Lie Flat and Sign-In System: The Lazier I Get, the More Invincible I Become

“While everyone else is working themselves to the bone on a 996 schedule, Zhou Xiaobao is sprawled in his rental apartment playing games. His Lie Flat Sign-In System rewards him for slacking off: get creative with doing nothing and earn 50 Lie Flat points, refuse overtime and score 100 outright, or lie flat for eight hours and unlock a diamond-tier reward! At bronze tier, he lives on milk tea money earned from a hundred-yuan investment. At silver tier, he uses basic investment skills to make a million. At gold tier, he learns god-tier combat skills and beats the gym coach to a pulp. And at diamond tier... he uses ‘lie-flat trading’ to turn Wall Street big shots into suckers! The bosses, rich second-generation heirs, and motivational bloggers who called him a good-for-nothing are now on their knees, begging him to teach them the secrets of giving up. This is the most satisfying comeback a wage slave could ask for: the more you lie flat, the more invincible you become!”