Reborn as Cai Xukun: I Roast Myself

**“You used to mock me. Now I’m going to make you mock me more creatively!”**

Cai Xiaokun wakes up one day to discover he has become Cai Xukun, the most ridiculed celebrity on the internet. Faced with a flood of “You’re so beautiful” parody videos, he doesn’t get angry. Instead, he rubs his hands together excitedly:

“These internet users have no imagination. Their mockery is so unoriginal!”

And so, the entertainment industry witnesses the most outrageous stunts in history:

- **When haters laugh at his poor basketball skills**

He goes live and performs a “blindfolded three-pointer,” only for the ball to hit the director standing on the sidelines squarely on the head.

- **When his fans try to control the comments and defend him**

He jumps into the fray himself: “Stop controlling the comments! Let the hate come even harder!”

- **When his agency tells him to send a lawyer's letter**

He turns around and registers Cai Xukun Cringe Compilation Materials Co., Ltd., dedicated to providing high-definition 4K footage of his embarrassing past.

**The best part is, **

The internet users who once joined in mocking him are left speechless:

“Man, you roast yourself way harder than we ever could...”

Meanwhile, his die-hard fans are all dumbfounded:

“W-what are we supposed to defend him from now?”

**Just as the whole internet thinks his career is completely over, it takes off in the strangest way:**

- He claims eight of the top ten spots on Bilibili's annual cringe compilation list.

- CCTV's Spring Festival Gala reaches out to invite him to perform a remix of “You’re So Beautiful.”

- Jay Chou posts on Weibo: “This young guy is absolutely wild!”