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1. 651 老 I Only Speak of Buddhist Teachings, Not Martial Virtue 老衲只谈佛法，不讲武德 Hard to Let Go, Hard to Judge意难平亦难评Eastern Fantasy402k WordsOngoing The world you see will turn upside down at this very moment. You will see the lines that tether everyone above their heads. You will truly take control of your own actions and thoughts. But this is not the end. As wisdom accumulates, oxygen will oxidize information on an even deeper level. At that point, quantum information will appear in your mind, rendered into images by your brain’s neurons. The Tao Te Ching says: “Vague and indistinct, yet within it are forms. Indistinct and vague, yet withi 1Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   High-quality and hilarious writing, you can eat anything, you want to fix everything, you want to pick up everything, you dare to rob everything, and there is no one who doesn't want to fight, and there is nothing that you don't do. The blood of all races merges into one, mixed blood. The Wan Yu Dao bone is attached to the Dharma body and is a mixed bone. The relics of all industries give rise to flesh and blood, a hybrid. All things have their true nature and complexity. Wanfa fellow practitioners cannot use it, and it is difficult to see the demon monk and Zapi in ten thousand years. The six desires are mixed into six desires, the six desires are melted into the fire of the heart, the fire of the heart is mixed with the blood, and the Buddha comes to touch the anus.

2. 652 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 22.9kReads8.8Score2.5kShelves

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   I recommend these books. The first one was about picking up rags live. On the first day, I picked up a handful of 38 dumplings, and on the second day, I picked up a corpse. On the third day, I picked up a pile of body parts. Scientific Research Institute "Damn it, you can even pick up the nuclear bomb design drawings." The second book, 🌹🌹🌹The third book is also good to read

3. 653 无 Infinite Evolution: My Beast-Taming Strategy Is All About Value for Money! 无限进化，我的御兽主打性价比！ A Stick Of Baisha一根白沙Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Mindless power fantasy + absurd comedy + invincible protagonist with no power scaling limits + brazenly using cheats + multiple heroines, with their storylines coming together later] “I'm no expert in beast taming, but I respect it!” “In the art of beast taming, the tamer comes first and the beast second. People are the foundation of strength!” “What matters most when raising a pet? Spending less money!” “What makes the best evolution path? Value for money!” 2.2kReads7.6Score230Shelves

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   Good looking [eating melon]

4. 654 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 222.8kReads9.5Score19.3kShelves
5. 655 爆 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Fantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.1kReads—Score108Shelves

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   Funny and healing. It is recommended that you read both books together [group pet + voice + system + mythology fan + best friend + book + funny] Ran Deng: I will avenge my apprentice and capture a little girl. Result: Backfired by the power of wish, lying on the Flower and Fruit Mountain waiting to die. Yu Yi Xian: I was ordered by my senior brother to arrest someone. Result: The Boundary Breaking Pearl was destroyed and everyone was gone. Tathagata: I don't know, so let's leave it at that. Result: All the ministers in heaven were collectively aggrieved. #It's not good to mess with anyone, you have to mess with the group pet

6. 656 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜：将军的小棉袄漏风了 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 4.5kReads8.8Score429Shelves
7. 657 你 Are You a Spirit Medium? No! I Deliver Takeout 你是出马仙么？不！我是送外卖的 Mi Yu米宇Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Humorous comedy] [Traditional supernatural horror] [Spirit-medium tradition] [No System] You’ve got to be a little crazy to write novels. Ever since deliveryman Yang Ergou encountered a ghost for the first time at twenty-four, he’s gradually let loose. When faced with a ghost: “Bro, you’ve hit me and beaten me up, and I found my phone. Just let me go, okay?” Yang Ergou looks down at his phone. “Cut the crap. Help me deliver this order first.” When faced with an immortal spirit: “You reckless sp 28.2kReads9.2Score3kShelves

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   Just read these two books. If you can't laugh, I lose.

8. 658 人 I’m a High School Senior, So What’s This Emperor-Raising System? 人在高三，大帝养成系统什么鬼？ Li Guhong李孤鸿Urban155k WordsOngoing [Romance] [Everyday Life] [Absurd] [Ding! The Great Emperor Training System has been successfully bound!] [As a newcomer to the world of cultivation, you should harbor great ambitions. How can you let women distract you? But just after joining a newly founded sect, you meet your gentle and considerate senior sister, Bai Yifan. You know this is a chance to temper your character!] [Mission: Confess your feelings to senior sister Bai Yifan and get rejected.] [Reward: Three thousand spirit stones.] —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   All the members are crazy and no one is normal. Fortunately, the heroine is normal.

9. 659 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 755Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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   A sect that loves to play with abstractions, a patriarch who loves to fool around

10. 660 前 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 14Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 661 西 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻：首抽圣女，系统让我去捞人 Stars Sleep on a Shallow Shore星眠浅岸Eastern Fantasy403k WordsOngoing [Western Fantasy + Otherworld + System + Goofy Comedy] Lin Yi, who was stuck working a 9-to-6 job six days a week, was forcibly dragged into another world by a ridiculous System. This world had swords and magic, and was home to humans, beastfolk, elves, dwarves, goblins, dragons, and all kinds of other races. It had everything you'd imagine in another world, except that monster hordes, sea-folk invasions, and abyssal invasions could strike at any moment. Lin Yi opened his status panel and saw hi 1.1kReads—Score133Shelves

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    [Western Fantasy + Sand Glyph] [Another World Adventure + Sword and Magic]

12. 662 全 All Humanity Is Forbidden from Using Magic in Front of the Female Lead 全人类禁止在女主面前使用魔法 White Rice Rice Rice Rice白饭饭饭饭Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted [Misunderstandings + Ensemble Cast + Lighthearted Comedy + Youthful Passion and Friendship + Invincible Female Lead, Beloved by All Humanity + Romance + No Dating While Underage] (A satisfying read, but not formulaic. If you want a formulaic story, this isn't for you.) #Shocking: The dark mages who wanted to destroy the world vanished for fifteen whole years. Was it a collapse of morality, or a distortion of human nature? # The dark mages, now digging and farming in the countryside, were all baf 288Reads7.1Score106Shelves

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    It's funny, youthful, passionate, love, friendship, family, everything.

13. 663 穿 The Bystander's Self-Cultivation in a 1970s Transmigration Novel 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines 142kReads9.6Score15.8kShelves

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    This article is so funny that I couldn't help but laugh in the middle of the night

14. 664 这 So That’s All There Is to Cultivation 这修仙也就那么回事儿 Yao Yu'er妖玉儿Eastern Fantasy401k WordsOngoing Lin Xiao transmigrated to a cultivation world and became an errand disciple at Violet Cloud Peak of the Azure Profound Sect. His cultivation aptitude was terrible. It took him a year just to get started on body tempering, and just as he was about to give up on becoming an immortal A chime rang in his mind. The God of Cooking System has been activated. Cooking earns cultivation, good reviews earn talent, and the more customers he serves, the stronger he gets. An outer sect senior brother sat on 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is good. Absolutely good. Not to be missed. Funny

15. 665 开 From the Start, I Opened a Box Containing Myself, and the Demons Lost It 开局开盒自己，妖魔全破防了 Mo Xiaofan莫小烦Urban178k WordsOngoing [Hilarious Absurdity × Unhinged Shenanigans × Anti-Trope × Invincible Protagonist] I, Lu Wang, am eighteen, and I doxxed myself on a demon forum. All you demon dads, I'm at Building 4, Apartment 404, Xingfuli. Panda blood, crunchy texture. First come, first served! The demons laughed. “This bait post is so fake.” So I hit back with a perfectly self-consistent smear campaign: I claimed the Holy Maiden visited a club for male escorts and the Demon Lord was being kept by Red Sister. That day, 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you like abstract protagonists, outrageous plots, and laugh-out-loud laughter, check it out! Abstraction never ends! [Laughing out loud]

16. 666 疯 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.8kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves

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    They are all really beautiful! I highly recommend Teacher Hu Dayu! I read the fourth book. I read it repeatedly from junior high school to college graduation. I really like it [shy]

17. 667 坑 My Bratty Son and the Ghost Doctor Mother 坑爹儿子鬼医娘亲 Sen Sen森森Ancient Romance2.8M WordsCompleted The novel behind the hit web drama Qing Luo! They say that shortly after the eldest daughter of the Yu family, Yu Qingluo, married into the Yu family, her husband abandoned her on their wedding night and ran off with the woman he loved. They say that six months after marrying into the Yu family, Yu Qingluo mysteriously became pregnant. They say... Yu Qingluo died, burned alive along with her unborn child in a drafty, dilapidated temple, with no proper burial. But then... Six years later, Yu Qing 3.9kReads9.2Score708Shelves
18. 668 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 25.9kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves
19. 669 翻 What a Train Wreck! The Actress Forced to Play a Role Has Completely Lost Her Image 翻车！被迫营业的艺人她人设全崩 Shen Jiujiujiujiu沈鸠啾啾啾Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Just a few months after joining the entertainment industry, Xin Zhu was hit on the head with a water bottle thrown by a hater. She passed out on the spot and was rushed to the hospital. She'd barely made any money, and now her life was in danger. Whoever wanted to be an entertainer could have the job. Just as Xin Zhu was about to pack her bags and quit the industry, she unexpectedly became a sensation thanks to her absurdly good luck?! Everyone else: “I can't find any clues.” Xin Zhu: “Isn't thi 3.1kReads8.9Score490Shelves

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    I'm here. If it's not funny, I'll give you a refund.

20. 670 福 At Three and a Half, Fu Bao Is Doted on by Her Eight Uncles 福宝三岁半，她被八个舅舅团宠了 Cute Guy萌汉子Modern Romance3.5M WordsCompleted When her stepmother miscarried after falling down the stairs, little Su Bao was punished by being forced to kneel in the snow for a day and a night, then branded a jinx and driven from home. Just as she was about to die, her eight domineering CEO uncles rushed to her side and gathered little Su Bao in their arms! The eldest uncle's face turned icy. “It's getting cold. I think it's time the Lin family went bankrupt.” The second uncle glared furiously. “Anyone who hurts my little Bao will be hunte 24.1kReads9.6Score3.7kShelves
21. 671 爆 Breaking! The Top-Tier Star Queen Is Being Deliberately Flirted with by the Movie Emperor Again 爆！顶流女王又被影帝蓄意撩拨了 A Crescent Moon一剪月Modern Romance620k WordsCompleted [Also known as Galaxy Landing] [Two top-tier stars + secret crush + hilarious + everyone’s favorite + sweet romance, satisfying read] After being reborn and bound to a ridiculous System, Yan Qing wreaks havoc in the entertainment industry! From the start, she roasts her haters and lands on the trending list. She rides an adorable alpaca down the red carpet, winning countless fans, and transforms from a washed-up nobody into a bewitching star who rules film, television, and music. The white-lotus 3kReads9.5Score440Shelves
22. 672 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.8kReads9.5Score839Shelves
23. 673 异 Are There No Normal People in Another World? 异世界没有正常人了吗？ Yi Tao Zhuo忆桃灼Eastern Fantasy399k WordsOngoing [Comedy] [System] [Ensemble Cast] [No Female Lead] [Nontraditional Slice of Life] (Content warning: The author was not thinking clearly while writing the early chapters. If chapters 14 to 20 feel boring, feel free to skip them; it won't affect the rest of the story.) What do you mean you got sucked into another world while sitting on a golden toilet? What do you mean you transmigrated without even pulling your pants up? What do you mean the dwarves' Book of Grudges became sentient, then turned d 12.8kReads—Score2.3kShelves

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    The setting is very innovative and fun.

24. 674 重 Reborn: I Rely on the System to Drift Through City Life 重生之我靠系统在都市当咸鱼 Xiaoxin Loves to Play小新爱玩Urban180k WordsCompleted When a couch potato is forced to become a winner in life, this System has to be a comedian! Lin Mo, an overworked office drone, is reborn at the age of twenty and accidentally binds himself to the [Strongest Couch Potato Performance Art System]. He just wants to lie flat and laze around, but the System forces him to “die in spectacularly ridiculous ways.” He shouts “I'm a couch potato!” at the whole school's flag-raising ceremony and conquers the plaza with broadcast exercises. He performs a “so 1Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 675 天 A CP Falls from the Sky: The Actress Is Forced to Work 天降CP：影后她被迫营业 Joy at Every Step步步见喜Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Story complete] A female war goddess from the apocalypse transmigrates and is reborn as a scandal-plagued star. From then on, Jiang Jiu’s haters become the most miserable people on the internet, and nine out of ten directors she works with go bald. There’s no variety show Jiang Jiu can’t wreck. If there is one, it must be sponsored by her own company! The world’s richest man, a genius director, and a chart-topping singer all marvel: “How can our little sister be so beautiful?” One day, film emp 14.2kReads9.5Score2kShelves
26. 676 震 Shocking! The Demon Ancestor Drops into a Dating Show Just to Take Down the Best Actor 震惊！妖祖空降恋综只为掀翻影帝 Clouds Return in Midsummer云归半夏Modern Romance610k WordsCompleted [One-on-One Sweet Romance + Hilarious Antics + Dating Show + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Everyone's Favorite + Two-Faced Film Emperor] Also known as: Life Is Hard, So the Demon Ancestor Puts on a Show While hunting someone down, the Demon Ancestor transmigrates into the heroine of a tragic romance novel, a woman maligned until she's black as coal? A tragic romance? Torture her body and soul, then cut out her kidney? Sorry, but this Demon Ancestor's script goes like this: Everyone, get on y 153Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    A bitch-type heroine, sweet and cruelty-free

27. 677 病 The Lovesick Lord Li Spoils Me Rotten in His Arms 病娇厉爷在我怀里恃宠而骄 Rich Little Lamb羊暴富儿Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + yandere + devoted husband] Rumor has it that the Li family has an untouchable ancestor: devastatingly handsome, frail, and disabled. You can’t scold him or criticize him. You can only spoil him, or keep your distance. Gu Zhiyu, who transmigrates into a yandere novel as a minor cannon-fodder character, thinks the same way. But no matter where she hides each night, he always finds her... “Zhizhi, would you do me the favor of falling into my hands?” Later, she notices that whenever he se 5.2kReads9.4Score642Shelves
28. 678 恶 The Wicked Supporting Lady Only Wants to Get Rich 恶毒女配她只想暴富 Clouds Return in Midsummer云归半夏Ancient Romance508k WordsCompleted Yun Yao transmigrates into a book, becoming the villainess who was cheated on, then cried, threw tantrums, threatened to kill herself, and constantly made trouble. She also has to raise the cold regent’s favorability. That’s because this regent, who was supposed to be the tragic second male lead, isn’t tragic at all. Instead, he’s bent on killing the male and female leads, bringing the world to the brink of collapse. Looking at that favorability score of -99, Yun Yao: “...” Men will only slo 439Reads9.1Score103Shelves
29. 679 科 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 Tomato, You Little Salad番茄你个小沙拉Eastern Fantasy836k WordsCompleted [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 830Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I was put off by the name, it's so funny

30. 680 女 The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 41.8kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves
31. 681 阳 The Sun Doesn't Shine as Brightly as You 阳光不及你耀眼 Lemon Morning, Tide Talk柠晨汐语Modern Romance158k WordsCompleted [Synopsis]: Sweet romance + mutual devotion + healing + devoted husband To Su Zixi, Beiming Zhiyu is the most special light in her life. He shines brighter than the sun and is gentler than moonlight. Beiming Zhiyu: “If your world has no torch to light the way, then I’ll be the only light in your life.” Su Zixi: “Then promise my light will never go out.” Beiming Zhiyu: “I promise. Even if my lamp burns down to its last drop of oil, I’ll still kindle the light of my life for you.” 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Sometimes, you can also find fun in reading, especially the laughter.

32. 682 封 Young Master Feng, Your Little Ancestor's Secret Identity Is Exposed 封少，你家小祖宗马甲掉了 Ink-Dyed Desolation墨染苍凉Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted One day, the perpetually single Second Master Feng announced to everyone, “I’ve got a woman now. My girl is gentle and timid. Anyone who dares upset her will make their whole family miserable.” Then “Isn’t she the one who beat up the five great families of North China and crushed the criminal underworld in East China?” “I heard she even recruited the descendants of a bunch of ancient martial arts clans as her underlings.” “Ha, your information’s out of date. She’s the mysterious power behind XS, 5.4kReads9.4Score688Shelves
33. 683 太 So Fake! The Capital's Princeling Insists on Pretending to Beg for Food 太茶了！京圈太子爷非要装要饭的 Grass Growing on the Bar杠上长草Modern Romance434k WordsCompleted CEO of a Wealthy Family | Overprotective Boss Lady vs. Green Tea Prince of Beijing | Older Woman-Younger Man Push and Pull | Girl Squad | Light and Sweet Romance On her thirtieth birthday, Hua Jingyao awakens the Insight Eye System. Her awful ex’s stats flash above his head: Net worth: -3.5 million. Syphilis carrier. Recommended action: destroy! She splashes red wine in his face, then turns around and picks up a handsome young man crouched by the roadside eating a boxed meal. The System scans 412Reads—Score101Shelves

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    Come on, there is no one who is the coolest boss. The heroine and her best friends went crazy and laughed. Great stamina, highly recommended!

34. 684 被 Forced Back to Work, the Beloved Superstar Goes Viral in the Entertainment Industry 被迫营业后团宠大神爆红娱乐圈 Ah Jiujiu阿玖玖Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Ridiculously funny, with the romance taking a back seat. The heroine’s name is Mi, pronounced “fu” with a rising tone. This book is also known as Mi Xiaojin, Have You Done Anything Decent Today?, Mi Jin, All You Do Is Eat, and Mr. Jin, Leave Some Food for the National Treasure. One day, a city reporter interviews Mi Jin’s fans. Reporter: “Can you tell us why you like Mi Jin?” Mi Jin fan: “Mi Jin is amazing! She got the aloof movie star to slaughter pigs and sheep, turned a survival reality show 1.3kReads9.2Score167Shelves
35. 685 炸 Setting the Trending Topics on Fire! The Hilarious Big Shot Is a Variety Show Wrecking Ball 炸翻热搜！沙雕大佬是综艺泥石流 Split-Personality Girl精分少女Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy ➕ a touch of fantasy ➕ unhinged silliness ➕ powerful heiress of a financial empire ➕ brutal takedowns of scumbags ➕ devoted romance with no cheating ➕ adorable baby] She is Su Manqi, a nine-tailed celestial fox deity who transmigrated into the body of an orphan. Her three favorite things in life: making money, playing games, and handsome men. On variety shows, other stars are the gold standard. She, on the other hand, is a walking disaster: a goofy livestreaming menace, 195Reads9.2Score—Shelves
36. 686 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.7kReads9.4Score2kShelves
37. 687 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.9kReads8.6Score670Shelves

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    Laughing out of belly in the middle of the night [laughing and crying] Mortal Liu got the inheritance of cultivating immortals, got up and started the journey of cultivating immortals from the city, frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking, everyone's IQ is online, and the description of psychological activities is delicate [Like] Explore the growth type, it is not brainless to abide by the law and become familiar with the rules, and then kill decisively [Like]

38. 688 影 The Actress Queen Can Read Fortunes! And She's Fair-Skinned, Beautiful, and Long-Legged 影后她会算命！还肤白貌美大长腿 Su Ranjiu酥染玖Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous + mysticism + wish fulfillment + adored by all + 1v1] The Dragon Clan's princess, Chu Yanxi, transmigrates after undergoing a trial and becomes a notorious, much-maligned celebrity in the entertainment industry? She joins a survival variety show, and her suona rendition of “Zhu Bajie Carries His Bride” goes viral across the internet. During a live performance, a hater shouts, “Chu Yanxi, you talentless pretty face! You're useless!” Chu Yanxi: “Who says I can't do anything? Let me rea 710Reads9.4Score125Shelves
39. 689 通 The Netherworld Scholar Immortal 通幽小儒仙 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted “Where is this?” “Perhaps... the River of Forgetfulness...” “Who are you?” “Wuchang...” “I've never heard of anyone called Wuchang in this world.” “From now on... that's who I'll be!” The soul crosses the River of Forgetfulness, while its thoughts remain on the other shore. What is gained from all beings must be returned to all beings. When Su Mo woke up, he was no longer in his former life. He went to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, but accidentally stumbled into an immortal schem 74.5kReads9.4Score8.2kShelves
40. 690 从 Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 194.5kReads9.6Score23.3kShelves
41. 691 求 Please, Just Kill Me 求求你，杀了我吧 Xian You闲悠Mystery159k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + comedy + dark humor + lighthearted + ensemble cast + subverting expectations + System] Shen Yi transmigrated to another world, a bizarre place overrun with ghosts and monsters, and became the doctor at a rundown clinic! Except Shen Yi had no desire to be this damn doctor. He just wanted to get himself killed as soon as possible so he could go home and live a lie-flat life with his girlfriend, who had just confessed that she was a rich woman! So he started doing everything he co —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The title of the book is not there, but the content is really funny

42. 692 西 Journey to the West: My Master Wukong Wants to Return to the Secular World, a Hilarious Comedy 西游记之悟空为师要还俗爆笑搞笑 Qiantang Xiaoxiaosheng钱塘笑笑生Eastern Fantasy265k WordsOngoing “The White Bone Spirit's three attacks, and such a loyal Sun Wukong gets banished.” “I'm so mad… Uh...” “Did I transmigrate into Journey to the West? For real?” 🐵 “Wukong, Guanyin Bodhisattva is trying to set you up, so I swapped that gold headband for a fake.” “This Yellow-Robed Monster has committed countless crimes. Good riddance!” 🐷 “Bajie, how does the fish soup I made compare to yours?” 🐠 “Sha Seng, you and Bajie can take turns carrying the load.” 🦓 “Little White Dragon, you can h —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's funny, and the key is that it fits the original work.

43. 693 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Bored and Looking for Some Fun 灵气复苏：无聊的我想找点乐子 A Moonlit Night in the Second Year二元明月夜Urban629k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Invincible Lead + Lighthearted + Hilarious + Meme References] (A first-time author. I originally wanted to write a spiritual qi revival story, but somehow it turned into a comedy as I kept writing.) (That can’t be right. Doesn’t that make the author a joke?) (But there’s nothing I can do. I just can’t steer it back…) … Bad news: I run into a ghost right before the semester starts. Good news: I can beat it. Bad news: The ghosts keep getting stronger. Good news: I’ve got a… Ahem, a litt 2.9kReads7.0Score176Shelves
44. 694 心 My Inner Thoughts Explode! My Entire Aristocratic Family’s Image Has Crumbled 心声炸裂！我家豪门人设全崩了 Qian Moxuanxuan浅沫萱宣25k WordsCompleted My Inner Thoughts Have Blown Everything Up! My Aristocratic Family's Entire Image Has Crumbled 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]

45. 695 我 I Rule the Roost in a World of the Paranormal 我在诡异世界横着走 Qian Moxuanxuan浅沫萱宣9k WordsCompleted I'm Unstoppable in a Strange World 1Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 696 我 I'm a Top-Tier Star, Pay Up! 我，顶流男神，打钱！ Little Tangyuan2019小汤团2019Two Male Leads468k WordsCompleted Wen Jing: If Gu Dong and I fell into the water, who would you save first? Han Xu: I’d find the heaviest brick and hit whoever surfaced first. Wen Jing: Do you know I’ve got enough women chasing me to form ten companies? What makes you think you can ignore me? Han Xu took out his earbuds. “Huh? What did you say?” Wen Jing: The whole entertainment industry has to be moved by how good I am to you! Han Xu sneered. “You mean the time you had a banner hung from a helicopter and embarrassed me so badly 11Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    This is a Shuangdan story that promotes a second male lead. The first male is a scumbag to 0 because of hatred. Later, 0 meets the affectionate second male lead, and they work together to heal and redeem each other. Different from the common crazy and cool Forbidden Valley Qian Ba ​​Zonggong, this is a sand sculpture Ba Zonggong who is loved by everyone. He has a face that makes people want to commit crimes and a mouth that makes people mute. Professor is a very tough and handsome guy who doesn't know how to say anything when things happen. He just goes up and fucks. The meeting between the two is very crazy

47. 697 赶 Hunting in the Mountains: Rare Animals Treat My Home Like Their Backyard 赶山：珍稀动物把我家当后花园了 Nan Qi南柒Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming Mountain Adventures + Adorable Animals + Comedy, No Romance + Northeastern Folk Customs] At the northernmost reaches of China lies the Greater Khingan Range. Meng Fei, who was terminally ill, received a livestreaming life-extension System. To stay alive, Meng Fei returned to his hometown and began livestreaming his mountain adventures. “Congratulations, Host! You’ve received [Beast Affinity] and tamed a 500-jin wild boar!” “Congratulations, Host! You’ve received [Advanced Veterina 5.1kReads9.0Score571Shelves

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    The first part is heartwarming, funny, and exciting. In the second part, the mountain god returns and revives the desolate Qinling Mountains and Huaihe River, making the land return to the warmth of spring and the flowers blooming, and the mountains are prosperous. Thrilling and touching. The mutual love between man, nature and animals. Every story in the third part of the post-apocalyptic world is vivid and interesting, the stories are rich and colorful, and every character is vivid. Heartwarming and touching, it is also thought-provoking. In the fourth part, the heroine accidentally turns into a roe deer and uses her unique lifestyle to fall in love with the hero. There will be many funny scenes in the whole process. The fifth part mainly tells the story of several people from the same sect who have been upgraded to gods on their own from being little ants in the mortal world, becoming leaders in different fields. Especially the heroine is the most powerful, and all the helpers around her are also very powerful. Both funny and heartwarming. Worth reading. The sixth part is different from other time-travel novels. Most of the other time-travel novels have cheats (space, system, etc.) Or very powerful skills. This one is different. This one relies on eavesdropping on the emperor's inner thoughts, and slowly climbs from a little palace maid to the queen's position. The subject matter is very novel and worth reading~. The seventh part tells the story of the male protagonist rescuing animals in the wild. Each of the animals has its own personality, which can be heartwarming, touching or funny. It's worth reading for everyone. In the eighth part, animals around the world are almost extinct. The protagonist uses the system to revive the animals step by step. Warm and sweet, yet funny, and very patriotic. Worth a look. The ninth part tells the love story of a rabbit and a wolf. Both animals can transform into humans and live like humans. Although the story is short, it goes from the little rabbit's natural fear of wolves to his gradual appreciation and dependence. Going through ups and downs together is very warm and sweet. The tenth part tells the story of a post-apocalyptic heroine who travels to ancient times to become a princess. She solves many difficult problems by going crazy and spreading rumors to investigate cases. Every day, she relies on the emperor's uncle and the queen mother to support her daily expenses. She deceives the system and the little emperor's grandson every day. She is everywhere making fun and jokes all day long, but she has a heart that cares for the world. The protagonist of the eleventh film was originally a policeman who accidentally traveled through time and became a cat. With the help of the system and cooperation with the police and police dogs, we jointly solve various criminal cases, including many cases solved by cats themselves. Although the article is short, it is exciting and exciting. Worth a look~

48. 698 动 Animal Extinction: From the Start, I Got a Million Mu of Land in the Desert 动物灭绝：开局荒漠获得百万亩地 Ah Xue是阿薛啊Urban396k WordsCompleted Jiang Cheng transmigrates to a world where animals have gone extinct. He volunteers for the forest ranger unit nobody else wants to join and becomes a Qinling sand-control worker. There is sand everywhere and little water or soil, only endless bones of the dead. But everything changes after he picks up an adorable little tiger. His life is transformed! [Pet a tiger's head in the Year of the Tiger: Receive 1 self-heating sleeping bag] [Pet a tiger's tail in the Year of the Tiger: Receive 1 bag of 1.1kReads9.4Score167Shelves
49. 699 重 Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 135.6kReads9.7Score18.9kShelves
50. 700 王 Your Highness, Don’t Be Afraid. I’m Just a Pika, a Divine Beast 王爷别怕，狍子我呀，是神兽来着 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance516k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + rebirth + 1v1 romance + lighthearted + lively] Xia Yue transmigrated into the auspicious beast sent as tribute by the Northern Guards, and somehow ended up living in Prince Ling's manor. She thought she'd be living the pampered life, with meals brought right to her mouth. Instead, the master of the house turned out to be a foolish prince who was the apple of everyone's eye. After a bout of utter despair, Xia Yue decided to make peace with her fate. So what if she wasn't human? 11.6kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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