
The Internet Is My Home. Open Your Mouth and Say Hello to My Mom
互联网是我家,张嘴问候你老妈
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 277k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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Other names
- People Are Iron, Madness Is Steel. If I Don't Go Crazy for a Day, I'll Burst人是铁疯是钢,一天不发憋得慌Alternate title on Fanqie
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See allI Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please
Looking for Hilarious Books, Preferably the Funniest Ever
Female Leads Who Are Shameless and Wicked to the Core, Like Lin Du, Sister Ye, and Ye Langlang
Also, something funny. The main thing is that it's fantasy, with shameless, cheeky characters.
Looking for Unhinged Stories Like Old Xie and Old Shen
Looking for books like Mad, All Mad, Mad Is Good (Deliberately Chasing the Wind).
Has Anyone Read a Novel That Made Them Laugh Until They Cramped Up?
I’m in the mood for something light, goofy, and sweet. Any recommendations, everyone?~
My Sense of Humor Is Hard to Crack. Recommend Hilarious Books That Aren't Stupid
Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pound the Wall
Hilarious, ridiculous comedy that you just can't put down.
Looking for Completed Comedy Novels So Hilarious You’ll Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts and Pound the Bed
Hilarious but logically sound, with no melodramatic plot twists. Snappy and absurdly funny, with smart male and female leads. Must be complete!!!
Books That Teach You Real Skills
Looking for Hilarious Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Yourself to Death
Extremely, ridiculously funny. Total silliness, and the protagonist isn’t a self-sacrificing saint.
Looking for the Ten Most Unhinged Tomato Novels
Looking for books like The Pure-Hearted Cockroach Is Hot! I want to write an unhinged story and need inspiration. The crazier and more deranged, the better.
Funny! Funny! I Want Something Funny! If You Don’t Laugh Easily, Stay Away!
Looking for Something Hilarious, the Kind That'll Make You Laugh Yourself to Death at Midnight
I want something ridiculously, ridiculously, ridiculously funny, the kind that makes you laugh yourself to death in the middle of the night. Anything humorous will do. I'm out of books to read.
Looking for Books That'll Have You Laughing Hysterically Every Chapter
Any Stories with Male and Female Leads as Unhinged as Shen Yueqing and Xie Mi?
I’m looking for books like Crazy, All Crazy, That’s the Best Kind. I want a heroine who seems completely unhinged but is actually smart, and can’t be brainwashed. A crazy genius with lots of great lines 🙃🙃😅
Books So Funny the Neighbor's Dog Would Bark at You for Making Noise in the Middle of the Night
Any Completely Unhinged Stories, the Kind That Make You Question the Author's Mental State?
Ridiculously Funny Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Can’t Breathe ↖(^Ω^)↗
Hilarious, So Funny You'll Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts, Complete
Looking for books similar to "Reborn as a Fierce Wife". Palace and household intrigue. Yu Xiaoxiao comes from the apocalypse, saves her fiancé, gets the Consort struck by lightning, and threatens the Emperor with violence.
Finished Showbiz Novels, Preferably with Variety Shows
Sweet romance!!! Super sweet, the sweeter the better!! Ideally, both leads are badass.
Fake and Real Daughters
Stories about the real and fake heiresses (they were simply switched at birth, not adopted or brought into the family through any other legitimate means, and of course one family is poor while the other is rich). As long as the real heiress isn't too awful, I'll support her unconditionally.
Unhinged Protagonists, Sharp-Tongued Comebacks, and Satisfying Stories Where They Fight Back. No Lovestruck Heroines
I'm in a great headspace and just want satisfying stories where the heroine claps back and goes wild. I don't want her to stare blankly or get flustered every time she sees a man, as if she's never seen one before.
Please Recommend Celebrity Dating Reality Shows! A Funny Female Lead Whose Variety Show Is So Hilarious You Hit the Bed Laughing
Besties, I'm out of books to read 😭😭👊 Please recommend something 🥺🥺 (The heroine has to be funny 😻😻 Thanks! (⑉°з°)-♡)
Hilarious Showbiz Stories That'll Have You Laughing and Pounding the Bed at Midnight
These are the entertainment-industry novels I've been following lately. Every single one is hilarious and ridiculous. I was laughing so hard I nearly died in the middle of the night. I highly recommend the first one; it's amazing.
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Ahhhhhh, I absolutely love the author! 😘 The whole book is hilarious, the characters are all so well-developed, and the writing is superb. I highly recommend it to all my sisters! Please update soon, please! 😳
This is so beautiful, it's unbelievable!!! [Learned it][Learned it][Learned it] His words and actions are my eternal gods! It's truly rare to see a domineering CEO who acts aloof and arrogant, yet still enjoys exciting and novel things. He's a breath of fresh air in the world of domineering CEOs, and he perfectly portrays the realities of a young man in his twenties.
I finished it in two days! This is the fastest I've ever read a book! Kudos to the author! The first few chapters were a bit immature, and a few jokes (like the sixth brother) were used repeatedly in a short period, which was a little awkward. I didn't have high expectations at first, but the author got into the swing of things very quickly!
It's a really good read! I've been really into reading crazy literature lately. If there are any extra chapters, please write more about Qingchu and Cici's married life. Also, could you add some extra chapters for Yan Yan and Jiang Yichen? The only downside is that some plot holes haven't been filled. Keep up the good work, author! ^0^
The story is great, the female lead is hilarious, and the author is incredibly kind. My daily question is, could you please release a little extra chapter? I'm not greedy, ten chapters would be enough. (Slides to the author's knees, frantically kowtowing)
It's alright, a sweet romance novel with no major angst. The male lead is quite down-to-earth and relatable to real-life men, which is a highlight. However, the female lead's initial impression doesn't quite match her later character development; the characters all feel somewhat hollow and soulless. It also touches on metaphysics and fortune-telling later on. Overall, it's decent, and might be a good choice for those who aren't too particular about academics.
It's seriously amazing! Sister Ci and Sister Yan are so sweet! The whole story is hilarious; after reading it, I'll become a sarcastic person! 😳😳😳 But the extra chapters are still a bit angsty (though fake). My little pearls still involuntarily fell down. 😢😢😢
Maybe I've read too many crazy books, because this kind of madness wasn't very common. The jokes weren't frequent either. But it was still very good. Doubao is really cute. I hope the author continues to do well. Keep it up, author! I'm very happy to have read this book, and I hope the author can maintain a humble attitude and continue to write even better books. 💕
I personally thought it was pretty good. I noticed a few minor flaws along the way, but overall it was great 💕 I watched it all in one go without feeling tired. The female lead has a nice personality, but I kept waiting for her biological parents to reunite with her, and it never happened 😂 I always thought that part would happen.
The whole story is great, I love Doubao so much, the mutual redemption between Doubao and the female lead is so touching 🥺 Their story continues, sob sob sob, it's such a shame I can't participate! (Bursting into tears) (screaming loudly) The story is so sweet, and the interactions between the male and female leads are so adorable! Orange and Little Chili are also so cute together!