You Got the Wrong Person! I Don't Sell Drugs, I Sell Rock Candy

Name: You Got the Wrong Person! I Don't Sell Drugs, I Sell Rock Candy
Author: Li Ju Loves Potatoes An

抓错人了，我没贩毒我卖的是冰糖

by Li Ju Loves Potatoes An (李巨爱吃土豆安)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

“You can call Uncle Dong. Uncle Dong is happy about that, but he doesn’t like the way you just spoke to him.”

Li Yaodong transmigrated to a parallel world and became a contestant on the show Career Challenge. On the show, he had to keep adding drama to his role to stand out. But the first job he drew was a villager, a role that didn’t leave much room for theatrics.

Then, just as he was wondering what to do, a notification sounded: [Ding! Occupation detected: Villager. Drama-Adding System activated! Congratulations, Host, you are now the real Uncle Dong of Tazhai]

We don’t do illegal things.

So he led the villagers of Sugar-Making Village in selling rock sugar by the gram to drug addicts across the country, making Uncle Dong’s name famous in those circles.

One day, a drug addict called to challenge him, doubting whether the rock sugar he’d sold was real. Li Yaodong replied as follows.

Then the cops got involved and made an arrest. But after the arrest and interrogation, the truth came out, and the whole country was in an uproar: “We told you to add drama, not add prison time!”

Next, he continued his challenges: challenge an intern police officer and become a real cop, challenge a robber and become a real robber, challenge a butcher and become… a real killer who strikes on rainy nights????

Until he got [Fishmonger]…

[Ding! Occupation detected: Fishmonger! Drama-Adding System activated!! Congratulations, Host, you are now the strongest fishmonger in history (On the surface, you’re a fishmonger, but in Dongshan, anything the Li family sets its sights on will eventually belong to the Li family. Even if a coin falls from the sky, it must bear the Li name!)]

Other names

Playing Dong Shu from Tazhai, Until Fiction Becomes Reality扮演塔寨东叔，戏假成真了Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

454Chapters

6.3kReads · 30 days

2.6MReads · all time

545Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.4Score

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It's really good, but it's too short; I finished it in no time. I'll suggest a number: 10 chapters a day; who agrees? Who disagrees?
335 likes2y ago
The previous section mentioned earning so much money but still being restricted by directors; let's see how that's resolved later, including issues like reputation, social connections, and networks. Collective brainwashing lowers IQ
164 likes2y ago
Sure! It's really good, I hope the later episodes don't fall apart 😜😜
92 likes2y ago
The plot is good, and the main character's personality is also good. If it continues to be free of female leads and romantic entanglements, it will definitely be a hit. Other suggestions are to avoid focusing solely on that genius girl when writing female characters; after all, she's somewhat toxic. If I hadn't overlooked her appearance in the content, I probably would have quit immediately.
49 likes2y ago
As long as we don't give up, there will always be more challenges than difficulties. During his summer vacation in January and February 1950, Guevara traveled through 12 provinces in northern Argentina, covering a distance of approximately 4,000 kilometers. I don't wish for anything else, I just hope the author's final chapter count exceeds the total distance Che Guevara traveled as a child.
43 likes2y ago
My assessment is that you should try to avoid reading the comments, as they can be quite aggressive. You can skip parts you don't like, but overall the content is quite engaging. There are a few slightly awkward moments, but I think they're minor.
43 likes2y ago
It's well-written, but I'm giving it 4 stars because I suspect the author might lose control. The involvement of a provincial-level official was already extremely dangerous; right now, they're barely managing to prevent the protagonist from being tortured into a confession. But what if their rank rises later? This is different from a nominal anti-corruption campaign.
36 likes2y ago
Firstly, the plot is excellent, and secondly, the subject matter is very novel. His handling of the plot, especially the twists and turns, is also commendable. While humorous, it also creates anticipation in the reader, making it a very good novel. However, it does have its flaws. His descriptions of characters' inner monologues are not quite as skillful.
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Wow, so fast! Writing this is so satisfying! I hope there are some big scenes to come.
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It really has that flavor, it's quite good, but who knows what will happen later? With such a huge amount of potential, if it turns out to be a blunder, then it's all over 🤔
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