Looking for No-CP Novels with a Hilarious Female Lead That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing

101 当 When Sand Sculptures Enter the Horror Game (Infinite) Outside the Disciplinary CommitteeModern Romance4.3M WordsOngoing 36Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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It doesn't look good, come and hit me

102 做 There's No Need to Be Normal: She's Busy Being a Professional Manservant Hu YuModern Romance261k WordsCompleted 21.8kReads9.4Score3.6kShelves

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No loss in investing~

104 惊 Breaking News! A Has-Been Top-Tier Star Took His Kid on a Show and Went Viral Li JiuModern Romance864k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads9.1Score110Shelves

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No cp, sand sculpture

105 反 The Villainous Tycoon's Beloved Three-Year-Old Cold Scene, Colder Big SceneModern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 13.2kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves

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No CP group favorite, extremely funny, all kinds of famous scenes

106 跪 I Give Up! She’s Crazy and Brilliant, and Nobody Dares Mess with Her Fei XiAncient Romance3.0M WordsCompleted 22.3kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves

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Very good🉑

107 农 The Farmhouse's Beloved Little Darling: The System Has Crashed Again Today Partridge SuAncient Romance310k WordsCompleted 2.9kReads9.3Score317Shelves

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This is a must have!

108 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core Ou CongModern Romance9.1M WordsOngoing 43.1kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves

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These two books really have no CP.

110 爆 Hilarious Heaven: My Mouth Has Been Opened Jade Mat and Dawn BreezeFantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted 1.1kReads5.8Score103Shelves

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New book, but super good! Li Luochan, Gu Niannian, Nezha, a crow's mouth is easy to talk to, a background that reaches the sky, a voice that speaks out and everyone eats melon, and a sister-protecting fanatic, absolutely beautiful, the author's writing is great, highly recommended!

111 女 What About Women? the Girl Is Going to Become a Fairy! Sauerkraut and Shredded Pork Rice NoodlesAncient Romance140k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Laughter makes you powerful 6666

112 救 Help! The New Junior Sister Is a Tortoise The Bear Who Bumps into EverythingAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 24.7kReads9.3Score3kShelves

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It's so funny, mainly because it's pretty

113 这 This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! I Keep a Fat RabbitEastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted 387.5kReads9.5Score42.9kShelves

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These two books are really amazing, I almost died laughing [laughing][laughing][please update]

114 直 Fortune-Telling Livestream: From the Start, I Find a Suitcase Full of Body Parts! A Cowering IntrovertModern Romance496k WordsCompleted 14.4kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves

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As soon as Meng Sheng opened her eyes, she slipped into the body of the cannon fodder with the same name in the book. What greeted her was a suitcase with layers of shackles floating on the river, and an A Piao floating on it... 🌼

115 叫 I Told You to Take the Throne, Not Conquer the Whole Galaxy If I Do Not LeaveModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 115.6kReads9.5Score28.3kShelves

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This is super pretty

117 沙 The Goofy Heroine Uses Tech to Cultivate Immortality and Becomes Unstoppable Chilly Dawn LightAncient Romance588k WordsOngoing 1.3kReads9.2Score199Shelves

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Absolutely good looking. Funny nonsense. No CP

119 别 Don't Mess with It! the Extremely Talented Little Junior Sister Is the Bamboo Shoot King Hemp SeedsAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 5.7kReads8.8Score741Shelves

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These books are okay, they are quite good.

122 穿 After Passing Through the Book, the Sand Sculpture Cultivator Became the Number One Boss Little Ones, Big OnesAncient Romance123k WordsCompleted 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's very funny. I laughed from beginning to end. It's a bit nonsensical. From the second generation to a grassroots, I worked hard step by step.

123 娱 The Discipline Inspection Commission of the Entertainment Circle Has Arrived, Everyone, Get Out of the Way! The Tabby Cat Who Loves Milk TeaModern Romance449k WordsCompleted 944Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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The first book of funny sand sculptures is that all the voices are without cp

125 权 Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens I Took Great PainsAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 52kReads9.6Score6.8kShelves

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🤣The heroine returned to the sect with her master for the first time. On the mountain gate were the four big characters "Du Mo Chan Yuan" that exuded Buddhist teachings. She felt that her heart was being crushed by thousands of grass and mud horses. [Help! I'm here to cultivate immortality, not to be a nun! ! !

126 天 The Heavenly Dao Drives the Little Witch Mad ZhuozhuoAncient Romance766k WordsCompleted 709Reads9.2Score121Shelves

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No cp, good writing about cultivating immortals, and also funny

127 快 Quick Travel: the Host Is a Drama Queen and Has Explosive Strength Dean of the Infinite Imagination InstituteModern Romance600k WordsOngoing 1.5kReads8.7Score148Shelves

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Quick time travel + no cp + cool writing, each world is short, and the plot is unexpected and not cliché. It is very explosive. It is the first time I have seen such a heroine.

129 啊 Ah Ah Ah, Who Can Beat Me? Duoduo Moves Forward BravelyModern Romance82k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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That bag is the first one. Although it is a quick wear series, it is really good-looking. Don't look at it in the middle of the night, otherwise it will feel uncomfortable [shy]

130 快 Kuaiwen: It's so Cool If You Don't Follow the Plot The Little Fairy Who Likes to Grow VegetablesAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 1.1kReads6.8Score—Shelves

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The heroine Ginger, a civet cat Duoduo, no ink marks, funny

131 机 My Fortunes Are Against Heaven. What’s Wrong with Taking My Spiritual Root? He MuchengshenAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 16kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves

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These books are all pretty good, especially funny.

132 穿 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me Little SaltModern Romance592k WordsCompleted 12.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves

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Because it is still being serialized, there is no CP yet, and I don't know who will be the male lead in the future, because there may be more than one male lead, but the one with the highest appeal right now is Su Jin, who is very good-looking, and the female lead is still a bitch, every sentence is perfect.

133 炮 Reborn as Cannon Fodder: I Really Don’t Want to Be the Funny Girl Bai KaxiModern Romance288k WordsOngoing 6Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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As a cannon fodder, Liu Lan wants the lottery to be reopened. The shameless little girl in her previous life has revealed her true nature in this life. To save the cannon fodder who died in a weird way, she said with a subwoofer, "Don't be afraid, I owe you." When she met Mr. Pengci, she opened her account and said, "I only have so little money, can I help you?" She even shouted on a variety show: "Accept a closed disciple, the one before was caught in the door!" At this moment, there may be envious glances from a certain club. So he went over and imitated her, "Bao Tie Tie" Liu Lannian: ??? You should be normal, I'm scared.

134 快 Quick Transmigration: This Goofy Host Refuses to Do Her Missions Goodnight, Strawberry JamAncient Romance677k WordsCompleted 379Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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This book is absolutely amazing. I just read it today. It's so funny. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] laughing until my stomach hurts [licking the screen] [licking the screen] [licking the screen] [licking the screen]

135 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: These Secrets Are Too Juicy for the Livestream Chat to Handle Hua QingqingModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 5.5kReads9.2Score742Shelves

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These three books have no CP and are funny.

136 摊 It's a Showdown. as the Spirit of the World, I Just Want to Show Off. Cai Cai RabbitAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 72Reads—Score—Shelves

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The beginning is bad, but the ending is always unexpected, the heroine is so mean, ➕No CP

137 快 Quick Wear: She Doesn't Touch Men, Only Money Lazy BowModern Romance3.2M WordsCompleted 10.4kReads9.2Score889Shelves

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The more I watch, the more I laugh to death.

138 你 You're Just an Auxiliary Police Officer, and Your First Assignment Is to Arrest Two Murderers? Little ZuanfengUrban503k WordsCompleted 841Reads5.8Score100Shelves

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There are very few books that can tempt me. I must read this book with a 100% recommendation score of nine or above. It is very funny and ridiculous. It is a masterpiece. It is a masterpiece.

139 穿 Into a Dog-Blood Novel, I Survive by Relying on Sand Sculptures The Cold Fragrance Remains the SameModern Romance81k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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Very funny, 3 worlds have been completed, the author is updating the fourth one, a lot of jokes hhhhhh

140 绑 After Binding to the Sign-In System, She Became Gorgeous and Rich Chi Chi YeModern Romance492k WordsCompleted 14.8kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves

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It's your loss if you don't read this book, no cp

141 当 As a Great Demon of the Primordial World, She Begins Quick Transmigration Nai NaiyiModern Romance729k WordsCompleted 7.9kReads9.3Score845Shelves

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No cp, the heroine is funny, these three books are humorous, highly recommended

143 坑 Luring Ghosts and Catching Criminals: A Low-Ranking County Magistrate Pipi Loves TangerinesMystery1.2M WordsCompleted 7.8kReads9.5Score1.1kShelves

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Among the many novels I have read, the only one without CP is that the heroine is a time traveler, with yin and yang eyes that can see the dead souls of the dead. The protagonists include Chu Ling, the prefect who doesn't play by the rules, Wan Sanjin, the master who is stupid and rich but unlucky, and Su He, the second best actor in the world who is ruthless and easy to talk, but who spreads poison when trouble comes. At that time, I imagined a person with facial paralysis who can speak advertisements very smoothly, it's really super cute), the extremely powerful maid Xiaohua, the only honest person in the group Zhang Dong, and the ghost, the unknown ghost master, and Bai Su who is proficient in martial arts and medicine (Aunt Su really likes to snatch the ghost master's fan and beat people). The two of them should be colleagues, and I haven't guessed who they serve. There are also the original owner's maid Cuixi and the little black dog. I really like its storyline. It's very compact. The case is well connected with daily life and it doesn't feel abrupt. The protagonist group's fights and various tricks are really funny. There are many issues to think about. While watching the heroine solve the case, laughing at the mutual quarrel between Master Wan and Su He, and also learning about Wan Xing's life experience, who is the orphan of the former prince, Fu Qingchen or the heroine. The character of the heroine is also very likeable. As a modern person, she has modern thinking, but she does not feel that she is superior to others. She will feel sorry for the common people under the corruption of the court, and will do her best to let them live a good life. She is not afraid of power, and she is here to overthrow the aristocratic family. She often said that she was afraid of death, but for the sake of those who were resented, she went against evil officials, she became enemies of aristocratic families, and she wanted to muddy this seemingly calm water. She is sympathetic but not a holy mother. "You dare to plot against me. Have you found a place for your grave?"

144 穿 After Traveling Through the Famine, I Won by Cultivating Immortality Yan Xiaoyu ་Ancient Romance348k WordsCompleted 120Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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They are all very good, but the last one seems to have no CP.

145 快 Quickly Wear It, I Am Writing It, Who Am I Afraid Of? JiangnanxiModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 636Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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No cp sand sculpture heroine! Gaga strong!

146 神 One Move of Her Divine Legs, and the Grand Princess Disowns Her Own Family Eight Purple LanternsAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 533Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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No CP, easy and funny

147 穿 Transmigrated as the Villainess in a Dragon-Aura Novel Fish TofuAncient Romance541k WordsCompleted 237Reads9.0Score—Shelves

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Super funny, no CP, no CP, no CP! ! ! !

148 穿 Transmigrated to Prehistory: My Mom Burns Incense and Makes Offerings to Me Every Day Plum Blossom KAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 16.4kReads9.4Score2kShelves

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I said it's useless, you can see for yourselves! These three books are quite funny and the stories are very interesting, so you won't get bored reading them.

150 剑 A Fierce Sword Cultivator: This Female Swordswoman Is on a Killing Spree! Cong XinAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 3.2kReads9.0Score351Shelves

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They are all non-CP. The heroine is relatively silly and has a lot of laughs.