Has Anyone Read a Novel That Made Them Laugh Until They Cramped Up? 大家读过什么笑到抽筋的小说吗

1. 901 我 I Transmigrated 999 Times and Drove the Mad Tyrant Insane 我穿越999次，逼疯了疯批暴君 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With only six months left to live, Tang Wan masters a skill called “Transmigration,” allowing her to travel back and forth between the modern and ancient worlds. On her first transmigration, people mistake her for a ghost… On her ninety-ninth, she nearly dies at the hands of the dog emperor. On her 108th, she “defiles” the emperor’s innocence. After transmigrating time and again, she discovers to her delight that a little dragon energy can extend her life. Tang Wan: “Mooch, mooch, keep mooching 16.2kReads9.5Score2.1kShelves

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   These two books are absolutely hilarious! [Laughing] The first one is a time-travel novel, but it's definitely not the cliché! It's so good! It's the love story between Tangzhuzi and Prince Niu. The second one has the female lead who can travel through time at will, and then the dog emperor even plays on his phone with her, etc. In short, it's all about falling in love! [Licking screen][licking screen][licking screen][licking screen]

2. 902 游 Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园：人在前面飞，魂在后面追 March 9三月9Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On 4.7kReads9.4Score502Shelves

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   The first one is an absolute must-read! Hilarious, outrageously raunchy, you won't want to skip any chapters. I've been reading chapter 23 for a while now, and it's pretty good; you can finish it. 4. The laughs are definitely plentiful; just read it!

3. 903 签 Sign-In to Sainthood: I Discover My Wife Is Actually a Demoness Empress 签到成圣：发现老婆竟是魔道女帝 Tong Yuan瞳渊Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Invincible]+ [Sign-In]+ [Empress]+ [Swordsmanship]+ [One Female Lead] Xia Xin transmigrates to a world of cultivation. During an expedition to ancient ruins, he falls for a woman, shares an intimate night with her, and marries her. Only after leaving the ruins does he learn that his wife is a member of the demonic path and keeps company with demonic enchantresses. His sect punishes him by sending him to the Cliff of Reflection to meditate on his mistakes. There, he awakens a sign-in System. Sig 47.7kReads8.9Score4.5kShelves
4. 904 影 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 515Reads9.2Score102Shelves
5. 905 真 The Real Heiress Rules the Wealthy with Her Unhinged Antics! 真千金靠发疯在豪门驰骋！ Fu Yiling傅衣凌Modern Romance374k WordsCompleted An Yue had lived alone for twenty-two years when someone suddenly told her she was the biological daughter of a wealthy family. Honestly, what a ridiculous plot twist. It was just a change of address, and An Yue was great at adapting! But even after she returned to her birth family, she was still the one they overlooked. “An Yue, Xinxin isn’t well. You need to take good care of her.” Hearing this from her biological parents, An Yue whipped out her phone and showed them a photo of An Xin out club 1kReads8.8Score149Shelves

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   That's too crazy, I'm dying of laughter.

6. 906 睡 Go to Sleep, I'm Here 睡吧，我在呢 Jiangshan Lanfeng江山岚风56k WordsCompleted Go to sleep. I'm right here. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 907 你 You’re Possessive, I’m Unhinged: I’m Taking the Cultivation World by Storm 你病娇，我疯癫，修真界里拽炸天 Little Wen Cub文崽仔Ancient Romance680k WordsCompleted [Mutual Devotion, Yandere, Mind Reading, Anti-Romance, Transmigrate into a Book] [Yandere, Gloomy Male Lead × Goofy Female Lead] [Also known as: What Happened After the Best Actor and Best Actress Tried to Act Their Way Through a Romance and Both Fell Flat] After transmigrating into a cultivation novel as a minor character destined to die, Chi Yu is told by the System to win over the male lead, Shen Yanzhou. If she succeeds, she'll get ten billion. Chi Yu: Money doesn't matter. The main thing is 20kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
8. 908 不 Come On, I Was Already Invincible Before This Horror Game Even Started! 不会吧，我都无敌了，恐怖游戏才来？ Old Pumpkin老南瓜Mystery4.8M WordsOngoing “Three years, then another three years. Ten years have passed. System, I’m already invincible. Where’s that horror game you promised me?” Lin Chen came to this world ten years ago, and the horror game managed to avoid him for nine of them. But it couldn’t avoid him forever. Lin Chen entered the horror game, a game with a 99% death rate, and turned it into a speedrun. 5.9kReads8.5Score545Shelves
9. 909 惊 Thriller Descends: I Become the Demon King in a World of Terror 惊悚降临：我在惊悚世界当魔王 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [No female lead] [Hilarious] [Absolutely shameless] [Doesn't act human] “Congratulations, you've been hit by the System jackpot! The Horror System is activating!” A car accident. Su Li was accidentally transported into the game Horror World. While other players were still fighting to survive, Su Li was already happily raking in ghost coins. With the System, Su Li easily trounced all kinds of powerful ghosts. The ghosts wailed for their mothers: “Mom, I want to go home! This demon king is totally 3.3kReads9.1Score353Shelves
10. 910 绾 Chronicles of the Red Sash 绾红记 Jiangshan Lanfeng江山岚风43k WordsCompleted Chronicles of Crimson Silk 19Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 911 玩 Player Summons: I Am the Calamity 玩家召唤：朕即是天灾 I'm the Emperor of Luck我是欧皇Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted (An Emperor Summons Players + Fourth Calamity! Hilarious! Invincible Power Fantasy!) Qin Han, a game designer from Earth, transmigrated! He became the emperor of the Great Han Dynasty! A concubine lay on his dragon bed, a huge rebel army was massed outside the city, and the System was urging him to summon players... What was he supposed to do in this situation? Obviously, summon players, wipe out the rebels, then put his arm around the concubine and watch the players conquer the world for him! A 6.5kReads9.0Score580Shelves
12. 912 快 Quick Transmigration: Everyone Knows I'm a Good Person 快穿：所有人都知道我是好人 Sweet Peach Peach Peach甜桃桃桃Modern Romance4.1M WordsOngoing Across three thousand small worlds, there are countless wicked women. Shu Jiao’s task is to make things right for the people whose lives were ruined by all kinds of wicked women. From then on... [World One: I’m a spendthrift? The nation will support me.] She’s kind, generous, patriotic, and beautiful. So what if she likes spending a little money? Let her have it! [World Two: The marquis’s daughter who lies all the time.] Lies? What lies? She’s so gentle and kind. How could she possibly lie? [Wor 129.7kReads9.4Score5.7kShelves

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    I won't go into detail about the others, but I'll focus on episode 14. The 2014 episodes of *Joy of Life* and *The Long Ballad* are absolutely hilarious and incredibly good!! A fearless, chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) girl! [Heart emojis]

13. 913 三 Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Overheard My Inner Thoughts, Though I Was Just Trying to Keep My Head Down 三国：苟神的我被曹操偷听了心声 Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [System] + [cautious survival] + [laid-back] + [farming] + [dual protagonists] + [comedy] My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. From the start, I became a low-ranking civil official in Cao Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu. But fighting battles is a high-risk job. What’s the difference between having only a 98 percent chance of winning and throwing your life away? My goal in life is to keep my head down, stay safe, and be a lazy fish by Cao Cao’s side, enjoying a quiet 15.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
14. 914 得 After Being Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, the Heir’s Wife Lets Loose 得绝症后，世子妃她放飞自我了 Lin Yanxin Hui林焱昕卉Ancient Romance246k WordsCompleted [Short drama now streaming, also known as The Female Big Bad in Disguise as a Man: Wherever She Flees, Chrysanthemums Bloom] [Absurd comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + One True Pairing, Short Story + Woman Disguised as a Man + No Palace Intrigue, No Defying Heaven; Down-to-Earth Leads] [Crazy and ridiculous. Don’t read if that bothers you!!] Chu Feiyang dies while working to buy her boss a Maserati. Reborn with her memories intact, she decides to lie flat and coast through life. She starts drinki 21.2kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves

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    🤭I laughed the whole time I read it, I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed! Every character in the story is funny. The protagonist, a young man with twenty years of pure innocence, had his life ruined one night by a drunkard. He vowed to find her no matter what, but after finding her, he realized he wasn't normal anymore. 🤭🤭

15. 915 真 Is She Really Crazy or Just Faking It? Her Madness Keeps the Whole Family in Line 真的疯！假的癫！疯癫的她镇全家 Er Duo二朵Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fake and Real Heiress + Satisfying Read + Powerful Protagonist + Devoted Couple + Face-Slapping] Lu Qingtang is a spoiled, domineering bad girl with a delicate beauty. After she is gravely injured and falls unconscious, she is rescued by a pitiful young woman who looks just like her. The pitiful girl is the real heiress of a wealthy family. Gentle, kind, and innocent, she is rejected by her family. After being bullied and framed by the fake heiress, she is thrown out with nothing. Lu Qingtang 1.4kReads8.9Score156Shelves
16. 916 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.8kReads8.5Score683Shelves

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    This is a high-quality, underrated, and in-depth novel with a severely low rating. A hardcore work by a science and engineering student, it features no transmigration, rebirth, or cheat codes. Its reputation remains impeccable, with a fresh and engaging theme, a captivating writing style that blends fantasy and realism, and humor with rigor and conciseness. It's packed with suspense and mind-bending reasoning, revealing the secrets of modern high-tech espionage, hacking, and electronic warfare. You won't be able to put it down after chapter 10, a perfect cure for night owls suffering from insomnia and a lack of reading material.

17. 917 啥 What, I Only Transmigrated into a Book After My Fake Pregnancy Was Exposed? 啥，假孕暴露了才穿书？ Pet Your Cat摸一下你的猫Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted A sharp-tongued heroine who loves making enemies × a former unhinged male lead who can’t go crazy anymore. (A hilarious transmigration-into-a-book story + System. Both leads are completely devoted to each other!!!) After becoming a vegetable, Wen Yao was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System and sent into a romance novel called Mr. Fu, His Substitute Wife Is a Miracle Doctor. The love triangle between the male lead, his one true love, and the substitute heroine went on for millions of wor 25.2kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
18. 918 开 The Beginning: Pan Feng Is in a Panic from the Start 开端：开局潘凤很慌张 I Am Tian Shao吾乃天少Historical8.0M WordsCompleted I am Pan Feng, and I’m freaking out. I’ve been reincarnated five times already. Hua Xiong is coming to chop off my head, and Lü Bu wants to kill me too. How am I supposed to survive? The Yellow Heaven is dead, the Great Wind shall rise. 9.5kReads8.9Score760Shelves
19. 919 虐 I Crush the Whole Scumbag Family! With My Fertility, I Head to the Countryside to Join the Army 虐渣全家！易孕的我反手下乡随军 The Bug Mystery Who Loves Novels爱看小说的虫谜Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Multiple Babies in One Pregnancy + Devoted, Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Pinduoduo] Su Jiaojiao, a modern woman who inherited a fortune worth billions, transmigrates into the past and becomes a pitiful girl who has been abused by her stepmother since childhood! And the whole family is going to bleed her dry, right down to the bone! Su Jiaojiao: This is absolutely ridiculous! Watch her deftly deal with the scumbags and live a thriving life in the 1970s by embracing lazines 546Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    My friends, does anyone understand? This seemingly cold soldier is actually a hopeless romantic! I'm dying of laughter!!! Who can resist a male lead who falls in love at first sight and then wins over himself?

20. 920 想 Want a Partner? Go Wild First: This Dating Show Connects Hearts 想脱单，先发癫，恋综与你心连心 Bai Yun Yinzi白芸银子Modern Romance213k WordsOngoing [Dating Show + Absurd Comedy + Showbiz + Sweet Romance, 1v1] After Meng Wu awakened to her true situation, she discovered she was the male lead's wicked fiancée, destined to lose her family and everything else. Her younger brother was hopelessly lovesick, while her parents were obsessed with their own game of “you run, I chase.” So she called off the engagement. “I just realized I'm not a warrior of pure love. I'm a warrior of pure hate.” “Hate lasts longer than love. Damn it, I hate this world! 7Reads6.7Score—Shelves
21. 921 我 I Never Wanted to Become a Senior SS Officer 我真没想当党卫军大佬啊 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Completed I Really Didn’t Mean to Become a Big Shot in the SS —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    His life was at stake. He took a deep breath, suppressing his inner turmoil, and tried to keep his voice steady: "Come in." A young German soldier pushed open the door and walked in, his posture upright, his eyes filled with admiration for his superior. He bowed respectfully.

22. 922 给 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩，和他一起沙雕 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance274k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 8.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves

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    The plot is hilarious and absurd; I laughed like a pig when I saw it late at night, hahaha!

23. 923 嫁 After Marrying the Mad Crown Prince to Bring Him Good Fortune 嫁给疯批太子冲喜后 You Shi尤时Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The unfavored legitimate daughter of the Mu family is ordered by imperial decree to marry the crown prince, Zhou Jing, who is at death's door, to bring him good luck. Plenty of people wait to laugh at her, saying she might just end up bringing him luck by killing him in bed. When Zhou Jing opens his eyes, he finds himself with a fiancée. The young woman is clearly terrified of him, but still can't help swearing her loyalty. “Your Highness, I'll treat you very well.” “Your Highness, after you pas 33.4kReads9.4Score4.7kShelves

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    1. Bian Ge and his resentful son 2. The pampered prince 3. No male lead

24. 924 恶 The Wicked Supporting Actress Is Doted On 恶毒女配被娇宠 A Cat in September九月一只猫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After Gua Liu transmigrates into a book as the villainess, the male lead... 1. The villainess in a harem novel 2. The villainess in a school-life novel 3. The villainess in a novel about a concubine-born daughter 4. The villainess in a CEO romance 5. The villainess in a farming novel 6. A Republican-era novel… 23.5kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
25. 925 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.6kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves

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    It's so funny it makes my legs cramp.

26. 926 西 Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游：人在天庭，朝九晚五 Snow Mountain Atractylodes雪山白术Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsOngoing “Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade 1.9kReads8.8Score390Shelves
27. 927 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + No Romance] Fu Jinli is a dragon, but his father is human. The emperor of the Great Qi had ruled for six years without an heir, and everyone at court was worried sick. Then one day, the stern emperor sat high upon his throne, cradling a three- or four-year-old toddler in his arms. The little girl wore fine silk clothes and smiled sweetly at everyone she met. The ministers: Wonderful! Heaven has blessed our Great Qi. The little princess beat the Left Chan 33.1kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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    It's hilarious! I was laughing like a duck in the middle of the night.

28. 928 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.3M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 8.2kReads9.5Score729Shelves

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    Alright!! This story is about a character who travels to the Warring States period to cultivate immortality. It's based on a rich imagination, combining history, legends, and mythology. The adventure is exciting and thrilling, written in an exaggerated and nonsensical style, but it's somewhat entertaining. It's slow-paced; if you like it, read on; if not, scroll away!!

29. 929 国 The Imperial Uncle's Heart's Cinnabar Mark 国舅心头朱砂痣 Bing Xiang冰香Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Song Sixian transmigrates into the Song family, a clan that sells its daughters for wealth and status. Determined not to be sold as a concubine to an eighty-year-old man, she boldly climbs into the bed of the Imperial Uncle. Shen Yunzhou, the Imperial Uncle of the current dynasty, wields power across the court. Cold and ruthless, he is nicknamed “the Cat Who Leaves Nothing Behind.” He is bent on seizing power, a notorious treacherous minister known throughout the realm. He is also exceptionally 3.9kReads9.0Score487Shelves

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    I'm laughing so hard. There are a few part-time jobs available.

30. 930 为 A Commentary on This Wonderful Otherworld 为美好的异世界献上吐槽 Xiao Luo Wushuang小落无双Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well.. 40.2kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves
31. 931 凡 The Mortal's Immortal Gourd 凡人仙葫 Ximen Woxue西门卧雪Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing Er Gouzi is an honest, hardworking farmer. His greatest dream is to save up enough to buy a few acres, become a small landowner, and marry a buxom, strong-legged wife. Then his life would be perfect. But after an accident leaves him with a gourd and an old swindler talks him into it, he blunders into the path of immortality and gets dragged into conflict. Even so, he never forgets his original goal: he just wants to farm... 232.7kReads9.0Score16.1kShelves
32. 932 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves
33. 933 综 Film and TV Crossover: Giving Native NPCs a Taste of Shock 综影视：给土著NPC一点震撼 Dian Yu点御Female-Channel Fanfiction2.3M WordsOngoing Jiang Tao ran into a glitch while playing a game on the StarNet and got trapped in it for good. Her memories became muddled, and she grew jumpy and paranoid. The ten thousand and first time she jumped off a mountain out of boredom, she bound herself to a broken System and began a journey across myriad worlds. My Journey to You “You NPCs are only level 30, and you think you can take me on? One basic attack from me and you’ll be begging me not to kill you.” She stood with her hands on her hips and 17.4kReads9.1Score531Shelves
34. 934 惊 Shock! The Female Long Aotian Is Actually Me 惊！女版龙傲天竟是我自己 Bu Er Yi不二依Ancient Romance231k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a book + cultivation + no romance + practically invincible heroine] Luo Qian didn't want to transmigrate into a book only to become a cannon-fodder nobody. She'd planned to make a comeback with the help of a System, but who knew the System would bind itself to the wrong person? System: Hey, girl, where'd you hide my overpowered male lead?! Luo Qian: Aren't I your Host? Since there was no turning back, Luo Qian rubbed her hands together and took off with the System. She'd plann 35Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    Every chapter is hilarious, and it gets better as you go on! The plot is unconventional, and I absolutely love the female lead's personality—gentle yet funny. Most importantly, she redeems the villainous female supporting character from the original story. Who knows, almost everyone has a crush on her! I'm laughing so hard!

35. 935 凡EN Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨 Master of One Update壹更大师Eastern Fantasy8.3M WordsCompleted (The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b 561.4kReads9.3Score72kShelves
36. 936 从 A Journey to Another World That Begins as a Slime 从史莱姆开始的异界之旅 Why Say So Much何必言深Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted I got bound to a divine-gift System from the start. The System spirit, Aila, claims to be the Goddess of Time. Why is she clinging to me? “Are you male or female?” “Jerk! I'm so cute, of course I'm a girl!” Who would have thought that the seemingly harmless Demon Slime in front of me could evolve until it devoured the entire world? “Uh, the contract needs a drop of blood? That'll hurt...” And so, with my knowledge of a thousand classic tropes from other worlds, my journey in another world be 15.5kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
37. 937 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
38. 938 综 Film and TV Crossover: Rushing to the Front Lines for Gossip 综影视：奔赴吃瓜第一线 Jian Shiyuan简十鸢Female-Channel Fanfiction953k WordsCompleted [Gossip + Reverse Mind-Reading + Goofy Mary Sue Sweet Romance] [Read the First Chapter for Content Warnings] Jian Youyou loves gossip and watching the drama unfold, but one of the people involved goes berserk and chops her to death. After risking her life for gossip, she binds herself to a top-tier gossip System. From then on, she resolutely heads for the front lines of every juicy story, unafraid even of death! And she doesn’t just enjoy the gossip herself, she brings everyone else along for th 6.3kReads8.8Score231Shelves
39. 939 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
40. 940 恶 The Vicious Female Supporting Character Went Viral After Causing Trouble on a Dating Show 恶毒女配在恋综花样作妖后爆红了 A Million Peach Blossoms百万桃源Modern Romance439k WordsCompleted [Absurd and illogical] Nan Yan had already completed missions in more than ninety angsty romance novels when she transmigrated into a novel about a beloved star in the entertainment industry, becoming the same-named villainess and being bound to an Anger-Inducing System. She joins a dating reality show alongside the heroine. To rack up anger points, Nan Yan goes all out causing trouble. Unexpectedly... At first, netizens: When is Nan Yan getting out of the entertainment industry? Later, netizens 1.3kReads9.3Score242Shelves

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    Have you ever seen a domineering CEO fart?

41. 941 综 Film and TV Crossover: The Supporting Actress Has a Golden Finger 综影视：女配有了金手指 Candied Lychee冰糖荔枝Female-Channel Fanfiction9.5M WordsOngoing What changes will the lives of the various supporting female characters from TV dramas and films undergo once they gain a golden finger? 59.2kReads8.9Score999Shelves
42. 942 道 The Daoist Is Here, Nothing Is Forbidden 道爷在此，百无禁忌 Goro Weeping with Joy喜极而泣五郎Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted The irreverent Daoist Lin, blessed with a Pure Yang Daoist body, roams the shadowy side of the modern city. Red embroidered shoes, a coffin for the living, the White Bone Meditation... Behind these eerie mysteries lies a thousand-year conspiracy to collect the “seven emotions.” Reporter Wang Tingting becomes the cinnabar mark in his heart, while forensic doctor Huang Mingzhu becomes the moonlight of his remaining years. When the apocalypse arrives, he is willing to slay gods for all living being 12Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    It's very well written...

43. 943 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏：从送外卖开始无敌 Big Jujube Tree大枣树Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver 7kReads9.0Score789Shelves
44. 944 我EN Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Ye Tiannan夜天南Mystery2.7M WordsOngoing Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 124.1kReads9.2Score14.9kShelves

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    There's a part in the first book that cracked me up, I laughed until tears streamed down my face. It's the part where they steal milk at night. (Note: These aren't really suitable for elementary or middle school students.) I'm a seasoned bookworm who's read countless novels, and now I just enjoy lighthearted and humorous stories. Life is stressful, and I just want to relax in my free time.

45. 945 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 49.5kReads9.6Score6.2kShelves

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    This book is amazing! If you don't like it, you can hit me!!! You know how rebellious he is? He starts rebelling right from the first chapter! He's born rebellious!!

46. 946 起 Did I Hear That Right? The Madam Seems to Have Torn a Vengeful Ghost Apart with Her Bare Hands! 起猛了，夫人她好像手撕厉鬼了！ Red Heart Sesame红心芝麻Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + goofy comedy + mild horror + ghost hunting + the supernatural + fortune-telling + power fantasy] The Lin family's youngest daughter, missing for twenty years, has finally been found. Word is, she grew up in a Taoist temple. On her first day back from the mountain, she takes one look at the Fang family's eldest son and announces he's carrying a baby boy. On her second day back, she does a quick reading and tells Mr. Li that his wife has cheated on him and his son isn't his. On he 13kReads8.7Score2kShelves

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    ② [Ahhh, today I can finally feast!] "Host, calm down, calm down, don't look like you've never seen anything like this before." [Guagua, look, this Dragon and Phoenix Auspiciousness is full of abalone and delicacies, it makes my mouth water. And this Peony of Wealth is decorated with peony petals, and it's a jelly made of rose petals and honey. I'm going to eat a lot of it later. The Jade Pool Immortal Fruit looks good too, it's full of lychees, longans, dragon fruit and other fruits. You know, I've been in this world for over ten years, I've almost forgotten what these fruits taste like…]

47. 947 被 A Man and a Dog Forgotten by Time 被时间遗忘的一人一狗 The Wolf King Is a Husky狼王是二哈Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [King of playing it safe⁺no System⁺immortality⁺comedy⁺easygoing] The early part is a little slow, but this is a lighthearted and enjoyable novel. Wang Yu and his pet husky unexpectedly came to the world of cultivation and discovered that time had forgotten both him and his silly dog! They may be immortal, but their luck seems terrible! Fortunately, Wang Yu has a special physique that lets him strengthen his body by eating! Wang Yu’s nicknames: Wang the Barbarian, the Bruiser. His big black dog i 2.2kReads8.5Score163Shelves

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    Always passionate, always joyful—the life you want can only be given to yourself. —Zhang Hao Chen

48. 948 九 The Nine Princes Vie for the Throne: The Consort Wins His Heart 九龙夺嫡：妃上心头 Goro Weeping with Joy喜极而泣五郎Ancient Romance567k WordsCompleted Wang Ruolan, a modern history student, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Qing dynasty during the middle years of the Kangxi Emperor's reign. Her distinctly modern outlook, knowledge, and bearing soon catch the attention and admiration of all nine of Kangxi's sons. As their feelings for her deepen, the existing balance of power begins to crumble. The brothers' bonds are tested by their struggle for both love and the empire, indirectly intensifying the historic conflict known as the “Nine Dragons 6Reads7.4Score—Shelves
49. 949 磕 They're Perfect! The Gorgeous Couple Is Serving Up Sweet Moments on the Dating Show Again 磕爆！神颜夫妇今天也在恋综撒糖 Xiao Ruanli小软礼Modern Romance591k WordsCompleted [Silly sweet romance + gorgeous couple + sweet fairy + cool, flirtatious heartthrob] Bo Zhi is famous in the entertainment industry as a rebellious queen. She has a fairy-like face, peach-blossom eyes, and a graceful figure, but a mouth that never spares anyone. On a dating show, while everyone else is busy showing off their sweet romance, she’s busy face-slapping scumbags and shameless women. “Love, schmove. It’s such a pain. My goal is to become the top-tier star of domestic entertainment, a o 13kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
50. 950 恐 Horror Game: My Luck Is So Broken I Leave Everyone Stunned 恐怖游戏：运气逆天的我秀到爆 I'll Give You a Piece of My Mind我顶你个肺Urban5.8M WordsOngoing (Comedy, shameless antics, satisfying wish fulfillment, lighthearted humor, a nearly invincible protagonist, and plenty of goofy fun.) After transmigrating to a parallel world, Xu Yueguang, whose luck is off the charts, gets locked up in a psychiatric hospital for constantly doing crazy things on purpose. He’s just escaped when he stumbles into a deadly game. Russian roulette. “One bullet isn’t enough. I want five! One shot? You think I’m a coward? Make it three!” Xu Yueguang takes a revolver wi 21.5kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves

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