#A slightly over-the-top girl takes on a lovesick, gloomy maniac#
“Hey, sis, want a man?”
The moment Xie Yimian opens her eyes, she finds herself in a book as a cannon-fodder side character who gets turned into a human-pig figurine just three chapters in. She was supposed to drug the heroine, but the heroine, who has been reborn ninety-eight times, turns the tables and makes her drink the drug instead.
The helpful heroine says, “Sis! Don't worry, your big sister picked out a really great man for you!”
After one wild night, the useless System finally comes online.
【Host, all you have to do is follow the plot and get the male and female leads together! Complete 99 worlds, and the System will reward you with priority choice of a luxury burial plot + ten years of VIP access to a premium coffin!】
【What? You won't do it? Congratulations, you've won the complete ashes-to-ashes package!】
Xie Yimian: “Well... what if I sleep with the male lead? What then?”
【Sorry, your System has logged off】
With a disastrous start, Xie Yimian does her best to fix things as she goes.
Just when she's about to get the derailed plot back on track, a bolt from the blue strikes: the man she slept with wasn't the male lead! It was the story's biggest villain, the regent Yan Chuhe!
The plot has gone completely off the rails, and the male and female leads' chances of a happy ending keep slipping away. But why does the gloomy villainous big shot look at her with an increasingly tender gaze...?
Huh~
The System comes back from the dead: 【Hang in there, Host! As long as the male and female leads get their happy ending, I'll fight to get you a one-time “borrow a corpse to return to life” deal!】
Xie Yimian peacefully closes her eyes. “Forget it. I'm tired. Don't save me. Just bury me.”
#Urgent: The villain refuses to marry anyone but me, but I don't want to marry him. What do I do?#
#Urgent: My prince consort keeps trying to run away from the wedding. What do I do? Waiting for answers#
