Pay One Billion: The Jade Emperor Will See You Off at Your Funeral

The Nightfall Funeral Home is hiring!

Day shift: 800. Night shift: 1,600.

Choose a deluxe funeral and receive a mysterious, enviable, supreme identity!

Pay me 5,000, and at your funeral:

[Ten black Passats with no license plates pull up. Ten burly men in black suits, carrying black umbrellas and wearing wireless earpieces, appear at the funeral. They silently watch and bow deeply to the deceased.]

Pay me one billion, and at your funeral:

[The world will go dark for one minute.]

[The Jade Emperor of the Divine Realm will lead the gods to your funeral and personally see you off.]

[The Ten Kings of Hell will lead ten million guardians, Ox-Head and Horse-Face among them, to welcome you into the underworld.]

[The Tathagata Buddha of the Western Heaven will lead the Four Great Bodhisattvas and the Eighteen Arhats in personally reciting sutras to see you off.]

[Chong Lou, the Demon Lord of the Demon Realm, and the Demon Emperor of the Monster Realm will lead tens of thousands of demons and monsters to see you off.]

[The leaders of every country on Blue Star will attend your funeral and raise a glass in farewell.]

[Legendary characters from novels, including Li Qiye, Han Tianzun, Luo Feng, Lin Dong, and Wang Mazi, will appear to see you off.]