Master, Your Magical Treasures Are Way Too Improper!

【Satisfying Read + Ensemble Cast + Face-Slapping + Absurd Cultivation + Anti-Trope】 Master Xiao Yibai transmigrated to the world of cultivation and acquired a 100% success rate for artifact crafting System... Unfortunately, from the start, all he had was three broken-down thatched huts and three disciples so hungry they could only chew on grass. Since everyone was starving, Master would go steal some chickens from the Beast-Taming Peak. As it turned out, he stole a Golden Luan Bird at the Golden Core stage. Just like that, his second disciple cultivated the Chicken Dao and established his foundation... At the sect tournament, the disciples of the other sects dared to look down on them! No problem. If they’re going to mock you, your master will craft some magical artifacts for you... 【Sleep-Inducing Whistle】【Itch-Scratcher】Heh, we’ll slaughter them all, and no one will look down on us again... The young master of the Demon Sect coveted Junior Sister’s spiritual root. Xiao Yibai handed him a 【Celestial-Binding Rope】. “Orthodox cultivators are all this kinky?” A prodigy from the Immortal Realm sneered: “A puny artifact crafter dares to call himself a master?” Xiao Yibai brought out the “Fully Automatic Cultivation Bed,” the “Smart Alchemy Furnace,” and the “Sect-Protection Formation That Chants ‘666.’” Everyone in the crowd dropped to their knees and shouted, “Dad!” Junior Sister staked out the place and caught him red-handed: “Master sneaked into Eldest Senior Sister’s room to steal spirit stones again!” But she found Xiao Yibai putting gemstones into Senior Sister’s spirit sword. “This itch-scratcher needs pink diamonds to match your temperament, Eldest Senior Sister.” Second Senior Brother used the 【Copying Mirror】 to make everyone look exactly alike, so no one knew who to attack. Xiao Yibai crafted artifacts late into the night. His disciples clung to his legs and wailed: “Master, stop crafting! Every disciple on the peak has bags full of magical treasures. They’re so heavy we can barely walk!”