Trading Apprentices for a Dog's Life? Master's Magic Treasures Are Way Too Weird

[Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Invincible Protagonist + Ensemble Cast + Face-Slapping + Subverted Tropes]

[A Hilarious Cultivation Story! The System Malfunctions? The Master Crashes and Burns in Real Time!]

With two moons in the sky, Jiang Yiliu transmigrates into the role of a minor sect's leader and gets the “Take Disciples to Save Your Own Skin” System.

As long as his disciples are strong enough, he can extend his life by ten thousand years!

But from the start, it's hell: his disciples are sickly and malnourished, his sect is on the verge of collapse, and they still dare to dream of competing in the Thousand Sects Tournament?

To stay alive, Jiang Yiliu spends the night refining magical treasures and pills.

His eldest disciple's Yin-Yang Mirror makes the enemy forces collectively perform a “kneel down and claim them as family” routine.

His second disciple's corpse puppet specializes in picking fights with Nascent Soul big shots, but turns into a complete pushover the moment it sees a Golden Core cultivator.

His third disciple is even more outrageous. One toss of the “Jinghong Pill” and it explodes, making every cultivator present break into a group square dance!

The disciples collapse and clutch their foreheads. “Master! You can already live for thirty thousand years. Stop refining things!”

Jiang Yiliu raises an eyebrow and sneers. “What's the panic? This is strategic misdirection. The next pill is sure to...”

Before he can finish, the pill furnace explodes with a roar, and countless pink bubbles float out amid the fireworks...