Has Anyone Read a Novel That Made Them Laugh Until They Cramped Up? 大家读过什么笑到抽筋的小说吗

1. 801 手 Take a Cleaver to the Power Lines, and Sparks Fly All the Way 手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电 A Cat Is a Cat Head猫是猫猫头Ancient Romance441k WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 615Reads9.2Score120Shelves
2. 802 快 Quick Transmigration: Ancestor, Go Easy on Them 快穿：祖宗下手轻点 Long Leg Hair脚毛长长滴Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With one astonishing move after another on her missions, Pei Fufu drove 360 Systems to the brink of madness and tore apart ten Heavenly Daos. She then successfully landed at the very bottom of the Mission Taker rankings! Mission objective: Win over the Demon Lord? Win over my foot. This is so annoying. I’ll just stab him to death. She transmigrates into the heroine of an angst novel, and the villainess has gone blind too?! To protect every organ in her body, Pei Fufu acts decisively. That ver 354Reads9.2Score102Shelves
3. 803 穿 Transmigrated to the 1960s, I’m Going to Become a Farm Owner 穿到六零，我要成为农场主 Pale Caterpillar浅色毛毛虫Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the 1960s, she wakes up as a pushover, with a pocket dimension but still expected to do all the work herself? No way, she has to come up with a plan. What if she runs into bad people? No need to worry: just haul them into the pocket dimension and put them to work reclaiming land. What if aliens take advantage of her? Easy. She’ll bring out her invincible fleet and fight whoever needs fighting, capture whoever needs capturing. What if she runs into the male lead? Let her t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Laughing at night and having leg cramps

4. 804 满 A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰，跟着师妹浪到起飞 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo 20.5kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves

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   🙀In the beginning, I dressed as a tortoise and worked hard to survive (I randomly tricked the male protagonist and the villain [laughing]) because I was not good at refining elixirs and decided to do it myself🤏The male supporting actors are also very good (the most impressive line: (previous scene) Summary: The fourth senior brother has the attributes of being a road addict + being unlucky and lucky + being afraid of the dark. The whole sect is troubled by the fact that he gets lost easily. He can get lost even in the sect, let alone outside. He has to be lost all the time outside. Senior Brother Use the Rope didn't say anything, but he still cared about it in his heart. The heroine said these words in order to help Senior Brother find his way home without hurting his self-esteem) [Go forward and leave the sect. Do you really want to go out? Really? Then remember to come back early. [In the future, every path in Yufeng Sect will have luminous pearls hanging on it. If you get lost, you should be able to find your home by looking at it.]

5. 805 我 I’m the Emperor’s Uncle, and I Just Want to Eat, Drink, and Wait to Die 我是国舅，我想混吃等死 Watching the Sea观海Historical1.3M WordsCompleted I was just an overworked corporate drone. Then I died from working too hard and transmigrated into the body of an emperor's brother-in-law. An imperial brother-in-law? Does that mean I can stop working hard? In my old world, I was worked like a dog every day. Now the emperor, my brother-in-law, will give me money. He'll give me a house, too. And when it comes to a wife, he'll find me a rich, beautiful woman. All I have to do is eat, laze around, and enjoy the rest of my life. From now on, wh 3.6kReads8.9Score246Shelves
6. 806 灵 A Spiritual Herb Space: Is Cultivating Immortality Really That Hard? 灵药空间，修仙真的很难吗 Ximen Woxue西门卧雪Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted (Mortal cultivation, no System, cultivation and farming) The cultivation world is a jungle society structured like a pyramid. Those at the bottom have to claw their way upward to win a chance to catch their breath. Xiao Fei accidentally transmigrates into the body of a displaced refugee. On the verge of starving to death, he discovers a mysterious space hidden within him, gradually changing his fate as he rises from the very bottom of society… 19.4kReads8.8Score1.5kShelves
7. 807 姐 If I’m Right, I’m Right. If You’re Right, I’ll Beat You Up 姐行姐有理，你行姐揍你 Qingyuan Mumu清源木木Ancient Romance207k WordsCompleted A new book is out! Check out the hilarious power fantasy next door. Come give it a try! “No CP + strong heroine + power fantasy + comedy + decisive and ruthless” Content warnings: 1. Everyone is evil, including the heroine. 2. Everyone is crazy, especially the heroine, who is cruel and merciless. 3. A brainless power fantasy about a lunatic. Don’t read if that’s not your thing. Feng Xianxian, a madwoman who’s a master of both unhinged rants and snide remarks, draws her blade at the slightest pro 1.5kReads8.5Score158Shelves
8. 808 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 223.7kReads9.5Score19.6kShelves

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   1. The down-and-out sect leader who is both cowardly and vindictive, in order not to be obliterated, recruits disciples along the way. The full text is cowardly and vindictive, and he cultivates immortality with laughter. Arts. 2. He is obviously good at swordsmanship, but he carries seven divine swords and doesn't use them. He likes the job of nanny. But it has the attribute of light. Others are healed, but she is poisoned and can't live without laughter. 3. Reborn as a baby, unable to bear the abuse of his grandma, he ran away from home with his dog, encountered the apocalypse, and harvested small animals along the way. He especially loved watching Paw Paw Team, so he formed Paw Paw Team, a funny, cute and heart-warming post-apocalyptic story. 4. A little zombie who likes to hoard goods, the male protagonist is reborn, he has united teammates, not a virgin, a heart-warming post-apocalyptic story. 5. Gradually growing up at the age of three, it is considered a strong female character. She is cute since she was a child, and inspirational when she grows up. The male protagonist is a one-stopper.

9. 809 重 Back to the 1980s: From the Start, I Sell a Human Trafficker 重活80年代，开局卖掉人贩子 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Nostalgic rebirth + beautiful wife and devoted dad + making amends and turning over a new leaf + no System + witty humor + cozy everyday life + getting rich through farming] He was once a good-for-nothing, yet also a peerless patriot! Burdened by immense guilt and regret over his wife and daughter, he lived alone to old age, then donated his entire trillion-yuan fortune before he died. But life begins anew. Through tears, the powerful Qin Dongfang returns to 1986, just before his poor, beloved 5.9kReads9.1Score650Shelves
10. 810 尸 Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子，鬼抬棺 Jie Yu界玉Mystery3.3M WordsCompleted In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse! 239.9kReads9.6Score30kShelves

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    This book has many elements, but it is also funny. It is a novel worth reading, with a lot of foreshadowing, which proves that the author has an outline and the plot is very coherent. And they are some professional terms, Jieyu will explain them carefully, yyds!

11. 811 不 It's Not the Villain Dying Too Soon That Scares Me, It's the Villain Being a Clown 不怕反派死得早，就怕反派是沙雕 Darkened Sweetheart黑化甜妹Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Transmigrates into a book + Entertainment industry + Chaotic drama + Satisfying face-slapping + Nonsense + Multiple personalities + Powerful figures + Jealous king] Zhuo Jin, a rebellious goddess, transmigrates into a book. The original body had taken the route of being infamous for all the wrong reasons, and the whole internet hated her. Her boyfriend broke up with her over it, too. Under the combined pressure of cyberbullying and heartbreak, the original owner tried to end her lif 429Reads8.7Score—Shelves
12. 812 我 I Became the Wicked Stepmother Who Was Cannon Fodder in a Period Novel 我穿成了年代文女主的炮灰恶婆婆 More Green Light青光更多Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted After dying of a serious illness, Yang Mei transmigrates into the body of a village woman in the 1970s and becomes the hateful mother-in-law everyone despises. After inheriting the original owner's memories of her past life, Yang Mei sets some goals for the future: First, make the most of this healthy body. Sleep until she wakes, eat meat until she's full, and enjoy life to the fullest! The only problem is, right now every household eats coarse-flour flatbreads, so that's going to be tough. Seco 568Reads9.0Score101Shelves

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    It's hilarious. The heroine traveled back in time to the 1970s and became an evil mother-in-law that everyone hated. When she opened her eyes, she found two handsome guys looking at her. She thought it was God who rewarded her for working too hard in her previous life and rewarded her with two handsome guys. She had already thought about how to arrange her future. Unexpectedly, the two handsome guys called her "mother" as soon as they opened their mouths. She couldn't bear to laugh [crying with laughter]

13. 813 全 Everyone Farms: My Farm Can Evolve Without Limits 全民种田：我的农场能无限进化 Beef Stewed with Curry and Potatoes咖喱土豆炖牛肉Urban3.4M WordsCompleted Jiang Lin transmigrates to a parallel world where everyone who turns twenty can own a mysterious sky farm. If they can defend it, they can rise to the top overnight and become a top-tier star in the parallel world. Everyone struggles desperately to protect their sky farm. Jiang Lin, however, has a Super Farm System and a World Tree that can give birth to the spirit of heaven and earth. With ease, he leads his sky farm on an endless path of ascension! 18.4kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves
14. 814 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 51.7kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves

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    In the first book, the male protagonist is a thief. He goes to the police station every day to drink tea. In the second book, everyone is crazy. How funny it is. Take your time to understand it. If you don't laugh after reading it, hit me.

15. 815 萌 The Apocalypse Came After the Adorable Kid Ran Away from Home with the Dog 萌宝带狗子离家出走后，末世来了 Firelight炉火Sci-Fi & Apocalypse403k WordsCompleted A powerful immortal dies and is reborn in the apocalypse as a baby, bringing a System along. Before the apocalypse, three-and-a-half-year-old Tianbao is beaten by her biased grandparents and runs away from home with her dog. To get its three-and-a-half-year-old Host to collect more supplies, the System has no choice but to promise her an extra episode of Paw Patrol every day. While collecting supplies, Tianbao happily explores the luxurious amusement parks she’s never been to before. Along the w 4.1kReads9.1Score532Shelves
16. 816 早 If I’d Known I’d Transmigrate Into a Book, I Wouldn’t Have Studied Western Medicine 早知道要穿书，就不学西医了 The Useless Dianxin Sauce废物典心酱Ancient Romance1.3M WordsOngoing [Female lead is a medical student (medical student ≠ doctor) + a tiny bit of a golden finger + no System + both leads are each other’s first and only love + funny but timid female lead who won’t suffer any major losses] [Heads-up: This is a silly, brainless story because the author has no brain. If that bothers you, please read something else. I’ll be sad if you criticize me. This is not a story about a strong female lead.] Divider As a miserable medical student, Jiang Nan tragically transmigrat 51Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    Very funny and hilarious, laugh to death

17. 817 小 The Little Zombie Hides Her Hands Behind Her Back, Focused on Working Hard, Not Romance 小丧尸小手一背，只想内卷不恋爱 South of the Ji River济水之南Sci-Fi & Apocalypse310k WordsCompleted There was a strange little zombie in town. She didn't eat people or drink blood, and only loved pushing her little cart around to stock up on snacks. One day, someone stole the things the little zombie had worked so hard to stockpile, and she angrily moved away. Her new home was a pig farm, so she began living a happy life raising pigs and eating meat. (Not really.) The little zombie had a mind like a blank slate and forgot who had stolen her things, until the thief came back again. Li Jingfeng 19.4kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves
18. 818 下 After Descending to Earth, the Lucky Baby Girl Becomes the Darling of the Entire Imperial Clan 下凡后，锦鲤奶包被整个皇族团宠 Meow Jinjin喵金金Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Everyone’s darling + sweet romance + alternate-world setting + mutual devotion + lighthearted style] The emperor of Yunxi has ten sons in a row, and he longs for a daughter more than anything. When the empress goes into labor, Yunxi welcomes its first little princess in a hundred years. The emperor of Yunxi issues an order: “Dote on her! All of you, dote on her!” Whatever the little princess wants, even if it’s a star in the sky, they must pluck it down for her. As they spoil her, Yunxi grows r 13.1kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves

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    Surprisingly, the little princess that the whole royal family is waiting for is Fu Bao. The plot is not laggy at all. The heroine has many brothers. They use the surname Yun outside. If you suspect it is a brother, ask if it is a brother. If it is a brother, just admit it. It is not the kind of plot that is delayed and missed. All the brothers are very fond of the heroine.

19. 819 跨 Love Across Species 跨物种相爱 Lost in a Long Dream长梦不醒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse585k WordsCompleted [A heroine who likes to slack off and occasionally get cheeky VS a mentally unstable zombie king who flies into a rage at the drop of a hat] (Transmigration + rebirth + System, with a sweet, pampering, everyday-life focus) Mu Yao transmigrates. She looks at the luxurious mansion in front of her, but before she can enjoy life as a wealthy heiress, a System pops into her mind and tells her the apocalypse is coming. No need to panic. The Su family is rich, so she can stockpile supplies like a littl 1.4kReads8.9Score154Shelves

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    This is really funny. The whole reason for the funnyness comes from the fact that the heroine is a cannon fodder. Even if there is a system, the system will only give her some flashy things and tell her that good-looking is enough. The male protagonist is also a zombie with an unusual brain circuit. He is so damn cute and sweet.

20. 820 割 I Ran Into My Ex While Getting Hemorrhoids Removed 割痔疮偶遇前男友 Boat Crossing the Wu River舟过吴江Modern Romance173k WordsCompleted Adorably goofy girl × proud, sharp-tongued guy Lu Yunzheng was the brother Jiang Lanyue got as part of a bargain. Their parents had both remarried, and the siblings didn’t get along. Lu Yunzheng couldn’t stand Jiang Lanyue’s freeloading father, so he picked on his stepsister too. Then, somehow, he started developing feelings for Jiang Lanyue... 1.9kReads8.9Score163Shelves

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    I really laughed out loud. Haha, you can tell how funny the book is just by reading the title. 🌸😍🍅I laughed all the way through the book. I had a hemorrhoidectomy and the doctor who performed the surgery was my ex-boyfriend. I complained to the dean, but it turned out that the dean was also an ex-boyfriend... It was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing.

21. 821 满 The Max-Level Green Tea Binds to a Truth-Telling System and Takes the Internet by Storm 满级绿茶绑定真话系统后火爆全网 Nandu Qiqi南都七七Modern Romance468k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + reborn + System + sweet romance + 1v1 + mutual unrequited love + childhood friends + variety show + livestream] Proud, straightforward girl vs. scheming, sharp-tongued film emperor Lin Xu vs. Gu Huaizhi After Reaching Max Level as a Green Tea and Binding to a Truth-Telling System, I Took the Internet by Storm / On a Variety Show, My Childhood Friend the Film Emperor and I Got Paid to Date Lin Xu, a max-level green tea, was reborn. Her death in her previous life had been suspicious. Ap 16Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    It's really funny! Hahahahaha!!!

22. 822 我 I'm the Female Lead's Foil, Playing Three Male Foils at Once 我，女配，同时扮演三个男配 Li Duping李渡平Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Transmigrate Into a Book + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scum + Irresistible Female Lead + Gossip + Disguised as a Man] I'm a woman, but I'm playing male supporting characters in three different books at once? Zhao Ruoming died, and the System told her to play three roles across three books. If she completed the missions, she could come back to life. Zhao Ruoming: “Oh, quick transmigration? Aren't three worlds a bit too few?” System: “Not three worlds. There's only one world. You have to 9.7kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    It is guaranteed to make you laugh so hard in every chapter, it is guaranteed to be crazy and exciting. Especially in the first book, the heroine directly acted as a Daddy to three unruly men to marry the original heroine. The heroine is still awesome [cool]

23. 823 昨 Yesterday’s Ark: You Evolve, I’ll Eat Shit 昨日方舟：你们进化，我次翔 A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨Urban22k WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Devolution + No-Brains + Invincible - Intelligence] Dr. Kini Teme has developed a special "drug," but no one dares to take it. After losing the woman he loved and spending all his money, Long Tianxiang has the good fortune to become the "first person to try it" on an afternoon when his mind is falling apart. Time flows backward, and species devolve. Reborn in the primordial age, can he use an edible brown fungus to rewrite the origins of the universe? 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first one, a new book, the main character is reborn as a maggot [smile][smile][smile] After reading it, I feel that my three senses are gone.

24. 824 盗 Tomb Raiding: I Tore Down the Golmud Sanatorium 盗墓：我拆了格尔木疗养院 Red-Headed Crane with Ice鹤顶红加冰Mystery3.7M WordsOngoing [No Female Lead + Cheerful Protagonist + Comedy] Wu Mo transmigrates into the ultimate tomb-raiding world and becomes Wu Xie’s younger brother, gaining a tomb-raiding sign-in System. Ding! Sign-in successful. Reward granted. 1: Azure Dragon bloodline 2: Tomb-trap mechanisms 3: Corpse control With these skills at his disposal, Wu Mo starts running wild in the tomb-raiding world. He blows up the Golmud Sanatorium, beats up Hei Xiazi, and tests his strength against Xiaoge. He saves A Ning in the S 33kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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    Prodigal Son of Ming Dynasty

25. 825 无 Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！ Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle咕噜噜咕Urban847k WordsCompleted [System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se 222Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The protagonist has the gift of immortality! Talent effect: Resurrection (automatically triggered after death). When the host dies, it consumes a certain amount of emotional value to resurrect within a random range of the current coordinates. After resurrection, it enters a period of weakness. Tip 1: After resurrection, the body will return to its original state. Tip 2: You can consume emotional points to end the period of weakness. Tip 3: Remember the location silently when you die, there is a high chance that you will be resurrected at the same location.

26. 826 这 This System Is a Little Too Much of a Rip-Off 这个系统有亿点点坑 Guanglong Yueyue广龙月月Urban781k WordsOngoing This is a modern supernatural novel with a System. It is more comedic than scary. There are no feats that instantly conquer the heavens, earth, and everything under them from the start, nor does anyone start out with tens of trillions. If that bothers you, read with caution. After saving a woman who had fallen into prostitution in a back alley, wage worker Zhang Haochen contracts a virus. On the brink of death, he unexpectedly activates the Virtue System. Fulfilling the wishes of ghosts earns hi 65Reads8.8Score102Shelves

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    Everyone, I'm sorry

27. 827 修 Five Years of Cultivation, Invincible the Moment I Descend the Mountain 修仙五年，下山就无敌 Half the Night一半夜色Urban2.5M WordsOngoing [Passionate urban action + decisive and ruthless + funny and lighthearted + no do-gooder heroine] “Dear apprentice.” “Your master is begging you, come down from the mountain.” Five years ago, Ye Fan was abducted by his beautiful master and taken to Kunlun Mountain to cultivate immortality. He became the temple's only male disciple. Five years later, Ye Fan, who had vanished and was believed dead, returns in triumph, possessing peerless powers. A hidden dragon plunges into the depths, stirring up 11.3kReads9.1Score982Shelves
28. 828 新 Jilted on My Wedding Night, I Bond with the Grand Agricultural Official System 新婚夜被鸽后我绑定了大司农系统 Zucchini Is on the Pumpkin Team西葫芦是南瓜派Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Women in government + farming and infrastructure + satisfying revenge with light comedy + career-focused with a little romance + male lead in a supporting role + beloved by everyone + romance after an arranged marriage] Lin Ran transmigrates to a fictional dynasty and gains a grandmother obsessed with chanting sutras, a father who brings bad luck to his wives, a bookish second younger brother, a wastrel third younger brother, an influential family by marriage, and a misfit System that hounds he 13.4kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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    These two are really fun. The first one, Feng Xi, is about cannon fodder in the book and not taking the usual path. The little mouth is so awesome. The unexpected twists and turns are turning around. I think I am more funny, and I laugh secretly at night when I am covered. The second one, Lin Ran, travels through the imaginary world, signs a contract to work hard for a career, and if a woman enters the court and becomes an official and likes to watch farming, don't miss it. The plot is not laggy at all.

29. 829 夜 Night Fishing, When a Weasel Begs for a Title and Says She Looks Like a Beast-Eared Girl 夜钓遇黄皮子讨封，说她像兽耳娘 Tang Xiaotangguo唐小糖果Mystery846k WordsCompleted Fishing enthusiast Wang Kun transmigrates to a parallel world and decides to become a fishing streamer. Who could have guessed that supernatural forces would be returning in this world? On a night-fishing trip, he runs into a spirit: a weasel seeking a divine title. Weasel: “Hey, you there. Do I look more like a person or a god?” For the sake of his own happiness, Wang Kun replies, “You look like a golden-haired, beast-eared beauty who’ll do whatever I say, has boundless magical powers, and is s 8kReads8.8Score808Shelves
30. 830 我 I'm a Fortune-Telling Streamer, and the Whole Internet Is Fighting for a Spot 我算命主播，一个名额让全网疯抢 Ren Xiao Shi牣小十Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Wang Yue transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits a fortune-telling shop on the verge of closing down. His 300-jin landlady is also eyeing him hungrily. Luckily, the System may be late, but it finally arrives, activating the Divine Fortune-Telling System at a crucial moment. From then on, he makes a point of telling fortunes in unconventional ways. Other people read palms, but he tells fortunes by looking at photos. Wang Yue: “You there, kindred spirit. I see a terrible omen hanging over y 18kReads8.7Score1.6kShelves

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