Looking for Hilarious, Absurd Three Kingdoms Stories 求笑死人的三国沙雕文

1. 1 魂 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 121.5kReads8.2Score12.3kShelves

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   This novel features three college students who time-travel together, becoming the real Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu. [Laughing and crying emojis] It's hilarious! Guan Yu: [Thousand-Mile Azure Dragon Slash]. "The farther the dash, the greater the power." Zhao Yun: "The ultimate skill is infinite endurance." The cautious Guan Yu has to leave the night before a battle, then ride Zhao Yun a thousand miles. [Laughing and crying emojis]

2. 2 三 Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Pull Liu Bei's Wife from a Well to Avenge Her 三国：开局井里捞出刘备老婆复仇 Born of Destiny缘起而生Historical571k WordsCompleted He transmigrates to the end of the Han Dynasty. After Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Zhuge Liang frame him, he finally understands one thing: putting on airs at work may feel good for a while, but it never ends well. Luckily, Heaven gives him one last chance to start over. Since he has never known peace, he changes his name to Ping An, meaning “peace,” and takes Zhongyi, meaning “loyal and righteous,” as his courtesy name, to mock the scheming and treachery of this chaotic age. His thrilling da 2.1kReads8.1Score204Shelves

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   When it comes to comedy, I can't beat anyone else but this one.

3. 3 新 New Three Kingdoms Horror: From the Start, I Play Liu Bei With a Stone Face 新三国怪谈：开局扮演面瘫刘备 Saving Up for Bread攒钱买面包Male-Channel Fanfiction621k WordsOngoing (The rating has just come out and will gradually rise.) [New Three Kingdoms + Rules-Based Horror + Hilarious Comedy + Mild Horror + Fanfiction + No Female Lead] Liu Bei is a college student who enjoys watching people roast New Three Kingdoms. By accident, he transmigrates into its world and becomes the stiff-faced Liu Bei from New Three Kingdoms. Unexpectedly, this world has been corrupted by rules-based horror, turning it into a bizarre and terrifying place. To survive, Liu Bei must follow thes 3kReads8.8Score234Shelves

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   New York Three is also the Three Kingdoms

4. 4 新 The New Three Kingdoms Online Game: Only I Know the Plot 新三国网游，只有我知道剧情 Huai Liu Rushi淮柳如是Male-Channel Fanfiction184k WordsOngoing “Wait, why are all these Yellow Turban soldiers wearing full armor? What do you mean, they're the Golden Army?” “What kind of ridiculous strategy did Zhuge Liang come up with? Isn't this just an endless loop?” “What's with Sima Yi slapping Cao Zhen to death?” The game Heavenly Mandate appeared out of nowhere, drawing countless players from Blue Star with its comprehensive simulation of the turbulent history of the Three Kingdoms. Chu Mo transmigrated into the game as a player, and at firs 48.6kReads7.1Score10.6kShelves
5. 5 三 Three Kingdoms: My Big Brother Is Unrivaled Under Heaven 三国：我大哥天下无敌 Jiang Chuan Yue Mu江川月暮Historical689k WordsOngoing [New Three Kingdoms] + [Comedy] + [A novel to read amid a barrage of memes] One spring, Cao Cao asked Xuande, “You have traveled far and wide, Xuande, so you must know the heroes of our age. Tell me, who would you name?” “Dong Zhuo acts with honor and keeps his word. He can be called a hero.” “Huh?” “The two brothers of the Yuan family: Yuan Shao is magnanimous, though perhaps insincere, while Yuan Shu is so shrewd he seems almost supernatural. They, too, can be called heroes of the realm.” “Huh 707Reads7.2Score101Shelves
6. 6 三 Three Kingdoms: I Ambush Transmigrators and Use Diao Chan as Bait 三国：截杀穿越者，朕用貂蝉打窝 Sharp Little Knife锋利的小刀Historical1.0M WordsCompleted [Killing Transmigrators + No Mindless Protagonist + Decisive and Ruthless + Earnestly Funny] He transmigrates into Liu Hong and becomes the Son of Heaven of the Han Dynasty. His joy lasts barely three seconds before Liu Hong activates the Transmigrator-Hunting System and learns that ninety-nine other transmigrators exist in this world. To claim the System’s rewards, defend his imperial authority, and keep Diao Chan and the others from falling into anyone else’s hands, Liu Hong uses Diao Chan as 15.2kReads8.4Score1.8kShelves

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   All three books are very good.

7. 7 三 Three Kingdoms: From the Start in a Village of Widows, I Build an Army of Women 三国：开局寡妇村，打造娘子军 Wild Kid野小子Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Multiple female leads + comedy + blazing passion + not a saintly protagonist + delightfully unhinged] Qin Xiu unexpectedly transmigrates to the late Eastern Han and arrives in a village of widows right from the start. With the Wuhuan approaching, Qin Xiu activates the One-Time Reward System and decides to form an army of women to take them head-on. Cai Yan: “I'm the strategist of the women's army. I can predict every outcome, yet I can't guess what the general is thinking.” Empress He: “I want 2.8kReads7.5Score439Shelves
8. 8 我 I Have Three Hundred Soldiers, Each Able to Warm Wine and Slay Hua Xiong 我有士兵三百，皆可温酒斩华雄 Wild Kid野小子Historical857k WordsCompleted I have three hundred soldiers, all of whom can warm wine and behead Hua Xiong. Zhou Cang defeats Guan Yu in three strokes. Pei Yuanshao captures Xiahou Dun single-handedly. Guan Hai charges through Cao Cao’s camp alone on horseback. Gouzi plans for every eventuality and is far more cunning than Zhuge Liang. 4.9kReads8.6Score340Shelves
9. 9 三 Three Kingdoms: He Jin Offers Me to Empress Dowager He from the Start 三国：开局被何进献给何太后 Pudding Mantou布丁馒头Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Empress Dowager He, Lady Yin, Wu Xian, the five beauties of the Zhen family, Lady Zhang, Fan Yufeng, Gongsun Baoyue, Ma Yunlu, Lü Lingqi, Mi Zhen, Lady Huan, Cao Yuan, Cai Yan, Lady Cai, Huang Yueying, Fu Shou, Liu Mu, Liu Hua, Lady Tang, Lady Wu, Dong Bai... 10.7kReads8.2Score1.1kShelves

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   Not only funny, but also informative

10. 10 三 Three Kingdoms: I Can Give Others Stat Points 三国：我能给别人加点 Liu Tiezhu刘铁柱Historical2.0M WordsCompleted Xu Kun transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and gets a System that lets him add points to other people. From then on, the Three Kingdoms take a different path. Cao Cao: “Zhuge Liang is unbeatable. None of our men can match him. Who will save me?” Sima Yi: “Zhang Fei is so cunning he seems almost supernatural. Generals, don't fall for his tricks.” Liu Bei: “A Dou, stop working so hard. You'll have me completely sidelined at this rate.” Xu Kun: “Don't worry, my lord. I'll make the Han great aga 12kReads8.6Score1.4kShelves

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    Hilarious, each one more abstract than the last.

11. 11 穿 Transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms: Taking Cao Mengde to Hanzhong 穿越三国：带曹孟德去汉中 Tricking Lame People into Earning Money with Their Step Counts骗瘸子运动步数能换钱Historical1.2M WordsCompleted A jade-faced man with a moon fan, a brilliant strategist and immortal; crimson-eyed and feared by thousands for his poisonous schemes. Originally titled: Transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms: Taking Cao Mengde to Hanzhong (Three Kingdoms, buying into Cao Cao's venture from the start.) After transmigrating, Yan Xu became the most ruthless strategist in Cao Cao's camp. Cao Cao: The enemy is attacking. Who has a plan? Jia Xu rises. Cao Cao: Wenhe, we need to take prisoners alive. Jia Xu quietly sit 13.9kReads8.3Score1.3kShelves

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    These are all good 👍

12. 12 重 Reborn at the End of the Han Dynasty: My List of Ministers Will Astonish the Ages 重生汉末：我的臣子名单震古烁今 Mud Egg Is Not a Melon泥蛋不是瓜Historical1.6M WordsOngoing Liu Bian was reborn in the body of the Han dynasty's teenage emperor of the same name. To make matters worse, Dong Zhuo pursued him all the way to Mount Beimang. In just three days, Liu Bian would be deposed and given a cup of poisoned wine! What could he do? Seize military power first. He couldn't gamble his life on Dong Zhuo's conscience. From that moment on, history took an unexpected turn. To protect himself, Liu Bian recruited Zhang Liao, Yu Jin, and Sun Jian, and even won Lu Bu over as his 8.1kReads8.8Score676Shelves
13. 13 三 Three Kingdoms: I Transmigrated as Liu Xie, So I Told the Chancellor to Call Me Your Majesty 三国：穿越刘协，请丞相称陛下 Young Master Xiaoyi公子小易Historical1.0M WordsCompleted The good news: I transmigrated, and even became an emperor! The bad news: This emperor is Emperor Xian of Han, Liu Xie, a puppet ruler who has been manipulated by powerful ministers his entire life. It is the third year of Jian'an. Cao Cao has defeated Lü Bu and returned to court at the head of a victorious army. No one in the court can challenge him. Just as Liu Xie worries about his future, he awakens the Emperor's Friends System. As long as someone acknowledges Liu Xie as a friend, Liu Xie ca 20.2kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
14. 14 三 Three Kingdoms: I Am the True Imperial Uncle, Reviving the Han Dynasty for Three Generations 三国：我，真皇叔，三兴大汉 No Mortal Delicacies不吃烟火Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Warring for supremacy] [The real imperial uncle] [System] Do all dynasties perish because they grow weak, while the Han alone falls because it is strong? After four hundred years, beacons of war burn across the land. Everything lies in ruin, and the people wail in misery. Thirteen provinces are strewn with bones, so numerous that even the fertile fields beside the roads cannot contain them. Some maneuver through the world of politics, while others roam as heroes wi 42.1kReads9.3Score3kShelves
15. 15 三 Three Kingdoms: The System Ran Away from the Start 三国：开局系统就跑路 Jiu Xi玖戏Historical1.5M WordsCompleted Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: the System ran off. Good news: I'm from the same hometown as Cao Cao. Bad news: I arrived just in time for the Yellow Turban Rebellion. Good news: I made it before the Eighteen Warlords' campaign against Dong Zhuo! Bad news: As a strategist, Tang Xian needs to work harder to recruit talent, or life is going to be very difficult... 20.6kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves
16. 16 三 Three Kingdoms: General, Who’s More Beautiful, Your Concubine or the Empress? 三国：将军，妾身与皇后，谁更美 Jing Yunlong景云龙Historical2.0M WordsOngoing By a twist of fate, he transmigrates as Cao Ang, Cao Cao's eldest son, who was supposed to die in the Battle of Wancheng. At death's door, he activates the “Life-Prolonging Talent System.” Only by winning over the peerless beauties of history can he extend his lifespan and unlock talents. Along the way, Cao Ang uses the System to win over beauties and prolong his life, while secretly building up his strength: curbing Liu Bei's rise, blockading the waterways of Jiangdong, and breaking up enemy al 29.5kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves

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    It's alright, quite funny, and there are many female leads.

17. 17 沙 Shitposters Come to the Rescue in the Northern Expedition 沙雕网友援北伐 Old, Clumsy, and Half-Blind人老手残眼还花Historical1.8M WordsCompleted According to incomplete statistics, the supplies that netizens from later generations wanted to send to support Zhuge Liang’s northern campaigns included, but were not limited to, instant noodles, KFC, pork trotter rice, Shaquille O’Neal, a Tyrannosaurus rex, a Star Destroyer, college students, the Five Tiger Generals at their peak, Sun Wukong, Li Shimin, a hundred heavy machin 4.9kReads9.3Score483Shelves

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    I searched for ages but couldn't find this book. That won't do!

18. 18 三 Three Kingdoms: Lord Yuan Refuses to See You? Look for the Problem in Yourself 三国：袁公拒见？找找自己的问题 I Like Eating Bullfrogs喜欢吃牛蛙Historical1.2M WordsOngoing [System] + [Comedy] + [Legendary Yuan Hunter] “Duke Yuan refuses to see you. Why don't you take a look at yourself?” After being turned away by one of Yuan Shao's retainers, Xu Ze was hit with a soul-searching question. Only then did he realize that the Zhen and Yuan clans had conspired against him, stealing all the fruits of his two and a half years of hard work and ingenuity. A black-robed young man named Guo Jia had been driven out alongside Xu Ze. Xu Ze took Guo Jia with him and defected to 1.4kReads8.9Score140Shelves

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    "Why doesn't Lord Yuan examine his own shortcomings before refusing to see you?" Xu Ze, full of enthusiasm, sought an audience with Yuan Shao, only to be ruthlessly driven away. Only then did he realize he had been tricked by the Zhen and Yuan families, his two and a half years of hard work rendered futile. Also expelled was the young man in black robes, Guo Jia. Enraged, Xu Ze, along with Guo Jia, defected to Cao Cao's camp. After years of honing his skills, he led his army back to Ye City. In the Battle of Guandu, Xu You believed himself to have made the greatest contribution, unaware that Xu Ze had already laid a trap. How will this Three Kingdoms version of "revenge and counterattack" unfold? Come and witness Xu Ze's thrilling journey in the book!

19. 19 三 Three Kingdoms: Conquering the Realm by Controlling Keywords 三国争霸，从操控词条开始 Warm Wine to Banish Heartache温酒斩离愁Historical1.1M WordsCompleted Yuan Bin transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty as a member of the prestigious Yuan clan, with its four generations of high ministers. He activates the [Trait Manipulation System], which lets him handle traits in the following ways: View, copy, modify, block, merge, grant, delete, upgrade, strip, implant, and plunder. And so Yuan Bin relies on manipulating traits to embark on a path to supremacy. [You marry Cai Zhaoji and implant the trait 'supportive wife,' enabling Zhaoji to aid y 9.6kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves

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    *Clink!* The crisp sound of porcelain cups clinking echoed in the hall. Yuan Bin was somewhat dazed. Sitting in the main seat, he looked around. The simple hall was antique and elegant, much like a film set for an ancient drama. It gave him the illusion of accidentally wandering onto a movie set. *Buzz!* A sudden sound rang in his mind. A ray of light fell into his sea of ​​consciousness. A jumble of information rushed into his consciousness. Yuan Bin, courtesy name Junfu. Late Eastern Han Dynasty. A member of the Yuan family, whose family had held high office for four generations. His father was Yuan He, the Chancellor of Pengcheng State. He was a cousin of Yuan Kui, the current high-ranking Minister of Works, and Yuan Feng, the Commander of the Imperial Guard. However, he died of illness at a young age, and the family fortunes declined. His three older brothers did not concern themselves with family affairs, leaving him, the youngest brother who had just come of age, to manage the household. Transmigration! The jumble of information overwhelmed him, and Yuan Bin raised his hand to his temples, rubbing them lightly. *[Activate Entry Control System]* A mechanical female voice sounded in his sea of ​​consciousness, pulling him back to reality. Yuan Bin saw a futuristic, illusory interface unfold before him. [System Functions: Allows for various manipulations of entries] [Scope: Includes but is not limited to self, others, items, ethnicities, and nations] [Basic Manipulation Items: View, Copy, Modify, Block] [Advanced Manipulation Items: Merge, Assign, Delete, Enhance, Deprive, Implant, Plunder] [System Level 1: Can manipulate entries 3 times per day] Yuan Bin first checked the entries he possessed:

20. 20 他 He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布，你管这叫谋士 Chancellor, Don't Go Wild丞相别浪Historical3.6M WordsOngoing Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short 24kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves
21. 21 三 Three Kingdoms: I Fed the Bandits, Only to Be Crowned Emperor 三国：喂饱山贼，我竟被披上黄袍 Young Attendant at Yong'an Pawnshop永安当小伙计Historical779k WordsOngoing The early chapters are lighthearted and full of jokes. Readers who aren't used to that can skip the book. The middle part focuses on development and expansion. [Three Kingdoms + History + Comedy + Farming + Reputation and Supplies System + Recruiting + Lighthearted Humor] Lu Chuan transmigrates to the late Eastern Han dynasty and becomes a bandit chief at Black Wind Stronghold. He only wants to join a powerful lord, get a government post, and quietly build up his strength. But then the stronghol 101Reads8.5Score—Shelves
22. 22 三 Three Kingdoms: I Grow Stronger Through Hard Work, and Defeat Lu Bu with One Slash 三国：努力就变强，我一刀败吕布 Big Rabbit9527大兔子9527Historical826k WordsOngoing If you were Yuan Yao, the only legitimate son of the famous historical Yuan Shushu, also known as the Skull King, Forklift King, and Honey Water King, what would you do? Would you dread Yuan Shu's imminent declaration of himself as emperor and the collapse of his regime? Or would you try to turn things around, smash the imperial jade seal in Yuan Shu's hands so he couldn't claim the throne, then lie low and develop your strength? Yuan Yao thinks he's playing a brain-computer strategy game, and h 921Reads9.0Score—Shelves
23. 23 朕 I, the Debauched and Tyrannical Emperor, Yet the Han Dynasty Welcomes Envoys from Every Nation? 朕，荒淫无道，大汉却万国来朝？ Class 14, Year One一年14班Historical656k WordsOngoing A different take on the Three Kingdoms! (A high-quality IP comic-drama adaptation is in production, so enjoy with confidence.) In the sixth year of Zhongping, Liu Hong opens his eyes to find that he has transmigrated into the dying Emperor Ling of Han. Fortunately, the “Eternal First Emperor System (Tyrant Edition)” activates just in time. As long as he acts like a depraved, tyrannical ruler, he can convert other people's anger, despair, shock, and other emotions into Tyranny Points! [Host detec 47.9kReads8.5Score5.3kShelves
24. 24 三 Three Kingdoms: Liu Feng's Comeback from Cannon Fodder 三国：炮灰刘封逆袭之路 Pineapples Everywhere满地是菠萝Historical1.2M WordsCompleted [This book is being published. Stay tuned.] (Conquest, strategy, iron-blooded heroics, beauties, System) After transmigrating as Liu Feng, Liu Bei's adopted son, he knew the fate that awaited him: losing favor, being marginalized, becoming a pawn to be discarded, and ultimately falling into a deadly trap. In this life, he chose to endure and bide his time, then turn the tables when all seemed lost! From the start, he risked his life to save Liu Shan at Changban Slope, earning a reputation across 72.4kReads9.6Score7.3kShelves

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    These Three Kingdoms novels are really good, highly rated, and hilarious.

25. 25 三 Three Kingdoms: My Brother Is Dian Wei, and I Take on Lü Bu from the Start 三国：家兄典韦，开局硬刚吕布 Young Eunuch年轻宦官Historical1.0M WordsCompleted Dian Mo transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty and becomes Dian Wei's younger brother. To join Cao Cao's camp, Dian Mo sends a letter that leaves Cao Cao stunned. Cao Cao: “Find the person who wrote this letter, no matter what. This must be the peerless genius I've been looking for!” While the whole camp launches a search, Dian Mo comes to Cao Cao of his own accord and begins his career as a strategist. Yuan Shao: “The Dian brothers are one a civil genius, the other a military geniu 45.6kReads9.6Score4.6kShelves
26. 26 三 The Three Kingdoms: A World of Gods and Demons, Watch Me Conquer It 三国之神魔世界，看我如何称霸？ Spicy Diced Chicken with Chili Peppers辣子鸡丁炒辣椒Historical937k WordsOngoing What is a god? What is a demon? Who is righteous, and who is evil? The rules of this world are nothing more than a game of chess written by the victor... Original titles: Three Kingdoms: The World of Gods and Demons, Watch Me Claim the Throne! and The New Three Kingdoms of Gods and Demons Wen Fengqing transmigrates to the late Eastern Han dynasty, only to discover that his beautiful teacher has come along with him. And that is not all. He is not the first person to transmigrate... What's more, t 5kReads9.4Score405Shelves
27. 27 汉 No Three Kingdoms After the Han 汉后无三国 Crazy Fun疯玩Historical2.2M WordsOngoing Liu Xia transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty, but refuses to become emperor or king. With fifty cavalrymen, he slaughters five thousand Xiongnu. Beneath Xiapi, one strike of his halberd leaves Lu Bu crippled. He casually tosses aside the Imperial Jade Seal: "Just a broken stone. Can it put food on the people's tables?" His motto is: "Whoever dares threaten our mighty Han, no matter how far away, must be destroyed!" "The people are the true masters of the Han. The Son of Heaven is just the 10.7kReads9.4Score887Shelves
28. 28 蜀 The Last Survivor of Shu Han: Reviving the Five Tiger Generals from the Start 蜀汉未亡人：开局复活五虎上将 Xiaoyao Zhaoyun逍遥兆允Historical987k WordsCompleted [Alternate history] + [Han dynasty orthodoxy] + [Five Tigers reborn] + [Cautious yet fierce] + [A weak nation strikes back] + [Continental conquest] + [Fervent battles and slaughter] + [Championing justice] + [Schemes, open and hidden] As long as one branch of the Liu clan survives, Shu Han will never fall! Revive the Five Tiger Generals and inherit the Fire Dragon Spear. Watch how my great-grandson Liu Bei turns the tide when all seems lost and saves a crumbling empire! 1.3kReads7.3Score129Shelves

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    The silliness of modern people is on full display. 😆

29. 29 三 Three Kingdoms: I'm Just Unconventional, Not a Jerk 三国：我只是路子野，我又不缺德 Foxtail Grass Sways on the Hillside土坡上狗尾巴草摇啊Historical386k WordsOngoing [Three Kingdoms] [Unhinged] [Invincible] [Ridiculous] [Trickster] Liu Yi transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty and became a disciple of Tong Yuan. To his surprise, his junior fellow disciple turned out to be Zhao Yun! Years later, Zhang Jiao launched his rebellion, plunging the realm into chaos. That same year, Liu Yi awakened the System: for every 100 points of fame, he could draw a prize! [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received one Colt M1917 pistol.] [Ding! Congratulatio 10Reads6.4Score—Shelves
30. 30 军 Strategist! Your Muscles Defy All Reason 军师！你的肌肉不合理法 Lost Leaf9527失叶9527Historical516k WordsOngoing His name is Chen Mo, courtesy name Jingren, a world-class slacker who transmigrated from the twenty-first century into the final years of the Han Dynasty. While every other transmigrator is busy advancing technology, memorizing poetry, and recruiting famous generals, all he wants is a quiet corner where he can cuddle beautiful women, sip wine, and enjoy the good life of a regular ten-day break. Unfortunately, his explosively muscular build and martial prowess on par with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei a 9Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 31 三 Three Kingdoms: My Laid-Back Strategist 三国：我的咸鱼军师 Ink Wears Away, Leaving the Scent of Words墨损文香Historical4.5M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] + [Farming] + [No Harem] Li You, a history student, transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms and unexpectedly strikes up a friendship with Guo Jia. Serving Liu Bei and waging war across the land, watch how this cunning student creates a legend unlike any other in the Three Kingdoms. Zhuge Liang: “Li Bochuan is a heaven-gifted genius. I am no match for him.” Cao Cao: “If only I had known Bochuan's talent sooner. Things would never have come to this.” Guo Jia: “All that talk about Li B 31kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves

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    These books are truly excellent, combining thunderous action with skillful writing.

32. 32 三 Three Kingdoms: Ruthless Strategist, Fa Zheng Joins Liu Bei Early 三国：狠人谋士，法正提前投刘备 Spring Comes Late, Far Away杳杳知春晚Historical880k WordsOngoing [Three Kingdoms] [Ruthless Strategist] [Fa Zheng] [Serving Liu Bei Early] [Beauty] After transmigrating to the late Han dynasty as Fa Zheng, he decides to serve Liu Bei while he's still in Xiaopei, with the ambition of becoming a ruthless strategist. At this point, Liu Bei is beset by internal and external troubles, caught between Cao Cao and Lü Bu, with ruin looming at any moment. Fa Zheng speaks bluntly: “Old Liu, my plans are vicious. Your poor heart had better be able to take it!” Lü Bu is c 7.7kReads7.5Score802Shelves

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    1-Super Underworld Strategist – Fa Zheng (Time Travel Version) 2-Main Character – Head of the Number One Underworld Group in the Three Kingdoms / Invincible Shameless King

33. 33 穿 I Transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms as Li Jue’s Son 穿越三国之我是李傕之子 So the Ties Have Run Their Course原来缘尽啊Historical420k WordsCompleted [Late Han and Three Kingdoms + transmigration + no System + lighthearted comedy + wish fulfillment] Before you stands the Northern Hemisphere's most outstanding figure, the man calling the shots in the Han Empire, the mightiest carbon-based life-form of the second century. The Lord of Beidi, blessed with the bearing of a dragon and phoenix and the countenance of the sun and moon, upright and incorruptible, honorable and principled, pure of character. Li, Chancellor of the Han Empire, who may ent 4.5kReads8.6Score191Shelves

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    It's funny amidst the absurdity, and surprisingly reasonable.

34. 34 三 Three Kingdoms: Starting by Saving a Runaway Sweetheart 三国：从救下落跑甜心开始 Peanuts Are Potatoes花生是土豆Historical200k WordsOngoing In the late Eastern Han dynasty, as the Three Kingdoms descend into blazing conflict, a demon-hunting mission in Yunmeng Marsh quietly alters the course of the troubled age. Lu Xiao, son of Lu Bu and Diao Chan, is fated to be the reincarnation of the Yaoguang Star. He becomes a disciple of the Immortal Master Nanhua and learns the Art of the God of War and the Nanhua Scripture. Sent by his master to slay a tiger demon, he unexpectedly crosses paths with Shu Han's new F3: Zhuge Qiao, son of Zhuge 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious Three Kingdoms texts

35. 35 重 Reborn as Emperor Qinzong of Song: From the Start, I Furiously Strike Down the Surrender Faction! 重生宋钦宗，开局怒砍投降派！ Today's Joy今欢乐Historical1.8M WordsCompleted I open my eyes in the first year of the Jingkang reign, and I've become Emperor Qinzong of Song. The Jin army has already surrounded Bianliang. On the Dragon Throne sits the retired emperor, an artistic genius who ignores affairs of state and cares only for pleasure; Kneeling below him is a group of ministers sharpening their knives, ready to betray their country for personal wealth and status; Outside the city are a hundred thousand Jin cavalrymen, slaughtering and looting as though killing wer 1.1kReads7.3Score101Shelves

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    These two books are really good, I highly recommend them.

36. 36 让 You Were Told to Keep the Books and Manage the Grain, but You Became Cao Cao’s Right-Hand Man 让你记账管粮，你成了曹操心腹 Shadow Isle Breeze暗影岛风Historical640k WordsCompleted Modern history graduate student Lin Yan dies suddenly and transmigrates. From the start, it is the sixth year of Zhongping: an orphan in Chenliu, where corpses litter the land and famine reigns. While everyone heads to Jizhou to join Yuan Shao, he alone knocks on the gates of Cao Cao's poorest camp with half a sack of moldy millet. "Yuan Shao is doomed to lose because he can't balance the books. General, you can win. Let me manage your supplies." Others play at charging into battle and outmaneuv 2.8kReads6.4Score186Shelves
37. 37 相 Prime Minister Zhuge's Northern Expedition, Liu Shan Leads Wei Yan in a Surprise Attack on Chang'an 相父北伐，刘禅率魏延奇袭长安 Mulin Shanbao霂霖山宝Historical3.0M WordsCompleted A purple-gold crown binds his hair. He wears a red brocade robe embroidered with flowers from Xichuan, armor linked with beast-faced plates, and a beautifully crafted lion-patterned belt. In his hand is a gleaming gold, tiger-headed spiked club, and beneath him is a Fire Dragon steed. And you're telling me this is Liu Shan? Liu Shan: “For internal affairs, ask Imperial Father. For external affairs, ask the Chancellor. If there's anything else we can't decide, ask Wolong!” Zhuge Liang: “Your Maje 6.2kReads8.7Score520Shelves
38. 38 先 Forgive Me, Ancestors: I Didn't Mean to Unite the Three Kingdoms Like This 先祖见谅：朕也不想这样一统三国 Uncle Liu Huang劉皇叔Historical793k WordsOngoing [Historical What-Ifs] [Comedy] [Three Kingdoms] [Transmigration] [A Little Bit of Fun!] Li Ru, Jia Xu, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu!!! Could you all behave yourselves for once?! 979Reads8.7Score150Shelves
39. 39 三 Three Kingdoms: Four Sworn Brothers in the Peach Garden, Reviving the Great Han Three Times 三国：桃园四结义，三兴大汉 A Peach Grove一片桃林Historical1.2M WordsCompleted [No System] [No unnecessary romance] [No calling people "sir"] [Helps Liu Bei establish his brotherhood] [Based mainly on Romance of the Three Kingdoms] [Light fantasy] The Peach Garden, where the dream begins. Liu Bei: I have connections and status. Guan Yu: I have martial prowess. Zhang Fei: I've got a fair bit of family wealth. Li Chang: I'll handle the planning! And just like that, the Peach Garden's ragtag team is formed! My name is Li Chang. I've transmigrated for eighteen years, and I 59.4kReads8.9Score7.6kShelves
40. 40 三 Three Kingdoms: Show Off and Get Stronger! 三国，装逼就能变强！ Medea Lasky美狄亚拉斯基Historical839k WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms + comedy + a deranged protagonist + System + going berserk + no fixed female lead] After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, Zhu Cai, already a master of mischief, unexpectedly activates the strongest System for showing off and stirring up trouble. As long as he puts on a show, he gains overwhelming combat power. “Little Zhang, am I awesome or what!” “Fear not, sister-in-law! Your Zhu Aotian is here!” “I am Zhu Aotian, heir to the Five-Lash Lightning Whip!” Lu Bu: “When he’ 709Reads6.6Score108Shelves

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    This book is addictive, extremely addictive. Reading it is like taking ten bottles of "Laughing Half-Step Madness" (a Chinese idiom for a drug that makes people laugh uncontrollably). Just so you know, if you laugh yourself silly, don't blame me! [Facepalm][cool] Not only is everyone hilarious, but the system is also a funny little prankster. Just by being cool, you can gain super-strong combat power. [Facepalm][full]

41. 41 铁 The Unyielding Emperor Xian of Han 铁骨铮铮汉献帝 Three Stones from Another Mountain三块他山石Historical323k WordsCompleted Liu Xie is certain that if he gets killed, he’ll be rewarded with ascension to immortality in broad daylight. So he starts doing everything he can to get himself killed. However, he soon discovers that there’s something wrong with this world. Cao Cao: “I, Cao Mengde, am merely a Han subject. Your Majesty, please conduct yourself with dignity. I truly am a capable minister who can bring peace to the land!” Xun Yu: “His Majesty, the Han emperor, is so steadfast and brilliant. What have I, Xun Wenr 459Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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    I just finished reading a Three Kingdoms time-travel novel. It was quite funny and enjoyable, but the ending felt rushed.

42. 42 三 Three Kingdoms: Being a Properly Dutiful Tyrant 三国：一本正经的当昏君 Old Hermit of Fuyu扶余野老Historical636k WordsCompleted Liu Zhi, whose soul transmigrated into the Three Kingdoms era, became a prince of the Han dynasty and was bound to the Foolish Emperor System! Liu Zhi: Since I've decided to be a foolish emperor, I might as well do it properly! How about starting by abducting women and claiming them for myself? 4.6kReads9.0Score323Shelves

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    A traitorous king of the Three Kingdoms! The Tyrant System unleashes a devastating blow! Transmigrated into the Prince of Zhongshan at the end of the Han Dynasty, he faces the Yellow Turban Rebellion head-on? Bound to the Tyrant System, his seemingly indifferent attitude unlocks a god-like buff: He recruits Zhao Yun as his protector, secures trade with the Zhen family, and monopolizes the salt and iron profits! On the surface, he indulges in pleasure, but in reality, he's secretly weaving a grand scheme for hegemony—this feigned weakness is simply unstoppable!

43. 43 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 42.7kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves

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    This book is good, you should read it.

44. 44 在 I Am Zhang Liang, Descendant of the Marquis of Liu 在下张梁，乃留侯之后 Songs of Yan and Zhao燕赵弦歌Historical1.1M WordsOngoing “Yellow Turbans at the End of the Han,” “Collecting Famous Generals,” “Reborn and Transmigrate,” “Weak System,” “From North to South” Zhang Liang transmigrates to the late Eastern Han Dynasty, recruits Zhao Yun, saves Guan Yu, and establishes himself at Xiaquyang, building a strong base in Jizhou. The Yellow Turban Army takes to the sea, subdues Goguryeo in the north, recruits the Fuyu, attacks the Xianbei, and wipes out the Wuhuan. It then heads south to Rinan Commandery, occupies Jiaozhou, col 447Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    The first book is a simulation/development story, the second is a live-streaming story. The first is more historical romance, the second is comedy.

45. 45 直 Livestreaming the Three Kingdoms: All My Viewers Are Scheming Strategists 直播三国：我的水友全是毒士 Xia Huoguo夏火锅Historical719k WordsCompleted They say one of Wolong and Fengchu is enough to bring peace to the realm? They say one ordinary man can match Zhuge Liang? So what does that make my million viewers? “Brothers! We're about to fight Dong Zhuo, and we're short on supplies!” “Thanks to the top donor for sending supplies!” “Streamer, use the flying-supply tactic to spread a plague!” “The guy above is a total noob! Just use a catapult to hurl corpses into the city!” “Flying supplies are better. Make some biogas, then hang oil flasks 237Reads7.0Score104Shelves
46. 46 三 Three Kingdoms: Becoming Liu Bei's Kinsman and Brother 三国：成为刘备同宗兄弟 Headphones Like to Hit耳机喜欢打Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Fantasy Elements + Romance-of-the-Three-Kingdoms Style + Official History as a Reference + Supporting Liu Bei + Multiple Heroines] This was a glorious age, and an age of regrets. There was the lament of wasting one's years while one's thighs grew soft, the unwavering loyalty of those who would rather die than yield, the resolve that ten thousand miles of territory were nothing to cling to, and the helpless cry: “Vast heavens, why are you so cruel to me?” “Since I've come here, I will change thi 471Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    Three Kingdoms, Assisting Liu Bei, Military Advisor, Political Intrigue, The Rise of the Shu Han Dynasty, No System, Multiple Female Leads, Records of the Three Kingdoms, Romance of the Three Kingdoms (If you like this book, please give it a five-star rating) 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

47. 47 三 Three Kingdoms: A Charging System from the Start, with Cao Cao and Yuan Shao as My Closest Friends 三国：开局充能系统，挚友曹袁 Tata's Cat Xiao Qiu塔塔开的猫小秋Historical335k WordsOngoing The protagonist, Zhao Ke, transmigrates into the late Han Dynasty and becomes Lu Zhi's student. He meets Cao Cao and Yuan Shao while still young, and the three become rich, spoiled young men in the capital. From the start, the protagonist awakens the Achievement System, which grants him traits, and from then on he rises to the peak of life. He is recommended as a Maocai and becomes an official. A daughter of the Zhen family is just coming of age. I rescue her after she runs into bandits? And on 26Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is ridiculous, isn't it? Giving Yuan Shu a laxative at the very beginning.

48. 48 三 The Fourth Zhuge of the Three Kingdoms: My Brother Chases Me Around Every Day! 三国诸葛老四，我哥天天追着打！ The Villainous Strategist's Self-Cultivation毒士的自我修养Historical310k WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Scheming] [Slacking on the clock] [System] [Always getting his brother into trouble] Reborn as Zhuge Liang’s younger brother, he begins laying plans for the realm ahead of time! From the start, he dodges his studies and heads down the mountain to make distilled liquor, win over powerful families, and establish the Eastern Han’s first board of directors! He opens a tavern called “Three Bowls and You’re Out” below Wolong Ridge, drawing several visitors from the Peach Garden! He p 275Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'd like to boldly recommend this book; it's hilarious, I almost died laughing in the middle of the night! [Facepalm]

49. 49 三 Three Kingdoms: Beheaded from the Start 三国：开局就被砍头 Ruoli Immortal若离不朽Historical221k WordsCompleted [Ding! Host detected on the brink of death. The Myriad Worlds Rat Race System is activating urgently!] [Beginner quest issued: Within 3 minutes, pass a successful job interview with Cao Cao and persuade him to keep you on.] [Reward for success: 1 beginner gift pack, +100 rat race points] [Penalty for failure: Death (you were going to be beheaded anyway)] 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is genuinely funny.

50. 50 三 Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Offered Cao Cao a Plan and Founded the Tomb-Raiding Corps 三国：开局献计曹操，成立摸金校尉 Twinkling Stars闪闪繁星Historical1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Yang Ling originally planned to assist Liu Bei and accomplish great things. But their views clashed, and after they argued, Zhang Fei gave him a sound thrashing. In a fit of anger, Yang Ling chose to join Cao Cao, who had only just started building his power. From now on, I, Yang Ling, have only three things to do: eat, sleep, and beat Liu Bei! Liu Bei: If only I had known Yang Ling was such a genius, I wouldn't have let him go so easil 6.1kReads8.9Score806Shelves

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    Holy crap! Holy crap! This book is absolutely hilarious, it's super funny, absolutely hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing, haha…

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