Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pound the Wall 爆笑沙雕文笑到锤墙

1. 651 全 The Whole Wealthy Family Calls Me Wicked, but I'm Just Starving! 全豪门都说我恶毒，其实我饿肚！ Meow Stick喵棍棍Modern Romance332k WordsCompleted She opens her eyes to find that a starving illegitimate daughter has transmigrated into the body of a wicked supporting character, a fake heiress. All she wants to do is eat. The crown prince, who had been set on breaking off their engagement, turns into a lovesick fool and launches a full-on forced romance! The real heiress is furious! She vows to bury this deranged couple, one at the South Pole and the other at the North Pole! [Comedy + Madness + Fake Heiress + Lighthearted + Everyday Life + F 856Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Anyone with a high threshold for laughter should click to watch this; it's genuinely hilarious, and not in a way that makes you stupid. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

2. 652 龙 Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房 Fan Bai饭白Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.” 1.4kReads9.0Score16114d adds
3. 653 糟 Help! What Do I Do If My Husband Has Amnesia? 糟糕！老公失忆了怎么办 Golden Melon金瓜瓜Modern Romance391k WordsCompleted The rating has just been posted, and it will go up later. [Long-planned scheme + devoted romance between two virgins + CEO who talks himself into love + face-slapping the scum] When Wen Yiqiao hears that the husband she married for a family alliance has been in a car accident, she rushes to the hospital. But the moment she opens the door, before she can say a word, Ji Yanli speaks first. “Even though I don't have a title, you took my body, so you can't just abandon me.” Wen Yiqiao: ??? “If you r 1.5kReads8.6Score17914d adds
4. 654 P After I Played the CEO, He Became Addicted to Me PUA霸总之后，他对我上瘾了 Splendor Fades了了繁华Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted The first time they met, Xiao Jin'an grabbed the man by the chin and accused him, "What's with the act? You only did that to get my attention, didn't you? You say I'm dirty, but I haven't complained about how slutty you are." After forcing herself on him, Xiao Jin'an dusted herself off and left, unaware that her greasy CEO-style lines had piqued his interest. When the three fish in her pond were driven away, the man shoved a bank card in front of her and asked, "Want to pick a new target? You' 892Reads8.7Score11014d adds
5. 655 三 I Have Three Kids, and Not One Is Mine 三个孩子，没有一个是我亲生的 Tian Yang Tong Xin天阳同心Urban137k WordsOngoing [Feel-Good From Start to Finish]+ [Packed With Laughs]+ [Watching the Drama Unfold] [Countless Comebacks to Teach You How to Shut People Down] [If You Don't Laugh, You Can Hit Me]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Standing Up for the Working Class]+ [Fighting for Ordinary People] [A Feel-Good Story to the Very End] ★Exposing society's dark side and delivering justice for the underprivileged★ The protagonist gains a cheat that lets him judge every kind of evil in the world. If you encounter any injustic —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   It's hilarious and incredibly satisfying. If you don't laugh by chapter 15, you can hit me!

6. 656 家 After My Cauldron Gained a Spirit, I Turned My Life Around by Insulting People 家鼎成精后，我靠骂人逆袭了 Yushan Wen'er雨山文二Historical195k WordsCompleted [Insult the ancestors to their faces, then bring down the Grand Preceptor] Other people transmigrate with a System or talent. I transmigrated with nothing but a bronze cauldron and a mouth sharp enough to talk back to my ancestors. The Shen family ancestors inside the cauldron are a bunch of crafty old schemers. They bicker all day, but whenever I need supplies, they all go mute. If I don’t curse them, they won’t lift a finger. Curse them too mildly, and they give me nothing. Curse them hard eno 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   A hilarious and satisfying read.

7. 657 修 The Little Cultivation Troublemaker 修仙小捣蛋 Er Dan Is Er Dan二蛋是耳旦Eastern Fantasy240k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Cultivation + No System + Mortal Cultivation + No Playing Fair + Travel Between Worlds] The story of how Shidan accidentally saved the True Person Tianshui, learned the Fart-Flying technique (the Qi Transformation Art) and the Arhat Golden Body technique, and gained an inheritance that lets him travel between planes through the purple gourd he wore as a child. He adventures and trains across different planes, gaining endless riches, immortal herbs, treasures, and cultivation technique 8Reads—Score—14d adds

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   This is the only book I'm truly impressed by for its humor.

8. 658 穿 I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Was Rescued by Bandits from the Start 穿越修仙界的我开局被劫匪救下了 Author No. 076076号作者Eastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted There are a million goofy protagonists, Half of them are on Tomato Novel. But this protagonist's something else, He's even got an ending theme! Xiao Zhu died in a poorly finished novel that vanished along with its author's account, leaving behind nothing but the empty title of “Master of the Martial Way of Faith.” When he opened his eyes again, he had become a frail, unarmed boy in a cultivation world, surrounded by the ruins of a village slaughtered by monsters. The former master of the Martial 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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   I recommend this hilarious cultivation novel. The protagonist starts out forming a band with a robber who's never killed anyone and a villain, becoming idols, participating in a variety show hosted by the Heavenly Dao, flying into space and being wanted by the Galactic Defense Force, and even participating in a cooking competition while piloting a Gundam.

9. 659 瞧 Look! The Actress Is Babbling at Thin Air Again 瞧！影后又在对着空气阿巴阿巴 Cheesy Baked Leftovers芝士焗剩饭Mystery360k WordsCompleted [No CP + Ghost Hunting and Demon Subduing + Supernatural Suspense + Metaphysics + Film and TV Acting + Showbiz] Remember! If a pie falls from the sky, don't pick it up! The heavens' pies all come with serious side effects! Take me, for example: I got caught in an accident and died during the most ordinary pre-event archaeological survey. Having no experience, I believed the ghostly nonsense in my head and chose to “complete the mission,” earning a new lease on life. The result was… A compliment 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   I recommend a time-travel novel where the female protagonist, who has the ability to see ghosts, travels through time and bravely ventures into the entertainment industry to catch them... It's hilarious, silly, sweet, and enjoyable.

10. 660 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score82114d adds

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    A humorous book

11. 661 师 Senior Brother, I Really Jump Rope to Cultivate 师兄，我跳绳真是为了修炼 Half-Old Slicker半老滑头Eastern Fantasy253k WordsCompleted Lin Yue transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens an absurd “Train by Courting Death System.” While everyone else meditates, he jumps rope. While they practice swordsmanship, he does fancy jump-rope tricks. Worst of all, the System forces him to jump rope in crowded places, with the maddening background music of “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend,” “Little Apple,” and “One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight” looping in his mind. Timid, afraid of dying, and obsessed with saving face, Lin 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I'm dying of laughter! Sharing is caring, so come and join the fun!

12. 662 7 749 Bureau: From the Start, I Became a Zombie 749局：开局变成僵尸 I'm Not a Madam, Am I?我不是太太吧？Mystery1.6M WordsOngoing "Ruthless and decisive" "All monsters deserve to die" "I’m a monster? Then I deserve to die too!" "No female lead" "A slightly slow start" "Takes off later" Li Buguo is an online absurdist streamer who makes a career out of wild antics. On the Ghost Festival, just as he was making his comeback, a strange beast being hunted by Bureau 749 happened to pass by and pierced his chest. It sent him straight through the open Gates of Hell, only for a ghost to kick him back out. He became an exceptionally 71kReads8.9Score7.8k14d adds

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    A strange encounter in the dead of night transforms the protagonist from an ordinary person into an immortal zombie with a special constitution that allows him to devour wandering spirits. The Special Anomalies Management Department discovers his unique abilities and recruits him into the workforce, tasking him with quelling paranormal phenomena across various regions. The plot unfolds at a comfortable pace.

13. 663 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 135Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A mudslide from Northeast China has swept through the cultivation world, with cultivators from all walks of life more enthusiastic about chatting than cultivating, and everyone revolving around one unreliable person.

14. 664 边 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Historical1.6M WordsOngoing Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score10114d adds
15. 665 这 I’m the One Who Calls the Shots 这事儿，老子说了算 Cold Plum, Ink Fragrance寒梅墨香Two Male Leads714k WordsCompleted Xu Haodong was a lecherous rascal, and nobody wanted anything to do with him. He figured he was probably doomed if things went on like this. Why not put his best asset to use and latch onto a wife? At the matchmaking table, he laid eyes on Fang Zheng, the handsomest man in town. He was more than satisfied. He slapped the table. “Give me back my underwear! If you don’t, you’re going to be my wife!” 165Reads9.4Score—14d adds

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    Check out this author's books; they're hilarious, not the nonsensical kind, but genuinely funny.

16. 666 末 Apocalyptic Disaster: I'm a Necromancer 末日天灾，我是亡灵法师 The Shrimp Invited Me for Tea虾子请我去吃茶Sci-Fi & Apocalypse305k WordsOngoing [System + lighthearted + no self-sacrificing saint + natural disasters + sweet romance + food] Blurb One: Xi Youyou transmigrated into a book. The good news was that the game she'd been playing came with her. The bad news was that she didn't exist in the book. After sitting on the toilet and thinking it over, she decided to head to the protagonists' base and enjoy the perks. Just as she was mowing everyone down with a single chopstick and, after overcoming a series of difficulties (not really), —Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    The female protagonist transmigrates to a post-apocalyptic world, unexpectedly acquires a system, awakens light-based superpowers, and collects various adorable pets. The entire book has a very lighthearted and humorous writing style.

17. 667 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 127Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 668 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 669 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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    This book is amazing! Humor and comedy run throughout, and the ensemble cast's growth and development are very comfortable and enjoyable to read.

20. 670 放 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 264Reads—Score314d adds

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    Looks like I have to share this!

21. 671 穿 I Became a Villainous Eunuch and Won the World Over with My Goofy Antics 穿成反派太监，靠沙雕被天下争抢 Su Qing素青Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Goofy Little Eunuch × Long-Suffering Emperor] Mutually Exclusive Romance Yue Fuling transmigrates into the body of a little eunuch, but secretly she is an assassin tasked with killing the emperor. The emperor can even possess her, and has learned all her secrets. This book is also known as: Everyone knows she’s an assassin except her. Yue Fuling panics and packs up to flee in the middle of the night. Halfway through, flames blaze behind her as several groups of pursuers race after her. Yue Fuli 7.8kReads9.4Score1.1k14d adds

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    💥💥Hilarious from the very beginning! The emperor's personal eunuch is an assassin? Aside from herself, disguised as a eunuch, who doesn't know it, the whole world knows she's an assassin! Hahahaha, she just wanted to be a carefree, lazy bum, but she ended up with a stingy emperor as her boss. What a miserable life! [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

22. 672 暴 The Tyrant Gives Me One-on-One Lessons in Palace Infighting 暴君一对一辅导我宫斗 Konghua空花Ancient Romance252k WordsCompleted Everyone says the newly enthroned emperor of the Dayan kingdom is a cruel and brutal tyrant. Song Yin, a transmigrator, thinks that tyrants are supposed to be the type who love beauties more than their kingdoms. So why does this one spend every day plotting how to kill his own concubines? Tyrant: “The women in my harem love power, not me. Keep your head down if you want to survive.” Song Yin: “Understood!” Later Tyrant: “A consort who doesn’t want to be empress isn’t a good consort.” Song Yin: “ 259Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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    These are my favorite books. I think they're quite funny and entertaining, especially the first, fourth, sixth, and last ones!

23. 673 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 674 带 I Transmigrated with My Phone and Scroll Douyin in the Emperor's Arms 带手机穿越，我躺皇帝怀里刷抖音 Sleepy Cat猫沉沉Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Both leads are each other's first and only + 100% sweet romance + scheming, celibate puppy-like emperor vs. clever, bold older sister] [Ancient and modern worlds connect + transmigrate with her best friend] Qin Wan was once a dazzling heiress. After accidentally transmigrating to an unknown dynasty through an ancient painting, she found herself as an abandoned concubine in the cold palace, only to be summoned by the emperor. Well, to protect her virtue, she cracked the emperor's head open right 4.1kReads9.0Score73814d adds
25. 675 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate to the 1970s! One Marries the Uncle, the Other the Nephew, and They Live Across the Hall 闺蜜一起穿七零！嫁舅甥，住对门 Qian Yu黔渔Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Military Marriage + Period Setting + Both Male Leads Are Devoted + Sweet Romance + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Family Life + Funny Early on] Wen Tang and her best friend Chi Yue found a novel about a real and fake heiress on a fiction website. Unlike other stories of its kind, the two heiresses weren't rivals but helped each other. They went to the countryside together, got married together, and even married an uncle and his nephew. Then they built their fortunes togethe 63.8kReads8.9Score8.3k14d adds

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    So Chi Yue also said, "I think you are easy to talk to. You didn't slap your mother-in-law, you didn't kick your father-in-law, and you didn't hit your brother-in-law with your left hand or slap your sister-in-law with your right hand. You have a good temper."

26. 676 当 When a Miser Gains Superpowers 当守财奴获得超能力 Class Monitor Three Good Bear三好熊班长Urban684k WordsOngoing [Slow Burn] [No System] [Lighthearted] [Movies] [Anime] [Superpowers] [Money-Grubbing] [Shameless] As superhuman evolution is about to become available to everyone, the miser Lei Ou is the first to qualify. With his "split-personality little god squad," he embarks on a money-making adventure in a world of superpowers. What? You want to know which abilities are awesome? But I'm just a miser. What does it matter to me whether my ability is awesome? What? The strongest rank is "Omega"? My ability 4Reads8.0Score—14d adds

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    That's about it for these two; I'll keep looking for the others.

27. 677 鉴 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 678 穿EN After Becoming the Wicked Fake Heiress, My Whole Family Can Read My Mind 穿成恶毒假千金后全家都能读我心 Fu Jiuyin浮九音Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + System + mind-reading + everyone’s darling + fake and real heiresses + entertainment industry + both leads are virgins. The print edition of I, Too, Chase the Light is now available on major shopping platforms. Search for it to buy a copy!] One day, Lu Xiaoxiao accidentally transmigrates into a book, becoming the fake heiress in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine, whose ending is tragic. Well, she’s already had a disastrous life, so she plays the wicked suppo 27.6kReads9.0Score5k14d adds
29. 679 乘 Ride the Madness, Break the Waves: I Go Whenever I Want 乘疯破浪会有时，我想几时就几时 Mu Xi Mutong木西木同Modern Romance292k WordsCompleted (Showbiz, 1v1, wild nonsense and unhinged antics, a System carried to success by its Host) After transmigrating, Jiang Yin worked hard for three years. But after being bound to the Villainess System, she couldn't stray from her assigned character. Everything she did was pointless. Whatever. If that's how it is, let's all go crazy together. The entertainment industry was rocked to its foundations. Haters: Has Jiang Yin lost her mind? Fellow stars: Jiang Yin, what are you even talking about? Jiang 2.7kReads9.1Score49414d adds
30. 680 甜 Sweet Orange CC’s Ninth Book 甜橙cc的第9本书 Sweet Orange cc甜橙ccAncient Romance396k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous cultivation comedy + lighthearted daily life + strong female lead + satisfying revenge] Bailing transmigrates to the cultivation world, becoming a worm inside a spirit fruit and then evolving into a fly with immense strength. Faced with her miserable, unlucky fate, she vows to defy destiny. Armed with shameless determination, she kidnaps a strategy System. In just ten minutes, she completes a hundred thousand strategy missions, catapulting the bottom-ranked System to the top of the 252Reads9.1Score—14d adds

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    The first book is super, super funny.

31. 681 破 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透9k WordsCompleted Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club 13Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 682 八 The 1980s: A Cherished Darling Rushing Toward Wealth 八零捷报团宠娇娇向钱冲 Si Jiao Jiao肆饺饺Modern Romance2.5M WordsOngoing [Period setting + building wealth + doted on by everyone + native-born heroine + social butterfly + powerful figures + one-on-one romance] Before she turned fifteen, Shi Xiangxiang was stolen as a newborn. Her adoptive parents were denounced and sent down to the countryside, leaving her, though still so young, to shoulder the burden of feeding the whole family. After she turned fifteen, her adoptive sister, who had been reborn with a golden finger, returned in defeat after struggling her way t 36.9kReads9.4Score2.1k14d adds
33. 683 穿 Transmigrated Into an Adorable Tibetan Fox, I Snatch Every Opportunity From the Female Lead 穿成可爱小藏狐，机缘全靠抢女主 Little Sweet Potato Yang Yang小地瓜杨杨Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Zany comedy + a cast full of attention-seekers + a baby Tibetan fox + all kinds of fluffy creatures + an unconventional power fantasy] Big square face, squinty eyes, and a permanently gloomy, world-weary expression. Hua Miaomiao is unlucky enough to transmigrate into a Tibetan fox with an utterly odd appearance. If fox spirits are supposed to be good at bewitching people, her specialty is provoking them. To top it off, the entire demon realm is the female lead's backyard, thanks to her beast-ta 1.2kReads8.9Score14114d adds
34. 684 万 The Real Daughter Everyone Hates Refuses to Be a Wicked Supporting Character 万人嫌真千金不做恶毒女配 Chao Lianyun巢怜云Modern Romance928k WordsCompleted [Body snatching + ghost baby + true heiress + bizarre world + comedy + unconventional thinking] Jiang Zhu was body-snatched by a task-taker and the System. They told her that the world she lived in was a novel, and that she was the universally hated true heiress of a wealthy family. They had to take over her body to put the novel's world back on track. But she was a ghost baby. An immortal, immensely powerful ghost baby. She should never have been vulnerable to body-snatching, but after being gr 5.4kReads8.5Score64214d adds
35. 685 人 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃，天上神仙都急了！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓9k WordsCompleted People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Even gods can be silly; let's have a good laugh!

36. 686 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.2kReads9.5Score4.5k14d adds

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    Highly rated, hilarious, and absurd; not entirely serious, inhuman, and irreverent. Pick one if you haven't seen it yet.

37. 687 互 The Internet Is My Home. Open Your Mouth and Say Hello to My Mom 互联网是我家，张嘴问候你老妈 Pupu Doesn't Flop噗噗不扑街Modern Romance277k WordsCompleted Original title: When I'm Online, My Home Is the Internet, and I Open My Mouth to Say Hi to Your Mom [Showbiz + absurd humor + unhinged antics + dating reality show + 1v1 romance + nonsensical banter] [Rebellious, uninhibited actress × aloof CEO in public, goofy as a husky in private] “Go, go, go! The internet is my home, and I say hi to your mom whenever I open my mouth.” After breaking free of the plot's control, Chu Nianci completely lets loose. Instead of exhausting herself with internal con 1.1kReads9.2Score13314d adds

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    They're all so good, I haven't been able to watch them all yet, it was so hard to save them all up 😓

38. 688 妖 I’m a Demon Dragon Cultivator, but There’s Something Wrong with the Lotus I Raised! 妖龙修仙，我养的莲花不对劲！ Peach Can't Write桃子不会写Ancient Romance408k WordsCompleted Sweet Romance + Healing + Redemption and Growth + Past and Present Lives + Funny and Lighthearted. The tale of how a defenseless lotus flower escaped a dragon's jaws. The dragon is shameless! It wants the lotus flower's body! It can't help it. She's just too nourishing. To protect its emergency rations... The dragon trains like its life depends on it, pushing itself to the absolute limit! Wait, why is it almost ready to ascend... But the lotus still isn't ripe!? Little Lotus tries to win the d 688Reads9.0Score10214d adds
39. 689 颠 Whoa! After I Knocked Out the Capital’s Crown Prince, He Spoiled Me Rotten 颠！爆头京圈太子爷后，我被爆宠了 Chen Shen Zhiqiu尘神知秋Modern Romance497k WordsCompleted [Super Sweet and Hilarious at First + Amnesia, Then a Wife-Chasing Saga + Secret Identities + Hilarious Shenanigans. No Angst for the Leads, Just Lighthearted Fun] To save someone, Jiang Jingyin smashes a liquor bottle over the head of Huo Siye, the most powerful man in the capital. Rumor has it that this man is terrifying beyond belief! Just as Jiang Jingyin nervously maps out eighteen escape routes, fate seems to open a new door for her: Huo Siye has lost his memory! The first thing the cold-h 17Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I recommend this book.

40. 690 丽 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓7k WordsCompleted Lisi's Smuggling Journey 31Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 691 满 A Max-Level Boss Turns into a Mental Patient and Lets Loose 满级大佬穿成精神病后放飞自我了 Knowing My Heart安知我意Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted (Overpowered protagonist + putting scumbags in their place + sweet romance + comedy) When everyone was acting crazy, Chu Wenye kept calling Sang Jiu “Uncle” every other breath. Sang Jiu also thought Chu Wenye was a good kid, just not quite right in the head. Until one day, Sang Jiu beat several scumbags so badly they were crawling on the ground right in front of Chu Wenye. Sang Jiu lied to him: “I’m actually a hidden master, burdened with the mission of restoring the martial world and passing on 21.5kReads9.2Score2.6k14d adds

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    A brief recommendation

42. 692 皇 The Empress Leaped to Her Death, and the Mad Tyrant Wept Until His Eyes Were Red 皇后纵身一跃，疯批暴君哭红了眼 Huang Dandan黄蛋蛋Ancient Romance635k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance, devoted couple + palace intrigue + regretful pursuit, clear-headed heroine, everyone's unattainable ideal] Meng Tang is a gracious, gentle empress who never competes for favor. Everyone thinks she is a true white lotus standing tall in the harem, and even the tyrant believes it. He takes a new concubine, and she smiles, congratulates him, and arranges for the newcomer to spend the night with him. He sends her restorative medicine, and she obediently takes it, knowing full we 21.5kReads9.3Score2k14d adds
43. 693 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 121.5kReads9.0Score9.8k14d adds
44. 694 为 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓8k WordsCompleted Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 57Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 695 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 47.9kReads9.3Score6.4k14d adds
46. 696 东 A Northeastern Tough Guy Reincarnates as an Alpha 东北爷们儿穿成Alpha Heart-Eye Beam Biu花心光波biuTwo Male Leads242k WordsCompleted An Alpha who spoils his wife with the warmth of frozen pears from Northeast China & a cool, career-focused Omega 1 Xu Tianhe is a tough-as-nails Northeasterner. One morning, he wakes up to discover that he has transmigrated into an ABO world. The good news: he’s an Alpha, and he has a beautiful wife. The bad news: his predecessor was a scumbag who lived off his wife and made her life miserable. Xu Tianhe: (cursing furiously.jpg) 2 After falling in love with Cheng Nian at first sight, Xu T 13.3kReads9.5Score2.8k14d adds

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    (^3^)╱~~ Sweet Crane, don't be so funny, hahaha! Every time I see these words, [laughing] it's like a cassette tape of Northeastern dialect is playing in my head, blaring "Emma!" [Crying with laughter][crying with laughter][crying with laughter]

47. 697 影 The Movie Emperor Read My Mind, and Now He Knows I Ship Couples 影帝读心后我磕CP的事瞒不住了 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [An actor with an unconventional mind vs. a hilarious assistant who does whatever she wants] Sweet romance + comedy + face-slapping + livestream variety show + mind-reading actor [If life isn’t sweet enough, read a silly little romance!] Before transmigrating into a book, Lu Zhiyu was a universally loathed, flop novelist. In the later stages of writing her novel, she let herself go and became obsessed with shipping the male lead and second male lead. She forcibly broke up the heroine and male 834Reads9.3Score12614d adds

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    The first one was pretty good, everyone's a buddy cop, but the ending was a bit unexpected. The second one was at the beginning of the serialization, and the female lead's inner thoughts were really funny. It's the one I'm currently reading, and I think both are quite good.

48. 698 全 The Whole World Thinks There’s Something Going On Between Us 全世界都觉得我俩有一腿 I'm Excellent我是优秀Modern Romance243k WordsCompleted [Unhinged humor + ridiculous antics + devoted couples] Xin Li transmigrates into the sweet, naive heroine of the novel My Wife Is a Little Sweet, Young Master Qi Loves Her Madly. As the heroine, she has an exceptionally pure and innocent appearance, along with a “Conan” physique that makes trouble break out wherever she goes. The System tells her, “You're definitely going to end up with the male lead, so our mission this time is to, ” “Reform the male lead! Make him less domineering, stop him fr 895Reads8.9Score10414d adds
49. 699 流 Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓Female-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime 34Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 700 团 The Beloved Little Darling of a Farming Family 团宠农家小奶包 Jiang Yuanyuan姜圆圆Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Everyone in Xixiang Village knows that the Zhao family recently found a little girl. She’s three years old, chubby and fair-skinned. Everyone says a girl is a burden, but the Zhao family treasures the little one. Later, Zhao Heng, who had been blind, regained his sight. Zhao Xuan, who had been poisoned, was cured. And the Zhao family, nearly ruined by the cost of medical treatment, became a wealthy household. Some people grew envious and snuck over to the Zhao home at midnight to eavesdrop, hopi 8.8kReads9.3Score81514d adds

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    ๑>ᴗO๑ Super good, a high-quality novel you can stay up all night reading. I was drawn in by the title, and I thought I had a pretty high threshold for humor, but after reading this book, I realized how low my threshold for humor really is! I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I got scolded by my mom [facepalm][laughing]

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