Everyone, Summon the Gods: I Offer Sacrifices to the Three Pure Ones!

After transmigrating into an era when everyone can summon gods, the Western Church’s deities, the Buddhist pantheon, monopolize the incense offerings and become global top-tier stars thanks to their marketing savvy. People know only that the Buddha and Guanyin save all living beings, unaware that the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Lords of the Eastern Daoist faith are the true rulers of the cosmos! Faced with Buddhist believers’ mockery, Su Ming spots a statue of the Lord of Heaven-Shaking, discarded in a corner as a “scrap wooden carving.” He promptly lights three sticks of incense and recites the supreme invocation! “Su Ming respectfully invites the Most High Lord of the Numinous Treasure to descend!” At that moment, purple clouds stretch thirty thousand li eastward, and the Four Swords of Immortal Execution hang above Heaven’s Gate! The Three Pure Ones, who had been killing time playing mahjong in the Thirty-Third Heaven because nobody worshipped them, jolt awake from their deathbeds! The Lord of Heaven-Shaking: “Which little brat disturbed my sleep... What? My only disciple? He’s my prized closed-door disciple! Whoever lays a finger on him, I’ll chop off the three flowers above their head!” From then on, while others kneel and beg the Buddha for favors, Su Ming has the entire Daoist pantheon at his back. The Lord of Heaven-Shaking: “Disciple, if that Buddha doesn’t listen, have your senior uncle smash him with the Heaven-Flipping Seal!”