The Most Connected Man in Journey to the West

“Have you heard? Someone stole Heavenly King Li’s pagoda and split a mountain open to save his mother...” “Ah... splitting a mountain to save your mother sounds like an old tradition in the Jade Emperor’s family...” Sun Wukong: Hey, Yang Jian, you really don’t know that kid? If this story has nothing to do with your family, I don’t believe it. Yang Jian: Hmph. I only have one sister. Sun Wukong: Nezha, what are you doing? Nezha: Saving my dad. The pagoda is my dad. I’ve already kicked Li Jing to the curb. Whoever stole the pagoda is my new father. I’m planning to storm the execution grounds in a bit. You in? Sun Wukong: Let me think about it... Jade Emperor: You little thief, dare to give your name? On the Immortal-Slaying Platform, Xu Fang bursts out laughing. “I go by my real name. I’m Xu Fang, the one who stole the pagoda and split the mountain to save his mother, a direct disciple of Mount Lingtai’s Square-Inch Cave!” At those words, Sun Wukong charges straight in. But as soon as he takes off, he sees Nezha with his three heads and six arms on his left, and Yang Jian using his Heaven-and-Earth Transformation on his right... Nezha: Hey! What’s with you two? Sun Wukong: If I don’t save him, I’ll really never see Master again! Yang Jian: Xiaotian Dog just said he has a younger sister... Sun Wukong: ? Nezha: ???