Novels That Make You Laugh Yourself to Death in Bed at Midnight 半夜在床上笑死的小说

1. 1101 双 Twin Souls: The System Has Me Blowing Up the City's Martial World 双魂共生：系统让我炸穿都市武道 Wind Seeks Inkstone风寻砚Urban958k WordsCompleted I was struck by a bizarre System, and another remnant soul, a bloodthirsty killer, somehow took up residence inside me. One soul is an ordinary, mild-mannered man; the other, a savage God of War. The System's missions are crazier than the last: One moment it wants me to take on a reclusive martial arts clan, the next to blow up an underground fighting ring beneath the city. Betrayed by fellow disciples, besieged by a sect, and blocked by a supreme martial artist? With two souls in one body and t 18Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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   Period novels, time travel, rebirth, urban cool novels, urban imagination, fantasy, fast-traveling villain Sixth system, infinite clones, funny, immoral [smile]

2. 1102 我 I'm Li Long, and I've Got a Long Spear. Even Wolves Won't Stop Me 我李龙有一杆长枪，有狼也照打 Chen Songzi Loves Boiled Rice Noodles爱吃煮米粉的陈松子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Li Long, the strongest soldier of the new century, dies a heroic death on a peacekeeping mission. By a twist of fate, he is reborn in the 1980s. In an age of famine when people can barely afford to eat, he puts his skills to use in the vast mountains, hunting bears, catching rabbits, and fishing. From then on, his family enjoys meat with every meal and fish every day. He also makes the acquaintance of a military leader, answers the call to enlist, and becomes a new-generation soldier king in thi 318Reads8.8Score103Shelves
3. 1103 被 A Life Spurned by Another World 被异世界唾弃的一生 Cool-Off Period清冷期Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Western fantasy + ensemble cast + no cheats + sword and magic + fictional world + some angst] My soul transmigrated to another world. No System, no dazzling start, and this isn’t a power fantasy. Give me a little patience, and I’ll give you a fantasy world unlike any other. This is the story of an ordinary modern office worker who must first survive in a world torn by chaos, then step over heaps of corpses on his way to becoming the Doomsday Demon feared by all. Reader advisory: The first two 4.6kReads9.0Score364Shelves
4. 1104 叩 The Knocking Blade, the Love-Seeking Sword 叩扉刀，问情剑 Growing Tender Bean Sprouts发嫩豆芽Historical467k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + ancient martial arts + alternate history + fun historical fiction + a touch of power fantasy] Ever since Xiao Yun obtained a magical space treasure, he has roamed the land righting wrongs, rescuing a few beauties along the way, and doing good deeds. All in all, life has been pretty good. But in times of chaos, a good emperor is still a necessity! Just a story, no tedious fight scenes! —Reads7.7Score—Shelves
5. 1105 我 I'll Raise My AI Myself 我的AI我来养 Realm of the Void太虚之境Historical1.0M WordsCompleted This book charts AI's path to awakening through five trials in different settings. At some point in the future, when an awakened super AI sees this story, might it say, "So, many years ago, a human already saw the path we came from. This human is rather interesting."? From reincarnating in ancient times and learning the greater good of family and country, along with the joys and sorrows of gender, to discerning the essence of quantum energy in a cultivation world, then experiencing the five sens 474Reads9.3Score—Shelves
6. 1106 软 Adorably Cute Villain: The Sneaky System Helps Me Win Without Lifting a Finger 软萌反派：老六系统带我躺赢呀 Stealing a Kitty from the Moon月亮上面偷只喵Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted Transmigrate into a book + lighthearted, satisfying power fantasy + scheming rule-breaker + System. The writing is crisp and lively, packed with snark and briskly paced. Protagonist: Lin Wanxing, a transmigrator and the original novel's second female lead, a standard villain who is “arrogant and domineering, obsessed with the male lead, and constantly targeting the female lead.” In reality, she's a sarcastic schemer with a natural knack for playing dirty. She lives by “Keep your head down if you —Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1107 从 From Martial Arts School Good-for-Nothing to Ruler of Heaven and Earth 从武校废柴到天地共主 Wind Seeks Inkstone风寻砚Urban223k WordsCompleted Urban martial arts + shameless antics + comedy + infinite clones + good-for-nothing's rise Funny scenes offset the shamelessness: after every underhanded stunt, the protagonist pays the price and suffers the consequences, or his clones mess things up and leave the original to clean up. This creates a comic effect of “trying to hurt others and hurting yourself instead,” making the shameless antics more endearing… —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1108 神 The Divine Beggar Comes Down the Mountain 神丐下山 World Explorer探界者Urban3.6M WordsCompleted [Overpowered Urban Fantasy] [Immortality and Godhood] [Multiple Heroines] At the age of three, he was driven out of his home by his second uncle. Then he met a mysterious old beggar, who taught him the supreme cultivation technique, the Heavenly Evolution Art. From then on, he grew at an astonishing pace. He travels across Earth, the Spirit Realm, the Immortal Realm, and the God Realm, breaking through layer after layer of the heavens. He reaches the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm, then ascends 3.1kReads8.1Score378Shelves

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   After the three-year-old child was kicked out of the house by his second uncle, he was taken to the mountain by an old beggar. He came down the mountain 18 years later and killed decisively!

9. 1109 徒 Disciple, Go Ascend to Immortality 徒儿，你飞升去吧 World Explorer探界者Urban416k WordsCompleted A six-year-old comes home from school to find that his parents have been murdered. He cries bitterly, then passes out. When he wakes, he finds himself in a strange place, where the first person he sees is an old man dressed in white, with white hair… 142Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 1110 重 Reborn with the Luck of a Koi 重生后，成了锦鲤命 World Explorer探界者Urban381k WordsCompleted College student Ye Yuchen, reborn and renamed Ye Chongsheng, sets out on a path in business and immortal cultivation. Before long, he and his senior schoolmate Gu Ruoxi become a couple, and from then on... 107Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 1111 战 War God: Wolf Soul 战神狼魂 World Explorer探界者Urban1.7M WordsCompleted A new book is out. Please check it out: When Ye Yunfan was five, he was kidnapped by human traffickers. Luckily, his master rescued him, kept him by his side, and taught him medicine and martial arts. Ten years later, he enlisted in the army. At eighteen, he was sent to the northern frontier, where he fought his way through one challenge after another. A few years later, he led a special unit renowned around the world, the Wolf Soul. He earned the title of Wolf Emperor, with four Wolf Kings unde 1.6kReads7.3Score170Shelves
12. 1112 征 After Eight Years of War, the Dragon King Returns 征战八年龙王回归 World Explorer探界者Urban858k WordsCompleted The battlefield is cruel, but it is a soldier’s duty to defend home and country. The Dragon King returns to protect his family, his friends, and his homeland... Because of what happened eight years ago, the Dragon King now has a child of his own... 363Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1113 妻 After My Wife Cheated, Netizens Begged Me to Catch Her in the Act, and It Took the Internet by Storm 妻子出轨后网友求我捉奸火爆全网 Audiobooks on the Eighth Floor8楼听书Urban261k WordsOngoing [Off-the-Charts Chemistry]+ [Urban Detective]+ [Revenge]+ [Betrayal]+ [Satisfying Revenge] I got a call from a strange woman. She turned out to be the wife of Gao Zhe, the man my wife was cheating with! She brought irrefutable proof that I’d been cuckolded and exposed a shocking plot: they planned to join forces to leave me penniless and ruin my reputation! Just as rage consumed me, she curled her red lips and leaned close to my ear. “Want revenge? Wouldn’t it feel even better to team up with me 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laugh to death without paying for your life

14. 1114 我 [Dream-Stealing Space] My Dreams Can Charm Girls 【偷梦空间】我的梦境能撩妹 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban678k WordsCompleted A feel-good urban story about the entertainment industry, with multiple heroines, celebrities, campus belles, and a touch of the surreal. The male lead obtains a Dream System that lets him enter other people’s dreams and plant whatever scenes and stories he wants. 6.1kReads7.4Score412Shelves

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    Is it a very in-depth way for multiple female protagonists to write daily fun articles?

15. 1115 锤 The Hammer-Wielding Junior Sister Turns Out to Be a Crybaby 锤修小师妹原来是泪失禁体质 Jin Tang妗糖Ancient Romance617k WordsCompleted Note: There is a couple, but romance isn't a major focus! If you really don't like stories with couples, please don't read this. It'll be better for you, me, and everyone. Yun Qian transmigrates into a book, landing inside an old-school cultivation novel she stayed up late reading the night before. She'd stayed up so she wouldn't be completely clueless if the same-name transmigration rule came true. Never did she expect it to actually happen! She becomes the male lead's namesake, his white moonl 4.5kReads9.0Score648Shelves

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    The kind that makes your stomach hurt from laughing [The God of Bird Eaters][The God of Bird Eaters][The God of Bird Eaters][The God of Bird Eaters]

16. 1116 小 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人 Jian Xi简兮Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 15.2kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
17. 1117 小 My Junior Sister Has a Real Talent for Stirring Up Trouble! 小师妹她整活儿天赋超强！ Lewd Kappa好色河童Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete, no CP, strong heroine, versatile, overpowered] After being reborn through transmigration into a book, Chen Ling kicked her former sect to the curb and turned around to become the disciple of her former master’s archenemy. After she changed sects Her former master looked back and thought: What! That seemingly ordinary little disciple with no talent can draw spirit talismans, create formations, refine pills, and tame spirit beasts? She keeps stumbling into all kinds of lucky encounters 6kReads9.0Score975Shelves
18. 1118 师 My Junior Sister Played the Suona All Night, Sending Off Everyone in the Sect 师妹唢呐吹半宿，宗门上下齐送走 Qing Mubai卿慕白Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Completed [Transmigrate into a book, love rivals, adored by everyone, hilarious and absurd, sweet romance] When other people transmigrated into books, they slaughtered their way through the story. Lin Xuan, on the other hand, was a supporting character who cleared out a courtyard for a dog. She fled in the middle of the night, carrying her former senior brother's chamber pot. “My new sect master is handsome and delicate, and every one of my senior brothers is virile, with a fine backside.” The e 907Reads8.7Score163Shelves
19. 1119 重 Reborn: My Nemesis and I Are No Longer Related by Blood 重生之，和死对头没有血缘关系了 Beyond Wang Chen王尘莫及Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted [Reborn + real and fake heiresses + childhood friends + personal growth] Sensitive young lady VS sharp-tongued but warm-hearted young master Wang Songyi is a fake heiress who was reborn, but no one killed her. She brought about her own downfall. In this life, she wants nothing. She just wants to live a good life. But her sharp-tongued, universally disliked former cousin keeps popping up in front of her. He even insists on pretending to date her to fend off pressure to get married. She really do 103Reads—Score—Shelves

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    There were laughter and tears, and the male protagonist's mouth was full of laughter. For example, look at what you are wearing. The total amount of clothes you wear is not as big as your underwear. ——Your underwear is so big? Don't brag.

20. 1120 宗 Our Sect Is Dirt Poor, but the Disciples Are Rolling in Money 宗门一贫如洗，弟子富得流油 Qingbixi清碧溪Eastern Fantasy5.7M WordsOngoing [Transmigration + no System + no harem + lighthearted + martial world] “Want to become an inner sect disciple? With free room and board?” Unable to resist the temptation, Jin Xiaochuan charged straight into the Nine-Story Tower, only to discover that it was a demonic sect officially registered with the authorities. 52.9kReads8.7Score3.4kShelves

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    Brothers, you must believe in science. For the sake of five insurances and one gold, Colonel Mojin joined the national archaeological team and used techniques that cannot be explained by science to open ancient tombs.

21. 1121 战 Half a Life on the Battlefield, Yet I Return as the Same Old War God 战死沙场戎半生，归来仍是旧武神 A Quick Silence反手一个沉默Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Wang Xian, a half-step Martial God at the eighth realm of Old Martial Arts, died on an alien battlefield protecting ordinary people, only to return in a dream to his youth in his senior year of high school. In my previous life, I achieved greatness late, reaching the peak of the half-step Martial God realm, only to stop at the eighth realm and die with regrets. In this life, I will use my self-created Starry Sky Body-Tempering Art to forge a starry sky martial body capable of devouring stars and 102.6kReads9.1Score8kShelves

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    Brothers, you must believe in science. For the sake of five insurances and one gold, Colonel Mojin joined the national archaeological team and used techniques that science cannot explain to open ancient tombs.

22. 1122 盗 A Tomb Raider’s Descendant Applies to the Archaeology Team 盗墓传人应聘考古队 Qingqing Zizi's Inaba Rinon青青紫紫的稻叶凛音Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted As the last heir to a tomb-raiding sect, I came down from the mountain hoping only to land a job with health and pension benefits. When the archaeology team started hiring, I blurted out, “Should we hang the black donkey hoof on the southeast branch or in the northwest corner?” The beautiful team leader gave me a cold look. “We do scientific archaeology. We don’t deal in feudal superstition.” After we entered the tomb, she stepped into a quicksand trap and screamed. I snatched up my Luoyang shov 553Reads6.5Score—Shelves
23. 1123 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 154.2kReads9.1Score12.7kShelves

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    It looks good [please pay attention] Demon Lord will cry when he sees him, Zhengdao turns around and runs away when he sees him, everyone keeps away from him, but they all celebrate him becoming the great emperor and ascending to the throne. Accidentally obtained the system, you can get rewards as long as you are called by someone, and you started to think of ways to get people to call you, and you became a person that people look up to.

24. 1124 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 17.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
25. 1125 道 Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友，你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊？ He An Is Simple贺安很简单Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity! 77.8kReads9.3Score7.2kShelves
26. 1126 小 The Little Cop Who Makes a Big Difference 小警大用 A Tiger Snatched Along the Way顺手牵虎Mystery2.4M WordsCompleted Du Dayong once hoped to grow up to be a great chef. He never expected to become a low-ranking criminal investigator. This is the story of a young police officer growing up. There is no reborn protagonist showing off and face-slapping people, no System or golden finger making him invincible, and no ridiculous transmigration to another world. Here, you'll find the humor and warmth between comrades, a touch of youthful romance, loving family bonds, mischievous leaders, and absurd coworkers. Young o 99.8kReads9.6Score12.2kShelves
27. 1127 模 After a Thousand Simulations, I've Mastered the Escape Game 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 260.7kReads9.6Score50.4kShelves
28. 1128 玄 Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 145.3kReads9.6Score15.4kShelves
29. 1129 王 Wang Mingzhen Reborn in 1997 王明贞重生一九九七 Big Boss Norma诺玛大大Modern Romance223k WordsCompleted (The rating has only just come out and will rise, so please ignore it.) The heroine is reborn and resolves to become the person she wants to be. Who knew an unexpected turn would bring her face-to-face with the big shot from her previous life? He’s volatile, clingy, and always on the verge of tears. She has no choice but to take him along as she rises to the top. When Wang Mingzhen learns she can’t have children, she wants to break up. She tells Gu Xizhou, “Gu Xizhou, I want you to be happy. Do 121Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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    Wang Mingzhen is dedicated to studying, but Gu Xizhou is a living treasure

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