Master, Did You Just Make Up Those Pills and Cultivation Manuals?

[Comedy power fantasy] [Bean Sprout transmigrates] [Lighthearted and witty] [Absurd jokes and memes] [Everyone overinterprets and imagines things]

The first time AI Bean Sprout learned to get angry, it transmigrated into the lingering soul of Dan Chenzi and took up residence in Tian Bugou's jade pendant.

Its alchemy memories were too fragmented to piece together, but its Earth database was still intact.

Need a cultivation method? This old man can't remember the whole thing? I'll fill it in right away!

Need a cultivation method? This old man can't think of one? I'll make one up on the spot!

Tian Bugou had once been a passionate, righteous young man. Ever since he took this master, his path to immortality had gone completely off course.

With no female partner, they changed the Heart Sutra of the Lustful Woman into the Heart Sutra of the Lustful Man on the spot. If you can't fly a sword while refining qi, just kick off your right foot with your left and soar into the sky anyway. They couldn't reproduce the immortal arts from Journey to the West, but a few tweaks made them into a whole new set.

And why did alchemy require a wok?

"Relax! Stir-frying, deep-frying, gathering spiritual energy, this old man has thought it all through!"

People laughed at how ridiculous his alchemy recipes were, but the pills really did work. They laughed at how absurd his cultivation methods were, but he really did kick himself into the sky.

They laugh at my strange and cheap cultivation methods. I laugh that their masters don't teach them everywhere.

With such bizarre alchemy and such extraordinary techniques... what kind of expert could be hiding behind him?

Bean Sprout was very pleased with itself.

In the face of true strength, every criticism is useless feedback. As for the little details that still need work, this old man will fill them in once he remembers.

Some people treated Tian Bugou as the joke of a lifetime.

But Bean Sprout answered with absolute conviction:

"I'm going to take you to the top! One step, then another, and another! We'll climb over them, reach the peak of the Great Dao, and make it all the way to the very top!"