Struck by Lightning for Courting Death, I Became the Shameless Eldest Senior Sister

Goofy, beloved-by-all + transmigration + metaphysics

Once upon a time, there was a Sun and Moon Valley, home to a senior disciple who was eccentric, shameless, and a total show-off!

Shen “the exceptionally beautiful, universally adored, and addressed by her full name” Zhinian: ???

That absolutely does not describe me! Believe me!

On a whim, she stood in a rainstorm holding up an iron clothes hanger and chanted, “I~ want~ to~ transmi~grate!” Then lightning struck her, and Shen Zhinian finally got her wish and kicked the bucket (not really). She really did transmigrate.

As the director of a psychiatric hospital, this was just one small part of her usual routine.

Shen Zhinian gave a smug little laugh and tried to look calm. As expected, there was nothing she couldn't succeed at!

She was a little too successful, though, and got dropped straight into hell mode. Shen, who had managed to latch onto a powerful ally, said this still wouldn't stump her.

Shen Zhinian: “Master, are we going to cultivate immortality?” That's how it works in the novels.

He Qingyu: “No. We're just doing old-fashioned superstition.”

Her master's words were too embarrassing to repeat. It was up to clever little her to put a prettier spin on them.

Junior Sister: “Wow, that sounds so cool! So are we the legendary champions of righteousness?”

Umm...

The air suddenly fell into an eerie silence. After hesitating for about three seconds, she replied, “If you think so, then sure.”

Third Junior Brother: Got it. Their body language had already told him the whole truth.

Shen Zhinian refused to meet his gaze, only to turn and find her second junior brother looking at her with a faintly skeptical expression. “Really? I don't believe you.”

Hearing that, she nodded with satisfaction. Just look at that: trust between people really could be so pure and simple.

Damn it, don't underestimate our ability to doubt each other, okay?!