Naruto: I Just Packed My Bags, and the System Gave Me Unlimited Fried Chicken

After eighteen years since transmigrating, Fei Niao watches Kushina's belly grow bigger by the day and decisively prepares to defect. Konoha is too dangerous, and the Uchiha are a powder keg. Just as he's looking up how to scratch out the symbol on his forehead protector, the Comeback System arrives.

The starter pack contains an unlimited bucket of fried chicken and a Ninja Academy textbook speed-up card... Fei Niao is instantly crushed. "I'm already a jonin, and you're giving me Ninja Academy stuff?"

The System's missions are even more outrageous: defeat two-year-old Uchiha Naoki and make him your most devoted supporter. Fei Niao is silent for a moment, then turns to four-year-old Itachi and starts preaching the Will of Fire: "Your dad can divorce your mom and marry Tsunade. That'll stabilize the clan!" Itachi falls into philosophical contemplation, Mikoto turns evil on the spot, Kushina's red hair practically explodes, and Minato spends the whole night going through the files. "We can't let this Uchiha stay in the clan. Send him to look after the Ninja Academy students."

At the wedding, Fei Niao packs up the leftovers while instructing Itachi to "help the clan save money." Fugaku's blood pressure soars as he watches his son clutching a plastic bag. While the System is still urging him to beat up a two-year-old, Fei Niao has already pulled out unlimited fried chicken. "Let's eat our fill first. We can talk about defecting in our next life!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.