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- 1 The Funeral: After My Death, a Mysterious Past Awaits 送葬：死后的我，迎来一段神秘过往 Ye Wudi was an utterly ordinary man. But after he died... A mysterious past came to light! Twenty black Bentleys escorted his funeral procession. Sixty men in black suits and sunglasses fired AK-47s into the air in tribute! 32Reads—Score—Shelves
- 2 Pay 99 Yuan, Discover My Mysterious Past as a Sect’s Holy Son 支付99元，神秘过往竟然是宗门圣子 If you pay me 99 yuan, I’ll fly on my sword at your funeral, toss out a jade slip, and shout in front of your coffin, “Qingyun Holy Son, the Sect Master commands you to return at once!” Everyone there will wonder if you had a terrifying yet fascinating secret identity. ... My name is Ye Chen. I’d just tipped a streamer 99 yuan when I kicked the bucket... 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 3 Pay Two Hundred Years of Lifespan, and I'll Give You a God-Tier Funeral 支付两百寿元，给你一个神级葬礼 [Fantasy + Funeral Services + Daily Life] Jiang Bufan, a transmigrator from Blue Star, starts a funeral business on the Jiuzhou Continent. For just two hundred years of lifespan, he’ll give the deceased a god-tier funeral and fulfill all their final wishes. “Your lifespan has been received. We’re preparing a spectacular god-tier funeral for you.” “Nine dragons carry the coffin, leaving the descendants of the shocked ancestor in awe for ten thousand years.” Professional team, at your service. 28Reads—Score—Shelves
- 4 Spend a Little, Give Your Funeral Some Prestige 花点钱，我让你的葬礼有点牌面 If you pay me 7 million, I’ll show up at your funeral with: • An Italian man with long golden hair - A Chinese girl with long burgundy hair - An energetic old man with a head of white hair - A poker-faced young man in a suit, carrying two swords We’ll wear golden contact lenses And hold black umbrellas in broad daylight As we silently gaze at your gravestone And softly say, “The World Tree will always welcome you with open arms.” The mourners will be astonished They’ll watch us Until We climb in —Reads6.5Score—Shelves
- 5 Urban: Bound to the Funeral System from the Start 都市：开局绑定送葬系统 [Urban + System + Feng Shui + Tycoon + Showing Off + Feel-Good Fiction] An utterly ordinary old bachelor dies, yet hundreds of Rolls-Royces and thousands of people in black come to his funeral. Song Hao happens upon the Funeral System and becomes a funeral arranger, setting off on a wildly successful path. For just a hundred yuan, he can give you a send-off that makes headlines. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 6 The Funeral of the Dao 道的葬礼 The Classic of Mountains and Seas says that when people die, they become ghosts, and when ghosts die, they return to the Guixu. All life has an end, but where does the Great Dao end? Feng Jing smiled and said, “Welcome, everyone, to the funeral of the Dao!” —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 7 Give Me 100 Million Yuan, and the Nine Dragons Will Pull Your Coffin 给我一亿元，九龙为你拉棺 Chen Changsheng opened a shop. The shop specialized in selling mysterious pasts! Pay 200 yuan! Fairies from every corner of the universe will be your bridesmaids, and the Nine Heavens Divine Phoenix Emperor will sing for you…! Your existence is destined to be eternal! Pay 800 yuan! Nine dragons can pull your coffin…! Gods and Buddhas will see you off… Your existence in this world will be legendary! Pay 100 million yuan,… As long as you have money and are willing to pay, you can have a mysterio 10Reads5.5Score—Shelves
- 8 Two Hundred Bucks for a Mysterious Funeral! 两百块，送你一场神秘葬礼！ Do you have any unfulfilled dreams? Give me 200 yuan. I'll make sure your funeral is an event like no other. Would you like a hundred unregistered Hongqi cars, or a thousand solemn, mysterious figures in black saluting your gravestone? No matter how you lived, after you die, you'll become a figure shrouded in mystery... If you want even more, pay the price, and the Nine Dragons will join forces to haul your coffin. The Desolate Heavenly Emperor himself will refine your gravestone and engrave 20Reads6.2Score—Shelves
- 9 Professional Funeral Director: You Have a Mysterious Identity 专业送葬：你有一个神秘身份 [Funeral Rites] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] He was just an unremarkable ordinary man! But on the day he died, the whole world was shaken. Snow fell across thousands of miles of sky, Buddhist chants resounded throughout heaven and earth, giant dragons circled overhead and wailed in grief, and gods and demons from every realm descended to mourn and attend his funeral. The current emperor: "Who on earth was this man?" A great demon of the Yao race: "Why would the supreme divine dragon of our Ya 275Reads7.3Score—Shelves
- 10 Honghuang: The Ruthless Great Emperor Held My Funeral, but I Came Back to Life 洪荒：狠人大帝送葬，我复活了 Comprehend all living beings, give rise to the primordial chaos! Chen Changsheng transmigrated to the Primordial World and became a celebrated figure in the Jie Sect. He was a peerless genius, but unexpectedly suffered a backlash and was left on the brink of death! At death's door, he awakened the Divine Funeral System. Chen Changsheng was speechless. Could he make a list and come back from the dead? Sure enough, on the day of the funeral, divine light blazed across the world, revealing all mann 702Reads6.6Score—Shelves
- 11 Dream Fulfillment Funeral Home: Tailor-Made Divine Funerals 圆梦丧葬店，量身打造神级葬礼 For just 200 yuan, I'll arrange a grand funeral for you after you die. Ten Hongqi sedans lead the procession, a stunning young widow weeps bitterly, an imposing elder bows, and two rows of men in black salute your tombstone with a unique military salute... Everyone is stunned, wondering what terrifying identity you had in life! A coffin drawn by nine dragons, gods and Buddhas from every heaven chanting sutras, three thousand planes mourning as one. I run the Dream-Fulfilling Funeral Parlor, and 188Reads5.4Score—Shelves
- 12 Build Your Mysterious Past for Just 100 Yuan from the Start 开局百元打造你神秘的过往 [Over a Million Words, Complete] If you give me twenty thousand yuan, I’ll bring to your funeral an unmarked Red Flag limousine, an old man in a Zhongshan suit, his face grave and stricken with grief, five beautiful women fighting back tears, and ten mysterious men dressed in black, wearing sunglasses and earpieces, standing ready for anything. On a bright, sunny day, each of them will hold a black umbrella, silently watching the crowd, then solemnly salute beside your grave. Then they’ll leave 164Reads5.2Score—Shelves
- 13 Pay Thirty Thousand, and You’ll Get a Mysterious Past 支付三万，让你拥有一个神秘过往 Because your smile is a little crooked, people often bully you. If you pay me 30,000 yuan, I’ll give you a mysterious identity at your class reunion. I’ll arrange a Rolls-Royce and four Maybachs. An imposing white-haired old man in a Sun Yat-sen suit. Twenty men in black suits, sunglasses, and wireless earpieces. A sexy secretary in a tight skirt and high heels. They’ll show up at your reunion and, when you’re being bullied, shout: “Greetings, Dragon King!” I’m Ye Bei, a planner who specializes 40Reads8.6Score—Shelves
- 14 The Funeral Parlor Owner Who Made the Island Nation Surrender and the Eagle Nation Fall 丧葬店老板，让岛国投降鹰酱覆灭 [No female lead + no harem + no saintly do-gooder] Wu Zang transmigrates to a parallel world and is adopted from an orphanage by Old Wu. After Old Wu dies, he inherits his funeral supplies shop. Business is poor, so he plans to sell products through short-video platforms. While looking into it, he comes across a suggestive short video and suddenly receives a System notification: “This female streamer has been exploiting suggestive content to solicit gifts for a long time. Tonight, she'll be atta 365Reads8.4Score—Shelves
- 15 Pay 200 Yuan to Get a Mysterious Funeral 支付两百元，让你拥有神秘葬礼 If you’re willing to pay me two hundred yuan, I’ll arrange artificial rain at your funeral. Dark clouds will gather, lightning will flash and thunder will roar. Five hundred men dressed in black will hold black umbrellas. At their head will be a wiry old man with white hair and beard, radiating authority. His tiger-like eyes will blaze as he shouts: “Dragon God Guard, we bid the Dragon King farewell as he sheds his mortal form and ascends!” At his words, the men in black behind him will fall to 249Reads8.4Score100Shelves
- 16 Me, a Funeral Streamer: I Inherit a Crematorium from the Start 我，丧葬主播，开局继承火葬场 This book is also known as: “Burning Gods and Ghosts at the Crematorium” “After the Supernatural Revival, I Hold Steady at the Crematorium” [No Female Lead] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Wei Kun inherited a crematorium. The System finally showed up when he was 28. That day, the crematorium had laid the village’s last elderly resident to rest. Wei Kun was on the verge of bankruptcy and closure. He came across a KTV streamer in a drunken state, showing off her looks for views while su 2.4kReads8.9Score187Shelves
- 17 Transfer Me 500 Yuan, and I'll Fly to Your Wedding on My Sword 转账五百元，你婚礼上我御剑而来 If you’re willing to pay 500 yuan, I’ll arrange for six young sword cultivators to kneel and greet you as their senior brother at your wedding. A Sword Immortal will even arrive on his flying sword to deliver an order from your sect. Every guest at the wedding banquet will be left wondering whether you have a terrifying and mysterious identity. If you receive a black letter with gold lettering, please don’t throw it away. It means you’re eligible for our company’s services. Tell us your wish 2.6kReads6.2Score150Shelves
- 18 Eternal Life Funeral Rites: Tapping a Wooden Fish Lets Me Inherit the Dead's Possessions 长生送葬：敲木鱼能继承亡者遗物 [The protagonist and villains are both smart]+ [No female lead]+ [Longevity]+ [A sly schemer]+ [Stat-adding panel]+ [Behind the scenes] From the start, Li Chuchen, a funeral director, was breaking bowls and feasting at funerals, making his fortune off the dead! He gains the myriad arts of the heavens from the dead! He attains eternal Longevity from the dead! The dead are full of treasures! While others struggle to pursue immortality, Li Chuchen squats by a grave and taps his wooden fish once: [G 34.3kReads7.0Score4.4kShelves
- 19 I Attended My Own Funeral for Love 为爱参加自己葬礼 Shen Zhifei accidentally entered a parallel world and saw his parents there consumed by grief. Out of love, he tried to enter that world again, attended his own funeral, and left behind a letter expressing his love... 10Reads7.6Score—Shelves
- 20 Senior Sister, Please Show Some Restraint! 师姐，请自重！ [Decisive and Ruthless + Passionate to the Extreme + Deep Emotions + Senior-Sister Romance + Maximum Showmanship] In a single night, disaster strikes Qin Xuan’s family, and both his senior sister and the Xuan Sect’s greatest treasure disappear. Armed with astonishing abilities, Qin Xuan makes a powerful descent from the mountain! Peerless medical skills: he can bring the dead back to life and regrow flesh on bare bones. If the King of Hell says you’ll die at the third watch, I’ll keep you alive 9.3kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
- 21 Simulating the Heavens: Every World Is Filled with My Clones 诸天模拟：万界都是我的分身 Myths invade, and the heavens descend into war. Qin Chuan obtains a reincarnation simulator, earning rewards every time he is reborn into another world. Load reincarnation tips: [Scholarly Family]: You will be born into a family of learning and refinement. [Exceptional Bones]: In your next life, you will be a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand. [Bearing of a Great Emperor]: You possess the imposing spirit to subdue every enemy under heaven! [Born a Sage]: When you are born, purple clouds 1.2kReads8.9Score104Shelves
- 22 The Supreme Martial God Art 太上武神诀 A genius young man is tricked by his fiancée into losing his dantian, leaving him crippled. Then fortune falls from the sky: he obtains a mysterious golden core and inherits the cultivation art of an ancient Martial God, the Supreme Martial God Art. He walks the path of martial arts and defies the heavens! He builds the Nine Heavens, treads across mountains and rivers. Across the Myriad Worlds, I alone am supreme. 13.1kReads8.6Score1.1kShelves
- 23 When Prices Plummeted a Billionfold, I Became a Tycoon 物价贬值十亿倍，我成了神豪 Meng Yu’s gold-digging girlfriend dumped him because his salary wasn’t enough to fund her spending, then threw herself into the arms of a Porsche-driving rich kid. Overnight, prices around the world plummeted by a factor of ten billion, while Meng Yu’s money remained untouched! A Lamborghini for ten cents? A detached villa with a garden for twenty cents? What! An aircraft carrier costs just five yuan and thirty-two cents? 11.2kReads7.3Score966Shelves
- 24 I Grow Stronger Whenever I’m Attacked by the Supernatural 我受到诡异攻击就变强 The vengeful ghost looks utterly desperate. “What more do you want from me? What?” Xu Yan points to his own chest. “Come on, hit me here.” “Ding! The Host has been attacked by a supernatural entity. Strength +1, +1, +1...” “Ding! You found someone else’s life-buying money at the door. Finders keepers, and your vitality increases by +1, +1, +1...” Orange Melon 2kReads8.7Score164Shelves
- 25 There's a Dragon in My Well 我家井里有条龙 After failing at a matchmaking meeting, a poor young man stumbles into a Dragon-Suppressing Well, witnesses a dragon’s corpse, and merges with its dragon core. Day One: He gains the ability to see inside his body! His body is cleansed and renewed! He becomes immensely strong! Day Two: He can control and part the water! See underwater! Breathe underwater! Day Three: Catch fish! Scoop up shrimp! Pick crabs! Earn his first fortune! Day Four: He finds an old clam spitting out a pearl and unexpec 11.3kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
- 26 The Eternal Evil Emperor 万古邪帝 He died because of the Emperor’s Scripture, and lived because of the Emperor’s Scripture… A reborn alchemy genius, burdened by a blood feud, cultivates the ancient scripture of the Great Emperor and sets out on the path of revenge. He pushes forward through adversity and survives against all odds, ultimately becoming a peerless War Emperor who looks down upon the ages and rules the universe in every direction! He buries his desire for revenge deep within and cultivates power that defies the heav 6.4kReads8.7Score875Shelves
- 27 After I Bound the Rain Skill 绑定下雨技能之后 After Binding the Rainfall Skill 21Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 Origin Dragon 元龙 The comic adaptation of Yuanlong is coming soon. Make a reservation on Hongguo! The world of soul beasts is mysterious and fantastic, filled with clans and towering sects. The strong emerge in droves, and experts are everywhere. Wang Sheng, an ace sniper, transmigrates to the world of soul beasts, only to end up with the most worthless remnant soul of a carp. Everyone looks down on him and bullies him as a good-for-nothing. “I came here to kill, not to be laughed at by you.” If a sparrow can bec 6.7kReads8.9Score781Shelves
- 29 Burying the Demon Sect: The Empress Turns the Tables on Me from the Start 魔门送葬：开局被女帝逆推 [One Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Satisfying] Ning Chen transmigrates to another world and is immediately captured by the demonic sect, where he becomes a disciple tasked with handling funerals. From the start, he’s assigned to bury a stunningly beautiful woman. But the woman isn’t dead, and she’s none other than the demonic sect’s former leader! What’s more, she’s suffering from the tribulation of human desire. Looking at Ning Chen, the beautiful woman sighs softly. “Lucky you.” After a passio 42.2kReads9.0Score5.3kShelves
- 30 Transmigrating to an Ancient World 穿越到古代世界 Transmigrated to an Ancient World 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 31 Starting with Qian Meili, I Lose My Way to Becoming the Richest Man 亏成首富从钱美丽开始 How to Lose Money Your Way to Becoming the Richest Man, Starting with Qian Meili 15Reads—Score—Shelves
- 32 Back-to-School Registration: I Arrived in a Helicopter 开学报到：我开了一架直升机 As Lin Chen started his freshman year, he unexpectedly got a golden finger. By completing tasks assigned by the System, he could earn incredibly generous rewards! His very first task was to fly a helicopter to school, causing a sensation across campus! “Congratulations, Host, on completing the task of arriving at school by helicopter and stunning the whole campus. You have been awarded a luxury villa at Yunshuijian, Riverside Residence, the finest property in the development.” “Host, you have be 5.5kReads8.7Score791Shelves
- 33 Am I the Only Villain Here? 就我一个人是反派啊 [This isn’t some serious villain story. If you like dark, grim, and edgy tales, or characters who act cool and withdrawn, don’t read this.] Cao Qian, a scientific research genius, transmigrates into the world of a soldier-king and war-god novel. He’s also pulled into a chat group filled entirely with “himself.” It turns out all the other “Cao Qians” in the group are the protagonists of their own novels. Am I the only villain? Ahem. Well... since I’m a villainous scientist, I guess knowing a bit 3.4kReads8.9Score218Shelves
- 34 The Village Guardian, the Wife in the Coffin 守村人，棺中妻 [Fox Wife] + [Traditional Supernatural Horror] + [Mystery and Twists] + [Funny Ensemble Cast] + [Interlocking Plotlines] + [First-Ever Nine-Tailed Fox with Nine Clones] I’m the village’s famous idiot. Of course, that’s what people who don’t know any better call me. Those in the know call me… the village guardian! But my half-baked fortune-teller of a grandfather has a very different opinion from everyone else. He says I’m a kept man who lives off women! Still, I never imagined the woman I’d have 19.4kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves
- 35 When the Fog Clears Over Qingchuan Town 雾散青川镇 The Mist Clears Over Qingchuan Town 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 36 Randomly Got a Weird Skill? Don’t Panic, Just Have Fun With It 随机到怪技能？不要慌，要啸着玩 The phases of the moon suddenly changed! Everyone gained a special skill, changing the fate of people across the globe! The disabled, lonely old man Wang gained the skill [Accessible Wheelchair]. From then on, every time something was stolen nearby, wheelchair tracks appeared all over the walls... Old Wu, who ran a shop, gained the skill [Your Shop Is Guaranteed to Thrive]. The very next day, the entire village joined forces to smash up his funeral-clothes shop. College student Xiao Li gained th 18.8kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
- 37 Jade Radiance of the Immortal Path 仙道玲珑 (Xianxia novel, no System, no brainless power-ups) (Cultivation stages: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Illumination Realm, Heartbeat Realm, and Immortal Realm) Everyone says the path to immortality means refining qi, building a foundation, forming a golden core, reaching illumination, stirring the heart, and entering the immortal realm! But my master told me that these so-called cultivation stages are nothing but a scam invented by self-proclaimed cultivators to inflate thei 160Reads—Score—Shelves
- 38 Tales of Folk Taboos 民间禁忌杂谈 A pig butcher never slaughters a pig with five toes. The village guardian never guards a village with a temple. A feng shui master never selects a lair of an evil dragon. A midwife must wash her hands in rooster’s blood. There are three hundred and sixty trades in the world, and every one has its rules. Are these ancient, mysterious rules really nothing more than empty formalities? If I told you that some rules must never be broken, because breaking them means death, would you believe me? 9kReads8.0Score1.2kShelves
- 39 Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙 Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 14.9kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves
- 40 A Deal with the Overbearing CEO 和霸道总裁的交易 A Deal with the Domineering CEO 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 41 The Supreme God Emperor 无上神帝 Mu Yun, an immortal king of his generation, is reborn ten thousand years later as a useless instructor bullied by everyone? Troublemaking students? Kneel before this immortal king. A beauty offers herself to him? Sorry, you're not worthy. Back to the top, starting as an instructor 8.2kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves
- 42 Blazing Embers Shine Bright, Illuminating the Land 烬火昭昭，照亮山河 Brilliant Embers Illuminate the Mountains and Rivers —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 43 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 7.1kReads9.2Score689Shelves
- 44 Rebirth in the Yin Tower 阴楼新生 Rebirth in the Yin Mansion 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 45 The Little Darling Wreaks Havoc in the Aristocratic Family 奶团子炸翻豪门 The Little Dumpling Turns the Wealthy Family Upside Down 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 46 A Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Good-for-Nothing and Becomes Unstoppable Across the Globe 满级大佬穿成废柴，杀穿全球无敌手 A Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Good-for-Nothing and Slays His Way to Unrivaled Dominance Across the World 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 47 The Master Returns from the Mountain with Nine Invincible Masters! 高手下山，我有九个无敌师父！ [Fiery action + invincible protagonist + senior sister + satisfying face-slapping] Seven years ago, his family was wiped out and he was humiliated. Seven years later, Ye Junlin returns in force, armed with the incredible skills of his masters! You want to compare strength with me? My first master is the Lord of Martial Arts, with cultivation that reaches the divine realm! You want to compare medical skills with me? My second master is a legendary divine physician who can bring the dead back to l 89.3kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves
- 48 EN Eternal Prudence: Starting with a Suona, Funeral Rites to Immortality 长生苟道：开局吹唢呐，送葬修仙 [Immortal Cultivation + Comedy and Memes + Ordinary Protagonist + Heroine + Laying Low + Status Panel] Bai Yu transmigrated to an immortal-cultivation world. From the start, he was immortal, and performing funerals made him stronger. Bury a grandmaster martial artist and gain a max-level Golden Bell Shield, with the vitality of a dragon! Bury a Nascent Soul cultivator and gain a top-tier Heavenly Spirit Root, with extraordinary talent! Bury an Immortal Emperor of the Myriad Worlds and gain the T 51.7kReads8.9Score4.2kShelves
- 49 After Five Hundred Years Bound in a Forbidden Land, You Cry When I Become a Rogue Cultivator 自缚禁地五百年，我当散修你哭啥 [Published] [Immortal Cultivation + Traditional Fantasy + Invincible + No System + Unrelentingly Satisfying + Decisive and Ruthless + Rogue Cultivator] Five hundred years ago, Gu Xiu bound himself to a forbidden sect ground for five hundred years, offering himself as a source of fortune for the sect. Returning at last, he should have been welcomed home in glory. But the world had changed beyond recognition in those five hundred years. His master abandoned him, his senior sisters despised him, an 131.9kReads7.9Score13kShelves
- 50 State of Mind! 心境！ (Eloquent writing + xuanhuan fantasy + suspense + supernatural + spiritual cultivation + ordinary-person progression + no System + no clichés + no invincibility + no mindless characters) Wu Jing, a young herb gatherer from Qingshi Town, falls off a cliff and attains sudden insight, glimpsing the secret of a century-long lifespan! But the road to longevity is filled with deadly dangers. The stunning heiress he treats has an ancient heart demon sealed inside her; the Daoist temple he joins conceal 137Reads—Score—Shelves
