Any Books Where You Can Get a Mysterious Funeral for Just a Few Bucks? 有什么几块钱可以有个神秘葬礼的书籍？

1. 1 圆 Dream Fulfillment Funeral Home: Tailor-Made Divine Funerals 圆梦丧葬店，量身打造神级葬礼 In the Heat of the Moment正火Urban403k WordsCompleted For just 200 yuan, I'll arrange a grand funeral for you after you die. Ten Hongqi sedans lead the procession, a stunning young widow weeps bitterly, an imposing elder bows, and two rows of men in black salute your tombstone with a unique military salute... Everyone is stunned, wondering what terrifying identity you had in life! A coffin drawn by nine dragons, gods and Buddhas from every heaven chanting sutras, three thousand planes mourning as one. I run the Dream-Fulfilling Funeral Parlor, and 197Reads5.4Score—Shelves

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   The first protagonist can travel through all the worlds. The second protagonist can live forever and own a suona. The third protagonist can give you a mysterious past as long as you have money.

2. 2 长 Longevity: From the Start, I Played the Suona and Buried Myself Through the Ages 长生：开局吹唢呐，我独葬万古 The Rooster Crows, Two and a Half Years Pass雄鸡一唱两年半Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation + Comedy and Memes + Ordinary Protagonist + Heroine + Laying Low + Status Panel] Bai Yu transmigrated to an immortal-cultivation world. From the start, he was immortal, and performing funerals made him stronger. Bury a grandmaster martial artist and gain a max-level Golden Bell Shield, with the vitality of a dragon! Bury a Nascent Soul cultivator and gain a top-tier Heavenly Spirit Root, with extraordinary talent! Bury an Immortal Emperor of the Myriad Worlds and gain the T 46.2kReads8.9Score3.9kShelves
3. 3 支 Pay 200 Yuan to Get a Mysterious Funeral 支付两百元，让你拥有神秘葬礼 Drunk Beneath the Ninth Heaven醉落九天Urban155k WordsOngoing If you’re willing to pay me two hundred yuan, I’ll arrange artificial rain at your funeral. Dark clouds will gather, lightning will flash and thunder will roar. Five hundred men dressed in black will hold black umbrellas. At their head will be a wiry old man with white hair and beard, radiating authority. His tiger-like eyes will blaze as he shouts: “Dragon God Guard, we bid the Dragon King farewell as he sheds his mortal form and ascends!” At his words, the men in black behind him will fall to 504Reads8.4Score100Shelves
4. 4 都 Awakening Spirit Eyes in the City 都市灵瞳觉醒 Ice Crystal Rose Girl1冰凌蔷薇女孩1Modern Romance100k WordsCompleted Late one night after working overtime, Lin Yu was caught in a mysterious burst of energy and unexpectedly awakened his Spirit Eyes. At first, the strange visions that appeared out of nowhere terrified him. But as he gradually adjusted, he discovered that his Spirit Eyes let him see the evil spirits and mysterious energy fluctuations hidden throughout the city. Lin Yu's unusual abilities caught Su Yao's attention. After she pressed him for answers, Lin Yu confessed everything about his Spirit Eye —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 5 泪 Tears in the Park: A Fateful Turning Point 泪洒公园：命运转折之遇 Ice Crystal Rose Girl1冰凌蔷薇女孩1Modern Romance42k WordsCompleted " tells the story of Su Ran and Chen Xuan's chance encounter in a city park. Crushed by the pressures of life, Su Ran broke down in tears. Chen Xuan, exhausted and passing by, happened to offer her a packet of tissues, starting a conversation between them. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book is like a breath of fresh air. Impact the reader's mind. It makes people feel like they are immersed in the scenery.

6. 6 大 Bro, Give It a Rest! Everyone You Follow Is Dead! 大哥，收手吧，你的关注全嘎了！ The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 18.7kReads8.6Score2kShelves

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7. 7 开 Build Your Mysterious Past for Just 100 Yuan from the Start 开局百元打造你神秘的过往 A Talented and Charming Scholar才子风流Urban458k WordsCompleted [Over a Million Words, Complete] If you give me twenty thousand yuan, I’ll bring to your funeral an unmarked Red Flag limousine, an old man in a Zhongshan suit, his face grave and stricken with grief, five beautiful women fighting back tears, and ten mysterious men dressed in black, wearing sunglasses and earpieces, standing ready for anything. On a bright, sunny day, each of them will hold a black umbrella, silently watching the crowd, then solemnly salute beside your grave. Then they’ll leave 237Reads5.2Score—Shelves
8. 8 支 Pay One Billion: The Jade Emperor Will See You Off at Your Funeral 支付十亿：葬礼玉皇大帝为你送行 Cold-Faced, Cold Spear冷面寒枪Urban250k WordsCompleted The Nightfall Funeral Home is hiring! Day shift: 800. Night shift: 1,600. Choose a deluxe funeral and receive a mysterious, enviable, supreme identity! Pay me 5,000, and at your funeral: [Ten black Passats with no license plates pull up. Ten burly men in black suits, carrying black umbrellas and wearing wireless earpieces, appear at the funeral. They silently watch and bow deeply to the deceased.] Pay me one billion, and at your funeral: [The world will go dark for one minute.] [The Jade Emperor 33Reads5.3Score—Shelves
9. 9 支 Pay Two Hundred Years of Lifespan, and I'll Give You a God-Tier Funeral 支付两百寿元，给你一个神级葬礼 Blue Boat Crossing the Clouds青舟渡云Eastern Fantasy285k WordsCompleted [Fantasy + Funeral Services + Daily Life] Jiang Bufan, a transmigrator from Blue Star, starts a funeral business on the Jiuzhou Continent. For just two hundred years of lifespan, he’ll give the deceased a god-tier funeral and fulfill all their final wishes. “Your lifespan has been received. We’re preparing a spectacular god-tier funeral for you.” “Nine dragons carry the coffin, leaving the descendants of the shocked ancestor in awe for ten thousand years.” Professional team, at your service. 36Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 10 支 Pay 99 Yuan, Discover My Mysterious Past as a Sect’s Holy Son 支付99元，神秘过往竟然是宗门圣子 Principal Chen陈校长Eastern Fantasy331k WordsCompleted If you pay me 99 yuan, I’ll fly on my sword at your funeral, toss out a jade slip, and shout in front of your coffin, “Qingyun Holy Son, the Sect Master commands you to return at once!” Everyone there will wonder if you had a terrifying yet fascinating secret identity. ... My name is Ye Chen. I’d just tipped a streamer 99 yuan when I kicked the bucket... 62Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 11 我 I Own a Custom Funeral Parlor 我有一间定制丧葬铺 White Fox Nine Tails白狐九尾Urban491k WordsCompleted [Urban + Funerals + System] I own a miraculous shop that provides services after death! I'll make your funeral magnificent and unforgettable! My mission is to make sure no hero goes unrecognized and to pass judgment on everyone when their coffin is closed! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 12 送 The Funeral: After My Death, a Mysterious Past Awaits 送葬：死后的我，迎来一段神秘过往 A Kiwi Fruit一颗猕猴桃Mystery217k WordsCompleted Ye Wudi was an utterly ordinary man. But after he died... A mysterious past came to light! Twenty black Bentleys escorted his funeral procession. Sixty men in black suits and sunglasses fired AK-47s into the air in tribute! 53Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 13 直 Livestream: Pay a Hundred Million to Send Off Heroes of the Ages! 直播：支付一个亿，送葬千古英雄！ Central Plains Waste Cat中原废喵Urban103k WordsCompleted Want a funeral that stands out? Want a grand send-off? Just pay the appropriate amount and choose from a variety of packages! Rolling thunder, flying on swords, the most realistic light and sound effects. No special effects, just the real thing! I've dedicated myself to the funeral business, and I'll make sure your funeral is one of a kind. Cultivators will perform all kinds of immortal techniques, making it lively and thrilling! 5Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 14 道 The Funeral of the Dao 道的葬礼 Peeking at the Heavens as a Child总角窥天Eastern Fantasy623k WordsOngoing The Classic of Mountains and Seas says that when people die, they become ghosts, and when ghosts die, they return to the Guixu. All life has an end, but where does the Great Dao end? Feng Jing smiled and said, “Welcome, everyone, to the funeral of the Dao!” —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 15 两 Two Hundred Bucks for a Mysterious Funeral! 两百块，送你一场神秘葬礼！ Adorably Sweet Tangtang萌萌哒滴糖糖Urban170k WordsOngoing Do you have any unfulfilled dreams? Give me 200 yuan. I'll make sure your funeral is an event like no other. Would you like a hundred unregistered Hongqi cars, or a thousand solemn, mysterious figures in black saluting your gravestone? No matter how you lived, after you die, you'll become a figure shrouded in mystery... If you want even more, pay the price, and the Nine Dragons will join forces to haul your coffin. The Desolate Heavenly Emperor himself will refine your gravestone and engrave 42Reads6.2Score—Shelves
16. 16 支 Pay Thirty Thousand, and You’ll Get a Mysterious Past 支付三万，让你拥有一个神秘过往 Graygray Can't Fly灰灰不会飞Urban201k WordsOngoing Because your smile is a little crooked, people often bully you. If you pay me 30,000 yuan, I’ll give you a mysterious identity at your class reunion. I’ll arrange a Rolls-Royce and four Maybachs. An imposing white-haired old man in a Sun Yat-sen suit. Twenty men in black suits, sunglasses, and wireless earpieces. A sexy secretary in a tight skirt and high heels. They’ll show up at your reunion and, when you’re being bullied, shout: “Greetings, Dragon King!” I’m Ye Bei, a planner who specializes 46Reads8.6Score—Shelves
17. 17 花 Spend a Little, Give Your Funeral Some Prestige 花点钱，我让你的葬礼有点牌面 Keeper饲主Urban162k WordsOngoing If you pay me 7 million, I’ll show up at your funeral with: • An Italian man with long golden hair - A Chinese girl with long burgundy hair - An energetic old man with a head of white hair - A poker-faced young man in a suit, carrying two swords We’ll wear golden contact lenses And hold black umbrellas in broad daylight As we silently gaze at your gravestone And softly say, “The World Tree will always welcome you with open arms.” The mourners will be astonished They’ll watch us Until We climb in 6Reads6.5Score—Shelves
18. 18 开 From the Start, I Attended a Funeral, Then the Apocalypse Arrived 开局参加葬礼，末世就来了 Fiery Yangyang火红的阳阳Sci-Fi & Apocalypse133k WordsCompleted [Stockpiling Beauties] [System] [Invincible] [No Saintly Hero] Chen Chuan transmigrates into a parallel world. From the start, he attends a funeral, never expecting the apocalypse to arrive. The System is here. Everybody, clear out! "The Funeral System"? What kind of thing is that? Chen Chuan: Want to join my funeral procession? Female celebrity: Yes! I can not only sing, I can play the suona, too! Female CEO: I'm just as capable. I can provide the whole package! Female teacher: My spoken Englis 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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19. 19 狐 The Bewitching Fox-Demon Wife 狐妖艳妻 Big Brother Xuanyi玄一哥哥Rural Life3.2M WordsCompleted [Fox Wife] + [Traditional Supernatural Horror] + [Mystery and Twists] + [Funny Ensemble Cast] + [Interlocking Plotlines] + [First-Ever Nine-Tailed Fox with Nine Clones] I’m the village’s famous idiot. Of course, that’s what people who don’t know any better call me. Those in the know call me… the village guardian! But my half-baked fortune-teller of a grandfather has a very different opinion from everyone else. He says I’m a kept man who lives off women! Still, I never imagined the woman I’d have 20.8kReads8.8Score2kShelves
20. 20 仙 Jade Radiance of the Immortal Path 仙道玲珑 Flowerfall Night Whispers漫花夜语Eastern Fantasy607k WordsCompleted (Xianxia novel, no System, no brainless power-ups) (Cultivation stages: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Illumination Realm, Heartbeat Realm, and Immortal Realm) Everyone says the path to immortality means refining qi, building a foundation, forming a golden core, reaching illumination, stirring the heart, and entering the immortal realm! But my master told me that these so-called cultivation stages are nothing but a scam invented by self-proclaimed cultivators to inflate thei 62Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Whether it is good or not, you will know after watching it!

21. 21 沙 The Battlefield Rebooted 沙场重启 Ye Peng野芃Historical169k WordsCompleted The sealed ancient city keeps restarting, trying to calm the strange upheavals and set history back on its proper course. A few small-time thugs are accidentally swept into the whirlpool and desperately search for a way home inside the ancient city. In this historical meat grinder, full of deadly dangers, some of these insignificant people are repeatedly buried in the river of time, while others... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    (No harem, no routine, no invincibility, no system, no brainlessness, suspense and imagination, plot twists and turns) - You need to verify where they went, the way home is unclear and full of dangers... When everything is over and you can never go back, you realize that you have been here more than once!!!!!!

22. 22 九 Nine Dragons Carry the Coffin 九龙抬棺 Ninth Master九当家Mystery3.5M WordsOngoing The night of my grandfather's funeral, I carried a stone tablet at the front of the procession to lead the way. I didn't dare look back, because the eight evil spirits carrying the coffin were behind me... 12.4kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
23. 23 富 50 Secrets to Building Wealth Through Divination 富在术数50招 Looking Back on the Rest of Life回望余生148k WordsCompleted In the ancient East, the study of divination has a long and rich history. It is not only a mysterious art for predicting the future, but also the crystallization of people's wisdom in their pursuit of happiness and prosperity. The book Wealth Through Divination aims to explore in depth the subtle connection between divination and personal destiny, and reveal how ancient wisdom can guide modern life. Guangdong Zhang, 2012 18Reads—Score—Shelves

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    #Too much to talk about but to understand

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