Pay One Billion: The Jade Emperor Will See You Off at Your Funeral

The Nightfall Funeral Home is hiring! Day shift: 800. Night shift: 1,600. Choose a deluxe funeral, and you’ll be given a mysterious, enviable status of the highest order! Pay me 5,000, and at your funeral: [Ten black, unlicensed Passats and ten burly men in black suits, holding black umbrellas and wearing wireless earpieces, will appear at the deceased’s funeral. They will watch in silence, then bow deeply to the deceased.] Pay me one billion, and at your funeral: [The world will go dark for one minute.] [The Jade Emperor of the Divine Realm will lead the gods to your funeral and personally see you off.] [The Ten Kings of Hell will lead millions of guardians of the underworld, along with Ox-Head and Horse-Face, to welcome you into the netherworld.] [The Buddha of the Western Heaven will lead the Four Great Bodhisattvas and Eighteen Arhats in personally reciting Buddhist scriptures to see you off.] [The Demon Lord Chong Lou of the Demon Realm and the Heavenly Demon Emperor of the Monster Realm will lead tens of thousands of demons and monsters to see you off.] [The leaders of every nation on Blue Star will attend your funeral and raise a glass to see you off.] [The greatest figures from novels, including Li Qiye, Han Tianzun, Luo Feng, Lin Dong, and Wang Mazi, will appear to see you off.]