Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 701 主 The Streamer Goes Wild, the Big Spender Has Her Back, and the PK Battle Gets Hectic 主播发癫，大哥兜底，PK杀疯了 Magical Huohuo神奇火火Modern Romance619k WordsCompleted [1V9 + extra chapters later that are absolutely delicious! High-octane, satisfying action + thrilling! Totally unhinged! + everyone's favorite + face-slapping + secret identity + tons of rich benefactors + sweet, satisfying pampering in every way] In this life, Song Jingwu plans to try being a female livestreamer for fun. She never expected that her casual streams would attract countless wealthy men and women. Then, on the day of the championship, award-winning actors and actresses from the ente 28.8kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves
2. 702 末 In an Apocalypse Prison, I Train Goddesses Into Warriors 末世监狱，将女神驯服成战士 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse541k WordsCompleted My name is Zhao Linyu. Before the apocalypse, I was a low-ranking prison guard. After it began, I awakened a System, and now I manage a base with more than 3,000 people. My daily routine: an AI nags me into going to all sorts of places to rescue beautiful women: universities, hospitals, film studios, research institutes. It's like collecting stamps. My problem: the women always want to rebel when they first arrive. The professors talk to me about human rights, the celebrities talk to me about th 2.7kReads—Score207Shelves
3. 703 全 Global Survival: I Have a Pocket Dimension and a Legion of Beauties 全民求生，我有空间和美女军团 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse426k WordsCompleted Everyone-for-themselves survival + lots of beauties + darkness + tribes + ruthless action + scheming + satisfying wish fulfillment + lighthearted comedy. On the day Zhao Chen inherits a fortune worth tens of billions, a voice appears in his mind: [Civilization’s Flame System bound. The whole world will transmigrate to another world in one month. Prepare yourself.] He glances at his bank balance, then at the System prompt, and calmly concludes: Isn’t this just being the client in a different plac 1.1kReads—Score115Shelves
4. 704 回 Rejuvenation System: The Old Gatekeeper Meets a Goddess 回春系统，门卫大爷遇见女神 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban361k WordsCompleted When 70-year-old psychology professor Li Tianyang was bound to a “System,” all he wanted was a quiet life as a security guard. But S-rank goddesses kept coming his way. An investment bank CEO was being harassed by a rich playboy? A single round of tai chi sent the guy to his knees, begging for mercy. A legal queen was framed by her ex-husband? Microexpression analysis made the mole crack on the spot. Every time he met a goddess, he grew five years younger and gained a superpower: hawk-eyed vis 149Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 705 沙 After the Wacky Old Ancestor Emerged from Seclusion, She Discovered She Was Invincible 沙雕老祖出关后，发现自己无敌了 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 3.8kReads8.9Score427Shelves

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   Completed!!! All family drama, no romance. The female lead is invincible from the start, and she and her six children are all hilarious goofballs. I've never seen such an unconventional female lead. The sect's disciples are also super cute. The writing style is humorous and not a cheesy story. A truly ensemble piece you won't regret reading! [Thinking][Smirking][Evil grin]

6. 706 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 101kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves

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   I burst out laughing when I saw this. "Then, let's work hard to earn money and buy a fan! I've used one at Aunt Zhou's supermarket, it was so comfortable!" Shen Muxuan said proudly. Hearing this, An Yi laughed dismissively: "What's so great about a fan? Girl, do you even know what an air conditioner is? I, An Yi, have used one at Shengda Supermarket!!"

7. 707 秦 Secrets of the Qinling Mountains 秦岭秘事 Li Boyu Ni黎泊禹霓Urban925k WordsCompleted A wild imagination, an infinite-flow adventure, people with special abilities, and thrilling journeys. All things return to their origin. My father found me deep in the Qinling Mountains and raised me. When I was twelve, I discovered I had an innate supernatural ability. In my senior year of high school, I fell gravely ill after encountering ghostly flames. To cure me, my father sent me deep into the Qinling Mountains to study under a Daoist cultivator. That was when my transmigration journey be 59.9kReads8.4Score4.3kShelves
8. 708 快 Quick Transmigration: Help! My Master Has Completely Let Loose! 快穿：救命！主人彻底放飞了！ Sanshi Is Running三石在奔跑Modern Romance529k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Face-Slapping + Feel-Good Fiction + No CP] This is my first time writing, so please go easy on me! As the only god who still possesses divine power, Banruo travels with her companion spirit, Sanshi, through one small world after another. She saves her clones from their fates, fulfills their wishes, prevents small worlds from collapsing, or helps them evolve. First world: An unlucky educated youth in a period novel Second world: The cannon-fodder original wife in Republica 762Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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   No romantic pairing, but plenty of laughs, let's go!

9. 709 天EN The Heavenly Eye Feng Shui Master 天眼风水师 Light of the Dao道之光Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [A feng shui novel] [Featuring feng shui, Daoist medicine, psychology, and economics; read faces and phone numbers] [Practical insights] [Explaining the esoteric with science] My master hastily taught me the art of divination and passed down a few books. Before I even had the chance to formally begin my training in the mountains, he sent me down into the world to help people... Where can I even go to complain about that? Amid the mortal world, I help others and cultivate myself. 703.3kReads9.6Score149.7kShelves
10. 710 年 1960: Taking Life Easy 年代1960：生活过的悠哉悠哉 Tang Paopao唐跑跑Urban657k WordsCompleted A heatstroke while planting rice, then a sudden transmigration. With a space in tow, how can you get by in these difficult times? Find a job and marry a wife. Grow crops, raise fish, go hunting: life is a joy. [Everything in this book is fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.] 5.5kReads8.3Score300Shelves

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    ① Family, this time-travel novel is absolutely amazing! The protagonist suffers heatstroke while planting rice and is transported to another world, thankfully with a spatial ability. In those difficult times, he finds a job, gets married, and lives a carefree life of farming, fish farming, and hunting—just thinking about it makes me smug. Watch how he uses his spatial ability to create his own little world in this new realm. The plot is lighthearted and stress-relieving, so start reading now!

11. 711 穿 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者，嫌疑人都爱上我 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 10kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves

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    🔥🔥These two books are hilarious!🔥 Who can resist laughing? I couldn't help but let out a series of "goose goose goose goose" laughs!📖① Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a script, and is a washed-up female celebrity who's universally hated online. She accidentally becomes too clever for her own good, successfully redeeming herself and becoming a top-tier actress!🆙 I was left wanting more after finishing the book. The female lead is a true acting talent and a pure comedic genius. ② Because she was betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she was immediately attacked by extreme CP fans and ended up in the hospital. Afterwards, she single-handedly turned a romance novel into a mad romance novel.

12. 712 成 The Beloved of a Powerful, Possessive Alpha 成为病娇强A的心尖宠 Bai Yisi Kui白漪思葵Two Male Leads1.4M WordsOngoing [Two male leads + no female lead + sweet and angsty + both pure + healing] On a mountain called Shao Shan, near an animal park not far from Shuangcheng University, there was said to be a monster that ate people. That day, Liu Zhiyan saw a news report: Huo Xuyou, two years older than him, a senior and the famous campus heartthrob, had been killed on Shao Shan. But that very afternoon, he saw Huo Xuyou with his own eyes. He was standing right in front of him, alive and well... ﹉ I crossed mountain 29Reads8.3Score—Shelves
13. 713 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery594k WordsCompleted Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    The first two books are simply divine, so entertaining. (Liu Family Tradition)

14. 714 我 My Family’s Restaurant Connects to Liangshan: A Bumper Harvest for Great Song 我家餐馆通梁山，五谷丰登图大宋 Mr. Stove灶台先生Historical205k WordsCompleted [Farming-style growth + swallowing the world] The kitchen of my family’s snack shop turned out to connect to the Dragon King Temple at Liangshan in the Great Song era. When I arrived at Liangshan, I was mistaken for the Dragon King. I built up Liangshan, developing its steam industry and modern agriculture. Faced with pressure from all sides, I brought industrial goods from the modern world and manufactured gunpowder and cannons at Liangshan, defeating my rivals one by one. I fought Song Jiang, 7Reads8.4Score—Shelves
15. 715 国 National Fate: My Luck Is So Bad I Put Every Point Into Durability 国运：因为运气太差就全点耐活了 Irascible Reverse Butterfly暴躁之逆蝶Urban714k WordsCompleted Tang Fei had been human for twenty years, living on Blue Star like a walking guide to surviving the apocalypse. He went to school, and the school shut down. He got a job, then got hit by a car on his way out. He was hospitalized, and the troublemaking patient next door kicked his oxygen tube loose. Being human, I'm fucking sorry for it! That was, until the National Destiny Forbidden Zone opened... He was selected and thrown into the National Destiny Forbidden Zone! The Dragon Nation audience exc 3.5kReads7.5Score308Shelves
16. 716 战 War Rages! I Use a Dry Well to Shelter the Ascetic General 战乱！我用枯井娇养了禁欲大将军 Achoochoo啊啾啾Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted Luo Wenchai has been having strange dreams lately. In them, there is a country called Fenghua. But plague has spread across the land. Medical care and medicine are scarce, misery is everywhere, and the people are suffering. When a young general reports the crisis to the imperial court, the response he receives is to burn all the sick alive! The general ages years overnight. Is this a dream? Luo Wenchai isn't sure. Then a well appears, linking her fate with the general's. She sends medicine and m 6Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 717 我 I’m an Idiot, So Who Let Me Cultivate Immortality? 我弱智，谁让我修仙的？ Ancient Forest Wood古森林木Urban559k WordsCompleted [Dimwit (crossed out) genius + comedy + cultivation] Also known as: I'm a Dimwit, So Who Let Me Cultivate Immortality? Hao Cong transmigrates into a version of Earth where people can cultivate immortality. This Earth is a little bigger and a little unfamiliar, but at least he can still get online. He loves surfing the internet. There's just one problem: He's a dimwit. He spent twelve whole years in elementary school and still didn't graduate. Why is the protagonist declared innocent after killin 21Reads6.1Score—Shelves
18. 718 呀 Quick Transmigration: Wow! Binding to the Dragon God Brings Many Children and Much Fortune 【快穿】呀！绑定龙神多子又多福 Jiu Yue A Sheng玖月阿笙Modern Romance350k WordsCompleted Zhu Que had always been a girl whose life went smoothly. Apart from losing her parents, she was pretty, wealthy, and well-educated, with money, a house, and savings. Perhaps even Heaven couldn't stand how well things were going for her, so it sent a scumbag to stab her in the back and add a little misery to her life. But so what? She didn't care one bit. She cleaned out the trash and walked away. But really, did Heaven have it in for her? She had finally wanted to do something kind, like vo 1Reads6.9Score—Shelves
19. 719 穿EN After Becoming the Villainess, I Clear My Name Every Day 穿成恶女后每天都在洗白 Gathering Vetch, Gathering Vetch采薇采薇Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Kids + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]: Transmigrating into a lovesick woman, Tang Zhuyun wakes up in the middle of a scene where she’s climbing into a man’s bed. She turns around and runs. Forget this bed, she’s not getting in! Who needs a man when her father is the top scholar, her brother is the top scholar, and even her son will be the top scholar? They’ll protect her, so she can do whatever she wants! As a master physician, she’ll focus on her career, save lives, and k 33.9kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves

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20. 720 失 Amnesia and a Curse: The Royal Grandson with Heavenly Talent Is Abandoned in the Countryside 失忆兼诅咒：天甲资质皇孙落乡野 Silent Breeze清风莫语Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Fantasy cultivation + invincible among peers] Lu Lingfan's grandfather, Lu Zhaoli, was a legendary figure who had held a place among the top three on the Martial Might List for sixty years. Lu Zhaoli left behind three supreme cultivation arts capable of making anyone invincible in the world, along with ten medicinal treatments that could keep one's bones, flesh, and skin from rotting or decaying. Then one day, demons invaded. The nation fell, his family perished, and Lu Zhaoli died on the battl 2Reads7.0Score—Shelves
21. 721 穿 I Became a Pregnant Woman, and My Baby Is a Max-Level Genius 穿成大肚婆后，我崽竟是满级大佬 Crystal Breeze风来水晶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + finding the children's father while raising them + silly and illogical fun + face-slapping + pocket-dimension laboratory + 1v1, both leads are each other's first + adorable kids] Ten years ago, the Sun family of Chang'an Marquis's household was exiled to the northern frontier. Now a new emperor had taken the throne and declared a general amnesty, allowing the Sun family to return to the capital. On the journey home, biologist and hopeless homemaker Shen Fei's laboratory 35.3kReads9.4Score4.4kShelves
22. 722 梦 Dreaming of the Xia Dynasty 梦归夏朝 Reborn Across Five Millennia魂穿五千年Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing Why does it have to belong to any one category? I am the “Book Between Worlds,” transmigrating across five thousand years! [Xuanhuan] [Honghuang] [Sci-fi] [History] [Alternate Universe] [Soul Transmigration] [War] [Court Politics] [Business Battles] What Kuafu caught and punched straight through was not the sun. Drink this medicinal soup! It's the antidote to Meng Po's Soup! Enough is enough! This is intolerable! That foreigner is clearly insulting the Huaxia people in public! A man would rather 1.1kReads9.5Score107Shelves
23. 723 穿 After Reincarnating as a Wretched Old Woman, I Just Want to Live a Laid-Back Life 穿成极品老妇之后只想当咸鱼 Every Inch Is Gold寸寸金Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted The old woman was a real piece of work. She drove her eldest daughter-in-law to her death, then doted on her second son, who passed the highest imperial exam and married the daughter of the prime minister. She even encouraged him to favor his concubine and neglect his wife. In the end, the prime minister had the whole family killed. The old woman suddenly came back reborn, only to be scared to death by what she had experienced in her previous life. Manxing, a promising 25-year-old woman, transmi 31.1kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves
24. 724 男 My Best Friend’s Uncle Is a Pretentious Gentleman 男闺蜜小叔是个假正经 Little Peach Fairy蜜桃小夭Modern Romance203k WordsCompleted A cool, aloof beauty from the Central Plains × a ponytailed, Mary Sue-esque tycoon from Beijing’s business world [Marriage first, love later + age gap + devoted husband vibes + gentle to only one person + mutual devotion] She has mild psychological trauma. Ling Xiao is the man destined to heal her. Her grandfather summoned You Ya home and announced something she could hardly believe: she was to return to a normal life. She was engaged, and the groom’s family would soon come to propose… You Ya wa 74Reads8.0Score—Shelves
25. 725 她 She Just Wants to Lie Low, but They Keep Forcing Her to Rebel 她想咸鱼躺，非逼她造反 Warfires Stain All烽火尽染Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Screen adaptation rights sold] Lu Songli transmigrated into a book and became the cannon-fodder first wife of Xie Zhan, the male lead of The Powerful Minister's Beautiful Young Second Wife. In the book, her friend Zhao Yutan, who returned in glory from a place of exile, would steal her husband. The two of them carried on behind her back while she was gravely ill, and their affair literally angered her to death. Lu Songli was about to roll up her sleeves and tear into the cheating scumbag and 108.1kReads9.5Score12.4kShelves
26. 726 月 A Book by Moonlight Oatmeal 月亮麦片的一本书 Moonlight Cereal月亮麦片Ancient Romance408k WordsCompleted Yun Xueli had just married, but before they could consummate the marriage, her husband left for the battlefield. The Duke of Jingguo's family had five generals. Four died in battle, leaving only her younger brother-in-law, Li Jingzhi, alive. An insider's plot and his political rivals' schemes led to Li Jingzhi being drugged. He returned and barged into the bridal chamber! Inside, they were caught up in a passionate embrace. When he came to his senses, he knelt before her with a short blade in hi 34Reads5.8Score—Shelves
27. 727 王 Don't Mess with the Princess Consort: She's Only Missing Virtue from the Five Elements! 王妃不能惹，她五行只缺德！ Jian Yu简钰Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Faithful Couple + Flirting Up a Storm + Goofball Comedy + Sweet and Satisfying Romance] Mu Yunshu transmigrates straight into a nightmare on her wedding night: she's caught in bed with another man, and her groom is the ruthless, unhinged Prince Rong Jiusi, a war god! Help! With his knife pressed to her throat, she begs for her life: “Your Highness, I’m an excellent doctor, beautiful, gentle, considerate, and understanding! Sparing my life is all gain and no loss!” He asks, “You’re gentle and co 61.9kReads9.3Score7.5kShelves
28. 728 天 Natural Disasters: I Was Adopted by Little Animals 天灾：我被小动物收养 Moonlight Not Yet Sunk月未沉光Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsOngoing An apocalypse novel. Order in Huaguo has largely held together, and the government is still around, working with the protagonist to save the world. The authorities focus on infrastructure, while the heroine makes things happen. In the early and middle stages, she vastly outclasses everyone else in combat strength. Even in the final battle, she stands at the very peak of the top tier. There are five people reborn with Systems, but they come from different countries and won’t cross paths early on. 9Reads8.7Score—Shelves
29. 729 智 The Wise Don't Fall in Love, They Only Serve Their Country 智者不入爱河，只爱报效祖国 Exquisite Delicacies珍馐美馔Modern Romance628k WordsOngoing [No romance + strong heroine + lighthearted wish fulfillment + wild imagination + maxed-out combat skills] The founding emperor died halfway through his great endeavor, and Yun Xiao was transmigrating halfway through hers... Yun Xiao: Thanks for asking. I wasn’t on a plane. I’m in another world, and I’m freaking out. After years of struggling in the workplace, Yun Xiao had finally gone from employee to boss. She opened a huge warehouse supermarket and was ready to lie flat and enjoy life. But ju 175Reads9.5Score—Shelves

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    No romantic pairings or ambiguous relationships; I watched it all with a smile.

30. 730 奇 Beyond the Extraordinary 奇人之上 Liu Bai流百Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy] [Comeback] [Carefully laid groundwork] [Schemes within schemes] [Mystery] [Growing protagonist] [Ensemble cast] [High martial arts] [Transmigration] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] [Devouring and sacrifice] [Alternate world] [Technology] [No limits] [Everyone is unhinged] [Heartbreak after heartbreak] What exactly is up there? Lu Lin was blind for half his life, then got lucky and regained his sight. The world lit up, and he was left numb. From then on, ghosts and spirits o 1.7kReads9.3Score149Shelves
31. 731 癫 Crazy! The Craziest of Them All! Who Isn't Crazy in a CEO Romance? 癫！癫中癫！霸总文里哪有不癫的 Five Blessings Rabbit五福兔Two Male Leads508k WordsCompleted Also known as: Mad! Madder than Mad! How Can a CEO Romance Not Be Completely Unhinged? [Two male leads + gossip-watching + office worker + other people’s inner monologues floating above their heads] Lin Heng transmigrates into a book, and there are two pieces of news. The good news is that he has a secure job working for a domineering CEO, inheriting his father’s position. It’s been passed down for three generations, and even when you leave, the job remains. He can also see other people’s inner 5.9kReads9.2Score793Shelves

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    ① Chen Yang, after time-traveling, encounters unspoken rules and thinks he can reach the pinnacle of life, only to see a rich, bullfrog-like woman. **Chen Yang**: "Mencius said: Wealth and honor cannot be bought with silver!" (With a firm resolve, he runs away) 🔥 **Faced with a barrage of negative comments online, he chooses to indiscriminately lash out:** "Laugh at me for being crazy? I wish you diarrhea!" ✓ He then sets the setting to "Only fans can criticize" ✓ He gains a million haters, who are also fans. 💥 **A real-life record of a reality show's chaotic romance:** **Staff:** "Why did you participate in the show?" **Chen Yang**: "300,000 per episode, wouldn't you do it?" **Staff:** "What's your personality like?" **Chen Yang**: "Introverted, I don't dare to kiss beautiful women directly." **Staff:** "Good morning~" **Chen Yang**: "Who says good morning at 5 am? Did the King of Hell just get off work?!" 🌟 **Reading Highlights** 🌟 ✅ Crazy literature becomes reality ✅ Using immorality to defeat magic ✅ Entertainment Industry Anti-PUA Ceiling ②✨**While others transmigrate into books to fall in love, I transmigrate to inherit my family's iron rice bowl!**✨ Lin Heng transmigrates into a book and happily obtains a "butler family" position—✔️Inheriting his father's business as an assistant to a domineering CEO✔️One job passed down for three generations, the job remains even after the person leaves✔️Bonus superpower: Seeing **embarrassing narration** above everyone's heads! **Workplace daily life be like:** 🔥Dealing with the white moonlight who spent 7 million of the underage domineering CEO's money in two months: "Here's 5 million to leave him!" ☕️After being splashed with coffee by the white moonlight, he calls the police: "Damaged haute couture suit, I suggest you use a sewing machine to pay back the debt!" Silly bodyguard: No compensation, no payback💼Disciplining the silly bodyguard: "Payback? Do you think you're playing a domineering CEO novel?!" ③ Shu Yan is bound to the female supporting character's revenge system, holding a **text modification golden finger**—**Just change a few words, and the plot directly collapses into a hilarious comedy!** **🔥**Domestic Strife Novel:** The Prince Wants to Force-feed the Princess with Excrement? **Before Revision:** "The Prince Picked Up a Bowl of Excrement and Forced it on the Princess" **After Revision:** "The Prince Picked Up a Bowl of Excrement and Forced It on Himself" **Result:** The Prince chugs it down in a frenzy, **Servants:** Who said the Prince doesn't love the Princess? He can't even bear to waste excrement! **Princess:** "I'd rather have nothing than this kind of love!" 🔥**CEO Novel:** The Scumbag CEO Kills His Wife to Prove His Dao? **Before Revision:** "The CEO Grabs the Heiress to Explain" **After Revision:** "The CEO Grabs the Chandelier to Explain" **Result:** The CEO Transforms into Tarzan, Swinging on a Chandelier! **Heiress:** "Get Back! Get Back!" ④✨**Others cultivate immortality through arduous practice, I use gossip as a perpetual motion machine for merit! **✨ Xie Nanxi, a notorious "wicked true lord" in the cultivation world, wakes up to find herself transmigrated into the body of the real daughter of a future descendant who was switched at birth— **Good news**: She comes with the universe's strongest gossip system; every bite of gossip she eats earns her a bit of merit! **Bad News:** You need to accumulate a million merit points to return to the Immortal Realm... **Xie Nanxi:** "Help me up! I can enjoy this gossip for another five hundred years!" 🍉**Daily Gossip Time**🍉 ✔️Watching the village chief's black dog cheat: "Tsk tsk, the dog world is pretty fancy too?" ✔️Exposing the online dating scams of high-IQ romantics: "Transferring a million every week, are you raising an electronic pet? Being cuckolded is your deserved blessing." **Saved Souls:** "Although she's immoral, she's really good at getting along with people!" **Immortal Realm Colleagues:** "She's earned so much merit, I'm almost out of merit from anger!" 🔥**Secret to Increasing Merit Points**🔥 ✅ Be immoral when gossiping, and you'll naturally gain merit! ✅ There's no gossip I can't get my hands on in the Three Realms! 😜

32. 732 全 Global Awakening: The Gate of Mystic Heaven 全民觉醒：玄天之门 No Sky Full of Rosy Clouds in Sight不见满霞天Urban440k WordsOngoing [Spiritual Qi Revival] [Urban Supernatural Powers] [No System] [One Female Lead] When China's first satellite reached orbit, humanity got its first glimpse of the world in its entirety. The mysterious creatures faintly visible among the clouds; the unknown islands constantly shifting across the sea; the strange mountain ranges whose full extent could not be discerned... All these phenomena beyond the bounds of reason made people realize that perhaps they still did not understand this world. Coul 3Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 733 鬼 Demon Slayer: The Happy Life of a Worker for the Twelve Kizuki 鬼灭：给十二鬼月打工的幸福生活 Brewing Tea in Bitter Snow苦雪烹茶Anime Fanfiction251k WordsCompleted The underworld has been short-staffed for ten thousand years, so the King of Hell wants to recruit workers from another world. Overnight, the Twelve Kizuki go from demons to clients. Rui: I want you to be my family. Enmu: Let me see your dreams~ Daki: Huh? Isn't serving me exactly what you're supposed to do? Gyutaro: You heard my sister. Do what she says. Gyokko: I want the pots I make to be perfectly symmetrical forever! The underworld's branch office in another world is swamped every day. 76Reads8.8Score—Shelves
34. 734 嫡 Reborn as the Legitimate Daughter: I Sent All My Enemies Away 嫡女重生：我把仇家都送走了 Looking Forward to Number 200期待200号Ancient Romance262k WordsCompleted Murong Xue’er was the legitimate daughter of a noble family, yet the man she loved brought her to a tragic end. When she came back reborn, she swore to take her revenge! Her husband from her previous life wants to ruin her reputation so he can marry her? Murong Xue’er sent him flying! She spared none of her former enemies! After getting her revenge, she thought she would never marry in this life, but then true love came her way. In this life, she is destined to come out on top. —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 735 绾 I'm Wanwan, Not Wanwan: We're All Reborn, So Why Should I Keep Indulging You? 绾绾不是晚晚：都重生了谁还惯你 Zi Wei He子薇河Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Soul Swap] [Face-Slapping] [Spatial Spirit Spring] [Ensemble Cast] [Fantasy] On her wedding day, Shen Wanwan is brutally murdered, pierced through the heart by a blade. Her soul follows her body downstream along the river. Meanwhile, Pei Wanning, trying to escape a ghost marriage to the Prince of Qin, jumps into the river to fake her death, only to actually drown. A thousand miles away, their souls meet on a riverbank. Shen Wanwan is horrified. “...Are you human or a ghost?” Pei Wanning can't h 32.1kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves

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    I've read these two period novels three or four times, staying up all night to finish them. There are so many hilarious scenes that I laughed until I was completely stunned! Hahaha!!!

36. 736 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 116.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves

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    "A cloud hangs in the Northwest Heaven!" "A crow has landed among a flock of phoenixes!" "A table full of heroes!" "Who is the ruler and who is the subject!" Looking at the two children wielding sticks and shouting at him, the middle-aged cultivator's lips twitched slightly. He was, after all, an elder of the Emei Star-Picking lineage, and now he'd been robbed by two little brats! If the other elders in the sect knew, who knew how much they'd laugh at him?

37. 737 荒 Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生：我和五个前任火光四射 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were 14.7kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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    🐳A hilarious and satisfying read, featuring a quirky female lead and a dramatic male lead.🐳🍓 The female lead is a sword cultivator from a world where strength reigns supreme, so she initially tends to resolve issues with force. 🍝 Shen Hanzhi completely breaks down online: "We've only been together for three days, and you've been cursing me for three years since we broke up! And now you're bringing it up again! Everyone, be the judge, you drink one milk tea, I drink one milk tea, what's wrong with splitting the bill? Does my money grow on trees?"🍧

38. 738 直 The Genius Livestreamer: This Streamer Is the Real Deal, He'll Show Up When There's Trouble 直播鬼才：这主播能处，有事真上 Let Me Go Wild and Feast让我疯狂炫饭Urban688k WordsCompleted [Livestream + No heroine + Comedy + Lighthearted + Rebel] A flop streamer + the ultimate troublemaking System, leaving netizens stunned! Bai Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Never Back Down] System. Onlookers: “Streamer, don’t! You can’t win against those matchmaking aunties. They’re way too powerful!” A passerby: “Holy crap, he actually went straight at them! Holy crap, he made the aunties cry!” A fan of a certain brand: “If you’re saying our stuff is bad, go make 19.2kReads9.4Score2kShelves
39. 739 这 This Servant Isn't So Simple: The Proud Commandery Princess Falls for Him 这个杂役不简单，高冷郡主爱上他 Blood-Colored Splendor血色如华Historical560k WordsOngoing There’s a saying at the Prince of Zhenbei’s estate: whatever you do, don’t provoke the new servant in the back courtyard. With just his words, he can make the aloof princess stifle her anger until she’s injured inside. With nothing but a broom, he can pin the captain of the estate’s guards to the ground and wipe the floor with him. He can make the henpecked prince willingly kneel on a washboard, and even win over the princess consort, a doting mother who fiercely protects her daughter. He gets t 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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40. 740 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.4kReads8.7Score547Shelves
41. 741 幽 Netherworld Emperor: It All Begins with a Blood Coffin! 幽冥大帝：从血棺开始！ Blood-Colored Splendor血色如华Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Mystery and the supernatural + horror + mind-bending deduction + wild imagination + Sichuan-Chongqing flavor After a flood, a blood-red coffin drifts down the river into our village... A strange song, eerie bloody handprints, a headless corpse, and somehow, I become the Great Emperor of the Netherworld... An accident reveals the secret of the Nine Fiends Blood Coffin and a grand scheme laid by the Great Emperor of the Netherworld. It all begins with the blood coffin, and everything will ultimate 657Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 742 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.1kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
43. 743 穿 Transmigrate as Jia Xu: Not Just Poisonous, but Shameless! 穿越贾诩，不仅毒，还缺德！ Blood-Colored Splendor血色如华Historical711k WordsOngoing Crude, sharp-tongued, unhinged, and shameless: this story has every warning sign, so read at your own risk! Li Feng, a modern-day loser, dies after staying up all night. When he opens his eyes, he's become Jia Xu, a sinister schemer at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty. Other people transmigrate to save the world. He came to throw it into chaos. After merging their memories, he discovers that this body is a master of poison plots and unbeatable at backstabbing. So he comes clean right away: “I' 486Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 744 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 981.4kReads9.4Score102.3kShelves

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    Okay, if you're going to read it, then read it; if not, then don't bother. Stop with the nonsense. Did I eat your rice? Actually, it's a fantasy cultivation story. The supporting characters are quite distracting. It's like a fast-paced storytelling performance, a storyteller's tale, a sycophant, a crosstalk routine, nonsensical humor, bizarre cultivation techniques that will make you laugh out loud, history, mythology, legends—an original cultivation novel that doesn't imitate others. It's good, with a slow pace.

45. 745 穿 I Became a Middle-Aged Princess Consort, and Dashing Is My Style 穿成中年王妃，飒爽才是我个性 Jing Si Yi荆四一Ancient Romance423k WordsCompleted Feel-good comedy + absurd palace intrigue + absurd household drama + the leads don't fall in love Young Gu Xinrou transmigrates into the body of a middle-aged princess consort. Her husband, Prince Jin, is a notorious flirt with seven concubines, and he even brings his mistress home. Unable to leave, Gu Xinrou refuses to put up with any misery and takes an unconventional approach: every day, she wants to beat up the prince. If she's unhappy, they fight it out. Facing the crowd, Gu Xinrou gives a 5.5kReads9.1Score538Shelves

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    The female lead ends up becoming buddies with the prince; there's no romantic relationship, and it's incredibly funny. All the concubines and servants in the household know the female lead has been replaced, except for the prince. It's also a rare book that portrays the royal family in a warm and harmonious way.

46. 746 瓜 The Gossip Queen and Her Hapless Colleagues 瓜王和她的怨种同僚 Xiao Junzi小君紫Ancient Romance566k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + inner thoughts + System + gossip + comedy + big shots] The cultivation world’s infamous Gossip Fairy failed her ascension because, just as she was ascending, she thought, “I’m coming for the gossip in the immortal realm!” As her soul was about to scatter, the System protected her and sent her to a fictional dynasty. To her surprise, even the System ended up in a cat’s body. Because the thoughts of the girl and the cat were as easy to read as a sieve, her family kept them locke 2.2kReads8.8Score192Shelves

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    Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious! I laughed until my stomach hurt, rolled around in bed laughing, and even got a beating from my mom for laughing so hard! 🤣🤣

47. 747 沃 Gold Grows from Fertile Soil: He Returns to the Countryside 沃土生金：禾归乡野 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩12k WordsCompleted Golden Harvests from Fertile Soil: Grain Returns to the Countryside 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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48. 748 一 Heaven-Dominating Sword 一剑霸天 Eternal Night, Starry River永夜星河Eastern Fantasy9.6M WordsOngoing [A great author's alt account, one heroine, ruthless and decisive. Highly recommended!] Legend has it that there is a realm where one can pursue cause and effect, erasing every trace of an opponent across time and space with a mere sliver of divine power. One can command life and death, make countless worlds rise and fall with a single thought, and annihilate all living beings. One can stand level with the Heavenly Dao, harness the order of the universe, and rule supreme throughout eternity. Thi 341.1kReads9.2Score40kShelves
49. 749 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves

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    1️⃣🌿🌿🌼This book is truly a mudslide in the world of quick transmigration novels. I often burst out laughing because of the jokes. I consider myself a level eight internet surfer, but I didn't expect the author to be so out of touch. The funniest thing is that the female lead calls "Your Highness the Crown Prince" "Mr. Tai," wow, hahaha, it seems like she has that serious illness, hahaha. 2️⃣🌱☘️🌼Silliness and philosophy coexist. The protagonist is very humorous, and there are also some touching and serious lines interspersed, which feels very natural. Finally, I want to say that Teacher Long Spear and Uncle Slap are so sweet, especially that extra chapter is so sweet it's deadly. 3️⃣🌷🪵🌸The second book is also as good as ever. Other novels have female leads, but she is a real beast, a wild boar serving as a servant (ha ...

50. 750 妖 The Peerless Lady Doctor of the Bewitching Prince 妖孽王爷的医毒绝世大小姐 Ai Mou爱哞Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Sweet romance and scum-bashing + Strong heroine and hero + Humorous, hilarious style + Pocket dimension + Devoted to each other] Yun Luowan, a 21st-century expert in medicine and poisons who moonlights as an agent, is ambushed by an enemy while on a mission to save someone. When she wakes up, she discovers that she has transmigrated. What a miserable identity she's transmigrated into! Though born the legitimate daughter, she was sent off to the countryside. At long last, she's brought back to t 2.7kReads8.1Score414Shelves

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