Reverend, You Have a Side Hustle? Are You Stealing Massage Therapists' Jobs Too?

[Lighthearted Comedy + Fortune-Telling Livestream + Creepy Crawling + Wild Plot Twists]

After Chu Tiantong dies, he transmigrates into the body of a down-on-his-luck young Taoist priest.

To keep from starving, he takes on a bunch of side jobs and is even forced to start livestreaming.

Viewer: "Priest, my girlfriend and my wife have both fallen into the water. Which one should I save first?"

Chu Tiantong: "Save yourself first. If they were sensible, they wouldn't make things difficult for you!"

Viewer: "Your father's father is your grandfather. What do you call your father's son?"

Chu Tiantong: "A Milky Dragon, because you're a Milky Dragon."

Viewer: "Priest, Priest, how can I live a little longer?"

Chu Tiantong: "A thousand-year-old turtle, a ten-thousand-year-old tortoise. The key isn't the turtle itself, but its color! Just make sure it's green enough."

Just as the livestream chat was getting lively, someone suddenly knocked on the Taoist temple's door.

Chu Tiantong hurried to his feet, leaving them with just one line:

"I have to go massage my God of Wealth's feet. That's it for today's livestream."

Then he hurriedly ended the stream.

[???]

The livestream chat was full of question marks.

[This priest needs a nerf! He even steals the masseuse's job?]