Heavenly Venerable, Stop Fooling Around. We’re Pure Enemies!

[Transmigrate into a book + System (no real golden finger) + ensemble cast + no girl-on-girl rivalry + don’t think too hard about the plot + ordinary hard work, not insane grind] “Su Luoxi, the whole world wants you dead.” Su Luoxi gave an awkward laugh. “Handsome, you’re making this so awkward. We just met, so dying together is a bit much, don’t you think?” Su Luoxi, a burned-out office drone in real life, dies from overwork and transmigrates into a novel as a lovesick, vicious supporting heroine who shares her name. As soon as she arrives, the second male lead sends her straight to the ending with forty-nine bolts of heavenly lightning. The god of the 996 work schedule refuses to accept this! When she opens her eyes, she’s back at the beginning of the story. An unreliable System tells her that if she fulfills the original character’s last wishes, wins over the male lead, and kills the second male lead, she can return to her original world. But when Su Luoxi sees the male lead’s affection rating at 0% and the second male lead’s ridiculously high combat strength, she spreads her hands and lies flat. She’s exhausted. She’s done. Let the world end for all she cares. “System, tell my best friend to find me a cemetery within a hundred miles full of handsome guys who are six feet tall with eight-pack abs, and bury me there.” 【Don’t do it, Host! Think of my job that hasn’t even become permanent yet. Think of my five sons from one pregnancy…】 Su Luoxi: “Tell those five sons that their aunt, whom they’ve never met, is a coward.” Her motto: if someone defies her, she fights back; if she can’t win, she clings to the heroine…