Looking for a Complete Story That's Absurd and Hilarious, the Kind That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Jaw Hurts 跪求一本全篇,无厘头,搞笑,笑到嘴抽筋的那种
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Me and My Team of Cheaters 我和我的老千团队
My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰
[Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi
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The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭,千愿之约
“Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's
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Cultivating the Dao on the Clock, I Ascended to Become the Only True Immortal of This Age 摸鱼悟道,我飞升为当世唯一真仙
Wei Xinxin, thirty-two, was an office worker at an ordinary company, an utterly unremarkable middle-aged man. One day, while slacking off at work as usual, he pondered the ultimate meaning of life. By sheer chance, he resonated with the Heavenly Dao, comprehended it in an instant, and ascended on the spot. Heavenly flowers rained down, golden lotuses sprang from the earth, and Laozi (Li Er) himself came to welcome him. But Wei Xinxin refused to ascend to the immortal realm. He wanted to finish o
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Transmigration: A Beggar Boy’s Legendary Rise 穿越:一个小乞丐的传奇逆袭
The martial world, love and hatred, sworn brothers turning against each other, and devotion to home and country. I, Wang An, have a sword that can sweep through heaven and earth. A thirty-year-old man, frustrated with his lot in life and still reeling from a breakup, suddenly transmigrates to a strange ancient world and becomes a little beggar. He learns martial arts and swordsmanship, then makes a roaring success of himself. But will everything really go smoothly? Let's wait and see!
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I’m the Novel’s Protagonist, Yet I Have to Work for the Author 我是小说主角却要给作者打工
Plot-driven + pure fun + post-apocalyptic setting Good news: I'm the protagonist of this book! Bad news: the author just wants me dead! I thought I could do whatever I wanted with the protagonist's halo. Who could have guessed the author, desperate to wrap up this unfinished story, would keep coming up with ways to kill me? To survive, the protagonist and the author co-create a web novel, and the author becomes the protagonist's strongest System! From the day the web novel goes live, the prot
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One Man Destroyed My Spiritual Root, So I Summoned the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands to Beat Him Up 一人毁我灵根,我摇四海八荒群殴
[Goofy strong female lead + hilarious feel-good power fantasy] Qin Qian Ning transmigrates into a book! She becomes the miserable female supporting character in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine. The heroine is the chosen one, who finds rare spirit herbs just by walking around and wins without lifting a finger. Meanwhile, Qin Qian Ning studies and trains hard, only to get struck by lightning on her way to the bathroom, and eventually beaten to death by her senior brothers. What a sucke
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Host, You Love Money This Much? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 宿主你这么爱钱,不要命啦
[Transmigrate into a Book + Dating Show Livestream + Wacky Comedy + Face-Slapping + System] Gu Zheng transmigrates into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a male-lead-centric novel and gets bound to a dating System. After much soul-searching, she decides to abandon that so-called empathy and go further and further down the path of unhinged behavior. When faced with the System's astronomical bonus... She slaps her thigh. "I'm in." From then on, the dating show that should have been fu
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The Host Attracted a Yandere with Her Comedy 宿主她凭搞笑吸引来了病娇
[Warning: The yandere tendencies grow more intense over time. The first world doesn't count as yandere.] Jiang Zhi unexpectedly acquired a System, along with the chance to experience all kinds of different worlds. Each world came with its own missions and clear rewards and punishments. Jiang Zhi: Since I'm already here, what have I got to be afraid of? But nobody told her the main characters would all be this messed up, okay?! After going through all sorts of things, Jiang Zhi learned one thing:
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The Funny Girl Transmigrates: A Hilarious Princess Consort 搞笑女穿越之爆笑王妃
[Everyday laughs]+ [Funny heroine]+ [Karma]+ [Sweet romance] Damn it! I was lying in bed playing Honor of Kings when, for no apparent reason, I ended up in some unknown dynasty... The worst part was that the man supposedly married to me announced in front of everyone that he was going to peel off my skin and make himself a new outfit from it. ...Thinking he wasn't interested in women, she hired a bunch of handsome, mouthwatering men to work at his manor. But when he found out, he roared, “All of
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You’re Hilarious, I’m Ridiculous, and We’re Bound to Fall in Love 你搞笑,我沙雕,甜甜恋爱跑不了
An older guy who calls you "sis," not a cold, aloof male lead. He’s not just a bit of a jerk, he’s a total one. [The rating’s low because there aren’t enough votes! Just read the comments: they’re all five-star reviews. I’m seriously crying here.] The first time Chu Xin met Ji Hanzhou, she was watching a romance drama so sweet it could give you cavities. Trying to calm herself down with a horror movie, she accidentally connected to Ji Hanzhou’s headphones and startled him so badly that he spill
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After I Died, I Became the Underworld's Most Connected Man, and I Lie Flat 死后成为地府最强关系户,我躺平了
After I Died, I Became the Netherworld's Most Well-Connected Person, So I Lie Flat
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The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙,宿主缺德最在行
Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive
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Everyone Else Cultivates, I Take It Easy. When I Meet a Madman, I Go Wild 别人修仙我摆烂,遇到疯批就发癫
[Mind-reading + transmigrate into a book + hilarious comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have only ever been with each other + redemption + no logic] [Quirky, eccentric, and slightly unhinged funny girl & aloof, deranged villainous master who keeps switching back and forth] Mu Qingrong transmigrates into the novel The Beloved Protagonist's Heaven-Defying Cultivation, Where the Villain Is Sacrificed, which has more than nine thousand chapters. She becomes the cannon-fodder junior sister who d
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What the Heck, Am I Really an Immortal? 我丢,难道我真是仙人?
[Misunderstandings played for comedy + humor + fantasy food] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Li Muzhi finds he can't cultivate. Fortunately, he knew how to cook in his previous life, and with the help of the Culinary System, he's living quite comfortably. But he has no idea that: The current Holy Maiden volunteered to come work as a waitress; The people lining up to buy snacks are all grand ancestors of various sects; The old ox plowing his fields is actually a notorious overlord
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The Adorable Girl Takes Over the Entertainment World 人间小可爱称霸娱乐圈
Xu Niannian transmigrates into the body of an obscure, minor cannon-fodder character ranked eighteenth from the bottom. On a dating show, while the other female guests desperately try to pair up with people, she becomes sworn brothers with the male guests. During the livestream, while the other women show off their talents, she teaches viewers a shoulder-shaking dance to get fit. At mealtimes, while the other girls take tiny, dainty bites, she picks up her bowl and starts wolfing it down. Other
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The Ultimate Comedy System 最强搞笑系统
A quirky System that asks you to guess a girl’s underwear color without using nouns... “System, if the policewoman catches you streaking, choose one of two ways to defend yourself: One, Sage Mode, make her understand you have your reasons; Two, admit you’re a pervert...” Tasks like these are driving Ou He to the brink of madness. But because of the mistakes he made in the past, this man, who was already very “serious,” has no choice but to force himself to become funny.
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The Righteous, Sharp-Tongued Emperor: Insulting People Makes Me Happy and Rich 正义毒舌帝:怼人让我爽且富
[Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world!
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So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深,坑一下没事吧?
[Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha
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The Lucky Poison Consort Is Sweet and Wild 锦鲤毒妃甜又野
[A goofy, bubbly, adorable heroine vs. a hot-tempered, scheming, hypocritical hero, plus an amazing System; extra doting, extra sweet, laugh until the tears won't stop!] A virologist becomes Xi Nianqiu, the foolish daughter of a marquis's household. From then on, good luck follows her everywhere and the System gives her an unfair advantage. She easily beats a whole group of geniuses at the academy, then takes advantage of a certain prince before slipping away without taking responsibility. The P
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Help! From the Start, the Yandere Heroine Won't Leave Me Alone 救命:开局被病娇女主缠上了
[Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious] [Absurd] [Nurture and Development] A veteran Tomato Novel author with years of experience knows exactly what you know and writes exactly what you want to read: a truly “serious” masterpiece! After reading just one chapter, His Excellency the Reader couldn’t put it down. The Red Hare chased updates all the way to the end, then carried Lü Bu into battle against the Three Heroes without falling behind. Even the dying old ox at the village entrance read the whole book
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我,系统,求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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From the Start, I Accompanied Stephen Chow to Audition for TVB 开局陪星爷考TVB
The story of Chen Mo, Xing Zai, and Wei Zai. Stephen Chow teaches Chen Mo how to make movies, and how to do kung fu and women's soccer. I wouldn't dare hope for a gift. Please just use your fingers to leave a review and ask for an update. Thank you so much.
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This Prodigy Is Way Too Absurd 这位天骄过于抽象
[Outrageous banter + unhinged antics + absurd comedy + everyday laughs] "Mr. Wu Yu, as an outstanding graduate of Ziwei Academy, you've not only excelled in your studies, but you're also the head of Xinhe Liansheng, the largest charitable organization in Shenzhou. By all rights, you should be widely admired." "But your reputation out in the world isn't very good. Some even call you the biggest absurdist in Shenzhou." "How do you feel about that?" Wu Yu gave a wicked smile and replied, "Rumors ou
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I'm an Invincible God of Slaughter, and You Want Me to Bust a Scam in Myanmar? 我无敌杀神,你让我去缅国掏诈骗
[Northern Myanmar + God of War + Invincible] A lighthearted, fast-paced story with no System. Read at your own risk. With telecom fraud running rampant in Northern Myanmar, the higher-ups decide to send a killer to fight evil with evil! See how he takes over the scam compounds and dominates the Golden Triangle! No-nonsense comedy. If you're looking for a power fantasy, stay away.
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Streamer, Shut Up! The Nation Has Run Out of Excuses! 主播闭嘴吧,国家已经找不到借口了!
A farming-machinery livestream is in full swing on a certain short-video platform. But why does the livestream seem to have gone a little off the rails? Why is a host from a farm equipment factory selling Mach 8 drones, super mechs that can move mountains and till fields, all-weather sunshine generators, and stamina-restoring potions? When the news gets out, countries around the world are shaken. The Eagle rushes to join other nations in lodging a protest, while departments across Huaxia scrambl
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Hilarious Magistrate Hua: Transmigrating to Ancient Times to Open a Brothel 爆笑花县令:穿越古代开青楼
[Funny, lighthearted, transmigration, wish fulfillment, alternate world, history, no System, plenty of beauties, infrastructure-building] The shameless, slick Hua Qianchen transmigrates to ancient times. He has no System and no golden finger, but that doesn’t stop him from pursuing his dream: To become the king of the brothels! He wants to give the beautiful young women a home, and fill their lives with hope and sunshine. With beautiful women at his side, he builds up brothels and stirs up the w
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Livestream: Honey, I’m Really Not Hiding Any Secret Cash 直播:老婆,我真没藏私房钱啊
After Ye Si married Dai Xiaomei, he awakened a Secret Stash System. As long as Dai Xiaomei doesn’t discover the money he’s hidden, it will grow endlessly by exponential powers! After a year of marriage, Ye Si had no idea how much money he’d stashed away! At first, Ye Si thought he could keep things peaceful forever. But life is unpredictable. One day, Dai Xiaomei decided to show off in front of Zhou Jie! As banknotes poured out of the vacuum cleaner, Dai Xiaomei was utterly dumbfounded! The view
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A Bao’s Adventures 阿宝历险记
Abao, a newcomer to the world, sets off with his loyal dog, Sheng Dou Shi, through a series of mountains as lovely as a paradise on earth. Together they embark on a wondrous, mysterious, and sacred journey beyond time and space…
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Slay the Gods: I Am the God of the End, Breaking All Laws from the Start! 斩神:我终焉之神,开局破万法!
[Slay the Gods + The Ten Days of the End + deities + no female lead + comedy + dual personality + slow burn] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Su Yun discovers that he has ended up in the Psychiatric Hospital of the Gods, as one of its patients: the God of the End. Unlike the gods who exist in Slay the Gods, Su Yun’s powers come from the echoes and surges of The Ten Days of the End. As his treatment progresses, he unlocks these echoes and surges one by one! By slaying the mys
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My Cat and I Cultivate Immortality 我和猫猫来修仙
Laughs from start to finish + multiple heroines + exhilarating thrills + a mortal cultivator's journey + absurd comedy Lin Shen, an overworked corporate drone, accidentally transmigrates to the cultivation world, accompanied by a proud white cat that can talk. By day, he becomes a sales genius, turning leftover medicinal herbs into outrageously expensive body wash. By night, he cultivates the Vajra Body Tempering Art, writhing on the floor in pain and learning to roll dung balls like a dung beet
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A Nonsensical Myth: A Broken Bowl Roams Ten Thousand Worlds 无厘头神话之破碗行万界
This is a ridiculous comedy that loves to defy expectations. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings! Qian Duoduo, a rising star in finance, is swept into a mysterious vortex on a stormy night and transported to another world where technology and mythology intertwine. He lands there as the most wretched beggar on the street. When golden runes resonate with a chipped bowl, and the shadow of a Bone Dragon Knight falls over the city-state, Qian Duoduo grips his cracked clay bowl and makes a bold
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From the Start, I Opened a Box Containing Myself, and the Demons Lost It 开局开盒自己,妖魔全破防了
[Hilarious Absurdity × Unhinged Shenanigans × Anti-Trope × Invincible Protagonist] I, Lu Wang, am eighteen, and I doxxed myself on a demon forum. All you demon dads, I'm at Building 4, Apartment 404, Xingfuli. Panda blood, crunchy texture. First come, first served! The demons laughed. “This bait post is so fake.” So I hit back with a perfectly self-consistent smear campaign: I claimed the Holy Maiden visited a club for male escorts and the Demon Lord was being kept by Red Sister. That day,
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Strike Against Mary Sue 创击玛丽苏
[Mary Sue + secret identity + melodrama] Liu Li, the world’s number-one princess, whose full name is Liu Li. Bingjing. Dieying. Feiwu. Ruoli’er. Xue. Luoying. Qiangwei Meigui Lei. Zidian. Shangxue, falls in love with Lei Ting, the world’s number-one prince, whose full name is Lei Ting. Gaba. Ye Ao Nai Wo He. Wudi. Kuang Zhua Ku Xuan. Baolong Zhanshi. Pili. She is obsessed with his breakdancing, bewitched by his arrogant, wicked charm, and even jumps off a building, donates her brain, and has hem
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A Hilarious Transmigration: Dad, Our Whole Family Has Been Transmigrated to Pieces! 搞笑穿越:爹,咱家都被穿烂了!
[Comedy + transmigration + adorable pets + System] The protagonist transmigrates to the cultivation world, only to discover that all his ancestors were transmigrators too. At last he gets a System, but he can't use it until he pays off his past life's overdue credit card bill. If he fails to pay within three days, he'll bleed from all seven orifices and die. Faced with a disastrous start, how will the protagonist survive? His arranged-marriage partner turns out to be in love with his older siste
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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Facing Bankruptcy from the Start, I Became the Richest by Losing Money in a Novel 开局面临破产,从小说亏成首富
[Imagination], [betrayal], [Dihua], [slice of life], [lighthearted, humorous comedy] Ma Lin was reborn in a parallel version of Earth and became the owner of an online fiction company. He awakened the Wealth Conversion System. Whenever his company lost money, he could convert those losses into personal funds at a one-to-one rate. So he went all out trying to run the company into the ground, starting by firing employees and hiring authors whose books had flopped, then gradually expanding his
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The Carefree Young Prince Rises 逍遥小世子崛起
While carrying out a special mission for China, Song Yang was killed in action. Fortunately, he transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing official’s son in a different time and place in ancient times. Armed with his modern memories, he lay low until he had learned the rules of this world, then began his journey to turn his life around: crushing the Xiongnu, pacifying Jiaozhi, and rising to marquis and chancellor...
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