I'm a Sword Cultivation Prodigy. Is a Little Extra Defense Really Too Much to Ask?

[Ridiculous comedy, laugh-out-loud, light ensemble cast + unorthodox cultivation]

After reaching the pinnacle of body refinement, Shen Miao decides to leave her village and broaden her horizons.

She takes an aptitude test, joins a sect, and finds that everyone in her new school is a character.

Her master is poor and has modest ambitions. He's either traveling the world or traveling the world.

The eldest senior sister is a beauty who carries a giant sword and won't draw it unless she's drunk.

The second senior brother is as gentle as water, but once his sword is out, he beats scumbags like they're pigs.

The third senior brother is gorgeous, but unfortunately has a mouth on him. No one in the cultivation world is more of a chatterbox!

The fourth senior sister is a little superstitious. While everyone else cultivates, she exorcises ghosts. This sword cultivator loves slapping talismans on her opponents.

The fifth senior brother is obsessed with crafting. He either succeeds with an explosion or fails with one. You'd think he was making popcorn.

The sixth senior brother is the undisputed champion of sleeping. Even when lightning strikes, he can't be bothered to lift an eyelid. Shen Miao respects no one but him!

...Later, Shen Miao leaves the sect and makes countless enemies.

“Have you heard? There's a freak in the cultivation world.

She's built like a twig, but tougher than ten-thousand-year-old black iron. She even dispersed heavenly lightning with a single strike.”

Shen Miao: “It's a misunderstanding. I'm actually super soft~”

“Anyone who crosses her is doomed. The higher their cultivation, the worse they die?”

Shen Miao: “Oh, that's true, but it has nothing to do with me. They did it to themselves.”

The cultivation world's geniuses: “Shut up, you prickly little monster!”

...Later still, everyone starts to like her a little.

“I didn't realize the highest level of body cultivation was turning defense into offense until I met Shen Miao!”

“But isn't she an alchemist?”

“She's a talisman cultivator, right? The sleep talismans she gave me are amazing.”

“She's obviously an artifact cultivator. I love the dishwasher she made.”

“No, she's a spell cultivator. I saw her bring a dead peach tree back to life, though she only did it for the peaches.”

“Wrong! Officially, she's a sword cultivator! She shaved off my hair with her sword.”

Shen Miao: “No need to argue. I'm just well-rounded in every way.”