I Rented a Girlfriend to Take Home for New Year, but She Turned Out to Be a CEO

My year-end bonus was negative 186 yuan, and my mom nagged me about getting married until I nearly lost it.

At the train station, I spent 5,000 yuan to rent a dyed-haired, rebellious girl and brought her home for the New Year.

After my relatives mocked me to the limit, the Emotion Value System activated!

One retort earns me 20,000 yuan. One insult brings in 100,000.

And the craziest part? The fake girlfriend I rented is actually a CEO fleeing an arranged marriage!

Zhao Tianci shows up at my door with twelve people to block the way? One line from me turns his face green.

Zhao Hongtu threatens me with 80 million yuan to force me out for a demolition project? One sharp tongue, and he loses both his wife and his soldiers.

My relatives call me useless? I roast them until they're lining up to toast me.

My coworkers laugh at my 6,000-yuan monthly salary? I roast them until their boss is on his knees begging to work with me.

They think I'm still the office drone with a negative year-end bonus.

Sorry, but all your family fortunes combined aren't worth what I make roasting people in a single day.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.