Honkai: Star Rail: With the Darkin Blade Template, I’m Wooing Jingliu!

After transmigrating into Honkai: Star Rail, Xianyu just wants to be a lazy civil servant. The Aeon of the Hunt manifests as soon as he arrives, and he casually picks up an arrow of the Hunt, stuffs it into his pocket dimension to hold down his instant noodles, then goes right back to slacking off at the Divination Commission. That is, until a mysterious package appears on his desk. Inside are chunks of an Abomination of Abundance, and the sender is listed as Jingliu, Sword Champion of the Luofu. His department head turns green. “What did you do to Jingliu?” Xianyu is utterly baffled and turns to his best friend Jing Yuan. “Is sending this kind of local delicacy a Cloud Knights tradition?” Jing Yuan loses it. “That’s a death warrant!” That night, at a hot pot dinner, Baiheng rolls around laughing as she shares the latest gossip: “A new recruit sent his girlfriend a severed Abomination limb, and she dumped him.” Jingliu sits silently the whole time, holding a cracked cup, while Yingxing twists the knife: “The person who got that gift must be thrilled, right?” Xianyu quietly sets down his chopsticks. The recruit who got dumped might have been him. The System suddenly flashes up: “Darkin Blade template loading…” Xianyu looks at Jingliu’s complicated expression. “I think I know who that box of meat was meant for.” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.