This Pilgrimage Crew Is Ridiculously Strong, Yet Absurdly Unserious

The moment I transmigrated into Tang Sanzang, I awakened the “Physical Salvation” System.

My first disciple, Sun Wukong, had spent five hundred years pinned beneath a mountain and become the ultimate wisecracker. His staff was perfect for sneaking up on demons and knocking them cold.

My second disciple, Zhu Bajie, was the champion of slacking off, yet also a business genius who could turn a stone into gold.

My third disciple, Sha Wujing, looked honest and humble, but was actually a master of humblebragging who worked himself to the bone behind the scenes.

And then there was the White Dragon Horse, a vain beauty who took selfies with his dragon head every day.

The pilgrimage for scriptures? No, this was our startup journey!

A financial siege at Black Wind Mountain, a rain-prayer esports cup in the Kingdom of Chechi, a plan to groom the Women's Country's top-tier star... Innovation was our game!

Until we reached the foot of Spirit Mountain, where the Buddha stared at our KPI report and fell into deep thought.

I pressed my palms together. “Buddha, the pilgrimage is just a side gig. Making money... I mean, saving all living beings, is our main business.”

A Journey to the West where everyone is a villain... no, where everyone is a comedian. The laughs begin today!