Come Through with Some Funeral-Procession-Style Novels 大哥们来点送葬流小说
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Eternal Prudence: Starting with a Suona, Funeral Rites to Immortality 长生苟道：开局吹唢呐，送葬修仙
[Immortal Cultivation + Comedy and Memes + Ordinary Protagonist + Heroine + Laying Low + Status Panel] Bai Yu transmigrated to an immortal-cultivation world. From the start, he was immortal, and performing funerals made him stronger. Bury a grandmaster martial artist and gain a max-level Golden Bell Shield, with the vitality of a dragon! Bury a Nascent Soul cultivator and gain a top-tier Heavenly Spirit Root, with extraordinary talent! Bury an Immortal Emperor of the Myriad Worlds and gain the T
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- 2 I Guarded the Empress’s Tomb for a Hundred Years, and She Came Back to Life 我镇守女帝陵墓百年，她竟然活了 Ye Tian transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent and unexpectedly becomes the tomb keeper of the Dark Night Mausoleum, where he obtains the strongest Burial System. Every person he buries in the mausoleum earns him an incredible reward! Gradually, Ye Tian also discovers that the mausoleum is not as simple as he imagined. Or rather, The people buried here are anything but ordinary! An ancient Demon Emperor is only worthy of being buried alongside a dog? The Lord of the Netherworld can only be laid 950Reads8.9Score102Shelves
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I’m a Funeral Livestreamer. One Follow Leaves the Whole Internet Freaking Out 我殡葬主播，一个关注吓懵全网
After transmigrating into a world like our own, Gu Weiyang inherited a funeral home. While scrolling through a livestream of someone flying a privately owned ultralight aircraft, he suddenly received a prompt from the System: “A client is predicted to die in an accident within thirty minutes. The Host is advised to pay attention.” Taking the prompt to heart, Gu Weiyang liked and followed the account, then left a comment: “Professional funeral services, all in one. Book in advance for 20% off.” E
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Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人
Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave
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- 5 The One Who Buries the World 葬世之人 The world is broken, and the myriad paths have fallen into ruin. After a cataclysm in the cultivation world, countless prodigies lie buried in the wilderness, and the road to immortality is all but severed. Lin Wuchen, born into humble circumstances and with his spiritual roots utterly ruined, is mocked by the world as “dust among dust,” destined to have no chance at the Great Dao of immortality. But when the chains of fate crush him into the dirt, he uses his flesh and blood as a vessel and his —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 6 Professional Funeral Director: You Have a Mysterious Identity 专业送葬：你有一个神秘身份 [Funeral Rites] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] He was just an unremarkable ordinary man! But on the day he died, the whole world was shaken. Snow fell across thousands of miles of sky, Buddhist chants resounded throughout heaven and earth, giant dragons circled overhead and wailed in grief, and gods and demons from every realm descended to mourn and attend his funeral. The current emperor: "Who on earth was this man?" A great demon of the Yao race: "Why would the supreme divine dragon of our Ya 275Reads7.3Score—Shelves
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Pay 200 Yuan to Get a Mysterious Funeral 支付两百元，让你拥有神秘葬礼
If you’re willing to pay me two hundred yuan, I’ll arrange artificial rain at your funeral. Dark clouds will gather, lightning will flash and thunder will roar. Five hundred men dressed in black will hold black umbrellas. At their head will be a wiry old man with white hair and beard, radiating authority. His tiger-like eyes will blaze as he shouts: “Dragon God Guard, we bid the Dragon King farewell as he sheds his mortal form and ascends!” At his words, the men in black behind him will fall to
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Me, a Funeral Streamer: I Inherit a Crematorium from the Start 我，丧葬主播，开局继承火葬场
This book is also known as: “Burning Gods and Ghosts at the Crematorium” “After the Supernatural Revival, I Hold Steady at the Crematorium” [No Female Lead] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Wei Kun inherited a crematorium. The System finally showed up when he was 28. That day, the crematorium had laid the village’s last elderly resident to rest. Wei Kun was on the verge of bankruptcy and closure. He came across a KTV streamer in a drunken state, showing off her looks for views while su
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The Rat King Forced Me to Cultivate, and I Got Rich Across Worlds by Snagging Bargains 鼠王逼我修仙，我靠捡漏暴富万界
[Ordinary Mortal's Treasure-Hunting Cultivation] [Treasure Hunts and Mysteries] [Secret-Realm Expeditions] [Unearthing Treasures Across the Myriad Worlds] [Laid-Back Immortal Cultivation] [Secret-Realm Dungeon Adventures] [Lighthearted and Relaxed] Qin Lie: “Immortal, demon, or Buddha, I don't care. Anyone who gets in the way of my treasure hunt and path to immortality dies!” Treasure-Hunting Mouse: “Kid, you've got a big mouth!” Qin Lie: “If we can't kill them, we'll just run!” From antique s
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The Data Undertaker 数据送葬人
I'm Lin Que, a data undertaker scraping by in the depths of a cyberpunk metropolis. I clean up the “digital excrement” of the wealthy in the Skyvault. This job has taught me one thing: the spiritual worlds of the rich are far filthier than the sewers of the slums. I thought I'd spend my whole life scraping a living from a pile of data trash, until an urgent job paying triple dragged me straight into the abyss. In the lingering fragment of the Li clan heir's consciousness, there was none of the
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- 11 The Years I Spent Raising Corpses and Nurturing Ghosts in the Graveyard 我在坟场种尸养诡的那些年 Lin Feng wakes up as a tomb keeper in a world plagued by natural disasters and sinister calamities. The slightest mistake could cost him his life. Fortunately, he can plant corpses to raise ghosts, sowing dead bodies to reap all kinds of skills and ghosts. The Opera Ghost plays the Monkey King, bringing the seventy-two transformations to life and sweeping through the turmoil of the mortal world. The Embroidery Ghost mends everything under the sun, weaving a tragic song of a troubled age and craf 14.1kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves
- 12 EN Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 124.1kReads9.2Score14.9kShelves
- 13 Burying the Demon Sect: The Empress Turns the Tables on Me from the Start 魔门送葬：开局被女帝逆推 [One Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Satisfying] Ning Chen transmigrates to another world and is immediately captured by the demonic sect, where he becomes a disciple tasked with handling funerals. From the start, he’s assigned to bury a stunningly beautiful woman. But the woman isn’t dead, and she’s none other than the demonic sect’s former leader! What’s more, she’s suffering from the tribulation of human desire. Looking at Ning Chen, the beautiful woman sighs softly. “Lucky you.” After a passio 42.2kReads9.0Score5.3kShelves
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Give Me 100 Million Yuan, and the Nine Dragons Will Pull Your Coffin 给我一亿元，九龙为你拉棺
Chen Changsheng opened a shop. The shop specialized in selling mysterious pasts! Pay 200 yuan! Fairies from every corner of the universe will be your bridesmaids, and the Nine Heavens Divine Phoenix Emperor will sing for you…! Your existence is destined to be eternal! Pay 800 yuan! Nine dragons can pull your coffin…! Gods and Buddhas will see you off… Your existence in this world will be legendary! Pay 100 million yuan,… As long as you have money and are willing to pay, you can have a mysterio
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- 15 Pay One Billion: The Jade Emperor Will See You Off at Your Funeral 支付十亿：葬礼玉皇大帝为你送行 The Nightfall Funeral Home is hiring! Day shift: 800. Night shift: 1,600. Choose a deluxe funeral and receive a mysterious, enviable, supreme identity! Pay me 5,000, and at your funeral: [Ten black Passats with no license plates pull up. Ten burly men in black suits, carrying black umbrellas and wearing wireless earpieces, appear at the funeral. They silently watch and bow deeply to the deceased.] Pay me one billion, and at your funeral: [The world will go dark for one minute.] [The Jade Emperor 49Reads5.3Score—Shelves
- 16 Funeral Procession: The Empress Pulls Nine Dragons to My Coffin to Bring Me Back to Life 送葬：女帝九龙拉棺，为我复生 Ye Shen was once the peerless holy son of the Immortal Ye Family on the Longevity Continent. Sadly, he was born at the wrong time: the Age of the Fallen Emperor! In this era, no one can become a Great Emperor. The forbidden zones erupt into turmoil, countless sea monsters surge wildly, and extraterrestrial demons watch hungrily, all preparing to unleash an apocalypse! With less than a hundred years to live, Ye Shen obtains a Funeral System. As long as he completes its missions, he can fulfill hi 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 17 Honghuang: The Ruthless Great Emperor Held My Funeral, but I Came Back to Life 洪荒：狠人大帝送葬，我复活了 Comprehend all living beings, give rise to the primordial chaos! Chen Changsheng transmigrated to the Primordial World and became a celebrated figure in the Jie Sect. He was a peerless genius, but unexpectedly suffered a backlash and was left on the brink of death! At death's door, he awakened the Divine Funeral System. Chen Changsheng was speechless. Could he make a list and come back from the dead? Sure enough, on the day of the funeral, divine light blazed across the world, revealing all mann 702Reads6.6Score—Shelves
- 18 Honghuang: The Three Thousand Chaos Demon Gods Bury Me from the Start 洪荒:三千混沌魔神，开局为我送葬 Lin Feng transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes the Jie Sect’s senior-most disciple, the first disciple of Sect Master Tongtian. In less than a thousand years, he attains the Great Encompassment Fruit and gains experience across the Three Realms. But after peering into the secrets of Heaven, he suffers the backlash of the Great Dao, leaving him with less than a hundred years to live. Fortunately, he activates the God-Tier Last-Wishes System, which lets him freely arrange his affairs 355Reads—Score—Shelves
- 19 Two Hundred Bucks for a Mysterious Funeral! 两百块，送你一场神秘葬礼！ Do you have any unfulfilled dreams? Give me 200 yuan. I'll make sure your funeral is an event like no other. Would you like a hundred unregistered Hongqi cars, or a thousand solemn, mysterious figures in black saluting your gravestone? No matter how you lived, after you die, you'll become a figure shrouded in mystery... If you want even more, pay the price, and the Nine Dragons will join forces to haul your coffin. The Desolate Heavenly Emperor himself will refine your gravestone and engrave 20Reads6.2Score—Shelves
- 20 Urban: Bound to the Funeral System from the Start 都市：开局绑定送葬系统 [Urban + System + Feng Shui + Tycoon + Showing Off + Feel-Good Fiction] An utterly ordinary old bachelor dies, yet hundreds of Rolls-Royces and thousands of people in black come to his funeral. Song Hao happens upon the Funeral System and becomes a funeral arranger, setting off on a wildly successful path. For just a hundred yuan, he can give you a send-off that makes headlines. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 21 The Funeral Director: Let Me Write a Mysterious Ending to Your Life 送葬：让我为你的人生画上神秘句号 Have you ever wondered what your funeral would be like? A boy dressed in black stands before your grave, holding a black umbrella. A stunning beauty weeps uncontrollably for you, choking out her final farewell. What expressions would your relatives and friends wear if they saw this scene? System: "Ding! The Love Funeral System has successfully taken your order!" Liu Di: "Tell me your last wish, and I'll make it come true!" 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 22 The Funeral: After My Death, a Mysterious Past Awaits 送葬：死后的我，迎来一段神秘过往 Ye Wudi was an utterly ordinary man. But after he died... A mysterious past came to light! Twenty black Bentleys escorted his funeral procession. Sixty men in black suits and sunglasses fired AK-47s into the air in tribute! 32Reads—Score—Shelves
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Attending My Own Funeral Made the World More Interesting 参观自己的葬礼，世界都变得有趣
[Satisfying Read] [No Female Lead] [Shadow Summoning] [Ruthless] [Invincible Transformation] [Mind Games] [From the most wanted criminal to the most celebrated and fawned-over number one powerhouse] [When danger strikes: The Male Lead: I might as well stab myself. His companions: Hurry up and stab Yang Qinglin!] After Yang Qinglin discovers that researchers are using ordinary people as seeds and fertilizer to grow medicinal Yepo firs, he is framed and killed, becoming the most wanted criminal. A
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- 24 I’m a Funeral Livestreamer: One Follow Is Enough to Make Big Macaque Cry 我丧葬主播，一个关注吓哭大马猴 Li Huowang, a transmigrated oddball, opened the Safe Travels Funeral Shop. While scrolling past a streamer putting on a street stunt, a System suddenly spoke in his mind: “Malicious street stunts. Chance of accidental death during the next livestream: 100%! Follow this potential customer!” Li Huowang immediately followed the streamer and left a comment: “Safe Travels Funeral Supplies Shop. Let us give you an experience like no other.” Everyone thought it was a prank, but the young man really did 56Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 Funeral Streamer: One Follow Is Practically Death Itself 丧葬主播，一个关注堪称死神来了 Bai Yu transmigrated to a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral shop on the verge of closing. While watching a short video of a beautiful woman in a qipao, he suddenly heard a System alert: [Target detected: ID: Ah Li Is Really So Fair] [Danger information: Has gone on dates with strange men over a hundred times. Chance of accidental death next time: 100%. Follow this precisely matched customer.] After the alert failed to change anything, Bai Yu followed her anyway. When nobody believ 31Reads—Score—Shelves
- 26 I'm a Funeral Streamer: One Follow and Everyone Stands at Attention! 我丧葬主播，一个关注全体起立！ A parallel world, in the present day. Su Cheng runs his family's little funeral shop, inherited from his ancestors. By chance, he obtains a funeral System that lets him check other people's odds of dying. He comes across a red-haired young man riding a motorcycle. "Bro, you're in for a bloody disaster~" Su Cheng kindly warns him. The young man dies. "Miss, you're in for a bloody disaster!" Su Cheng kindly warns someone again. After a string of coincidental events, the entire internet is stunned! 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 27 The Funeral Parlor Owner Who Made the Island Nation Surrender and the Eagle Nation Fall 丧葬店老板，让岛国投降鹰酱覆灭 [No female lead + no harem + no saintly do-gooder] Wu Zang transmigrates to a parallel world and is adopted from an orphanage by Old Wu. After Old Wu dies, he inherits his funeral supplies shop. Business is poor, so he plans to sell products through short-video platforms. While looking into it, he comes across a suggestive short video and suddenly receives a System notification: “This female streamer has been exploiting suggestive content to solicit gifts for a long time. Tonight, she'll be atta 365Reads8.4Score—Shelves
- 28 I'm a Funeral Livestreamer, and One Follow from Me Terrifies the Whole Internet! 我丧葬主播，一个关注吓尿全网！ Chen Yang owns a funeral services company. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he inexplicably acquires a Funeral System. Complete tasks, and earn corresponding rewards. What the heck is going on? “According to the System's assessment, video blogger Niu Bi Your Sixth Brother has engaged in 365 reckless stunts. His chance of dying the next time he does one is 70%. He is a four-star silver user. The Host is advised to follow him.” Oh, all right. Chen Yang follows him with a single tap. 10Reads5.2Score—Shelves
- 29 I'm a Funeral Home Owner, and One Follow Scared All the Online Influencers 我丧葬老板，一个关注吓懵众网红 Yang Ning transmigrates to a parallel world and, through a twist of fate, inherits a funeral shop. One day, while scrolling through short videos, a System prompt suddenly sounds when an adventure vlogger appears on screen. "After 26 dangerous expeditions, the chance of dying in an accident on the next one is 100%. A perfect customer. Host, you can follow him!" After his attempts to talk the vlogger out of it fail, Yang Ning immediately follows him instead. "Hello! Interested in our Worry-Free Fu 63Reads—Score—Shelves
- 30 The Ghost-Hunting Livestreamer’s Following List Has the Whole Internet Freaked Out 我丧葬主播关注列表，全网吓坏了 “Our family’s funeral shop has been around for decades. You need to carry on the tradition, not spend all day scrolling through videos!” “Grandpa, I’m promoting our family’s shop! Times have changed! This is the internet plus funerals!” [Congratulations, Host! You have successfully bonded with the Strongest Funeral System!] Li Wei was just a recent graduate with a degree in funeral services, but after awakening the Funeral System, he was anything but ordinary! [Those who do too much evil bring a 54Reads—Score—Shelves
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Eternal Life Funeral Rites: Tapping a Wooden Fish Lets Me Inherit the Dead's Possessions 长生送葬：敲木鱼能继承亡者遗物
[The protagonist and villains are both smart]+ [No female lead]+ [Longevity]+ [A sly schemer]+ [Stat-adding panel]+ [Behind the scenes] From the start, Li Chuchen, a funeral director, was breaking bowls and feasting at funerals, making his fortune off the dead! He gains the myriad arts of the heavens from the dead! He attains eternal Longevity from the dead! The dead are full of treasures! While others struggle to pursue immortality, Li Chuchen squats by a grave and taps his wooden fish once: [G
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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- 33 Showbiz: Write My Own Stories or It's Game Over! 娱乐：不文抄，就GG！ ‘The God of Online Fiction’ ‘Romance King’ ‘Father of New Wuxia’ And more... “These are all just misunderstandings people have about me. I’m only a copyist!” Song Ci sighed helplessly. In this life, he had only wanted to laze around and enjoy himself. He never expected to go further and further down the path of literary greatness. 3.1kReads7.7Score168Shelves
- 34 Siheyuan: The Third Master Has Arrived 四合院：三大爷来了 I really transmigrated! Just imagine, a handsome 185-centimeter man like me turned into a shriveled old geezer who’s only 165 centimeters tall. My heart aches! Then I saw the person beside me in bed, and it ached even more! And there’s a whole bunch of hungry kids to feed, none of them mine! Now it aches even more! 3.2kReads8.6Score106Shelves
- 35 Back to the 1960s: From Eating My Fill to Becoming a Factory Boss 穿回六零：从吃饱饭到厂长老总 On a sweltering day, a bottle of ice-cold cola sent a young man struggling to make ends meet back to the early 1960s. He was reborn as the third great-uncle who had died young in his previous life. In an era when people worried just about getting enough to eat, he began a life of easy success. New book: Transmigrating to 1942: Starting with a Blade of Grass. I hope you’ll support it. 10.6kReads8.8Score578Shelves
- 36 Divine Choices: From the Start, I Possessed Minghe 神级选择，开局夺舍冥河 He Ming transmigrated into the Primordial World. From the start, he possessed Ancestor Minghe and obtained a god-tier Choice System. Knowing what lay ahead, he decisively chose to lie flat. The Dragon-Phoenix Tribulation? Nothing to do with me! The sermons at the Zixiao Palace? I’m not going. I wouldn’t go even if you beat me to death! I, Ancestor Minghe, will cultivate in seclusion for a hundred thousand years. I won’t take a single step out of the Sea of Blood until I become a Saint. Unti 12.3kReads8.1Score856Shelves
- 37 Siheyuan: With My Dream Farm in Hand, I Snatch Lou Xiao'e Away 四合院：手握梦想农场截胡娄晓娥 [This book is complete] [Siheyuan courtyard + farm System + everyday life + sweet romance + one female lead] [The story doesn't follow the original plot completely, with a few minor changes. If you don't like that, please go easy on me.] Liu Zhongguo woke up one day to discover that he had transmigrated into the courtyard from "The House of Beasts", becoming a purchasing agent in the steel mill's logistics department. With the arrival of the Dream Farm System, Liu Zhongguo found that life had be 9.7kReads8.2Score456Shelves
- 38 Game Development: The Entire Internet Is Begging Me to Survive! 游戏制作，全网求我活下去！ [Game Development] [Self-Rescue] [Maximum Emotional Impact] Qin Xuan is reborn in a parallel world and told he has only a little over ten days to live?! Fortunately, the System arrives late but right on time, awakening the Game Development Master System! [Ding! Host successfully bound to the System! Make games and earn players' emotional points to extend your lifespan!] What? The games from the Dragon Kingdom are being crushed by foreign games? Qin Xuan immediately pulls out Plants vs. Zombies, —Reads7.2Score—Shelves
- 39 The Funeral Director: My Name Is Written Inside the Coffin 送葬人：棺里写着我的名 Shen Deng, a nineteen-year-old funeral worker, receives the first letter her master sent after his death. It contains just one sentence: Don't take the funeral job in Wuhé Village. But the village chief is already kneeling outside her door, holding a tiny coffin and begging her to ring the bell for the dead. When the coffin lid opens, there's no corpse inside, only a paper effigy bearing her name. From that day on, Shen Deng learns that the most frightening thing in this world isn't the dead ref —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Funeral Procession: The Dragon King Hauls a Coffin from the Start to Send the First Emperor on His Way 送葬：开局龙王拉棺，送始皇上路
A great fire blazed through Chaoge City. King Zhou set himself alight, and the age of human emperors came to an end. Heaven and earth mourned, and the people fell to their knees. The Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors bade farewell, sending King Zhou on his final journey! Within a carriage on the Dune Road, the Ancestral Dragon breathed his last. Heaven and earth dimmed, the sun and moon lost their light. The Dragon Kings of the Four Seas soared through the sky, pulling his coffin away! In the G
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Invincible From the Start: Take Disciples, Bury Gods and Demons, and Rule for Eternity 开局挂机无敌，收徒葬神魔镇万古
[Invincible protagonist + funeral rites + taking disciples + building a faction + Empress + System + myriad realms + sign-in] Zhang Ye transmigrates to the Desolate Region and binds himself to a System. He spends a hundred years idling on Burial Peak, until his eldest disciple arrives at the mountain and accidentally triggers a new System feature. Training disciples earns him large amounts of Yin energy. Spend Yin energy to open coffins and claim treasures, or upgrade martial techniques and spir
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