Who Stands on the Execution Platform? A Forsaken Disciple of Mount Fangcun

My name is Chen Fan, and I'm a transmigrator. My wish is simple: find a mountain, raise a few fish, and live as an ordinary carefree rogue immortal. But reality is this: I've been bound to the Immortal-Slaying Platform. To stay alive, I have no choice but to fall back on the skills every overworked wage slave knows best: acting, bluffing, and clinging to powerful allies! With a karma editor that can help me “find my family,” I managed to secure the strongest backing in all three realms. The overprotective Sun Wukong is convinced I'm playing some grand game to overturn the Three Realms. The loyal warrior Nezha thinks I'm the adoptive father who saved him from ruin. And the aloof, handsome deity Erlang Shen treats me like his long-lost biological elder brother... Watching my “family” fight their way into the Celestial Court for my sake, I fell into deep thought. Me: “I just want to stay alive...” Sun Wukong (suddenly enlightened): “I get it, Junior Brother! You have to be pushed to the brink of death to be reborn!” Nezha (nodding emotionally): “Benefactor, your righteousness is peerless! This is the great wisdom of breaking before rebuilding!” Yang Jian (gazing at me fondly): “Don't worry, Big Brother. I've got everything covered. Your plan won't fail!”