From the Start, I Join the Three Stars Cave and Protect Wukong on His Quest for the Sutras

This is, without a doubt, the most outrageous pilgrimage party in the history of the Three Realms!

Tang Sanzang is chanting scriptures, Wukong is fighting, and Bajie is stuffing his face.

And Senior Brother Qin Mu... is ordering takeout on his tablet?!

Qin Mu: “Wukong, go chop off that Nine-Headed Bug’s heads. I’m craving charcoal-grilled octopus tentacles.” (raises an eyebrow)

Sun Wukong: “Senior Brother, that’s a Nine-Headed Bug, not an octopus...”

Qin Mu: “(opens his Chaos Double Pupils) If I say it’s one, then it’s one.”

Nine-Headed Bug: “(transforms into an octopus on the spot) I am! I really am!” (humble)

Narrator: Here’s a joke. The mastermind behind the scenes wants to kill Qin Mu with a heavenly tribulation.

The result: Qin Mu uses the tribulation as a power bank for his tablet, charging it to 10,000%!

Qin Mu: “(shrugs) That’s it? It’s not even as good as a charging brick.”

Tathagata: “I’m begging you, Qin Mu, hurry up and finish the pilgrimage so you can become a Buddha. Otherwise, should I just deliver the scriptures to Great Tang myself?”