Funny, Sensible Cultivation Stories 搞笑合理修仙

1. 1 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 515.8kReads9.7Score69.9kShelves

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   The first book, a slice-of-life comedy, has a touch of melancholy in it; the second is pure, nonsensical humor. 🤦

2. 2 黑 Quit Pretending, Black-Hearted Senior Brother. All Your Accomplices Have Confessed 黑心师兄别装啦，你的同伙全招了 I Just Love Bewitching Women就喜欢妖女Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday life + lighthearted + supreme survivor + invincible among peers + silly and loaded] Wait, I gave him a Qi Refining cultivation method. How did he cultivate all the way to become a Great Emperor? Hua Liuyun, who grew up without parents, uses his heaven-defying luck to build a life of wealth, step by step. The child of luck is old news. He’s the father of luck. Before absolute strength, even the Lord of a Forbidden Zone has to raise a hand and offer him a cigarette. Before money, even th 17.6kReads8.4Score2.3kShelves
3. 3 长 Cultivating Immortality for Eternal Life: This Old Fox Is Absurdly Cautious 长生修仙，这个老六苟得离谱 Planting Stars in the Ruins在废墟种星星Eastern Fantasy173k WordsOngoing [Comedy] + [Proficiency Panel] + [Supreme Old Six] + [Invincible Power Fantasy] After transmigrating into the brutal world of immortal cultivation, Lu Wuyou awakened a [Proficiency Panel]. With enough repetition, he could grind any basic spell to max level. To stay alive, Lu Wuyou decided to keep his head down on Wangyou Peak and never leave the mountain, no matter what. Master: “Wuyou, I’ve taken in a junior sister for you.” Lu Wuyou: “Wait a moment, Master. To make sure she isn’t a painted-ski 1.1kReads—Score168Shelves

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   🔥New book: The Way of the Cautious Immortal Cultivator | Proficiency System. The male protagonist is ridiculously cautious, always finding a scapegoat instead of acting rashly. He has a ton of aliases, and his master is actually himself! No hot-blooded battles, just playing the game of severing karmic ties and avoiding disasters. Packed with laughs, a must-read for fans of the "Cultivating Immortality" path! Title: "The Way of the Cautious Immortal Cultivator: This Old Six is Ridiculously Cautious"

4. 4 举 Report! Someone's Using Cheat Codes to Cultivate Immortality in Space 举报！这里有个开挂的在星际修仙 Le Ning Cola乐柠可乐Modern Romance705k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + Soul Cultivation Expert + 1v1 + Strong Female Lead] After five hundred years of painstaking cultivation, Jiang Ning was finally about to survive her tribulation and become an immortal, only for the damn Heavenly Dao to strike her dead with a lightning bolt! You heartless Heavenly Dao, don't you feel guilty? Even with her cheat, was it easy spending five hundred years cultivating, living like a caveman in that cave dwelling? But wait just a moment! Jiang Ning has transmigrated aga 2.5kReads8.8Score297Shelves

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   I'm currently reading the first book, and I've already finished the second one. I highly recommend the second one, it's hilarious! Right? (The enslaved version of the book) 🤭🤭🤭

5. 5 星 On the Interstellar Battlefield, I Fly on a Sword! 星际战场，我！御剑飞行！ Fang Xiangpi方响屁Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Interstellar + Cultivation + Mecha + Military Academy + Ensemble Cast + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + No Romance] The animated series is out, and it's pretty good Ensemble cast! Ensemble cast! An absolutely massive ensemble cast! In the Renwu year of the Immortal Calendar, Shi An, sect master of Xuanqing Sect, the greatest sect in the cultivation world, attempted to overcome the tribulation. He encountered the rarest divine-annihilating lightning tribulation in ten thousand years and perished, 114kReads9.1Score23.1kShelves
6. 6 伪EN Pseudo-Spirit Root Cultivates into an Immortal: Perfectly Reasonable, Right? 伪灵根当天灵根修成仙，很合理吧 Wu Wuwu吾舞舞吾Eastern Fantasy974k WordsOngoing Invincible + chuunibyou + cultivation powered entirely by belief I, Li Tianwei, was born to be the protagonist. I understood gravity at the age of three, but Newton was born before me. In kindergarten, I already had twelve great generals under my command and wanted to conquer the Central Plains and unite the realm, but Ying Zheng beat me to it too. As they say, two kings can’t rule the same age. It wasn’t until I transmigrated to the world of immortal cultivation that Li Tianwei finally understo 28.5kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves

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   🤔😁🙏↗️😤↗️😜🖕🏼😤🖕🏼😭😭😍😍😡😡😜😡😞😀😑🙂😫🙁😑😑😙🤗🤗🤐🙂😟😾😼😾🙍😾🙍💆🙍👍👄👍👍👊👬👋(๑´∀`๑)! \ (￣￣)/(◦`~´◦)Kznxnzmakwoskdffnfnd/xkkxkfkcmwco.!.!,!!.?.?,!.!.?!?, None of them saw you crying. You are eating at home. JJ is playing cards. You are still tender. Mmkxamwocmiecinencnieein, no let you send your heart. Which do you think is right? Is it a card machine? That girl, you are taking big bites of class. It's a pity to reverse the age. Hmm, where are you? Are you carding? Are you watching? How can I find you? I want to learn from you. It's a pity to see. Is that right? Cherish no card. Xie Na, where is the golden Buddha? Oh, human machine, human machine registration. There is no one to come. Can you contact me? Is it okay? Chen Nana, carding, card swiping, learning machine, eat. Where are you swiping?

7. 7 我 I’m Heart to Heart with My Sect, but My Sect Is Playing Mind Games with Me 我跟宗门心连心，宗门跟我动脑筋 A Random Pen Name一个随机笔名Ancient Romance967k WordsOngoing One female lead, no romance, ensemble cast, and not a traditional level-up story “Good evening, I’m very unhappy to be of service to you.” “Likewise. I hope you have an unfortunate night.” Those two lines set the tone for the adversarial relationship between Host Yan Qitong and System 715. Yan Qitong ignores 715’s carefully planned apprenticeship plot, where she was supposed to rush off to the greatest sect under heaven and serve as a stepping stone for the male lead. Instead, she picks up a ma 296Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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   I can't take it anymore, these books are all so funny, especially the last one, I laughed so hard I couldn't stand up straight.

8. 8 都 She’s Already Got Livor Mortis, but Her Fellow Disciples Think It’s a Full-Sleeve Tattoo 都长尸斑了，同门还以为她纹花臂 Those Days of Picking Corn那些扒苞米的日子Fantastical Romance412k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + ensemble cast + defying fate + everyone’s nuts, including the original male and female leads] Lin Nu was sent to the afterlife by a bottle of poison elixir water from the heroine’s simps. She died in peace, only to be carried back to the sect by a bunch of lunatics. This sect sure is full of talents. Her aloof, stunningly beautiful master likes dressing as a man, and secretly ships himself with Lin Nu. The senior brother constantly talks about cultivating the Heartless Dao, but s 9.6kReads8.7Score1.9kShelves
9. 9 我 I've Become the Villains' Master, How Could I Be a Good Person? 我都成反派们师父了，能是好人？ Shang Buyu商不予卿Ancient Romance1.9M WordsOngoing The animated series is now available. Search for “I Became the Villains' Master, So How Could I Be a Good Person?” [No Romance + Strong Female Lead + Ensemble Cast of Villains with a Few Screws Loose] “This master will shelter you from wind and rain, but don't ask where the wind and rain came from.” The villain, badly wounded after being defeated by the protagonists, cries out, “Stop standing around and save me!” “Maybe you shouldn't have slacked off in your training. You can't even beat a bunch 38.9kReads8.9Score6.7kShelves
10. 10 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.4kReads9.3Score9kShelves
11. 11 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5kShelves

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    The first book, "Chen Pi," tells the story of a seemingly useless character despised by everyone, who gradually grows through a humorous and abstract artistic style. The second book is both funny and logical, explaining the reasons for the system's appearance in a very reasonable way.

12. 12 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves
13. 13 让 I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了 A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban5.0M WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act 63.4kReads9.4Score5.1kShelves

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    Cultivation of immortality, high-level martial arts. Incomplete cultivation techniques need to be modified.

14. 14 让EN You're Supposed to Do Evil, Not Do Away with Evildoers! 让你做恶，不是让你做掉恶人啊喂 Make This Monk Your Core请以贫僧为核Urban911k WordsOngoing [Traditional high-level martial arts + memes + sharp tongue + comedy + clever plotting + one heroine] Xu Yuan transmigrates unexpectedly to Planet Earth, where divine martial arts reign supreme. A Crime List appears in his mind. As long as he commits evil, he earns Crime Points and can climb the rankings to claim rewards. The higher his rank, the greater the rewards. Xu Yuan thinks, So I'm supposed to become a scumbag? What about my family? But he soon discovers that doing good deeds actually de 41kReads8.7Score3.9kShelves
15. 15 我 I Gasped in Shock!! 我倒吸了一口凉气！！ A Heartless Smile没心没扉的笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] [Invincible] [A Void-Return cultivator uses technology] [Cultivation] [Academic genius] If metaphysics is the end of technology, what lies at the end of metaphysics? “Our Qingyun Sect is an orthodox school of the Three Pure Ones, registered with the Administration for Industry and Commerce and listed with the Religious Affairs Bureau. From summoning wind and rain and blessing high-voltage power lines, to exorcising ghosts and demons and performing IVF, we can do it all. The 26.8kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves

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    When metaphysics meets science, does the end of science lead to metaphysics, or vice versa? Let this reincarnated cultivator tell you the answer.

16. 16 这 This Evil Cultivator Is Surprisingly Righteous 这个邪修，有点正 Yi Nan Tian翊男天Eastern Fantasy187k WordsOngoing [Eastern Fantasy, Master-Disciple Comedy, No System, Misunderstandings, Cautious Cultivation, Power Fantasy, Subverting Expectations, Lightning Techniques, Genius, Play the pig to eat the tiger, Decisive and Ruthless] My demonic cultivator master lied and told me he was the leader of the righteous path! I believed him and devoted myself wholeheartedly to exterminating evil, defending the righteous, and slaying demons. One day, my master got caught trying to flirt with a female ghost because h 42Reads—Score—Shelves

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    No system, no time travel, male-oriented, evil cultivator master who raised a righteous demon, master's treachery, disciple's...

17. 17 赠 Ten-Thousandfold Gift Returns: I'm the Number One Simp in the Immortal Realm! 赠礼万倍返还：我，仙界第一舔！ Eunuch Yuchen雨晨公公Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing “Gave away a Qi-Gathering Pill, received a ten-thousandfold return: rewarded with a Nine-Turn Golden Pill!” “Gave away a Fireball Spell, received a ten-thousandfold return: rewarded with a World-Destroying Buddha Lotus!” “Gave away a low-grade magical artifact, received a ten-thousandfold return: rewarded with an Axe of Creation!” After Ye Chen obtained the System, giving gifts to female cultivators was all it took to earn rewards. All Ye Chen wanted to say was, I never meant to be a simp. But t 160.9kReads8.6Score15.6kShelves

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    Not bad, quite interesting

18. 18 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

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