
You Thieving Turtle! Give Me Back My Soul!
贼龟!还我魂来
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 1.6M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
In booklists 46
Explore more →Funny Xuanhuan Novels with Creative Premises: Send Me Anything with an Invincible or Goofy Protagonist
There Are No More Cultivation Masterpieces on Tomato Novel: Come Prove Me Wrong
Silly People, Silly Souls, Silly People Are the Best of the Best
Silly people need silly novels.
Rated 9.4 or Higher, No CP. I'll Read Anything
I read all kinds of books, so recommend whatever. Just don't recommend books with terrible ratings in the eights. I only ask that there be a CP. Other than those two things, I'll read anything: schemes for power, transmigration, fantasy, horror, modern, historical, comedy, whatever oddball stuff you've got.
Funny, Funny, Funny, with a Sneaky Protagonist
Can any experts recommend books similar to The Villain Has a Little Conscience, But Not Much? I need help urgently!
No Romance, Cultivation, Rated 9 or Higher
No Romance, Just Ridiculously Hilarious Stories
No romance, silly and funny.
Comedy
Any funny novels out there? Something satisfying and feel-good would work too.
Any Funny Cultivation Stories for Female Readers? (இωஇ)
Looking for Cultivation Stories with a Clever Female Lead and an Unpredictable Plot
I'm looking for a female lead who's emotionally well-adjusted and doesn't need anyone's love, and who can freely enjoy life in the cultivation world. No plots where she shows up and immediately suffers from being unloved, then gets envied, framed, and assassinated, only to strike back and get hunted again! And please, no powerful figure secretly harming her parents and making them disappear, then dragging her into some family feud where she has to find them and avenge the family.
Low-Profile Cultivation With a Female Lead and No Romance
Looking for low-key cultivation novels with no CP. Please recommend some, thanks!
Looking for Farming-and-Cultivation Stories. Why Is There So Much Fighting?
I want a protagonist who masters one of the many cultivation arts, works hard to earn spirit stones, and buys resources to cultivate. No endless fighting, and they shouldn’t go looking for secret realms or the like. Keep a low profile and don’t take unnecessary risks.
Cultivation Novels Focused Mainly on the Heroine's Path to Immortality
I want cultivation to be the main focus. Don't give me a cultivation novel that's really just a romance in disguise.
Strong Female Lead, No Romance, and Solid Values
Any Xuanhuan Stories with a Female Lead and No Romance?
Fantasy.
No-CP Cultivation Story With a Female Lead Who Shines on Her Own
Looking for No-CP Strong Female Lead Cultivation Stories: No Flirting, No Stupid Saintly Do-Gooders, Just a Talented Protagonist
Female-Led Novels with No Romance: Cultivation, Fantasy, or Sci-Fi
Female lead, no romance, sound values, and not quick transmigration.
A Novel About Cultivating Immortals Without a Male Protagonist
I'm looking for a fairy tale with a growth-oriented heroine and a career line. If there is CP, I hope there will be less love lines.
No Ye Surname: Great Writing, Great Talent, and Cultivation in a Sect! An Interesting Story
Looking for books similar to *The Cursed Female Supporting Character Rises in Cultivation, Killing the Female Lead from the Start*. Please don’t recommend ones with the surname Ye, I’m begging you... I don’t like them... I want a big-picture story with solid logic! No mindless doting, and no “pure” schemers! Being fun doesn’t mean being silly! The protagonist should have great talent from the start, and the supporting characters should have brains!
Female Protagonist Transmigrates into a Cultivation World, No Romance
Hey, all you lovely ladies, any recommendations?
Strong Female Lead, No Romance, or an Invincible, Powerful Male Lead Is Fine Too
Yay!
The Female Lead Transmigrates Into a Cultivation World With High Talent, Back to When She Was a Child
Or a story where the heroine is reborn as a baby, has sound values, and cultivates diligently.
No Romance, the Female Lead Stands Alone
Men will only slow a girl down when she draws her blade.
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It's very interesting. When I found this book, it had already reached six hundred or seven hundred chapters. The score was too low, so I joined the Square to recommend it. I was really worried that the update would be interrupted or finished in a hurry. The author was very interactive and responded to every comment. I was really flattered and distressed. A career-oriented heroine with no CP, she is not too voluptuous but very lively, and has a rather egoistic personality, putting her personal self first and then her big self. The moral bottom line is relatively loose. A lone wolf, self-reliant, keeping a low profile (too weak, don't stick to too many causes and effects, so as not to be unable to hold on and be constrained) > Do all the evil and amass money crazily (accumulation of resources only depends on ability, no one can get rich without windfall, the bottom line is not to bully the weak) > Support relatives and cultivate power (have a little confidence, depend on the situation closely, lead a trumpet, invest in the future) > Have limited abilities, and help the world (free and easy is the first, but some things are destined, do your best). The plot is exciting, the camera sense is strong, and the fighting power is not broken. There are big leaps and bounds, but the foreshadowing and logic are very reasonable. For scientific research-type upgrades, general training and duration are mentioned in one go. The range of the heroine's activities is very wide, and the geographical location is described accurately and in detail, with accompanying pictures.
I have read about 400 chapters so far, and there is no lack of brainstem behavioral logic. I came across this book very timely when I was in a book shortage. The ones I read before were non-CP and less emotional, with female protagonists and male protagonists easily opening up the harem and giving me headaches, like Liu Yun, Liu Xu, Xu Wan, Mu Shiyue, ancient novels Xue Qingyin, raising a baby in ancient times is Tang Shuyi, the princess of the country, beast cultivator Mo Xuan, male protagonist cultivating immortality without CP Gu Changhuan, chronological novel Xu Xiangnuan, that's pretty much it. Those who have read it probably know the direction of this book now, I recommend it.
It's very good-looking. It's different from other funny fairy tales. The subject matter is very novel and super funny. It also comes with a map. Every time the protagonist goes to a place, the map is updated. It's so good-looking. I highly recommend it! ! ! ! (The author greatly requests an update!)
I personally think the story of this book is quite good, but too few people have read it, so I will post a review (mainly because the author begged me)
I've read Chapter 11 and it's well written. I don't know why so few people have read it! Better than most books on the recommendation list.
Name: Lin Wan Personality: Carefree, seems a little crazy. Her optimism is what I like and admire the most. Disadvantages: Impolite, likes to argue, mischievous But the characters are vivid and vivid on the page. The part where the heroine met the beasts was very boring, so I didn't continue reading. I understand that old bookworms are always a bit picky. I hope the author will continue to work hard and create better works (。・ω・。)ノ♡
Very well written, a rare piece of writing written by a normal person. Although the heroine's character is unreliable like Erha, she loves and respects the younger generation and respects the elders. She doesn't treat people like ants after cultivating immortality, and she is decisive and has a bottom line in doing things!
Using the analogy of other immortality novels, the protagonist's combat strength is definitely Goldfinger to the maximum, but it seems to be true. It is not just a sentence about the protagonist killing very powerful people with extremely low cultivation level, but a lot of foreshadowing, as well as the protagonist's intelligence and thinking process. In short, it is very enjoyable to write. Killing beasts in the mountains, sea, and demonic realm is really hearty (can I use this word hahaha). I like it so much, keep up the good work! ! ! Don't make people wait too long. But regarding the conversion of magic stones into spiritual stones, I don't quite understand the principle of the trapping formation. What is written is that the waste spiritual stone charges the trapping array, and the trapping array opens the barrier (I must have read that correctly, right), but the equipment on the protagonist absorbs the demonic energy from the magic stone, and then converts it into spiritual power through himself, and finally charges it to the trapping array, and the trapping array feeds back to the spiritual stone? Is that so? Then the arrow relationship is not quite right. Anyway, I don't quite understand it. Can you explain it a little bit? Also, Ling'er has a righteous heart, but the protagonist values the people around her more. If she encounters danger as she said, Ling'er is unwilling to leave and will knock Ling'er out and take her away. Will Ling'er be angry and have a conflict with the protagonist? I still hope it won't be written like this. The protagonist is devoted to Ling'er. It would be great if they maintain the relationship of mutual care and trust as they are now. That may promote the plot, twists, protagonist growth, and story development, but it is really too bad. Many people will reject this treasure novel because of this. Of course, maybe the author has a better idea, try not to break up and go separate ways (ಥಥ)
This book is very in line with my taste in terms of plot and characters, especially Xianren Wan [Dai]. I have read more than 100 and nearly 200 chapters so far. Let me give you a review first. So far, the plot is on the light side. Xianren Wan [Punch Out] has no plot that makes me uncomfortable. Good review! [Stare]
This book is very relaxing and has foreshadowing Judging from the writing style, the author should be a veteran The details are not bad either! It can be seen that there are many paragraphs and the author has put a lot of thought into them. I just want to make readers smile If you read it carefully, you shouldn't give this a rating. The only controversial part is the fight with the casual cultivators at the beginning and the subsequent fights. But it can also be good if the protagonist uses his spiritual energy The protagonist is very strong in combat, but if you want to show it, you have to write an invincible person of the same level to fight with the protagonist (everything is fair if you are of the same level and level), so that you can show your combat power. It's as simple as writing the correct spelling