Urgent! After the Senior Sister Quits Simping, the Whole Sect Goes Berserk

【Unhinged Fiction】【A Sugar-Coated Ship in a Pile of Crap】【Cultivation, But Not Seriously】 After Song Zhao died, she transmigrated into a male-male cultivation novel as the lovesick senior sister who fawns over the male lead. The original host spent three years throwing herself at him before learning he liked men. On the very day Song Zhao arrived, she gave the male lead a hundred slaps in return. “Whoever wants to be a lovesick fool can do it themselves!” Once Song Zhao stopped fawning, the entire cultivation world went off the rails. The master, who should have been cuddling his sweetheart, suddenly stayed up all night sewing a pair of mandarin-duck bellybands. “Did your hands hurt when you hit him, Zhaozhao? Your master will kiss them better.” The Demon God showered her with resources. “Be good. From now on, you can only be my dog.” The aloof physician immortal held out his arm. “Bite it. From now on, I’ll be your personal medicinal ingredient!” Song Zhao sat on the roof, munching on melon seeds. Weren’t we promised a tragic romance between two male leads? Weren’t we promised that she’d love him, and he’d love him, him, and him? Why were all the male lead’s fish flopping around in her cabbage patch? “This is madness, the whole cultivation world has gone mad, and every ship I rooted for has sunk.” #Thanks for asking. I’m in the cultivation world, just got off my flying sword, and now the whole immortal realm is full of people who adore me# #When unhinged fiction becomes reality, the Demon God stays up all night writing me love letters# #Don’t ask. The author is holding a book signing at the psychiatric hospital# (A friendly warning: chaotic ships ahead, a full cast of lunatics.)