A Goofball Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes a Spy for the Villain

[Goofy drama-queen heroine x abstinent, icy Sword Sage x gentle, moonlight-like senior brother x black-hearted cult leader] Ha ha, who would’ve thought Feng Qianxue would transmigrate into a book one day! Huh? Why didn’t she transmigrate as the heroine, who starts strong and goes completely off the rails... Why did she end up as the cannon-fodder supporting actress who gets her throat cut by the heroine? Quick, give me a System from the heavens! Anyone there? This is urgent! What? No System? Looking at the identity card in her hand that read “I’m an undercover agent,” Feng Qianxue could only say that this disastrous start was enough to make her cry with gratitude! She was just an ordinary office drone working 996 hours, what had she done to deserve such a high-level assignment as going undercover? Were they expecting her to be ready to sacrifice herself at any moment, so the big boss villain could meet his performance targets? No way! She didn’t want to die! I’m out of here... Damn it, this big villain really played dirty! He bound her to a soul artifact that tracked her in real time. In that case, don’t blame her for what comes next. Call of Duty, an essential skill for every wage slave: slacking, off, and hard! Huh? How come the more she slacked off, the more the plot seemed to fall apart? The sect’s chief senior disciple, the greatest Sword Sage under heaven, and that sick, unhinged villainous boss, why weren’t the three big shots off flirting with the heroine? Why were they all hitting on her instead?