The Lizardman’s Dating Diary: Breaking All the Rules

He was once the guardian of the Black Forest, master of the laws that governed all life. But in an act of forbidden interference, he broke the supreme edict: “Never alter the course of a life.” The punishment was harsher than he had expected: stripped of his power, transformed into a human, and exiled to the mortal world. Dao Ta experienced human frailty for the first time: hunger, pain, loneliness, and regrets that no magic could erase. He had once manipulated life and death with ease; now he could not even escape a rainstorm. More frightening still, he gradually found himself longing for these sensations: the warmth of hot soup in his throat, the touch of a stranger’s fingertips, even the itch of a healing wound… But the Black Forest’s punishment followed him like a shadow. Whenever his feelings began to take root, thorn-like runes would appear inside him, tearing at his flesh and reminding him: a penitent has no right to desire. Then, on a rainy night, he met someone just like himself, someone else abandoned by the laws of nature. At last, Dao Ta understood: the true purpose of this punishment had never been to torture him, but to teach him what life was… Until one day, the lizardman discovered that this heart of stone concealed a life code connected to the ancient Dian star map. By the time the matchmaking file reached its 314th entry, a starry-sky projection suddenly appeared in the café: the memory lights of every failed match were forming a key to restoring an interstellar civilization… Open this book and witness: ▷ An interstellar love life chart decoded with hot pot base ▷ A shape-shifting dating résumé, complete with a Three-Body civilization certification seal ▷ The cosmic truth of romance hidden behind “esophageal heart disease”