The Disciple Didn't Bring the Fun, So Master Will Show You How It's Done!

徒弟没整活，师尊给你整个活！

by Rob the Rich to Help the Poor (劫父济贫)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 120k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
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[Invincible protagonist + lighthearted + magical treasures + pills + conceptual god + comedy + antics + master + taking disciples + ...] System: 【100% guaranteed to catch a blade with your bare hands.】 Protagonist: Why are your knees all scraped up? System: 【Stare at someone, and they get lucky.】 Protagonist: Why is your stomach all bloated? System: 【Get beaten up and gain seniority.】 Protagonist: How did I become your mother? System: 【Time stop, time stop, time!】 Protagonist: Why are you walking all choppy? I'm done! I'm here to crank up the difficulty of immortal cultivation! I throw forbidden spells around like they're basic attacks. Didn't you know my System is a cowardly spiritual root? Oh, young reader! Did you miss this golden novel? Or this silver novel? Or this shabby, tattered, but hilarious novel? Lucky one, congratulations! Come on in and read the first three chapters. What do you say? Much appreciated!

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