Looking for No-CP Novels with a Hilarious Female Lead That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing 跪求无CP 女主沙雕 笑到肚子疼

1. 51 我 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总，会点读心术怎么了？ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 12kReads9.4Score1.7k14d adds

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   Investing won't hurt!

2. 52 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] [No CP + Ensemble Cast + Strong Female Lead + Sect Life + Everyone's a Little Crazy] [The main cast are eccentric and outrageous. The heroine is self-reliant, loyal, and just a bit unhinged.] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting female character, crawling through the shadows of a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will whip the entire cultivation world into shape. She encourages her world-weary villaino 38.1kReads9.5Score4.4k14d adds

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   No romance 📖 This book is seriously amazing, so satisfying and hilarious: Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon fodder female supporting character, crawling through the shadows of a shady sect. Who wants to oppose the female lead? Xie Qing directly reforms the cultivation world, encouraging her world-weary villainous junior brother to grow stronger and eventually become the villain leader. Xie Qing: "I mean, I've become the leader of all evil." She gets her aloof and arrogant senior brother to read forbidden books, and they become thieves together. Senior brother: "Your place or mine tonight?" Xie Qing: "Would it kill you to talk about sword practice?" She instigates a beautiful and powerful medicine cultivator to concoct poisons, causing chaos in the Medicine Cultivation Valley.

3. 53 穿 After Transmigrating, I Ascended to Immortality with My Cursed Tongue 穿越后，我靠乌鸦嘴飞升成仙 One Peach at a Time一口一个桃儿Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Lighthearted + Absurd] Other people when they transmigrate: Invincible luck + handsome men everywhere Liu Yipan when she transmigrates: A brutal beating from the start + a jinx’s mouth Luckily, an immortal master fell from the sky. But when she arrived at his sect, she saw: Endless volumes of Buddhist scriptures in Sanskrit, leaving Liu Yipan completely dumbfounded. “You went to all that trouble to bring me here just to make me a nun?!” She wanted to throw her head back and shout 1.2kReads9.2Score15414d adds

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   Both are female leads without romantic partners, and they're quite silly and funny.

4. 54 我 My Master Is So Protective of Me. Dare to Hit Me and See What Happens? 我家师尊超护短，你敢打我试试？ Cong Xin丛薪Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No CP + sword cultivator + powerful master] Are sword cultivators unbeatable among those of the same rank? No. The way to go is to take on higher-ranked opponents without breaking a sweat. Competing in talent? An eighth-grade sword bone and an extraordinary bloodline. Competing in backing? Her master can crush the strongest experts across countless realms. No one can match him. Competing in combat strength? Her swordsmanship leaves everyone in the dust. She takes on opponents above her rank wit 2.3kReads9.0Score22914d adds
5. 55 震 Shocking! My Junior Sister's Teammates Are All Picked Up Along the Way 震惊，小师妹的队友全靠捡 I Refuse to Flop, Starting with Myself拒绝扑街从我做起Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Four-Person Team] [Xianxia-Inspired] [Ensemble Cast] [Sect Life] [Light Humor] [Redemption] [Unity] [No CP, No Romance Allowed in This Cultivation Story!] A somewhat unorthodox account of orthodox Daoist cultivators on their path to immortality. In the early part, they cultivate merit in the mortal world through several short stories. Later, they enter a secret realm for a chaotic free-for-all, with multiple sects joining in. The four youngsters save one another and grow together. There is too 9kReads9.4Score1.2k14d adds
6. 56 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.4kReads9.4Score3k14d adds
7. 57 啊 Aaaah, Who Could Be Crazier Than Me? 啊啊啊，谁能有我颠？ Duoduo Forges Ahead朵朵勇往直前Modern Romance82k WordsOngoing [Unhinged heroine + feel-good story + quick transmigration + no romance + a tiny bit of a golden finger] Feng Xi says no one in this world can out-crazy her. Completing missions? Easy. She just grabs a gun from the shop and takes out the protagonist, letting her useless dad become emperor. You want to watch me embarrass myself on a livestream? No chance. I'll live like a queen in the forest. What, you want me to become a widowed single mother? Sorry, I know how to make money, so I'll make the wh —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   That bag is the first one! Although it's a quick transmigration series, it's really, really good. Don't watch it late at night, or you'll feel uncomfortable [shy].

8. 58 爆 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Fantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.2kReads—Score11014d adds

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   New book, but super good! Li Luochan, Gu Niannian, Nezha—one with a prophetic tongue whose words carry weight and whose background is incredibly powerful, another who lets everyone know her innermost thoughts, and a fiercely protective brother. Absolutely fantastic! The author writes superbly; highly recommended!

9. 59 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜：将军的小棉袄漏风了 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 6kReads8.8Score64814d adds

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   Juejuezi🎶📢 [Who understands this kind of reading experience that makes you both laugh and cry?]🧡ྀི💛ྀི❤️ྀི [🈚 No CP + Beloved + Inner Voice + System + Mythological Fanfiction + Best Friend + Transmigration + Comedy] One second I was laughing out loud because Nezha shouted "Let go of my sister," and the next second I was completely taken aback by Li Jing's "She's just a three-year-old child." It's genuinely heart-wrenching, but it's also genuinely hilarious. The combination of Monkey King and Nezha, one hot-tempered and the other calm, is exactly my kind of comedic timing. #EmotionalRollerCoasterReading

10. 60 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1k14d adds

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    🌹🌹🌹I recommend these books. The first one is about live-streaming scavenging. On the first day, she found a Type 38 rifle; on the second day, a corpse; and on the third day, a pile of body parts. The research institute says, "Damn it, you even managed to find nuclear bomb blueprints!" The second and third books are also good for mage? Sword cultivator? No, she just wants to be a healer. The audience is always saying, "Shut up, you poison healer!" ᥬ😂᭄

11. 61 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.3kReads9.4Score13k14d adds
12. 62 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.2kReads9.5Score17.7k14d adds
13. 63 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance627k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.9kReads—Score12714d adds

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    It looks amazing, but I don't know if it suits you.

14. 64 重 Revisiting the Journey to the West: I Lead Three Rebellious Troublemakers in Rebellion Every Day 重走西游：姐拉三大反骨仔天天反 Little Doctor小医生Female-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Journey to the West fanfic + hilarious antics + punchline-packed + healing and redemption for each other + Heaven's three rebellious troublemakers + retracing the journey west] On my first start, Nezha stabbed the Destined One to death! On my next start, Erlang Shen's dog bit me to death! On my third start, I forgot the gold headband and got beaten to death by Sun Wukong! Tang An: “So I’ve been transmigrated as the new Destined One, and I have to go fetch the scriptures? And I have to get those 21.7kReads9.4Score2.9k14d adds
15. 65 地 The Big Shot from the Underworld Is Hilariously Wacky 地府来的大佬她巨沙雕 The Eye in the Heart心中目Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jun Qi was a troublemaking spirit who couldn’t enter the cycle of reincarnation. One day, the Hell King, who had finally had enough of her, kicked her out to complete missions helping pitiful little victims get revenge. Jun Qi said this was right up her alley. Worried she’d go too far, the Hell King even sent a “pen” to supervise her. But she kept going off track, turning the main missions into side quests and, along the way, attracting a huge admirer she couldn’t shake off. The “pen” was utterl 25.3kReads9.4Score2.5k14d adds

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    💥This story has a touch of metaphysics. The female lead is fierce and incredibly talkative; aside from the male lead, who can argue with her, she's practically invincible. Her greedy nature is always on full display, which is hilarious. The male lead is quiet, but he's deeply in love with her—for a mere few hundred thousand years. His judge's pen is always shaped like a duck, which is absolutely laughable.

16. 66 穿 The Transmigrated Supporting Actress Plays a Bad Girl in the Entertainment Industry 穿越女配在娱乐圈当渣女 Song Ren of Wangxiang Pavilion望乡阁的宋仁Modern Romance127k WordsOngoing [Showbiz] [Goofy Comedy] [Heartbreaker] Lin Yuejian, an overworked office worker, wakes up as a cannon-fodder character in the entertainment industry. To stay alive, she becomes a master of time management, dating seven people at once. She only wanted to keep her head down and coast to victory, but on a hit variety show, a call from "Backup Number 3" exposes her on the spot! Facing ridicule from the entire internet and a battlefield of exes, how can she turn things around? And when the truth com —Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 67 满 Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际 Zhuan Qianqian篆乾乾Fantastical Romance379k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A 27Reads7.3Score—14d adds

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    This book! It's incredibly abstract, hilarious, and amazing!

18. 68 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    She's here! She's here with Doubao! No romantic pairing. The female protagonist is transported to a primitive world and her hilarious daily life is about surviving with her mentally challenged Doubao. Her cheat ability is a mobile phone that can unlock apps, but these apps are adapted for the primitive world. She'll join a tribe and help the primitive people by unlocking apps. A hilarious slice-of-life story, highly recommended! [Smirk]

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