Looking for No-CP Novels with a Hilarious Female Lead That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing

1 假 How Could This Silly Fake Heiress Possibly Be the Villain? Oolong Milk Cap TeaModern Romance500k WordsCompleted 24.9kReads9.5Score3.8kShelves

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The heroine is super funny, no cp

2 谢 Thank You, Your Majesty, for the Marriage! I Went to Collect Debts Yue JiuAncient Romance630k WordsCompleted 3.3kReads8.3Score524Shelves

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The theme is novel and has no CP. It is a group portrait. The heroine is dressed as a female general and wants to resign. The emperor will not let her go. She excuses herself by saying that she wants to go back to the countryside to get married. Master Taifu: It is not necessary to go back to the countryside to get married. She said she just wants to go back to the countryside to raise chickens. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty Shouting: Chickens can be raised in the capital, now it's better. The heroine went door to door to find out that any son is suitable for raising chickens, even 5-year-old children. The civil and military officials in the dynasty were miserable, and in the end they had to spend money to eliminate the disaster~(￣▽￣~)~

3 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem Beyond the MountainsModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 14kReads9.5Score2kShelves

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Sister Cen is so funny, the author is very good at making jokes and keeps up with the hot topics of the times hahahahahahahaha

4 和 After Feeling the Connection with His Daughter, the Villain Tiantianshe Died Jiang XiaokuiModern Romance438k WordsCompleted 1.2kReads8.6Score127Shelves

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The second one was super funny, the first one was just okay. They are all CP-free and the writing is good.

6 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family MemberModern Romance303k WordsCompleted 4.6kReads9.1Score692Shelves

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After reading these two books, you will definitely not regret it [laughs evilly].

8 惊 Surprise, Surprise! Real Daughter, She Is a Beast Unsweet Watermelon from the SouthAncient Romance1.0M WordsOngoing 17kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves

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Go watch it all, it's so good-looking, really, like Gagale

10 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy The Princess Isn't Going HomeAncient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 246.8kReads9.6Score26.3kShelves

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I only have this one for the time being, but well, I can try to write one myself [laughing evilly] It's so good, Sister Ye Ye's book is also good, but I won't recommend it if I have a CP. These two books are so funny that I couldn't help but write one myself [Blowing Kiss] (don't look at the tags, the tags of Tomato Girl Channel are fantasy and romance. There is no separate fantasy). If I wrote it, you can click on my avatar to see [Blowing Kiss] (if you are interested)

11 快 Quick Transmigration: My Host Is Frail and Helpless, but Completely Unhinged Ou CongModern Romance504k WordsCompleted 12kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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So beautiful, I worship my sister

12 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: My Unhinged Sister Slays the Dating Show Emerald Shadows and BlossomsModern Romance110k WordsCompleted 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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As soon as Su Ling opened her eyes, a seventy-two-hour countdown flashed in her mind - she would die if she didn't cut off the bad relationship with Gu Yanchen. At the banquet, the scumbag protected Bai Lianhua and forced her to apologize. She picked up the champagne with her backhand and splashed white lotus flowers all over her face: "Apologise? I'm your mother." The next second, the live broadcast started, and she looked at the camera with full aura: "Single, if you are over 180, please send me a private photo. If you are over 172, get out of here. The fortune teller pays first, and the scumbag increases the price tenfold." That night, the scumbag overturned, his phone exploded, his luxury car was hit, and the stock price fell to the limit. Su Ling backhandedly signed up for the top-rated romance drama. Others fill in the ideal type: gentle and considerate. She filled in: Don't delay me from making money. On the first day of the live broadcast, Bai Lianhua's fake nose was revealed in public. The whole network exploded. The next second, the top streamer handed over a black card: "Ten million, join the queue." Su Ling put the card in her pocket and smiled at the camera: "Queue, pay first. The handsome ones get priority." Madly criticized metaphysics heroine x top stream romance drama. In this show, she is here to make money and seduce men.

13 满 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister Gongye SuheAncient Romance547k WordsCompleted 22.3kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves

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Xiao Wu is a sinister, cunning, despicable and shameless Liu, but I really like her. She can hang out with anyone, call herself brothers with chimpanzees, wear a turtle shell and become relatives with a tortoise [face covering][face covering][face covering] Even the spiritual pets she has adopted are different. Dear friends, be sure to watch it, it's really beautiful [love][love][love]

14 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? Qi Yi ZiAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 121.5kReads9.5Score15.7kShelves

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These books are all silly and funny. One to four are about cultivating immortals, and the rest are modern novels. They are all very interesting without any CP. If you like it after reading the introduction, you can check it out. It's really very interesting.

17 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles Sine and Cosine Live in the SunModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 34.6kReads9.6Score5.5kShelves

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Most of these books are non-CP, the heroine is a bitch, very funny

19 沙 A Sand Sculpture Cultivator, My Junior Sister Is a Fifth Cultivator! Lingering LightAncient Romance226k WordsOngoing 1.2kReads8.4Score208Shelves

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Very good-looking, no cp, the sand sculpture loves to show off, prefers group portraits

20 快 After Wearing It Quickly, I Am Crazy About Spoilers Nine Drunken YearsMystery405k WordsCompleted 1.1kReads8.2Score105Shelves

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I'm a cp-less person, but I can't imagine what she will do next.

21 都 It's the Apocalypse, Why Are You Still Competing? Stock Up on Supplies! Black-and-White OctopusSci-Fi & Apocalypse563k WordsCompleted 43.1kReads9.2Score4.6kShelves

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No CP and funny, highly recommended! ! ! !

22 百 A Hundred-Meter Blade on Her Shoulder: Her Host Is Coldhearted Sui YuanModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 6.6kReads9.3Score661Shelves

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It's so funny, just rush it and it's over

23 废 The Top Student in the Wasteland: a Rookie? Is a Full-Level Human Clouds Disperse, Words RemainSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted 28kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves

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You can tell just by looking at this rating, right? What about the plot? It's almost like an upgrade flow, a bit group-like, humorous and interesting

24 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid Wuma XiaohuanModern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted 2.2kReads9.4Score222Shelves

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No CP, powerful, domineering and joyful, how can we not have the cute panda baby Jin Duobao [laughs] Excerpt - "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "Comrade, acknowledging your mistakes can help you improve a lot. Your grandpa will definitely forgive you! Go ahead! Pay the fine and take your grandpa home, and be filial to him!" (Jiang, taking the blame, grandpa: "No, I will not forgive him!")

25 看 See That NPC? Just Go Ahead and Con Them My Cat Went BaldModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 1.5kReads9.1Score238Shelves

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The heroine in this book is a bitch, hilarious and has no plot. [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

26 马 Vest Play: My Host Has Split Personality Xixi Chases WaModern Romance314k WordsCompleted 5.9kReads9.4Score886Shelves

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The first book may not have a low rating, but it's super good to read. The second one is also good (I'm not very good at talking, so you'll know after reading it. I'm very picky about books, really!)

27 最 The Year When She Had the Purest Hatred, She Struck the Male Protagonist with Lightning Three Times a Day Branches of Years PastModern Romance455k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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In the first book, the heroine of the Master of Immortality ascends to a sadistic heroine in the entertainment industry, and starts a series of magical operations of breaking news, catching ghosts, and solving cases. The second, third, and fifth are all cub stories, which are funny while not forgetting to heal others. The fourth heroine + everyone has their own character line, and the heroine is the center connecting them. The fifth book is purely funny. The heroine binds the system and travels through various small worlds to save the tragic fate of being penetrated by changing the plot. She gains the ability to change the plot in the real world, slaps scumbag men and scumbag girls in the face, and reaches the pinnacle of life.

33 上 After Joining a Dating Show, the Little Ancestor Goes Viral Thanks to Her Mystical Arts Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family MemberModern Romance261k WordsCompleted 644Reads9.0Score104Shelves

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Really pretty! ! ! "A wise man does not fall in love, build a beautiful China" I like this sentence the most!

35 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind Hu YuModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 58.4kReads9.5Score8.4kShelves

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Very beautiful, highly recommended

37 当 When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance On the Strings of the Clear MoonModern Romance610k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads9.1Score165Shelves

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[Laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

38 孽 My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead Happy FrogAncient Romance760k WordsCompleted 1.5kReads9.3Score162Shelves

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No CP, super funny. A dozen evil disciples all want the heroine's life. At the beginning, the heroine is stabbed by the disciples as soon as she comes over [laughing] [laughing] In short, the more I watch, the funnier it becomes.

41 快 Quick Transmigration: A Perfectly Unhinged Pursuit for College Students A TomatoAncient Romance548k WordsCompleted 22kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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San Guan Zheng's funny writing is so good and has no CP.

42 修 The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One Paper TigerAncient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 216.8kReads9.7Score25.2kShelves

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This is pretty good-looking

43 真 The True Heiress Is Frail, but She Can Punch Every Vengeful Ghost to Death Luo ShengshengModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 36.3kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves

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No CP, easy and funny, highly recommended.

45 快 Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs Snowfield PhantomAncient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted 2kReads8.9Score304Shelves

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Meets the requirements, come and take a look

46 女 Watch Out, Heroine! Those Guys Are Jealous Enough to Set Off a Love Triangle Showdown Chao GeModern Romance366k WordsCompleted 163Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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They are all rated 9 or above, the kind that can make you laugh to death in bed in the middle of the night [heartfelt]