Spend a Little, Give Your Funeral Some Prestige

I made the cover myself and it cost me several dollars. I didn't even want to eat it. It was so miserable that the author cried.

Author, let's discuss it. Wait another eighty years. After I pass, I will give you 80% of my life savings. You can give me a set meal like this. It's not too demanding. There are thousands of saints (refer to the ancient times and the Three Qing Dynasties) who sang my funeral speeches. Millions of music gods played music for me, and hundreds of billions of beauties (look at Chang'e) danced for my funeral. Finally, I asked Pangu and others, the great men who created the world, to open up a three thousand world for me and collect ingredients to make a banquet. Then let my family eat and drink well, and finally bring someone over to be a companion. It doesn't need to be too good-looking or awesome, just someone with the pseudonym of the owner.

This bird... Ahem. No, I just came to see if anyone can remind the author to fulfill the promise of the doll. Absolutely not what I want, absolutely not! 😶😶

It's a pity that no one will come to eat after I die.

Author, I don't ask for much, come and give me a system, quick to wear, I happened to play with my cousin, truth or dare, and lost, he told me to find an author to publish in her, my uncle is gay (▼ Dis▼#), and he happened to be after your book, unfortunately, you choose the author, no need to be more, just one, Danmei system

Yu Mu Feifei wants to write about the Master vs. Transformers (っ'-')╮=͟͟͞͞💌

The author told me that your article is not decorated with gorgeous language, but touches readers with plain and true feelings. The sentences are smooth, the psychological portrayal and detailed description are very successful, giving people a sense of aftertaste. From a literary point of view, the subject matter is very novel. The angle is clearly visible. The language is plain yet elegant. Simple yet meaningful. This article is a model article. The literary skills that show extraordinary in the ordinary can be said to be precious every word. Every sentence is a classic. It has reached a height that is beyond our reach. From an artistic point of view. This article could be improved. But its meaning is far greater than success itself. There is also the use of punctuation marks. Just right. After Zhuyuudi read your article, my heart couldn't calm down for a long time. How could there be such a penetrating article in this world? I couldn't believe my eyes. You gave me a deep understanding of the saying "There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world". After reading the article, I did not dare to reply easily. I was worried that my vulgar language would tarnish this rare article in the world, but I still replied because I felt that if I could not leave my own footprints behind such a wonderful article, it would be a regret in my life. No matter how wonderful the article is with gorgeous rhetoric, I just want to say, does the inflatable doll count?

The brain circuit is very strange, and I said I would give you five stars, so I will give you five stars.

The highlight of this book: the protagonist pees on the grave of King Qin Guang. Generally speaking, the author's writing is very good. The protagonist's character is my favorite type. The bionic robot adds some humorous elements to the book. Overall, it's pretty good, and I give it a five-star rating.

Author, are you interested? I'll give you ten dollars, and you can give me a grander funeral. It's not too demanding. Just go find Pangu for me in the long river of time and space, kneel down Emperor Huangtian in front of my tomb, and go to any of the three thousand worlds to find food. God, I'm looking for a random time traveler with a relatively large worldview to be the host of my funeral. Finally, let Pangu split 3,000 worlds into pieces and shape them into my tombstone. Finally, just make the stars in this universe look a bit like they have fallen. Then just let my endless civilization, and the endless three thousand worlds, all the heavens and all the worlds, come and eat my table. If you are willing, I will die for you on the spot.