hot memes, and horse-catching literature.

7 老 Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? 老六老师：我淋过雨你们想撑伞？ Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 21.9kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves

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Laughing out of eight-pack abs (^_−)−☆ 1️⃣, the protagonist is a teacher, participating in a live variety show, getting along well with students, and tearing umbrellas for students in various ways 🔥🔥🔥🔥 2️⃣, the protagonist is a transparent person in the 18th-tier entertainment industry, God gave him a system, but closed the window of the entertainment industry for him 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

10 三 Three Kingdoms: Their Generals’ Skills Seem a Little Off 三国：他们的武将技不太对劲 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 230.5kReads8.2Score33.1kShelves

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It's so funny, no one said a word when I saw it

11 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 175.8kReads9.7Score21kShelves

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Laughing till you get cramps! ① The heroine was rebellious and had to appear in the same variety show as the male and female protagonists. Her manager said she had to be famous. Then she went to Weibo and posted [Jiang Qiyu V]: I'm back. This time, I want to hear all the rumors that belong to me!! Sister Chen: "Don't call me sister, you are my sister! I asked you to gain popularity, and you went crazy on the Internet?!" The heroine: "Just tell me if you are popular or not." You really understand what popularity is, hahaha, it made me laugh!

14 我 I'm Here to Turn Up the Heat in the Cultivation World 我来给修仙界上点强度 The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 159kReads9.1Score13.6kShelves

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Just watch it. It can really make people laugh. It's all a joke.

15 只 A World Where I'm the Only One Cast as a Nobody 只有我是路人设定的世界 Cicadas Don't Perch on Paulownias蝉不挨梧Urban2.9M WordsOngoing A reverse comeback story about how the protagonist goes from being a good-for-nothing to becoming even more useless (laughs). When setting up the book, the author couldn’t even find a suitable category... Silly everyday antics, absurdity, light novel. Unexpected plot turns, a wonderfully bizarre way of thinking, and all kinds of wacky, unbelievable events... In short, it’s an absurd, silly slice-of-life story! [Li Zhiyun: Hey, I’m the protagonist, after all. Is it really okay to make me this use 7kReads9.0Score515Shelves

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This book is 100% consistent with nonsense and is the strongest book of its kind.

16 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 28.9kReads9.1Score2.4kShelves

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Laughing until your mouth cramps. Crazy, funny and nonsensical ① Hilarious mind-reading + melon-eating system is crazy and funny ② The female military doctor goes into the coffin to be buried with her and finds that the handsome man is not dead, it is sweet and funny ③ The female protagonist is reborn to torture the scumbag and turn him into a eunuch.

19 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 83.3kReads9.6Score12.6kShelves

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It must be this one, it's funny, nonsensical, and mentally advanced.

20 我 Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1.2MReads9.9Score172.5kShelves

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You guys are absolutely nonsensical and absolutely hilarious. It can make you laugh until your stomach hurts. I laughed all day after watching it. If you don't watch it, you will feel miserable all day long. If you don't like it, come over and chop me. [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]

30 黑 The Black Lotus Returns Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear 黑莲花重生归来，婆家瑟瑟发抖 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: The Black Lotus Is Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear Short dramas: The Crazy Stepmother and New Life from Old Snow In her past life, Su An was abused by her husband. After she called the police, the officer told her it was a family matter and not their concern. She fled to her parents' home for help, but her grandmother said, “Take care of the kids, cook the meals, look after the elders, and hand over your wages every month. Then he won't hit you, will he? That's how it is 52.3kReads9.5Score6kShelves

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Easy to read ✔ Follow Miki without worries [laughing] [No kidding, lend me your mouth (please extend your hand)] 🍀① [The nonsensical and super-powerful salty fish heroine x has a weak mouth, a coquettish mouth, an upright and innocent young man, and a hot one] Happy enemies. I am sorry to be born as a human being; I am born to be a human being, sweeping away freedom. Outspoken and outspoken (bushi) [smile] [smile] [smile] ☘️② "Aren't you afraid that if you get stiff, it will be embarrassing when we meet in the future? In order to avoid embarrassment, let's not get stiff. Let's freeze it directly for the old Wang family. It will freeze for a thousand years and make them embarrassed to hang out." The female protagonist is reborn, and the male protagonist wears a book📖

31 万 The Immortal Emperor of Ten Thousand Aspects 万相仙帝 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 13.4kReads8.0Score1.2kShelves

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It's funny, Tomato carefully selects real people and has audio. It is recommended not to watch it while eating.

34 都 We’ve Transmigrated, So Why Bother Cultivating Immortality? 都穿越了，还修个毛的仙 Starry Sea, Secluded Plains星海幽原Urban2.3M WordsOngoing [Slice of Life]+ [Lighthearted Comedy]+ [Goofy Male Lead] [This book is mostly about everyday life in the modern world, seen through the eyes of a cultivator who transmigrates there. It's not the kind of story where the protagonist mindlessly shows off and slaps faces.] Shen Yan was a lazy slacker in the cultivation world. While other cultivators were still trapped in the cycle of “cultivate hard---make a name for yourself---get killed,” he had already given up trying. But his talent was so over 54.6kReads7.2Score4kShelves

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This is very funny

35 仙 The Immortal Emperor's Retired Life of Slacking Off 仙帝的退休摆烂生活 Broken Blade断刃Urban1.8M WordsOngoing Invincible, reborn, no secrets from the family + overpowered hero + one heroine + sweet romance + goofy humor + laid-back daily life The eldest grandson of the Liu family of the old capital was persecuted... No, that’s not right. Let’s start over! As an idle Immortal Emperor, I just want to retire, feed the birds, walk the dog, and spend time with my wife and kid. A thousand-year-old ghost? My brother-in-law is a city inspector in the underworld. Look into it. A hidden sect? My great-grandfather 23.9kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves

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Very nonsensical,

36 我 I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了，勿扰 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance102k WordsCompleted Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi 3kReads8.7Score329Shelves

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🍌🥭🍒These books are really funny and good-looking. Jiang Wanyu was smashed to death while carrying bricks at a construction site. She traveled to the world of immortality and became the heroine of a sadistic novel. She started in hell mode. She only wanted to be Aba Aba, but ended up calling the male protagonist Master: Dad in front of everyone. Hahaha

41 阿 A-Zhen, Are You Serious?! I Made a Real Immortal Emperor at the Anime Convention 阿珍你来真的啊！漫展搞个真仙帝 Long Moyan龙莫言Eastern Fantasy522k WordsOngoing [A Satisfying Story with Brains] [Loads of Illustrations] [Leave your brain here. Leave a message and rate the book to earn interest while we provide benefits for your family] [If this book isn’t funny, the author will send you 50 yuan and admit you’re Qin Shi Huang] [About being ruthless and decisive: friends who kill people often know it’s easy to kill, but hard to dispose of the body. The protagonist’s solution is to grind them to ashes] [Pan Zhou Dan is a verb] The strongest Immortal Emperor 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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After ten chapters of foreshadowing, it was all fun. The Immortal Emperor came to Earth to find the Master, but it turned out that the Master was running Meituan here. The master took the Immortal Emperor to wash his hair, but he was carried away by the anti-pornography campaign. On the night Master was released from prison, his co-workers arranged for a KTV to pick up the scandal, and he insisted on singing "My Good Brother", but he arranged for a girl, and he was taken away during the anti-pornography campaign [face covering]

43 电 The Last Movie Star in the World of Cinema 电影世界最后一个影帝 I'm a Stick of Kudzu我是一碌葛Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [A multiverse story focused on supernatural, sci-fi, and fantasy films, with a few other genres mixed in.] [Not a monster-grinding, level-up story. There is no clear power system; the focus is on storytelling.] [Not a conventional wish-fulfillment novel. It touches on traditional thought and culture, including but not limited to the Hundred Schools of Thought and Wang Yangming's School of Mind.] [The protagonist is a bleeding heart, funny, and righteous, with no showing off and face-slapping, an 6.7kReads8.9Score537Shelves

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I'm very surprised. The funny score is low. Is it because people don't like to watch it?

47 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 48.3kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves

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50 P After I Played the CEO, He Became Addicted to Me PUA霸总之后，他对我上瘾了 Splendor Fades了了繁华Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted The first time they met, Xiao Jin'an grabbed the man by the chin and accused him, "What's with the act? You only did that to get my attention, didn't you? You say I'm dirty, but I haven't complained about how slutty you are." After forcing herself on him, Xiao Jin'an dusted herself off and left, unaware that her greasy CEO-style lines had piqued his interest. When the three fish in her pond were driven away, the man shoved a bank card in front of her and asked, "Want to pick a new target? You' 1.6kReads8.7Score162Shelves

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Three fish in the fish pond were fried. The man threw his bank card in front of her and asked: Do you want to change the target? Those three poor guys still owe more than 10,000 yuan in housing after you have been making money for so long. If it were me, you wouldn't be able to make it all in eight lifetimes. Xiao Jinan looked at the bank card and the man's handsome face, bent over the money, and overturned his fish pond. Xiao Jin'an was too venomous. After returning to a wealthy family, whether he was the leader of a wealthy family or a noble lady, every time he met her, he would either lose money or be criticized to the point of doubting his life. For a time, everyone was avoiding her, but she became even more arrogant. With her aura as the richest man's fiancée, she created a stir in the circles of the rich and powerful. She would go crazy and attack people, blackmail them for money, and beat people from time to time. Later, people in the circle gradually came to the conclusion that the richest man could be offended, but his wife must not be offended.