Cultivation? Let's Wait Until My Teammates Get Here

[A survival game in the cultivation world, now loading for me and my friends]

[No romance + ensemble cast + daily life + memes + spiritual internet + a touch of scheming + passion]

Xie Yunyao accidentally falls asleep during a math exam. When she opens her eyes again, she’s taking the entry trial for Qingya Sect.

Desperate to get back and finish her math problems, Xie Yunyao looks at the cliff right in front of her and jumps.

“Congratulations, Junior Sister, on being the first to pass the trial illusion.”

What? 666, that actually worked?

Xie Yunyao passes the test in a bizarre way, only to see a fellow disciple pull out some Weilong spicy strips. Then she hears a familiar four-character game title from a senior sister.

“Damn!” Xie Yunyao can’t help swearing.

A seemingly proper talisman cultivator girl tosses a charm above her enemies’ heads during a fight, making colorful words like “Nice one!” and “That all you’ve got?” float down;

A delicate-looking healer enlarges an iron needle into a giant, uses it to smash people, calls it the “Ruyi Jingu Bang,” and pokes them in the butt;

A versatile cultivator at the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion works math problems into illusion formations. Anyone who can’t solve them correctly can’t escape;

A burly Buddhist cultivator who says “Amitabha” at every turn responds to trouble by physically delivering people to the afterlife, then picks up a butcher’s knife and attains Buddhahood on the spot...

Xie Yunyao rubs her temples. “You guys... you’re not even trying to keep it subtle anymore.”

Not only do these people have names similar to those of her real-life friends, their mischievous little tricks are familiar too.

Now that she has a team, solo grinding is out of the question.

But whenever all seven, each perfectly capable on their own, get together, chaos inevitably follows.

Hold on, everyone! Weren’t we supposed to have a coordinated team fight?