Novels That Make You Laugh Yourself to Death in Bed at Midnight 半夜在床上笑死的小说

1. 251 穿 I Transmigrated to Ancient Times and Bound a Farming System 穿到古代，我绑定了种田系统 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天19k WordsCompleted I Traveled to Ancient Times and Bound Myself to a Farming System 3Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 252 日 The Sun, Moon, and Stars Shine on Past and Present 日月星辰照古今 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天Ancient Romance17k WordsCompleted The Sun, Moon, and Stars Shine on Past and Present 2Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 253 我 I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱，买了个未婚夫 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé 11.5kReads—Score10814d adds

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   The plot is fast-paced, packed with laughs, entertaining, and addictive.

4. 254 发 After Discovering My Husband's Affair, I Stopped Being Love-Struck 发现老公出轨后，我的恋爱脑消失 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天Modern Romance15k WordsCompleted After Discovering My Husband's Affair, My Love-Struck Brain Disappeared 474Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 255 躺 Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Eastern Fantasy146k WordsCompleted [Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously... 1.2kReads—Score10314d adds
6. 256 人 With Death, Debts Disappear; Love and Hate Are Settled 人死债消，爱恨已清算 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天26k WordsCompleted When the dead are gone, their debts are settled; love and hate have both been reckoned with. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 257 流 Exiled: I Farm in the Place of Exile with the System 流放：我带着系统在流放地种田 Enjoy Every Day开心过每一天Ancient Romance567k WordsCompleted In the apocalypse, Shen Qingning led a team of more than a dozen people fighting zombies. When her teammates betrayed her and threw her to the zombies, she died beneath their claws. When she awoke, she was sitting in a bridal sedan. Her grandmother and uncle's family had married her off to the Duke of Zhenguo's household, where she became the heir's wife. As soon as she married into the household, the entire family was arrested and sentenced to exile. What a disastrous start. Just how much did H 5Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 258 老 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天，闺蜜的婚姻死了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died 6.1kReads—Score—14d adds
9. 259 六 Six Suitors Pursue Her: Which One Will the Chancellor’s Eldest Daughter Choose Tonight? 六路追妻：相府大小姐今夜选谁？ Rampaging Chapata暴走的恰巴塔Ancient Romance575k WordsCompleted [Historical fiction writer + everyone’s favorite + all male leads are sexually pure + one woman with multiple male partners + fierce rivalry among the men] Jiang Yue was born into a book, and did just two things: First, she wrote stories about every powerful figure in the capital. Second, the regent showed up at her door with a piece of fanfiction in hand. “Dare to spread rumors that I wear pink underpants? You have seven days to find the scoundrel who wrote this!” She put up a hefty reward of 4.7kReads8.1Score82714d adds

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   The first book has a fresh plot and is hilarious; its lower rating is probably because some people can't accept the female lead's actions. If you don't find it offensive, feel free to read it. The second book is by Xiao Yanzi, a continuation of Xie Jie's work; it's high quality and recommended.

10. 260 朕 I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了，但没完全死 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted I Am Dead, But Not Entirely 2.1kReads—Score—14d adds
11. 261 婚 He Gave the Wedding Ring to a Dog! She Joined a Hate-Fest Show and Punched the Internet in the Face 婚戒送狗！她转头上恨综肘击全网 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Super-sweet 1v1 + silly humor and memes + variety show] A variety show called The Haters Rule the World appears out of nowhere. It invites three celebrities hated across the internet, along with their haters, to take part. Any celebrity who fails on the show will be blacklisted for three years. The director calls this test of pure hatred between celebrities and their haters the Hate Show. - Chi Qiuli is the adopted daughter of the wealthy Huo family. Everyone thinks she's a resource-backed 77.3kReads9.3Score9k14d adds
12. 262 我 Something’s Off About My Consort: Why Is He Prettier Than I Am? 我的驸马不对劲：他怎么长得比我还娇艳 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Prince Consort Is Acting Strange: Why Is He Prettier Than Me? 519Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 263 朕 My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 朕的后宫只想跑路，朕的臣子只想造反 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 688Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 264 仪 Junior Sister Yilin Blunders into a Matchmaking-Sect Entertainment Company 仪琳小师妹误闯合欢宗娱乐公司 Old Jiu's Records of History老九史记Modern Romance244k WordsCompleted [Extra sweet + male-male romance + satisfying payback + wild imagination + domineering CEO + gossip + goofy antics + showbiz + reality dating show + face-slapping] [Unhinged female trainee vs. innocent, lovestruck goofball] After discovering his secret, I was sent abroad and eventually jumped off a building to kill myself. When I woke up, he was beside my hospital bed, speaking softly: “Linlin, don't be afraid. I'm here.” I raised my hand and slapped him twice. “Don't touch me.” I've learned not 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The third female supporting character, Dian Dian, starts by giving two big punches to the scumbag top star boyfriend she's been fawning over for five years. She then dominates the entertainment industry with her innocent, naive, virgin boyfriend, becoming a powerful leading lady. Incidentally, she also transforms her boyfriend from a virgin into a top-tier Casanova in the entertainment world.

15. 265 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.6kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds

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    I'm watching it now, it's hilarious! [Facepalm] I'm laughing so hard, the really loud kind, hahaha! [Laughing] I bet I can make people laugh to death, my stomach has been hurting for two whole days, wailing, wailing! [Crying with laughter][frustrated][frustrated][frustrated]

16. 266 司 Master Si Won’t Leave Me Alone Night After Night 司爷夜夜缠宠 A Dreamlike Yellow Millet黄粱一萌Modern Romance467k WordsCompleted Marriage First, Love Later · The Sweetest Devotion | Spoiled to the Death Jiang Wanwan was forced to marry the second young master of the Si family, Si Mohan, who was supposedly lame, blind, and impotent. She had already resigned herself to spending her whole life as a wife in name only. But after they married, the man turned out to be neither lame nor blind. Every night, he teased her until her cheeks burned and her heart raced. “Be good, darling. Give me your waist, and I’ll give you my life.” 55.5kReads6.9Score3.7k14d adds

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    🤫🤫🤫 Don't ask anything, don't say anything, just watch! [Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece]

17. 267 老 After My Husband Cheated, The 老公出轨后，我和小三的“爸爸”成了连襟 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted After My Husband Cheated, I Became Family by Marriage with My Mistress's "Dad" 21Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 268 妻 My Wife Insisted on Staying with Her First Love, So I Buried Our Marriage with My Own Hands 妻子执意陪白月光，我亲手埋葬了婚姻 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted My wife insisted on staying by her first love's side, so I buried our marriage with my own hands. 6.5kReads—Score12214d adds

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    1. The day I discovered Su Ya's infidelity was our daughter's third birthday. She was wearing the custom-made dress I gave her, making a bento for another man in the kitchen, a faint hickey visible on her neck. The man who once said he would love me forever laughed on the phone, saying, "Baby, same place tonight, I'll feed you." I took off my wedding ring and threw it into the cake, my eyes as cold as ice in the dead of winter! #ShortStory #TomatoShortStory #BookShortage #RealisticRelationships #Family #Divorce #ContemporaryRomance #ChasingHusbandInferno #ChasingWifeInferno #Infidelity #RevengeWhiteMoonlight #SatisfyingRead #Completed [Cool][Cool][Cool]

19. 269 全 Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the Real Rookie 全宗门都是重生大佬，只有我是真菜鸟 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚9k WordsCompleted Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the One Real Rookie 54Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 270 我 Before My Dad Died, He Set Me Up with the Wildest Man in Beijing 我爸临终前，给我点了个京圈最野的男人 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Before my dad died, he set me up with the wildest man in the capital's inner circle —Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 271 戏 The Drama Queen Secretary's Climb to the Top 戏精秘书的上位日记 King Revolver左轮王10k WordsCompleted The Scheming Secretary's Diary of Climbing the Ladder 6Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 272 她 After She Cheated, She Lost the Love of Her Life Forever 她出轨后永失所爱 King Revolver左轮王10k WordsCompleted After She Cheated, She Lost the One She Loved Forever 1.2kReads—Score—14d adds
23. 273 系 The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Simped the School Bully into Becoming My Real Boyfriend 系统逼我当舔狗，我把校霸舔成了真男友 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Turned the School Bully into My Real Boyfriend 57Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 274 荒 Two Wolves in the Wilderness 荒野双狼 Continue Writing Spring and Autumn续写春秋Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A prequel to King of the Wilderness, and the first installment in the Wilderness series. Yu Zekai’s days in northern Myanmar... Half of it is true and half is fictional. Take your time reading, and you won’t be disappointed. 38.1kReads9.1Score4.5k14d adds
25. 275 前 My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom 前男友甩了我，我反手成了他后妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom —Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 276 两 My Two Childhood Friends Broke Up, but I’m the One Who Got the Short End of the Stick 两个发小闹分手，倒霉的却是我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Two Childhood Friends Broke Up, but I Was the One Who Suffered 100Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 277 新 The Ten Major Serial Murder Cases in Modern China 新中国十大连环杀人案 Sweet and Gentle甜柔Mystery541k WordsCompleted [Based on real cases + serial murders + crime-scene investigations + master devils] When it comes to serial murder cases, police forces around the world are at their wits’ end. The term itself makes it easy to understand: for a case to be called a series, the criminal must have struck repeatedly, with a large number of victims. For one reason or another, these cases are often extremely difficult to solve. Investigators have to painstakingly sift through the evidence and dig into every lead, some 16.7kReads8.4Score93414d adds
28. 278 弹 The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Ripped Off His Bathrobe 弹幕劝我别碰男主，我反手扯掉他浴袍 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Tore Off His Bathrobe Instead 853Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 279 不 Don't Bully Honest People 不能欺负老实人 Melodies of the Sheng and Xiao Scattering Plum Blossoms笙箫吹落梅Urban1.2M WordsCompleted These are the best of times, and the worst of times. This is the age of wisdom, and the age of foolishness... Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities Cui Yufeng is an honest man. Driven by fate, he suddenly sees the light, and his passion runs wild. Bai Ruxue is a poppy flower encountered by an honest man: graceful, alluring, and defiantly unconventional. With a gentle touch, she opens Pandora's box. And so their story begins in a place called Meishan Town... 7.1kReads9.0Score68214d adds
30. 280 末 On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Tall Man-Mom Fell from the Sky 末日那天，天上掉下来一个一米九的男妈妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚8k WordsCompleted On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Two Mama-Boy Fell from the Sky 36Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 281 农 Stories of the Farmers 农民那些事 Every Day Is Wonderful天天美好Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Modern city + period setting + farming] Xing Ruyi is an ambitious young man who refuses to accept a life of poverty and backwardness. He leads the people to prosperity by farming, raising fish, opening factories, and building businesses. Through hard work and perseverance, he overcomes every obstacle and ultimately rises to great heights, becoming utterly unstoppable. 1.1kReads9.0Score23714d adds
32. 282 五 The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss’s Brother 五百块租来的男友，是我老板的哥哥 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss's Older Brother 1.7kReads—Score—14d adds
33. 283 重 Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚，我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue 223Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 284 我 I’m Really Not Getting By on My Looks 我真不是靠脸吃饭啊 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted I’m Really Not Getting By on My Looks 28Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I have a secret: I possess an irresistible ability to empathize with women. During my first massage in college, the masseuse let me have my way because of a joke I made; the shampoo girl at the hair salon stared at me for half an hour, refusing to let go even after the water had cooled; in the hospital, a group of nurses watched me have my blood drawn, their young faces flushed like boiled shrimp. I thought this was the pinnacle of my life, until that day—all the girls I had influenced appeared at the ward door, holding their test reports, and exclaimed in unison: "What did you do to us?"

35. 285 嫡 The Crippled Prince My Elder Sister Refused to Marry, I Helped Him to the Throne 嫡姐不愿嫁的残废王爷，被我扶上了龙椅 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted My Elder Sister Refused to Marry the Disabled Prince, So I Helped Him Take the Throne 31Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 286 老 My Wife Has Two Sides 老婆是个双面大佬 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance20k WordsCompleted My Wife Is a Double-Sided Powerhouse 20Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 287 哥 After My Siblings Came Out, I Became My Family’s Only Hope 哥哥姐姐出柜后，我成了家里唯一的希望 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After My Older Brother and Sister Came Out, I Became the Family's Only Hope 23Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 288 婚 A Shocking Turn in the Bridal Suite 婚房惊变 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted A Shocking Incident in the Bridal Suite 11Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 289 别 Stay Away from Me, or You’ll Become a Simp 别靠近我，会变成舔狗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted Don't Get Too Close to Me, or You'll Turn into a Hopeless Simp 34Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 290 藏 I Hid the Real Heiress and Became a Star 藏住真千金后我爆红娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊29k WordsCompleted I Hid the Real Heiress, Then Became a Star 33Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 291 七 The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻，被两个大佬宠哭了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men 354Reads—Score514d adds
42. 292 我 My Whole Family Is Reborn, and They Battle It Out at Home Every Day 我家全员重生者，他们天天宅斗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚10k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is Reborn, and They Spend Every Day Fighting for Favor at Home 39Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 293 摆 After a Boxing Combo, He Gripped Her Waist and Kissed Her Hard 摆拳过后，他掐腰强吻 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted After a Boxing Combo, He Gripped Her Waist and Kissed Her by Force 26Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 294 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 28.9kReads9.5Score3.6k14d adds

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    I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig in the middle of the night.

45. 295 媚 Enchanting Niangniang 媚娘倾倾 Meiniang Qingqing媚娘倾倾Ancient Romance298k WordsCompleted Take a prince as his apprentice, form a joint male-and-female logistics team, build a nationwide logistics network, create the most advanced war chariots, turn a cute child into a lucky charm, and help his divorced mother rise again. She’s dominating the ancient world of commerce! 16Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I can't take it anymore!!! Please, stop laughing! I just want to study this by myself...

46. 296 穿EN The Bystander's Self-Cultivation in a 1970s Transmigration Novel 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines 94.5kReads9.6Score8.6k14d adds
47. 297 神 The Dream King of the Divine Fantasy Universe, Written by Meng Wang Luchuang 神幻宇宙梦王橹窗著 Wang Luchuang王橹窗Historical3.0M WordsOngoing The universe is vast and boundless, with no distinction between male- and female-oriented fiction, or between gods, immortals, demons, and monsters. Multiple heroines and heroes, both delicate and bold, overwhelmingly sweet or brutally cruel, unconventional and diverse in style: this fantasy epic has it all, a singular work in the literary world. Cloud Dream Celestial Gate + Dreadful Snow Dai + The Unknown Beginning + A Fall into Ten Thousand Calamities + Crouching Dragon Divine Tree + The Realm 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A masterpiece beyond compare, unique in the world! Unless you're from ancient times, how could you possibly miss this book? It would be a lifelong regret! Completely captivating! Epic and moving! Tear-jerking and hilarious! A pinnacle of human nature! I highly recommend this phenomenal, mind-blowing masterpiece that I'm currently following—a treasure trove of ideas—"The Divine Fantasy Universe Dream," a work that will revolutionize your reading experience! Enjoy, you're welcome! [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

48. 298 帝 The Emperor and Empress Fight Every Day to See Who Dies First 帝后每天互殴，看谁先死 Qian Ran Jun Xiao千苒君笑Ancient Romance2.3M WordsOngoing Feng Xing is the daughter of Chu Xi’s Grand Marshal, who commands an army of four hundred thousand. Shen Feng has been emperor for just two years. Shen Feng is utterly depraved, ruthless, and cruel. To secure his throne, he decides to marry Feng Xing and make her empress. First, he will fake her death to lure her father to the capital for the funeral. Then he will wipe out her entire family and take control of the Chu Xi army. Feng Xing is a fierce, accomplished warrior who takes whatever she wa 34.9kReads9.2Score2.5k14d adds
49. 299 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 191.8kReads9.3Score7.9k14d adds

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    Hilarious. "Your mouth is like a damn old catfish spitting out roe, your hair is matted, and your face is covered in spots. Has your brain ever been flooded, raised fish, jumped on frogs, or walked on donkeys? Why would I give you my place for free? You have cerebellar atrophy, your brain has stopped developing, you're hemiplegic, completely paralyzed, the only thing you can move is your eyeballs, so I'll give it to you!" The third brother's mouth was spewing out spittle like it had been filled with glycerin suppositories.

50. 300 少 The Young Master 少年高手 Mountain Hermit山里居士Urban695k WordsCompleted The Tribulations of Mortal Life: Officials stake their lives in the halls of power, while merchants scheme for wealth. Farmers head to the fields before dawn, and workers join the rush-hour traffic at four in the morning. Performers onstage bare plenty of skin, while worshippers in temples knock their foreheads raw. They say all this prosperity is just a dream, but chasing it is no easy task. Don’t mock those who pursue fame and fortune in this mortal world: they do so because they live in it. U 1.6kReads—Score12114d adds

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