Looking for No-CP Novels with a Hilarious Female Lead That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing 跪求无CP 女主沙雕 笑到肚子疼
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Transmigrated as the Villainess in a Dragon-Aura Novel 穿成龙傲天文里的恶毒女配
[Transmigrate into a book + Hilarious nonsense + Irreverent cultivation + Supporting-villainess comeback] After overworked office drone Wei Xuan dies from working overtime, she transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel for male readers that she'd read before, becoming the wicked supporting character who is the first to be sacrificed by the male lead. She plans to keep her head down and stay alive, but from the start, she manages to thoroughly offend the male lead. She sees the hatred and disgu
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Quick Transmigration: Why Does That Psycho Look Like a Hopeless Romantic? 快穿：那个疯批怎么看着像恋爱脑
[No Female Lead, Aimed at Female Readers; A Beautiful, Cheeky Host VS a Cool, Proper-Looking Male Lead] Zang Juan, who comes with his own medical record, somehow ends up in quick transmigration, bringing along an extremely outdated System. But the male lead is genuinely a great guy: whenever Zang Juan gets sick, he treats him. After Zang Juan turns the male lead into a hapless victim time and time again across countless worlds, he can't help wondering: Did I risk my life for him in a past life o
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What?! The Beloved Little Junior Sister Is the Strongest in All Nine Provinces! 惊！团宠小师妹竟是九州最强者！
(Complete; no romance, invincible protagonist, hilarious, face-slapping, pure feel-good fun) The moment Qing Jiujiu transmigrated, she was bound to an Invincibility System! By accident, she crawled into her master's bed and fell fast asleep. Master: ??? The whole sect was in an uproar! The senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior brother... all 108 senior brothers were stunned! Of all the beds the junior sister could sleep in, she had to choose her master's! The
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Step One in Taking Down the Green-Tea Drama Queen: Cheat My Way to Immortality 杀穿绿茶作精第一步，开挂修仙
[Dual Systems + sign-in + a little bit of everyone-loving-her + cultivation + no romance] Su Yuenning, the villainess in a cultivation novel, awakens to her own identity. Her green-tea junior sister, a sweet-talking white lotus, speaks in a coquettish voice. “Senior Brother, I'm fine. Don't scold Senior Sister.” Su Yuenning can't be bothered with her. She focuses on figuring out her own System. “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've signed in and received a beloved-by-all aura!” “Ding! Congr
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My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? 我亲爱的子民，你为什么不说话
[Absurd comedy] [Bratty, wicked princess x Knight Commander who dotes on his wife] Due to a System error, the princess of the Interstellar Empire and her four knights transmigrated into a showbiz novel, becoming a five-person team of villainous cannon fodder. From the start, during a livestream... The chuunibyou princess stayed in character as a wicked villainess and said to a turtle, “My dear subject, why aren't you speaking?” Knight One: “Your Highness, it must be so captivated by your beauty
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Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生：我和五个前任火光四射
[Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were
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You Thieving Turtle! Give Me Back My Soul! 贼龟！还我魂来
[No Romance + Comedy + Ruthless + No System + Gradual Mortal Cultivation Progression] Just after transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Wan went mad. She only regained some of her past-life memories for no apparent reason after finding a tortoise, then somehow ended up being kidnapped into a sect. Back in the day, she was the village bully. But after bringing her rescued pet tortoise into the sect, she immediately transformed into a low-key street drifter. She couldn’t help it. She was sca
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A Sparrow Hopes to Become a Phoenix? The Real Heiress Just Chops Down the Tree 麻雀飞上枝头？真千金我直接砍树
[Everyone’s Regret, No Forgiveness, All-Round Female Lead, Face-Slapping Power Fantasy] In her previous life, Yan Xia and the Gu family’s adopted daughter were kidnapped together. Her biological parents, all five older brothers, and even her childhood sweetheart boyfriend chose to save the adopted daughter first. Yan Xia was killed by her kidnappers. Reborn, she cuts ties with her parents and her worthless brothers, and breaks up with her childhood sweetheart boyfriend. She’s done putting up wit
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A Young Woman from a Humble Family in Bianjing Makes Her Fortune 汴京小户女致富日常
Ling Niang thought she was a happy child. In her dreams, there was a fairy auntie who could make milk tea and all kinds of drinks! The fairy auntie also liked watching TV! Ling Niang watched lots of shows along with her in her dreams! And learned all sorts of things! Most importantly, she learned how to make money! She lived in Bianjing. Her father was a live-in son-in-law and a city patrol officer, while her mother was a gentle, unassuming woman. They lived in a shabby old home within Bianjing'
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The Adorable Baby Leads the Whole Village of Cannon Fodder from Poverty to the Capital! 萌宝带全村炮灰从穷村卷到京城！
[Adorable child + System space + comeback + lighthearted] Guo Tuantuan was bound to a System from a young age, and with its help, she grew smarter and smarter. When she was three, Tuantuan discovered that her older sister, Guo Kaixin, had transmigrated from another world. Her uncle, Guo Conglai, had been reborn. Their village friend, Guo Xiuxian, came from the world of immortal cultivation. Her best friend, Guo Xiaoxiao, was a lucky little darling. Her cheerful sister told her that they were all
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Quick Transmigration: The Female Side Character Uses Force Instead of Seduction 快穿：女配她用武力取代攻略
The story of how a supporting female character and a cannon-fodder character changed their fates. “I heard the heroine in tragic romances gets physically and emotionally abused, and the male lead even steals her organs, but in the end she always makes up with him.” Si Li: “Why? Because he’s domineering and brainless? Hello, 110? Someone here is trading organs illegally.” “I heard the white moonlight in body-double stories is usually someone from the past, and the male lead ends up falling for th
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From the Start, She Was Max Level: The Ceiling of the Cultivation World 开局直接满级，她是修真界天花板
(Absurd comedy + strong female lead + satisfying power fantasy + nonsensical humor + useless System + no male lead!) Word on the street: The Jade Purity Immortal Venerable of Lingyun Sect, the greatest sect in the cultivation world, possesses a unique method of cultivation. His disciples neither meditate nor practice spells. Instead, they bury themselves in books and write furiously, yet their cultivation rockets upward at breakneck speed. A curious onlooker stole their cultivation manual. The c
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Horror Survival Game: This Little Old Lady Is Seriously Wicked 惊悚国运，小老太太坏的很
[No Romance + Livestream + National Fortune + Horror Games + Farming. Nonsensical, lighthearted comedy, with unserious horror and unserious national fortune.] Dong Shuzhen was a little old lady of sixty-five. At last retired, she switched into travel mode. Who knew that she’d fall asleep on a plane and wake up having transmigrated? She’d become a little old lady of the same name and age. The history of this world’s nations was much like that of her original world. The main difference was that in
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