What? A Witch Transmigrates to the Cultivation World to Become a Sword Cultivator

[Transmigrate Into a Book] [Face-Slapping] [Absurd Comedy] [Lighthearted and Funny] [No Romance in the Main Story]

Shen Xiao, a lazy, greedy, and cunning witch, is accidentally beheaded and transmigrates into a harem novel packed with popular tropes like cultivation, fake and real heiresses, and a System.

As the fake heiress who is destined to have her heart ripped out and die at the Demon Venerable's hands, Shen Xiao had planned to coast along at some sect or another. But after joining one, she learns that her senior brothers are the very bootlicking male supporting characters she despised in the story.

The serious, old-fashioned eldest senior brother shatters his natal sword while saving the heroine.

After Shen Xiao arrives, the thing he says most often is: "Junior Sister, want to skip class and get barbecue today?"

The hot-tempered second senior brother loses an arm protecting the heroine.

After Shen Xiao arrives, he becomes a crybaby who hangs back in fights: "Junior Sister, protect me! Boo-hoo-hoo."

The cunning, sharp-tongued third senior brother damages his spiritual consciousness saving the heroine and turns into an idiot.

After Shen Xiao arrives, she discovers that her third senior brother's secret hobby is staying home every day to write overbearing CEO novels?

Even the cool, upright male lead seems to have gone astray: "Should we steal that top-grade spirit artifact, or rob it?"

In the end, Shen Xiao also discovers that the Buddhist cultivator who had left the story early after developing a heart demon seems to...